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inferno
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10/23/2012 11:31:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Okay, so I have some confessions to make here at DDO. There is no priest here standing behind a curtain, but that doesnt mean we cannot sell our souls here.
Now I do believe that Innomen is somewhat of a racist pig. DarkKermit is not quite as bad, just a misguided light, who actually is a product of his environment.
Koopin is a star who has not yet been discovered. He loves looking at himself for sure. So perhaps one day he will be on tv, as this is his biggest dreams. Airmax, hes cool. I wonder made GEO
see the world from a conspiracy glasses. Hes one of the few enlightened ones here, but he still struggles with the machine. Juggle............Well, who knows that those people are up to nowadays. They needs a hit, just like Ricky Martin.
But well see what happens with DDO in 2013. Maybe theyll come back, maybe. =)
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10/23/2012 11:32:34 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Do you have something that you want to get off of your chest about DDO.
Then the floor is yours my friend. Please make it interesing if you dare. =)
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10/23/2012 1:25:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 1:20:03 PM, Viper-King wrote:
What about me, old friend?

Uh, what about you. Youre okay most of the time. But we dont always agree and that is fine with me because this is just a social online site. No big deal.
But some of your friends are actually idiots. Its not my fault. LOL.
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10/23/2012 3:53:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
How about Lady Royale?
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10/23/2012 4:38:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 11:31:28 AM, inferno wrote:
Okay, so I have some confessions to make here at DDO. There is no priest here standing behind a curtain, but that doesnt mean we cannot sell our souls here.
Now I do believe that Innomen is somewhat of a racist pig. DarkKermit is not quite as bad, just a misguided light, who actually is a product of his environment.
Koopin is a star who has not yet been discovered. He loves looking at himself for sure. So perhaps one day he will be on tv, as this is his biggest dreams. Airmax, hes cool. I wonder made GEO
see the world from a conspiracy glasses. Hes one of the few enlightened ones here, but he still struggles with the machine. Juggle............Well, who knows that those people are up to nowadays. They needs a hit, just like Ricky Martin.
But well see what happens with DDO in 2013. Maybe theyll come back, maybe. =)

I hid the body in my back yard :( Never told anyone until now... "Calls Police"
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10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child
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10/23/2012 4:52:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

No. Actually I am the father of this young Womans first born.
Get out now. =)
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10/23/2012 4:56:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 4:38:50 PM, Chicken wrote:
At 10/23/2012 11:31:28 AM, inferno wrote:
Okay, so I have some confessions to make here at DDO. There is no priest here standing behind a curtain, but that doesnt mean we cannot sell our souls here.
Now I do believe that Innomen is somewhat of a racist pig. DarkKermit is not quite as bad, just a misguided light, who actually is a product of his environment.
Koopin is a star who has not yet been discovered. He loves looking at himself for sure. So perhaps one day he will be on tv, as this is his biggest dreams. Airmax, hes cool. I wonder made GEO
see the world from a conspiracy glasses. Hes one of the few enlightened ones here, but he still struggles with the machine. Juggle............Well, who knows that those people are up to nowadays. They needs a hit, just like Ricky Martin.
But well see what happens with DDO in 2013. Maybe theyll come back, maybe. =)

I hid the body in my back yard :( Never told anyone until now... "Calls Police"

This is odd.
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10/27/2012 11:38:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 11:31:28 AM, inferno wrote:
Okay, so I have some confessions to make here at DDO. There is no priest here standing behind a curtain, but that doesnt mean we cannot sell our souls here.
Now I do believe that Innomen is somewhat of a racist pig. DarkKermit is not quite as bad, just a misguided light, who actually is a product of his environment.
Koopin is a star who has not yet been discovered. He loves looking at himself for sure. So perhaps one day he will be on tv, as this is his biggest dreams. Airmax, hes cool. I wonder made GEO
see the world from a conspiracy glasses. Hes one of the few enlightened ones here, but he still struggles with the machine. Juggle............Well, who knows that those people are up to nowadays. They needs a hit, just like Ricky Martin.
But well see what happens with DDO in 2013. Maybe theyll come back, maybe. =)

The desire for confession is something which we are conditioned to believe, as the practice is understood to connect the vocalization of some sort of wrongdoing or ill intent with redemption of various forms. Man, perhaps is a confessing animal, and who may at times confess to things which he has not even done, good or bad, for the consequences of doing so. I am reminded of a Red Bull commercial.
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10/28/2012 12:17:39 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I have come to testify.

1) I confess that im a liberal. I am confessing that because if some dingus on here thought I wasnt, now they know.

2) I almost chickened out about making the Weekly Stupid trailer at the last possible second because I thought people would hate it. Seriously, if I didnt have any balls at all it probably wouldnt have come into existence

3) The Weekly Stupid was inspired by ScottyDouglas because.... the amount of stupid on DDO had just reached a critical max and I felt I had to do something

4) I love bench jokes, even though I say I hate them. They are my crack

5) Speaking of crack, I follow FREEDO's posts on here like a crazy stalker.....

6) I wanted to type a list of people who could go f*** themselves.... But I cant because thats considered 'unethical'

7) Leaving DDO for a short period of time was the hardest thing Ive ever went through.... And I was born through a vagina so I know what im talking about....

8) I suck up to Juggle frequently so that they let me get away with weird stuff like that #7 because Juggle is just so fantastically awesome at everything they do and everyone who works there needs a 20% pay raise tomorrow because they are all just so handsome/sexy depending on your race. They really have outdone themselves and if Juggle and my father were hanging off the side of a cliff, and I was holding onto both of them, and I had a great grip on both of them and could more then easily pull both of them up and save them.... I would still let go of my father, just to be SURE that I had a good grip on Juggle.

9) Liberals scare me. Its the reason I labeled myself as moderate for so long, I just blamed it on the demonization of the word 'liberal'. Im not saying that people dont demonize the word liberal (For examples of this see any thread by microsuck, or lannan13 in the politics section), im just saying that wasnt my primary reason for calling myself a moderate. The reason liberals scare me is because I look at the most liberal people I see and I think that im going to be them in 4 years, and that scares the hell out of me which is why I avoid hanging out with liberals even though I clearly am one.

10) I still dont know what inb4 stands for. I know how its used and why its used, I just dont know what it stands for

11) I was a Republican 3 years ago who would have happily voted for McCain had Obama and Hillary Clinton not run.... Since then Ive steadily moved to the left for reasons I dont understand...

12) I used to believe that MSNBC wasnt biased, and believed so until about a year ago.... Explains a lot about me now doesnt it?

13) It pisses me off every day to log on to DDO and see my name 'imabench' and not want to capitalize the I so that my name becomes "Imabench" .... Seriously it annoys the living hell out of me every day I log on.

14) I am terrified of drinking alcohol or even tasting it (long story short: alcohol really messed up my childhood)

15) I am terrified of heights only from 70 feet to 200 feet. Anything higher then that and I am ok with because if I fall from 200+ feet, I know Ill die on impact, I just dont want to survive from a high fall only to be kept alive artificially and have the mental capacity of a tomato.

16) I have a low intention span and it causes me to suffer from absolutely horrible and unimaginable oh look a mosquito!

17) I am thankful every day that i'm white and also a guy. Like if life were a video game, I would be playing it on level 'easy'. As for the minority females, good luck, you'll need it :P

18) I go out of my way to not get a girlfriend because I like having all of this me time and having money and being able to do secrets and being able to fart wherever I want and not hate my life.

19) I plan on taking a month long hiatus from the Weekly Stupid in December because its just exhausting for me.

20) New episode comes this Friday at 7:30 :D

Thats all I got.
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Smithereens
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10/28/2012 2:53:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
i will confess to calling my friend retarded in a way that seemed to insult him. The issue was fixed with Paul reporting it and having it removed, so the evidence is gone if your looking for it.
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10/28/2012 3:16:10 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is inherently impossible.
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/28/2012 3:16:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is inherently impossible. Lol
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?
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10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/28/2012 3:58:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.

Thett3 is not a woman.....
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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10/28/2012 4:00:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 3:58:35 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.

Thett3 is not a woman.....

This ^
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10/28/2012 4:02:16 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 4:00:28 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:58:35 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.

Thett3 is not a woman.....

This ^

Then it's profile is a lie
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/28/2012 4:03:48 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 4:02:16 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 4:00:28 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:58:35 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.

Thett3 is not a woman.....

This ^

Then it's profile is a lie

Or a deliberate mischaracterization. Many members have done that (or left their gender changes there for a while, in the case of Vmpire).
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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10/28/2012 4:05:50 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 4:03:48 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 4:02:16 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 4:00:28 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:58:35 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.

Thett3 is not a woman.....

This ^

Then it's profile is a lie

Or a deliberate mischaracterization. Many members have done that (or left their gender changes there for a while, in the case of Vmpire).

Alright, thanks for the insight.
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
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10/28/2012 4:07:38 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 4:05:50 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 4:03:48 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 4:02:16 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 4:00:28 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:58:35 AM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:51:26 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:26:59 AM, Smithereens wrote:
At 10/28/2012 3:17:19 AM, emospongebob527 wrote:
At 10/23/2012 4:47:14 PM, thett3 wrote:
royalpaladin is pregnant with my child

That is physically impossible.

why?

Women are incapable of impregnating other woman.

Thett3 is not a woman.....

This ^

Then it's profile is a lie

Or a deliberate mischaracterization. Many members have done that (or left their gender changes there for a while, in the case of Vmpire).

Alright, thanks for the insight.

No problem.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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10/28/2012 5:01:57 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Im here confessing a crime I intend to commit tomorrow at 1.50pm, im going to start slipping scary notes into my friends locker for a laugh, untraceable, I will write with my left hand, and I've already cracked his code. This will be fun >:)
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10/28/2012 12:56:44 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Pretty sure "inb4" doesn't stand for anything. It's just how it's pronounced, like "in before".
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10/28/2012 12:58:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/28/2012 12:56:44 PM, phantom wrote:
Pretty sure "inb4" doesn't stand for anything. It's just how it's pronounced, like "in before".

That was at imabench btw
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10/28/2012 1:50:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
1) I have a unique taste in music, and hate most new music (though not all).

2) I am slowly killing myself through a lack of sleep.

3) I am a pragmatic Libertarian, and have made my immediate family hate me for this. Though my grandparents have welcomed me with open arms.

4) I think most protesters are dumb asses.

5) Teachers give out way too much homework, and often don't do a good job of explaining the actual problems.

6) My humor is usually subtle, and usually creates a few laughs or at least annoyance.

7) I have a dynamic personality, my attitude varies depending on who I'm with, I can be easygoing and fun to be around, or I can be arrogant and reserved.

8) People need to learn and pass economics class. Besides this, many other high school classes are useless (something my track coach readily admitted was true to me). After 10th grade, people should be given the freedom to enter vocational training at a local community college, it will be much, much more important than learning things you won't need to know.

9) I think that most liberals are with good intentions, but have their logic and reasoning messed up (the free market with property rights is a better protection for the environment than some erroneous regulations). Most conservatives are Jesus freaks who need to chill.

10) When I'm speaking, you are not. Follow this rule, or I'll get angry.

11) I have a policy-wonkish personality, and like to have a set theory or idea of how things are going to work.

12) When I'm in a crappy mood, I just want to listen to my music.
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