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FREEDO
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9/11/2012 5:55:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
It's become apparent to me that there are good corporations in this world and bad ones. And Juggle is an exceptional example of the former.

We all know how horrible the previous owner of this site was. Arbitrary censorship was excessive and much needed updates were always neglected. Not to mention the dreaded moving ads. It made an otherwise great site hard to bare at times.

All that changed when the ownership switched to Juggle. Juggle has donated unprecedented time and energy into us even though they have yet to make a single dime off it. The updates are an undeniable improvement and the customer service is spectacular.

But that's not all I have to say about how Juggle is a great company. After a little looking about, I've discovered that they have a fantastic worker friendly atmosphere.

Their benefits include:
Free medical insurance.
Free dental insurance.
$15,000 free life insurance.
Paid time-off.
Paid holidays.
A free in-house physician, who can come to the office or workers houses.
Free long-term disability insurance.
An "Employee Assistance Program" for personal problems.

But that isn't even it. Here are even more perks:
Daily free lunch delivery at the office.
Free drinks and refreshments.
A casual dress-code.
Masseuses in the office at a discounted rate.
Free monthly haircuts.
Free oil changes.
Holidays parties.
Early Fridays.
Free loan car.

And, LOL, I'm not even done.
THIS is what their office looks like:
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9/11/2012 5:58:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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9/11/2012 5:59:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
They have a Masterchief statue....in their office.........I'm working for them.
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9/11/2012 6:03:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Good God. That's awesome! I take back any criticisms of Juggle I might have given
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9/11/2012 6:08:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I want to work for Juggle...

Err.. Umm...

Sorry for the previous complaints about the missing side bar mates! I love the missing sidebars and drop down boxes! Just hire me!
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9/11/2012 6:12:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/11/2012 5:59:14 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 9/11/2012 5:58:12 PM, 1dustpelt wrote:
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9/11/2012 7:59:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/11/2012 5:55:12 PM, FREEDO wrote:
All that changed when the ownership switched to Juggle. Juggle has donated unprecedented time and energy into us even though they have yet to make a single dime off it. The updates are an undeniable improvement and the customer service is spectacular.

This.

Detractors aside, the recent attention Juggle has paid to DDO outstrips my expectations for a debate site with no direct means of revenue.
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9/11/2012 8:01:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/11/2012 7:59:14 PM, Wnope wrote:
At 9/11/2012 5:55:12 PM, FREEDO wrote:
All that changed when the ownership switched to Juggle. Juggle has donated unprecedented time and energy into us even though they have yet to make a single dime off it. The updates are an undeniable improvement and the customer service is spectacular.

This.

Detractors aside, the recent attention Juggle has paid to DDO outstrips my expectations for a debate site with no direct means of revenue.

Oh, their getting money from it, or plan too. Don't you worry about that.
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9/11/2012 9:41:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Dat Office! Looks amazing!
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9/11/2012 9:42:24 PM
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At 9/11/2012 9:41:45 PM, Chicken wrote:
Dat Office! Looks amazing!

I suspect Koopin.
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9/11/2012 9:50:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/11/2012 9:49:19 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
It sheds light on how they can stand to put up with our sh*t all day.
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9/12/2012 3:42:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/11/2012 6:08:17 PM, TUF wrote:
I want to work for Juggle...

Err.. Umm...

Sorry for the previous complaints about the missing side bar mates! I love the missing sidebars and drop down boxes! Just hire me!

The new colour scheme looks amazing too!!!!!O@!QeretwsFDOHGODJUSTHIREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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9/12/2012 3:46:32 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Holy shite I need to learn how to do everything here and move to Illinoisssssssssss
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