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JaxsonRaine
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8/16/2012 2:10:16 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
My Candidacy For DDO President 2012or2013orWheneverTheNextElectionIs
(AssumingAirmaxDoesn'tDeclareHimselfDictator)

That's right! I got dibs on the first campaign announcement.

I am running, with my running mate Tom-Bob Dalton(it's subtle, but I think you can get it), on a very specific platform that I think is important for all DDOians.

RUINING GAMES - I will put into place, as President, a committee for game-ruinment auditing. The committee, chaired by a chairperson(not a bench person), will analyze situations in which it appears a person willfully and knowingly ruined a game in the Games forum. For example, HCP posting the answer to a lateral-thinking puzzle.

Upon receiving a complaint, the Committee for Non-Game-Ruining Equity shall carefully analyze all of the facts, issue a confidence rating from 0(don't ban) to 10(ban), post the confidence rating on a post-it note next to the Juggle watercooler, and then proceed to ban the alleged offender anyway.

It is clear that the failed policies of Airmax have been clearly shown to DDOians at this point to have clearly failden... failen, failn? Failed!

Thread Hijacking - This egregious practice has to stop! We have THOUSANDS of victimized ideas that have had their threads stolen from them. Each one of these ideas is more than a number, and we can't allow ourselves to desensitize to this ongoing problem. I hereby issue JR-EO-2012-001: War on Threadlessness, an executive order(that's right, come at me Airmax) to immediately restore all threads to their original ideas. Any DDOian found guilty of re-hijacking a thread shall be hunted down by the person-who-would-be-the-enforcer-for-the-DDO-elite-if-the-DDO-elite-existed, using advanced technologies like two-way radios and email. Upon successful capture, said offender shall be subjected to 5 years(per offense) of hand-copying the wisdoms of JimTimmy, Starcraftzzz, Izbo, and other such wize sages of DDO, into the DDible.

Again, Airmax's policies have failed us in these important regards. Please, make the right choice, and vote for JaxsonRaine/TBD 20XX!
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JaxsonRaine
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8/16/2012 2:13:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
It has come to my attention, through my vast network of spies I mean pollsters, that the issue of my soon-to-be-leavance of DDO is causing some concern among those who are concerned.

Let me state, unequivically, that as your President, I will work TIRELESSLY to ensure that I fulfill my campaign promises. Even if it means I have to log on to DDO once a month to check My Messages for new love-spam PMs, I WILL DO IT!!!

JaxsonRaine/TBD 20XX
Tommorow's Change You Can Hope To Believe In, Today
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JaxsonRaine
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8/16/2012 2:15:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/16/2012 2:13:24 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
It has come to my attention, through my vast network of spies I mean pollsters, that the issue of my soon-to-be-leavance of DDO is causing some concern among those who are concerned.

Let me state, unequivically, that as your President, I will work TIRELESSLY to ensure that I fulfill my campaign promises. Even if it means I have to log on to DDO once a month to check My Messages for new love-spam PMs, I WILL DO IT!!!

JaxsonRaine/TBD 20XX
Tomorrow's Change You Can Hope To Believe In, Today

Fix'd

See, Change can happen just that fast!
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8/16/2012 10:48:09 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/16/2012 5:07:39 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
You've just won yourself a voter!
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8/16/2012 10:51:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/16/2012 2:10:16 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
My Candidacy For DDO President 2012or2013orWheneverTheNextElectionIs
(AssumingAirmaxDoesn'tDeclareHimselfDictator)

Thread Hijacking - Any DDOian found guilty of re-hijacking a thread shall be hunted down by the person-who-would-be-the-enforcer-for-the-DDO-elite-if-the-DDO-elite-existed

Well Im fucked.....
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8/16/2012 11:26:26 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
"5 years(per offense) of hand-copying the wisdoms of JimTimmy, Starcraftzzz, Izbo, and other such wize sages of DDO, into the DDible."

LOL!
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8/16/2012 11:55:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/16/2012 11:26:26 AM, Lordknukle wrote:
"5 years(per offense) of hand-copying the wisdoms of JimTimmy, Starcraftzzz, Izbo, and other such wize sages of DDO, into the DDible."

LOL!

I do like this policy
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
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Microsuck
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8/16/2012 2:31:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I vote for airmax!
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8/16/2012 2:44:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Vte 4 meeee ill giv u frea kookys
#UnbanTheMadman

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10/25/2012 5:37:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 4:55:18 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
Bump

Lol.

I'll help you bump. We can at least pretend to care.
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 5:58:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 5:37:40 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 10/25/2012 4:55:18 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
Bump

Lol.

I'll help you bump. We can at least pretend to care.

Hey man, this is srs bsns!

As an aside, do you want to be my running mate?
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
lannan13
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10/25/2012 6:12:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
As a fellow canidate I'll ask you important question.
1. Will you change any of the forums such as taking away arts or adding any?

2. Will you crack down on trolls?

3. How will voting for you impact the avarage DDOer?

4. What is your stance on mafia?

5. Will change debates to include cross-x and win loss election?
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 6:16:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:12:11 PM, lannan13 wrote:
As a fellow canidate I'll ask you important question.
1. Will you change any of the forums such as taking away arts or adding any?

All forums will be consolidated into:

Things I Care About

Things I Don't Care About

2. Will you crack down on trolls?

I would instantly ban trolls, people who swear, or any non-PG material. I would make DDO family-friendly.

3. How will voting for you impact the avarage DDOer?

They will end up getting banned. At least, until most current DDOians(get it right) are gone, and a new breed of DDOians comes in. Then the average DDOian will be different than the current average DDOian.

4. What is your stance on mafia?

Mafia is cool, yo. If only I had the time, I would put myself in every game, as a member of the mafia, who couldn't be killed, lynched, converted, or in any other way caused to lose or tie.

5. Will change debates to include cross-x and win loss election?

Who the what to the where now?
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bossyburrito
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10/25/2012 6:28:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What is your stance on Cfk?
Also, as prez will you or anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#UnbanTheMadman

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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 6:32:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:28:36 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
What is your stance on Cfk?

I don't really get all that involved in Argentinian politics...

Also, as prez will you or anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I or anwone will do far as like to want to be decided as prez, really even as go.
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lannan13
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10/25/2012 6:36:24 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
5. cross-x is were people get to ask each other questions.

6. Why reduce the forums to Important not important, wouldn't that be confusing and clustored?

7. Will you continue to allow youtube vidoes to be posted?

8. Who will determined who is a troll?

9. Will you fix the no-picture policy in debates?

10. Will you extend character limits for Policy debates?

11. Will you delete profiles that haven't been online for over a year?

12. Will you fix the leaderboard?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

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"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

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FREEDO
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10/25/2012 6:37:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 5:58:59 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 10/25/2012 5:37:40 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 10/25/2012 4:55:18 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
Bump

Lol.

I'll help you bump. We can at least pretend to care.

Hey man, this is srs bsns!

As an aside, do you want to be my running mate?

I'm already Airmax' running mate. But thanks for the thought.
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 6:39:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:36:24 PM, lannan13 wrote:
5. cross-x is were people get to ask each other questions.

Cool.

6. Why reduce the forums to Important not important, wouldn't that be confusing and clustored?

No, it would be extremely useful for me.

7. Will you continue to allow youtube vidoes to be posted?

Of course... as long as they don't break any part of the terms.

8. Who will determined who is a troll?

Me.

9. Will you fix the no-picture policy in debates?

MSPaint only.

10. Will you extend character limits for Policy debates?

No. lrn2shrthnd.

11. Will you delete profiles that haven't been online for over a year?

No. Would you kill people who left town for over a year? Seriously, have some common sense.

12. Will you fix the leaderboard?

Yeah, I need to be in 1st place.
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 6:40:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:37:56 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 10/25/2012 5:58:59 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 10/25/2012 5:37:40 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 10/25/2012 4:55:18 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
Bump

Lol.

I'll help you bump. We can at least pretend to care.

Hey man, this is srs bsns!

As an aside, do you want to be my running mate?

I'm already Airmax' running mate. But thanks for the thought.

I know that. I fail to see what that has to do with my proposition.
twocupcakes: 15 = 13
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10/25/2012 6:45:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
AIR MAX and FREEDO 2013 BABEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 6:48:34 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:45:19 PM, Chicken wrote:
AIR MAX and FREEDO 2013 BABEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Psh... I'm going to get Airmax/FREEDO to be my running mate yet!
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lannan13
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10/25/2012 6:49:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
10. Will you establish an electorial collage for DDO?

11. Will you establish primaries to narrow the presidential race?

5. You never answered my question?

12. Will you ban racists?
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If the sky's the limit then why do we have footprints on the Moon? I'm shooting my aspirations for the stars.

"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

Topics I want to debate. (http://tinyurl.com...)
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JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 6:51:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:49:06 PM, lannan13 wrote:
10. Will you establish an electorial collage for DDO?

Not sure how that would work... would I pick electorates and paste them up on a wall in an aesthetic manner?

11. Will you establish primaries to narrow the presidential race?

No. Fascist.

5. You never answered my question?

Sorry?

12. Will you ban racists?

That would be against the Terms, so yes.
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bossyburrito
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10/25/2012 6:58:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
But who was phone?
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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10/25/2012 7:00:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 6:58:56 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
But who was phone?

The one that out to the front came from in the desert message.
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bossyburrito
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10/25/2012 7:02:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 7:00:08 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 10/25/2012 6:58:56 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
But who was phone?

The one that out to the front came from in the desert message.

But what about the orial?
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
JaxsonRaine
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10/25/2012 7:04:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/25/2012 7:02:10 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 10/25/2012 7:00:08 PM, JaxsonRaine wrote:
At 10/25/2012 6:58:56 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
But who was phone?

The one that out to the front came from in the desert message.

But what about the orial?

exit
twocupcakes: 15 = 13