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Wallstreetatheist
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6/19/2012 1:33:10 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What is the most stupid phrase one of your family members has uttered?

My sister: Do those people have mental problems, or is it all in their heads?
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tulle
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6/19/2012 1:36:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
lol I could write a book with the sh!t my family says.

Me: What's 1000 times 10000?
Sister: Um... 3 zeroes plus 4 zeroes is 8 zeroes, so... 1 million.
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6/19/2012 1:41:55 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Sister: Whats Obama's last name?

Me: his last name is facepalm.

Sister: Really?
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Viper-King
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6/19/2012 1:51:35 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Mom: Why you on Debate.org?

Me: Because I like to.

Mom: You're supposed to like to be studying?

Me: I do like studying but I also like having own entertainment.

Mom: You're not supposed to have any entertainment or enjoy life before you get a job! Your only life is school.

Me: I'm sorry we have different views.

Mom: This is why I never should have introduced you to politics. You've been brainwashed by the liberal media and is being used by the Illuminati.

Me: Yes. And Adolf Hitler is still alive on the moon.

Mom: No he isn't. Barack Obama is part of the Illuminati and does sex trafficking.

Me: So you're saying all Democrats are Illuminati?

Mom: No. Only those who are anti-Christian by supporting Obama and are against traditional values.

Me: So how bout Mitt Romney?

Mom: He's a Mormon and has faith to go against the Illuminati

Me: Because he's a Republican.

Mom: I'm sorry you're brainwashed and I hope God rescues you.

Me: From being Democrat.
royalpaladin
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6/19/2012 2:06:01 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Not saying who, but this actually happened.

Me: I think my generation can finally push for gender equality. We tend to be liberal.

X Person: Why? Because all of you run around having sex and have no morals?

Me: That's not what liberal means.

X Person: That's what it means in India. Conservatives support family values and liberals have no morals.

Me: That's poisoning the well . . .
Viper-King
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6/19/2012 2:18:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Me: Dad, where'd you put the sushi?
Dad: Oh. I thought the sushi was my salad dressing.
Me: WHAT? WHERE IS IT?
DAD: Oh. I brought it with me to work.
MasterKage
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6/19/2012 2:32:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
A few years ago, I said something about something that I've forgotten that had to do with approximates, and this conversation happened:

Brother: That's not what approximately means.

Me: What? Yes, it is. It's essentially an *almost* correct value.

Brother: No, approximate means the exact value.

Me: *facepalm* No, it doesn't.

(We were young, when this happened.)
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bossyburrito
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6/19/2012 2:41:22 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Me: *Insert rants about how my dad was being fallacious and made no sense"
Father: "Stop using those big words. You sound like a scientist sometimes and I can't understand you."
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bossyburrito
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6/19/2012 2:41:40 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 6/19/2012 1:51:35 PM, Viper-King wrote:
Mom: Why you on Debate.org?

Me: Because I like to.

Mom: You're supposed to like to be studying?

Me: I do like studying but I also like having own entertainment.

Mom: You're not supposed to have any entertainment or enjoy life before you get a job! Your only life is school.

Me: I'm sorry we have different views.

Mom: This is why I never should have introduced you to politics. You've been brainwashed by the liberal media and is being used by the Illuminati.

Me: Yes. And Adolf Hitler is still alive on the moon.

Mom: No he isn't. Barack Obama is part of the Illuminati and does sex trafficking.

Me: So you're saying all Democrats are Illuminati?

Mom: No. Only those who are anti-Christian by supporting Obama and are against traditional values.

Me: So how bout Mitt Romney?

Mom: He's a Mormon and has faith to go against the Illuminati

Me: Because he's a Republican.

Mom: I'm sorry you're brainwashed and I hope God rescues you.

Me: From being Democrat.

Inb4 she is a commie.
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