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FREEDO
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3/26/2012 9:18:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Lo, do I, FREEDO, emperor of these DDO forums posit under thee the royal cabinet positions and open the floor for any other fellows here who wish to take part in and expand upon this foolishness.

JaxsonRaine: Official "Jed" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

imabecnh: Official "Chair-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko: Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

There are also several people whom I informed were the "Supposed Vice-High-Priest-Guru-Rabbi-President of The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party"
But none of them actually are.

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3/26/2012 9:35:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I would like to be the Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships).
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Or any man that breathes on earth.

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3/26/2012 9:35:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
kittens
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3/26/2012 9:36:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/26/2012 9:35:25 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
I would like to be the Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships).

AS YOU HAVE WISHED, SO IT SHALL IT BE
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3/26/2012 9:38:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/26/2012 9:35:25 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
I would like to be the Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)...
...of the FREEDO bureaucracy, of course.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
FREEDO
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3/26/2012 9:40:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/26/2012 9:35:49 PM, thett3 wrote:
kittens

Thett3: Official Kittens of the FREEDO bureaucracy!!
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tvellalott
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3/26/2012 9:52:26 PM
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You forgot my original title "The supposed vice-high-priest-guru-rabbi-president of The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party (TAFAPAOEEDDOPPPPP)"
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OberHerr
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3/26/2012 9:59:55 PM
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Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Bad***-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner.

Or, SPNGAKAMSWBPMOAEAIMBIAWMDC
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Man-is-good
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3/26/2012 10:13:59 PM
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I will be the straight-man to this dastardly orgy that you are hosting, Freedo. The straight-man.
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3/27/2012 12:24:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/26/2012 9:52:26 PM, tvellalott wrote:
You forgot my original title "The supposed vice-high-priest-guru-rabbi-president of The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party (TAFAPAOEEDDOPPPPP)"

Read my full post.
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FREEDO
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3/27/2012 12:26:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/26/2012 9:59:55 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Bad***-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner.

Or, SPNGAKAMSWBPMOAEAIMBIAWMDC

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.
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FREEDO
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3/27/2012 12:27:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 12:26:00 AM, FREEDO wrote:
At 3/26/2012 9:59:55 PM, OberHerr wrote:
Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Bad***-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner.

Or, SPNGAKAMSWBPMOAEAIMBIAWMDC

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

needs bold
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3/27/2012 12:28:11 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/26/2012 10:13:59 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
I will be the straight-man to this dastardly orgy that you are hosting, Freedo. The straight-man.

So it shall be!
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MrBrooks
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3/27/2012 2:17:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I wish to be the Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the Freedo Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought manuevers.
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3/27/2012 3:24:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 2:17:59 AM, MrBrooks wrote:
I wish to be the Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the Freedo Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought manuevers.

Mrbrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the Freedo Imperial Naval Academy of New York" of the FREEDO bureaucracy!
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Mestari
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3/27/2012 3:33:43 AM
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I want to be the official "Reasonable Person." That seems contradictory enough.
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4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
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3/27/2012 4:26:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 3:33:43 AM, Mestari wrote:
I want to be the official "Reasonable Person." That seems contradictory enough.

Hmm. Needs something more, that one.
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Buddamoose
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3/27/2012 9:15:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
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"Was he the sun?"

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3/27/2012 9:21:03 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 9:15:58 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars.

My first order of business, building a time
machine to go back to November 22, 1963. So i can position myself at the grassy gnoll.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
kyro90
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3/27/2012 9:25:46 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr.

Yeah. Im that awesome. :P
Allow me to give you my card....
Oh you cant read? Pitty. It says,
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kyro90
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3/27/2012 9:33:06 AM
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Congrats Ober. You now have a new scretary.
Allow me to give you my card....
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OberHerr
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3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM
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I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....
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kyro90
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3/27/2012 10:34:17 AM
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At 3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM, OberHerr wrote:
I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....

Yayaz. :D Im your personal slave. :)
Allow me to give you my card....
Oh you cant read? Pitty. It says,
You are now holding the card of the Awesome-Steller-Second-to-none-hot-cool-funny-incredible-magical-beautious-cuddly-warm-kitty-kat-like Secretary
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3/27/2012 10:36:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 10:34:17 AM, kyro90 wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM, OberHerr wrote:
I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....

Yayaz. :D Im your personal slave. :)

...
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
OberHerr
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3/27/2012 10:37:32 AM
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Sig change.
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"Cases are anti-town." - FourTrouble

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OberHerr
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3/27/2012 10:38:03 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 10:36:40 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:34:17 AM, kyro90 wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM, OberHerr wrote:
I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....

Yayaz. :D Im your personal slave. :)

...

My thoughts exactly.

But, Kyro is a strange cookie.....
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Buddamoose
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3/27/2012 10:39:39 AM
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At 3/27/2012 10:38:03 AM, OberHerr wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:36:40 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:34:17 AM, kyro90 wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM, OberHerr wrote:
I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....

Yayaz. :D Im your personal slave. :)

...

My thoughts exactly.

But, Kyro is a strange cookie.....

Quite, but arent we all in some way?
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
kyro90
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3/27/2012 10:39:43 AM
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At 3/27/2012 10:38:03 AM, OberHerr wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:36:40 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:34:17 AM, kyro90 wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM, OberHerr wrote:
I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....

Yayaz. :D Im your personal slave. :)

...

My thoughts exactly.

But, Kyro is a strange cookie.....

Lol. *Bows* I live to please.
Allow me to give you my card....
Oh you cant read? Pitty. It says,
You are now holding the card of the Awesome-Steller-Second-to-none-hot-cool-funny-incredible-magical-beautious-cuddly-warm-kitty-kat-like Secretary
OberHerr
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3/27/2012 10:40:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 3/27/2012 10:39:39 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:38:03 AM, OberHerr wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:36:40 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:34:17 AM, kyro90 wrote:
At 3/27/2012 10:31:55 AM, OberHerr wrote:
I hav a secretary?

Hm..........meh, whatever. I suppose I could find some strange, obscure use for you....

Yayaz. :D Im your personal slave. :)

...

My thoughts exactly.

But, Kyro is a strange cookie.....

Quite, but arent we all in some way?

True, true.......
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Official Enforcer for the DDO Elite(if they existed).

"Cases are anti-town." - FourTrouble

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