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Wallstreetatheist
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6/19/2012 1:33:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What is the most stupid phrase one of your family members has uttered?

My sister: Do those people have mental problems, or is it all in their heads?
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tulle
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6/19/2012 1:36:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
lol I could write a book with the sh!t my family says.

Me: What's 1000 times 10000?
Sister: Um... 3 zeroes plus 4 zeroes is 8 zeroes, so... 1 million.
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TUF
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6/19/2012 1:41:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Sister: Whats Obama's last name?

Me: his last name is facepalm.

Sister: Really?
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socialpinko
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6/19/2012 1:43:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Brother: Australia only has beaches on the coasts.
: At 9/29/2014 10:55:59 AM, imabench wrote:
: : At 9/29/2014 9:43:46 AM, kbub wrote:
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: : DDO should discredit support of sexual violence at any time and in every way.
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Viper-King
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6/19/2012 1:51:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Mom: Why you on Debate.org?

Me: Because I like to.

Mom: You're supposed to like to be studying?

Me: I do like studying but I also like having own entertainment.

Mom: You're not supposed to have any entertainment or enjoy life before you get a job! Your only life is school.

Me: I'm sorry we have different views.

Mom: This is why I never should have introduced you to politics. You've been brainwashed by the liberal media and is being used by the Illuminati.

Me: Yes. And Adolf Hitler is still alive on the moon.

Mom: No he isn't. Barack Obama is part of the Illuminati and does sex trafficking.

Me: So you're saying all Democrats are Illuminati?

Mom: No. Only those who are anti-Christian by supporting Obama and are against traditional values.

Me: So how bout Mitt Romney?

Mom: He's a Mormon and has faith to go against the Illuminati

Me: Because he's a Republican.

Mom: I'm sorry you're brainwashed and I hope God rescues you.

Me: From being Democrat.
royalpaladin
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6/19/2012 2:06:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Not saying who, but this actually happened.

Me: I think my generation can finally push for gender equality. We tend to be liberal.

X Person: Why? Because all of you run around having sex and have no morals?

Me: That's not what liberal means.

X Person: That's what it means in India. Conservatives support family values and liberals have no morals.

Me: That's poisoning the well . . .
Viper-King
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6/19/2012 2:18:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Me: Dad, where'd you put the sushi?
Dad: Oh. I thought the sushi was my salad dressing.
Me: WHAT? WHERE IS IT?
DAD: Oh. I brought it with me to work.
MasterKage
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6/19/2012 2:32:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
A few years ago, I said something about something that I've forgotten that had to do with approximates, and this conversation happened:

Brother: That's not what approximately means.

Me: What? Yes, it is. It's essentially an *almost* correct value.

Brother: No, approximate means the exact value.

Me: *facepalm* No, it doesn't.

(We were young, when this happened.)
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bossyburrito
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6/19/2012 2:41:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Me: *Insert rants about how my dad was being fallacious and made no sense"
Father: "Stop using those big words. You sound like a scientist sometimes and I can't understand you."
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6/19/2012 2:41:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/19/2012 1:51:35 PM, Viper-King wrote:
Mom: Why you on Debate.org?

Me: Because I like to.

Mom: You're supposed to like to be studying?

Me: I do like studying but I also like having own entertainment.

Mom: You're not supposed to have any entertainment or enjoy life before you get a job! Your only life is school.

Me: I'm sorry we have different views.

Mom: This is why I never should have introduced you to politics. You've been brainwashed by the liberal media and is being used by the Illuminati.

Me: Yes. And Adolf Hitler is still alive on the moon.

Mom: No he isn't. Barack Obama is part of the Illuminati and does sex trafficking.

Me: So you're saying all Democrats are Illuminati?

Mom: No. Only those who are anti-Christian by supporting Obama and are against traditional values.

Me: So how bout Mitt Romney?

Mom: He's a Mormon and has faith to go against the Illuminati

Me: Because he's a Republican.

Mom: I'm sorry you're brainwashed and I hope God rescues you.

Me: From being Democrat.

Inb4 she is a commie.
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush