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Darkkermit's presidency manifesto in Moron

Stephen_Hawkins
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3/12/2012 1:21:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I annouss dat I, darkkehmit will be runnigg f' president. I know the, uh, eleckion is still f' awhile, uh uh uh, but kite a few membehs habe already annoussd deir candidacy, so I will as webuhll.

Along side, uh uh uh, my BP runnigg mate will be imabench.

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Webuh wish t' continue wid similar plans as de innomen administrashun. Dis means If webuh can get access t' modehashun abiltiby, den webuh will ban membehs who are obbious trolls (spambots, duuhhhh, multiaccountehs, duuhhhh, 'n odeh obbious behabior) 'n crate fair trial f' membehs who are bordehline trolls.

Webuh also wudd like t' continue wid commuty parpicitashun 'n get odehs inbolbid wid DDO parpicitashun. Uhhh....Dis means webuh will listen t' feedback t' iprobe the, ERRRR, site, uh uh uh, 'n try t' work out conflicts betweebuhn ribal membehs. Webuh want t' make de DDO commuty a place whehe ebehyone can endgoy it.

Webuh also plan on commucatigg wid the, ERRRR, staff of Dguggle. One of de progglems dat debate.org is not profitaggle enough f' Dguggle t' inbest in updatigg debate.org. Webuh wish t' find ways t' make Dguggle more profitaggle widout alienatigg the, errr, commuty. F' examble, adbehtisemins (no pop ups dough) 'n a "special feature" part of DDO in which on paid membehs can cuz Dguggle t' pay more attenshun t' us. Dis is again, somedigg webuh wudd like commuty feedback from.

Webuh also plan on recruitigg some good debatehs from across de innernet. Duh.Some ideas t' recruit membehs is cratigg an inner-webuhbsite debate.
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Stephen_Hawkins
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3/12/2012 1:52:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I know right (And 998 posts)!
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to be Gay, he'll positively influence the GDP.

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imabench
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3/12/2012 2:02:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 1:52:02 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
I know right (And 998 posts)!

Do Jimtimmy now :D
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3/12/2012 2:03:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 2:02:10 PM, imabench wrote:
At 3/12/2012 1:52:02 PM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
I know right (And 998 posts)!

Do Jimtimmy now :D

You know this is so open to just c/p-ing his manifesto as it is.
I will not because I CBA.