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FREEDO
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5/20/2012 6:15:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am putting this out there again for anyone else who wants in.

RULES FOR ACHIEVING YOUR OWN TITLE
1. It must be unreasonably long, imply an abuse of power, and be, in ways, somewhat contradictory.
2. You may apply any such title to yourself.
3. You may even apply any such title to someone beside yourself if it is particularly brilliant and/or horrendous and the person you apply it is unfortunate enough to have not yet claimed a title.
4. ???????????
5. You may never ever ever never ever, under any circumstances, for any reason, without exception, in any universe, for any intent, change your title! Unless you want to.

NOTE
For those who haven't already, I suggest you add your official title to your signature.

CURRENT LIST

JaxsonRaine: Official "Jed" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

000ike: Official "The Extremely Corrupt Woman of Male Qualifications Who Lords Over and Presides Over the Massively Non-Existent Electorate of Herself, Whilst Parading Naked With Clothes on in Front of the Extreme High Lord Executioner Wizard on His Days Off" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

imabecnh: Official "Chair-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

blackhawk1331: Official "Supreme Czar and Primary Share Holder of The Highly Armed Department for Armory Reduction" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

tvellalott: Official "The Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious, and Also Very Good at Crafts, Almighty Controller and Administrator of Antidisestablishmentarianism" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

socialpinko: Official "The Official Spy for Spying on Scumbag Pinkos on Behalf of the Glorious and Benevolent Dictatorship of the Honorable FREEDO May He Never Die" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Detectableninja: Official "Official Minister and Bribe Collector for Anti-heroes, Lollipops, Thoroughbreds of Sin, Crime, Crime-fighting, Cats, and Criminal Cats who Fight Crime from His Tower Constructed Entirely of Poetry, Literature, Alternative Rock, and Chocolate (Half of which is Chocolate that Specializes in Toppling South American Communist Dictatorships)" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thett3: Official "Kittens" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Oberherr: Official "Secret Police-Not-Gordan-Also-Known-As-Masterchief-Spartan-Warrior-Badass-Personified-Master-Of-Arms-Every-Atom-In-My-Body-Is-A-WMD-Commissioner" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Man-is-good: Official "Straight-Man" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

MrBrooks: Official "Imperial Chancellor of the Dreadnought Division of the Freedo Imperial Naval Academy of New York. My job will be to ensure that all imperial New Yorker cadets of the Freedo Naval Academy are trained in the art of aeronautical dreadnought manuevers" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Buddamoose: Official "The Magister for the advancement of chaos, disorder, looting, pillaging, hysteria, rioting, and rationer of butterfinger candy-bars" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Kyro90: Official "The incredible-Magical-slick-Stellar-Second-to-none-Super-Duper-Dazzling-Awesome-fluffy-cool-hot-best-kitty-kat-like-secretary of OberHerr" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

lannan13: Official "Freedo's Imperial Marine Courp Commandant" of the...yes...FREEDO bureaucracy.

UnStupendousMan: Official "The Official and glorious head of the UnStupendous agency of the Board of Awful in the OMG WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU ARE JUST TAKING UP SPACE administration and official supervisor of secret messages, poisons and assassins looking to depose and/or destroy FREEDO and his closest comrades" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Mestari: Official "Resonable Person in Charge of the Administering of Contradictory, False, and Dishonest Titles" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

Zaradi: Official "Kittens Eatter" of the FREEDO bureaucracy.

thephfactor: Official "Secretary of Drug Legalization Enforcement and Who Also Loves Bacon" of the FREEDO bureaucracy!
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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Platypus666
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5/20/2012 6:46:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am "The (Weed) Aquatic (Weed) and (Weed) Egg (Weed) Laying (Weed) Mammalian (Weed) Enforceress (Weed) of (Weed) Liberty (Weed), Cuddliness (Weed), and (Weed) Involuntary (Weed) Administration (Weed) of (POT) Psychoactive (Weed) Substances (Weed) To (Weed) All (Weed) The (Weed) Masses (Weed) Under (Weed?) The (Weed!) Control (Weed) of (Weed) The (Weed) All (Weed) High (Weed) FREEDO (Weed) and (Weed) Yyyyyyyyyyyyeah (WEED).
NEVER LOGGING IN UNLESS I AM HIGH

Official "The (Weed) Aquatic (Weed) and (Weed) Egg (Weed) Laying (Weed) Mammalian (Weed) Enforceress (Weed) of (Weed) Liberty (Weed), Cuddliness (Weed), and (Weed) Involuntary (Weed) Administration (Weed) of (POT) Psychoactive (Weed) Substances (Weed) To (Weed) All (Weed) The (Weed) Masses (Weed) Under (Weed?) The (Weed!) Control (Weed) of (Weed) The (Weed) All (Weed) High (Weed) FREEDO (Weed) and (Weed) Yyyyyyyyyyyyeah (WEED)" of the FREEDO Bureaucracy.
Buddamoose
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5/20/2012 6:48:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Forgot about this..

Re-sig'd :D
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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Buddamoose
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5/20/2012 6:48:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 6:46:45 PM, Platypus666 wrote:
I am "The (Weed) Aquatic (Weed) and (Weed) Egg (Weed) Laying (Weed) Mammalian (Weed) Enforceress (Weed) of (Weed) Liberty (Weed), Cuddliness (Weed), and (Weed) Involuntary (Weed) Administration (Weed) of (POT) Psychoactive (Weed) Substances (Weed) To (Weed) All (Weed) The (Weed) Masses (Weed) Under (Weed?) The (Weed!) Control (Weed) of (Weed) The (Weed) All (Weed) High (Weed) FREEDO (Weed) and (Weed) Yyyyyyyyyyyyeah (WEED).

This...is...MAGNIFICENT!

Now sig it
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
JaxsonRaine
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5/20/2012 6:53:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 6:46:45 PM, Platypus666 wrote:
I am "The (Weed) Aquatic (Weed) and (Weed) Egg (Weed) Laying (Weed) Mammalian (Weed) Enforceress (Weed) of (Weed) Liberty (Weed), Cuddliness (Weed), and (Weed) Involuntary (Weed) Administration (Weed) of (POT) Psychoactive (Weed) Substances (Weed) To (Weed) All (Weed) The (Weed) Masses (Weed) Under (Weed?) The (Weed!) Control (Weed) of (Weed) The (Weed) All (Weed) High (Weed) FREEDO (Weed) and (Weed) Yyyyyyyyyyyyeah (WEED).

I don't like funny brownies.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
Lordknukle
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5/20/2012 6:54:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Official "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Administrator of the Fuhrer Communist activities pertaining to Internal affairs of crazy cat women."
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
JaxsonRaine
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5/20/2012 7:37:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 7:31:20 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Wow. Totally forgot about this hilarity. Re-sig'd

"Zaradi: Official "Kitte"

Sig Fail
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
johnnyboy54
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5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels and octopuses.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
OberHerr
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5/20/2012 7:56:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels and octopuses.

And porpoises.
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johnnyboy54
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5/20/2012 7:57:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 7:56:08 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels, octopuses, and porpoises.

Of course Ober. How could I forget?
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
JaxsonRaine
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5/20/2012 7:58:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 7:57:39 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:56:08 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels, octopuses, and porpoises.

Of course Ober. How could I forget?

Can we get pie in there too?

I love pie.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
OberHerr
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5/20/2012 7:58:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 7:58:14 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:57:39 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:56:08 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels, octopuses, and porpoises.

Of course Ober. How could I forget?

Can we get pie in there too?









I love pie.

and potatoes.
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Official Enforcer for the DDO Elite(if they existed).

"Cases are anti-town." - FourTrouble

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johnnyboy54
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5/20/2012 8:00:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 7:58:43 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:58:14 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:57:39 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:56:08 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak, pie and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels, octopuses, and porpoises.

Of course Ober. How could I forget?

Can we get pie in there too?









I love pie.

and potatoes.

Very well, but no potatoes! FREEDO needs them uh, for study. Yeah.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
JaxsonRaine
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5/20/2012 8:10:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 8:00:53 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:58:43 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:58:14 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:57:39 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:56:08 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 7:55:40 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
I am now the Official Directer of procurement responsible bacon, steak, pie and cheese covered prostitutes who shall honored with the task of creating and perfecting hallucinogens to fuel the magical-science experiments of FREED that are surely for the greatest benefit of all squirrels, octopuses, and porpoises.

Of course Ober. How could I forget?

Can we get pie in there too?









I love pie.

and potatoes.

Very well, but no potatoes! FREEDO needs them uh, for study. Yeah.

That's fine. I'm not a big fan of Potato Pie anyway.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
WriterDave
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5/20/2012 10:50:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Official "Official of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" of the FREEDO Bureaucracy.
Writer. Liberal atheist. Official "Official of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" of the FREEDO Bureaucracy.

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Zaradi
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5/20/2012 10:52:53 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 10:50:00 PM, WriterDave wrote:
Official "Official of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" of the FREEDO Bureaucracy.

Acces denied. Access denied. Access denied.

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imabench
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5/20/2012 10:53:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
who the f*ck is "imabecnh" and why does he have my title????
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
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johnnyboy54
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5/20/2012 10:59:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 10:53:14 PM, imabench wrote:
who the f*ck is "imabecnh" and why does he have my title????

I don't know, but I heard he was a real dick.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
OberHerr
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5/20/2012 10:59:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 10:53:14 PM, imabench wrote:
who the f*ck is "imabecnh" and why does he have my title????

Viva La Revolution!
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imabench
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5/20/2012 11:00:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 10:59:59 PM, OberHerr wrote:
At 5/20/2012 10:53:14 PM, imabench wrote:
who the f*ck is "imabecnh" and why does he have my title????

Viva La Revolution!

LOL!!!!
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
johnnyboy54
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5/21/2012 12:13:21 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/20/2012 11:45:40 PM, FREEDO wrote:
All of your claimed titles are officialized!

Finally! We got some work to do.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
imabench
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5/21/2012 12:26:37 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Done
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
OberHerr
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5/21/2012 12:29:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Sig change.
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"Cases are anti-town." - FourTrouble

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WriterDave
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5/21/2012 1:56:01 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Changing sig.
Writer. Liberal atheist. Official "Official of the FREEDO Bureaucracy" of the FREEDO Bureaucracy.

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Insult Ownership: http://bit.ly...
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"I said you are a fake, a phony, and a fraud, but that doesn't mean I think you're putting on an act." --Innomen