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imabench
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3/12/2012 4:47:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Steven Hawking had his 1000th post just minutes ago, so i checked my own forum posts and saw that I was right at 999...... Oh how surprising it was, I would have been devastated knowing that I might have blew my 1000th forum post on something stupid (like asking Jimtimmy whether or not he would have banned gaby222, but we all know his answer would be no) So instead I am trying to donate my 1000th post to a worthy cause

But what cause do I think is worthy enough?
Obama?
the election?
the DDO election?
Kony2012?
My views about what I think will happen to the world or this country?
My philospophy on life?
A thank you note?

No, ladies and gentlemen I am donating my 1000th post to something we have all overlooked.......
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Demonized Nambian Antelopes


Many people overlook how Demonized Nambian Antelopes (DNA) first came about and the threat they pose on all of us, for those of you who do not know what Demonized Nambian Antelopes are, let this debate enlighten you.

http://www.debate.org...

Now you and I are all concerned about the existence about Demonized Nambian Antelopes, but what kind of a threat do they impose? There were rumors that these Demonized Nambian Antelopes were in everyone's poop (that theory was disproven) however there are several things about these animals that humans do know about DNA.....

- They are part antelope and part transformer, making them superior fighting machines compared to humans
- They are hard to track but are known to be found only in Nambia
- According to the Bush administration they have ties to Al-Qaeda
- They control a large part of the FREEDO administration
- They believe that African Americans are inherently less intelligent then Caucasians
- They are authoritarian libertarians
- They are Scientologists

That is what is known about these vicious animals, and since they are part transformer, traditional human weaponry is completely useless against them, even cruise missiles.

So now I reveal my intent for this post, it is not simply to raise awareness about DNA, but also to raise awareness for how to defend against them.... For Demonzed Nambian Antelopes have only one weakness

ANTI DNA CIRCLES.

Yes the Spongebob episode about Sea Bears actually summarizes how to defend against DNA, by drawing dirt circles in the sand.... It is the only known 100% proven defense against Demonized Nambian Antelopes, do not try any other technique because Demonized Nambian Antelopes are agitated by many things that people would typically do when they encounter them.
- Running for your life
- Limping away
- Crawling Away
- Often they attack for doing nothing at all and sometimes just dont like people...

So if you want to protect your loved ones, spread this message. Alert other people about the danger of Demonized Nambian Antelopes and how to defend against them. Together, we humans will be number 1 once again.

So concludes my 1000th post :)
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Zaradi
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3/12/2012 4:50:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
-.-
Only you would do this...
Well, maybe FREEDO would. But of course you would do this.
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3/12/2012 4:51:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!
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3/12/2012 4:51:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I had to do it, but it was worth it ;D
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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3/12/2012 4:52:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
My 666th post was "HAIL SATAN!" in the religious forum :P
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3/12/2012 4:52:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 4:52:20 PM, thett3 wrote:
My 666th post was "HAIL SATAN!" in the religious forum :P

You sir deserve a medal for that....
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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3/12/2012 4:53:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 4:51:41 PM, imabench wrote:
I had to do it, but it was worth it ;D

I still laugh when I look at that debate.
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3/12/2012 5:01:44 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 4:53:53 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/12/2012 4:51:41 PM, imabench wrote:
I had to do it, but it was worth it ;D

I still laugh when I look at that debate.

same, but i felt that i did not emphasize how dangerous they are and how you should defend against them....
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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Zaradi
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3/12/2012 5:09:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 5:01:44 PM, imabench wrote:
At 3/12/2012 4:53:53 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/12/2012 4:51:41 PM, imabench wrote:
I had to do it, but it was worth it ;D

I still laugh when I look at that debate.

same, but i felt that i did not emphasize how dangerous they are and how you should defend against them....

-in a trance-
Why would we want to defend against them? Theu are so kind and gentle and only want the best for us.
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3/12/2012 5:35:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 5:09:10 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/12/2012 5:01:44 PM, imabench wrote:
At 3/12/2012 4:53:53 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 3/12/2012 4:51:41 PM, imabench wrote:
I had to do it, but it was worth it ;D

I still laugh when I look at that debate.

same, but i felt that i did not emphasize how dangerous they are and how you should defend against them....

-in a trance-
Why would we want to defend against them? Theu are so kind and gentle and only want the best for us.

LIES, THE WORLD MUST KNOW
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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FREEDO
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3/12/2012 6:10:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Congratulations, you're finally able to enter the secret forums that those with less than 1,00 can't do. It's quite an achievement.
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3/12/2012 7:17:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 6:10:43 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Congratulations, you're finally able to enter the secret forums that those with less than 1,00 can't do. It's quite an achievement.

Well, he enter that one about 910 posts ago now.
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3/12/2012 7:25:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 7:17:57 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 3/12/2012 6:10:43 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Congratulations, you're finally able to enter the secret forums that those with less than 1,00 can't do. It's quite an achievement.

Well, he enter that one about 910 posts ago now.

^ LMAO
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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3/12/2012 7:58:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 4:52:20 PM, thett3 wrote:
My 666th post was "HAIL SATAN!" in the religious forum :P

Mine was something allong those lines. Although I think it was the anti-christ.
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3/12/2012 8:05:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 7:57:04 PM, PlanetTutTutTurtle wrote:
FINALLY! Imabench has admitted his obsession with me.

Yeah, really, that's it. *SARCASM*
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3/13/2012 2:07:47 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I would like to celebrate my 805th post.

805 represents the number of minutes it took us to get to the paved road from home when I was growing up.

8:05 represents the time I always get to work.

8/05 represents the first time I ate at Chipotle

8.05 = my effective tax rate.
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4/21/2012 11:54:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
For my 1000th Post:

I will dedicate it to one thing we know will happen,

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Obama will win reelection for 4 more years


http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Obama:
http://www.intrade.com...
Romney:
http://www.intrade.com...

-Anyway, why would people want to vote OUT a President;

- Saved the auto industry and presided over its revival
- Federal taxes are the lowest in 60 years
- Oil drilling is at an 8 year high
- Natural gas production is at an all-time high
- Renewable energy production has doubled under Obama
- Energy standards for vehicles are modernized to save resources
- Ended torture, and enacted Fair pay legislation
- Business investment has grown 29% since Obama took office
- Corporate profits have grown 76% since Obama took office
- Exports have increased 23% since Obama took office
- Investments in equipment and software have increased 30% under Obama
- Reversed an economic recession, presiding over 25 consecutive months of private sector job growth adding more than 4 million jobs
- GDP has grown for 10 consecutive quarters
- Manufacturers durable goods orders have increased by more than 50%
- The US now makes 40% of electric car batteries, instead of 2% under Bush
- Signed multiple Free trade agreements while fixing job-training program with it
- Made the feeling of doom go away
- ...and the Iraqi War is over, and we killed most of al Qaeda

Overall (besides passing SP healthcare reform):

Mission Accomplished

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4/21/2012 12:00:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/21/2012 11:54:50 AM, Contra wrote:
For my 1000th Post:

I will dedicate it to one thing we know will happen,

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Obama will win reelection for 4 more years


Sadly I agree

http://www.realclearpolitics.com...

Obama:
http://www.intrade.com...
Romney:
http://www.intrade.com...

-Anyway, why would people want to vote OUT a President;

- Saved the auto industry and presided over its revival
- Federal taxes are the lowest in 60 years
- Oil drilling is at an 8 year high
- Natural gas production is at an all-time high
- Renewable energy production has doubled under Obama
- Energy standards for vehicles are modernized to save resources
- Ended torture, and enacted Fair pay legislation
- Business investment has grown 29% since Obama took office
- Corporate profits have grown 76% since Obama took office
- Exports have increased 23% since Obama took office
- Investments in equipment and software have increased 30% under Obama
- Reversed an economic recession, presiding over 25 consecutive months of private sector job growth adding more than 4 million jobs
- GDP has grown for 10 consecutive quarters
- Manufacturers durable goods orders have increased by more than 50%
- The US now makes 40% of electric car batteries, instead of 2% under Bush
- Signed multiple Free trade agreements while fixing job-training program with it
- Made the feeling of doom go away
- ...and the Iraqi War is over, and we killed most of al Qaeda

Overall (besides passing SP healthcare reform):

lol


Mission Accomplished

http://www.bing.com...
https://www.youtube.com...
https://rekonomics.wordpress.com...
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4/21/2012 12:09:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/12/2012 4:52:20 PM, thett3 wrote:
My 666th post was "HAIL SATAN!" in the religious forum :P

Nice. I played The Number of the Beast and yelled Six! Six! Six!
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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4/21/2012 12:47:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
O.O

Now I feel left out, not knowing what my 100th post was...... :(
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4/21/2012 12:47:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/21/2012 12:47:33 PM, OberHerr wrote:
O.O

Now I feel left out, not knowing what my 1000th post was...... :(

Fix'd.
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4/21/2012 1:08:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What if this became the official "post your 1000th post" thread XD
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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4/21/2012 1:11:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I remeber my 666th post was "HAIL SATAN!"
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4/21/2012 1:27:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/21/2012 1:21:51 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
I died laughing when I read that debate. Congratz.

thanks :D
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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12/19/2012 1:08:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/12/2012 4:52:20 PM, thett3 wrote:
My 666th post was "HAIL SATAN!" in the religious forum :P

You mean "HAIL SATAN! nac".
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