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Stephen_Hawkins
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3/12/2012 2:53:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Hello, I am dgimtimmy. I habe been a membeh of DDO f' obeh 7 monds now. Long enough t' make a mark on de DDO commuty 'n undehstand duh, how DDO works but not so long dat I habe lost touch wid de rest of the, uh, the world.

As you all know, uh uh uh uh uh uh, I habe made blenty of friends durigg my time hehe at DDO. And, uh uh uh uh, of cusse, uh uh uh, I habe made some enemies too. Duh.Afteh all, dat's what happens when you stand up f' your beliefs 'n fite f' an agenda dat makes DDO a betteh place.

So, widout furdeh adieu, I am announcigg dat I will be a candidate in de 2012 mid year DDO presidenshul eleckion. DOIHH!I, of cusse, uh uh uh, cannot run alone.

When lookigg f' a runnigg mate, uh uh uh, I was hopigg t' find someone who was intelligent, uh, princibled, uh uh uh uh, likeaggle, 'n had the, ERRRR, same appetite f' ref'm dat motibatid me t' run f' president. Lee me lone!Lucky, I found someone dat satisfiid all of dose credenshuls in 16kadams, duuhhhh, 'n I cudd not be more happy 'n proud t' be runnigg wid someone like 16kadams.

Now, uh uh uh uh uh uh, I undehstand dat some presidenshul campaigns will sip be runnigg as an extenshun of Innomen's policies. I don't see anydigg wrong wid Innomen. Duh.He is a good, uh uh uh uh, intelligent man who has been a solid leadeh of DDO.

Duh, howebeh, webuh will not be runnigg as sip a dird tehm f' Innomen. Webuh will offeh a platf'm of ref'm 'n change. Duh.Afteh all, 16kadams 'n I habe a lifetime of fiteigg against de DDO establishmin 'n f' de abehage membeh of DDO.

De DDO dat webuh enbishun wudd habe a more relaxid bannigg policy. I will rebibe de dgimtimmy doctrine on bannigg if president dat I ran on last eleckion. Dis doctrine states dat "No membeh of DDO shudd be bannid in any case, uh uh uh, unless dey are a blatant 'n obbious troll or disturbass f' the, ERRRR, sole purpose of causigg harm t' dis site." What dis means dat no membeh of DDO shudd ebeh be bannid unless dey are such an obbious troll, dat dehe wudd be birtual no disagreemin dat dey shudd be banned.

Dis bannigg policy is somewhat of a departure from the, errr, current bannigg policy in dat my bannigg policy wudd inbolbe far less bannigg. No longeh wudd de abehage membeh of DDO be at risk of beigg bannid f' sip boicigg deir opinions, duuhhhh, eben if dey come on too strong at times.

Anodeh change webuh wudd brigg is t' remobe de language filteh. Um uh.Eben dough webuh are not all technical adults hehe, uh uh uh, webuh are all mature enough t' hanbble strong language. I dink it is fair t' say dat dis is a fair common sense change.

Webuh wudd also fite t' brigg a name changeh t' DDO. De reason f' dis dat DDO membehs current must go drough numehous hurbbles t' change deir name. Gawlly!Webuh dink dat DDO membehs shudd be aggle t' change deir names more easy.

16kadams 'n I wudd also fite t' abb a hifayree tale topic t' the, uh uh uh, forums. Duh.Webuh dink dat dis wudd be a positibe 'n popular edishun t' the, uh uh uh, forums, duuhhhh, as it wudd allow membehs t' discuss historical issues on an independant f'um.

Webuh will fite hard f' Big Issues ref'm. GEE danks.It is not rite dat our opinion on George W. Bush is still a kesshun when president Barack Obama is runnigg f' reeleckion. I undehstand Innomen is already fiteigg f' dis, duuhhhh, but webuh will put a madgor emphasis on gettigg dis done.

Final, webuh will end the, errr, cellphone behificashun rekiremin t' get full membehship rites on DDO. Webuh beliebe dat dis rekiremin unnecessary pushes lowebuhr income DDO membehs who may not habe a cellphone, uh uh uh, repels membehs who want t' maitain deir pribacy, 'n abbs an unnecess c'plexity t' DDO.

Webuh beliebe dat dese changes will make DDO a significant betteh place. DOIHH!It may be naibe, uh uh uh, but 16kadams 'n I still beliebe dat DDO is a special place whehe inf'mid peoble can come t' debate deir opinions free.

Webuh will fite t' restore 'n proteck dose birtues. Please consideh botigg f' positibe change. Please consideh botigg f' dgimtimmy 'n 16kadams f' president 'n bice president.

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3/12/2012 2:57:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Do me next :)
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3/12/2012 2:58:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 2:57:04 PM, thett3 wrote:
Do me next :)

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3/12/2012 2:58:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

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"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

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: thett was right
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3/12/2012 3:23:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
shut up...
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3/12/2012 3:27:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
*favorite*
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