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jimtimmy
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6/9/2012 4:25:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Yes, jimtimmy is still running for president.

I am not running with any VP this time around. I will choose whoever comes in second place in the election. If they decline, I will select third place. If they decline, I will choose another member.

Here is my platform:

http://www.debate.org...

So, if you want a change from the failed policies of Innomen, you know who to vote for!
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Man-is-good
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6/9/2012 4:26:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
You're still here?
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

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6/9/2012 4:28:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly with the chain of their own ideas" - Michel Foucault
imabench
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6/9/2012 4:29:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Hello everyone, I am the roastmaster Imabench and you are tuning in to the Comedy Central Roast of Jimtimmy here on DDO

jokes will be up shortly >:)
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innomen
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6/9/2012 4:46:26 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:44:57 PM, Ron-Paul wrote:
You realize that half of your platforms just make it easier for you to multi-account so you can win.

We have a list of his multies.
imabench
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6/9/2012 4:47:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
We all know who Jimtimmy is and what hes done, but lets get right down to it. What can be said about Jimtimmy that hasnt already been said about Sarah Palin?
- Nobody ever knows what their thinking
- Disliked by liberals and conservatives
- Nobody wants to see them run for president
- Family history of Down Syndrome
- Mostly be remembered for destroying the political aspirations of the person they ran with

What is the one thing you will never find at a party hosted by Jimtimmy?
- Black People

Someone said that JT's constant spamming of forums makes him the new Inferno. I disagree, Inferno actually responds to peoples questions

What do JT and Obama have in common?
- Both have approval ratings on DDO of about 30% or less

What is the difference between Jimtimmy and Rush Limbaugh?
- One of them is a racist who hates liberals and Obama with a passion, trolls people mercilessly and then act like hes done nothing wrong, says something retarded without thinking about it and then argue why its true rather than admit they screwed up, use any type of means necessary to discredit Obama, liberals, and anyone he disagrees with.....

The other is Rush Limbaugh

What is the difference between Jimtimmy's good qualities, and Bigfoot?
- Bigfoot has been sighted

What does Jimtimmy and a used diaper have in common?
- Both are full of sh*t and people only want to see them when they are being thrown into the bottom of a landfill

Why dont people let Jimtimmy play mafia on DDO?
- He would just go around lynching all the black people

What does Jimtimmy and the KKK have in common?
- a lot

What does Jimtimmy and a slinky have in common?
- Everyone on DDO would LOVE to watch me push either of them down a flight of stairs

What does Jimtimmy and an un-potty-trained labra-doodle have in common?
- If you ask them a question they'll just sh*t on you and leave

What is the difference between Jimtimmy and a toilet?
- A toilet can actually deal with sh*t thrown at them

How many Jimtimmy's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- N.A. Jimtimmy can only screw a presidential campaign

What do you do when you see a black man squirming around on the ground?
- Normal peoples answer - Stop what your doing, see if they need help, and if they do call 9-1-1
- Jimtimmy's answer - Stop laughing, reload, shoot him again

What does Jimtimmy's nice side and the Liberally biased DDO media have in common?
- Jimtimmy is the only one who thinks either of them exist

What is the difference between Hitler and Jimtimmy?
- Hitler knew when his political career was over

What is the difference between Jimtimmy and a schizophrenic?
- A schizophrenic has a better grip on reality

What is the one thing Jimtimmy will ever get high on?
- Chromosomes

When is the only time when Jimtimmy seems bright?
- When you throw a lamp at him

Why cant you say that Jimtimmy's maturity on DDO is comparable to that of the maturity of a 7 year old girl?
- Because it would be an insult to the maturity of 7 year old girls

And last but not least, What does Jimtimmy's presidential Campaign and a large black Dildo have in common?
- Jimtimmy has pulled both of them out of his a**

This has been the Comedy Central Roast of Jimtimmy, my name is Imabench and I leave you know with the four guarantees of life

1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Jimtimmy making a thread announcing his presidency in a thread dedicated to himself
4) Imabench trolling the f*ck out of it

Thank you all, have a good night :D
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

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Ron-Paul
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6/9/2012 4:47:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:46:26 PM, innomen wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:44:57 PM, Ron-Paul wrote:
You realize that half of your platforms just make it easier for you to multi-account so you can win.

We have a list of his multies.

That's got to be a long list.
000ike
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6/9/2012 4:51:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:47:58 PM, imabench wrote:

What do JT and Obama have in common?
- Both have approval ratings on DDO of about 30% or less

As of this week, Obama's rating is 46%. Lets libel Jimtimmy, not Obama
"A stupid despot may constrain his slaves with iron chains; but a true politician binds them even more strongly with the chain of their own ideas" - Michel Foucault
Oryus
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6/9/2012 4:53:05 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:28:10 PM, 000ike wrote:


best response so far.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
imabench
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6/9/2012 4:58:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:51:03 PM, 000ike wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:47:58 PM, imabench wrote:

What do JT and Obama have in common?
- Both have approval ratings on DDO of about 30% or less

As of this week, Obama's rating is 46%. Lets libel Jimtimmy, not Obama

holy sh*t, when I left DDO and the issues were updated Obama was sitting around 32%, now hes up to 51%??? I was only gone for 2 weeks guys jesus...
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
bossyburrito
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6/9/2012 5:01:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:47:58 PM, imabench wrote:
We all know who Jimtimmy is and what hes done, but lets get right down to it. What can be said about Jimtimmy that hasnt already been said about Sarah Palin?
- Nobody ever knows what their thinking
- Disliked by liberals and conservatives
- Nobody wants to see them run for president
- Family history of Down Syndrome
- Mostly be remembered for destroying the political aspirations of the person they ran with

What is the one thing you will never find at a party hosted by Jimtimmy?
- Black People

Someone said that JT's constant spamming of forums makes him the new Inferno. I disagree, Inferno actually responds to peoples questions

What do JT and Obama have in common?
- Both have approval ratings on DDO of about 30% or less

What is the difference between Jimtimmy and Rush Limbaugh?
- One of them is a racist who hates liberals and Obama with a passion, trolls people mercilessly and then act like hes done nothing wrong, says something retarded without thinking about it and then argue why its true rather than admit they screwed up, use any type of means necessary to discredit Obama, liberals, and anyone he disagrees with.....

The other is Rush Limbaugh

What is the difference between Jimtimmy's good qualities, and Bigfoot?
- Bigfoot has been sighted

What does Jimtimmy and a used diaper have in common?
- Both are full of sh*t and people only want to see them when they are being thrown into the bottom of a landfill

Why dont people let Jimtimmy play mafia on DDO?
- He would just go around lynching all the black people

What does Jimtimmy and the KKK have in common?
- a lot

What does Jimtimmy and a slinky have in common?
- Everyone on DDO would LOVE to watch me push either of them down a flight of stairs

What does Jimtimmy and an un-potty-trained labra-doodle have in common?
- If you ask them a question they'll just sh*t on you and leave

What is the difference between Jimtimmy and a toilet?
- A toilet can actually deal with sh*t thrown at them

How many Jimtimmy's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- N.A. Jimtimmy can only screw a presidential campaign

What do you do when you see a black man squirming around on the ground?
- Normal peoples answer - Stop what your doing, see if they need help, and if they do call 9-1-1
- Jimtimmy's answer - Stop laughing, reload, shoot him again

What does Jimtimmy's nice side and the Liberally biased DDO media have in common?
- Jimtimmy is the only one who thinks either of them exist

What is the difference between Hitler and Jimtimmy?
- Hitler knew when his political career was over

What is the difference between Jimtimmy and a schizophrenic?
- A schizophrenic has a better grip on reality

What is the one thing Jimtimmy will ever get high on?
- Chromosomes

When is the only time when Jimtimmy seems bright?
- When you throw a lamp at him

Why cant you say that Jimtimmy's maturity on DDO is comparable to that of the maturity of a 7 year old girl?
- Because it would be an insult to the maturity of 7 year old girls

And last but not least, What does Jimtimmy's presidential Campaign and a large black Dildo have in common?
- Jimtimmy has pulled both of them out of his a**

This has been the Comedy Central Roast of Jimtimmy, my name is Imabench and I leave you know with the four guarantees of life

1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Jimtimmy making a thread announcing his presidency in a thread dedicated to himself
4) Imabench trolling the f*ck out of it

Thank you all, have a good night :D

You are a God. I love you. I love you. I love you. I wanna rap my arms around your big long pulsating...... neck for leaving without visiting for like a month.
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6/9/2012 6:08:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 4:25:06 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
Yes, jimtimmy is still running for president.

Prove it.


I am not running with any VP this time around. I will choose whoever comes in second place in the election. If they decline, I will select third place. If they decline, I will choose another member.

Here is my platform:

http://www.debate.org...

So, if you want a change from the failed policies of Innomen, you know who to vote for!
imabench
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6/9/2012 6:18:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 6:08:39 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:06 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
Yes, jimtimmy is still running for president.

Prove it.

He doesnt respond to peoples questions
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
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drafterman
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6/9/2012 6:20:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 6:18:20 PM, imabench wrote:
At 6/9/2012 6:08:39 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:06 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
Yes, jimtimmy is still running for president.

Prove it.

He doesnt respond to peoples questions

It wasn't a question. It was a demand. I don't believe he is still running for president. He needs to prove it to me.
imabench
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6/9/2012 6:22:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/9/2012 6:20:19 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 6/9/2012 6:18:20 PM, imabench wrote:
At 6/9/2012 6:08:39 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 6/9/2012 4:25:06 PM, jimtimmy wrote:
Yes, jimtimmy is still running for president.

Prove it.

He doesnt respond to peoples questions

It wasn't a question. It was a demand. I don't believe he is still running for president. He needs to prove it to me.

he still wont do it, theres a better chance of jimtimmy winning ( .0000000% chance) then him trying to prove anything to anyone who isnt himself
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
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Microsuck
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6/10/2012 8:05:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Innomen has been a superb President.
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6/10/2012 10:49:39 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/10/2012 8:05:40 AM, Microsuck wrote:
Innomen has been a superb President.

+11
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"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau