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To the Ima's who are trying to have me killed

imabench
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10/31/2012 8:23:40 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
You cannot kill something which is already dead yet is still alive.... Your predecessors have tried killing me in the past, and they failed. Look, it is their blood that paints the walls of DDO, and yours will soon join them for your insolence. I will never be overthrown for my past actions because as you can see from my trial, I have been declared not guilty, and thus have acquired immunity, so you are too late.

Rise and rally all you want, you cannot kill me, and you cannot troll me, because as I bear down on your pitiful armies with my hoardes of Demonized Nambian Antelopes, I will laugh as you all die in glorious battle, and I shal laugh when your blood is added to the walls of DDO to scare away the non-believers.

Enjoy life while it still lasts, because you cannot kill a bench, because a bench is usually made from dead trees, thus I am alreayd dead, yet still continue to live.

Therefore, your efforts are in vain and you shall all be killed >:)

Happy Halloween
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10/31/2012 8:26:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
NEVER!

We shall destroy you! All benches will be burned!

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Rally brothers! RAAAALLLLYYYY!!!!
DEATH TO ALL BENCHES!

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imabench
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10/31/2012 8:28:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:24:46 PM, Ima wrote:
We can kill your whorcruxes! KILL JACK SPARROW AND IRON MANNNNNNNNNN

Silly beings, YOU are the whorcruxes... As long as people make multiaccounts in my name, I will always have immortality >:)
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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imabatman
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10/31/2012 8:30:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:23:40 PM, imabench wrote:
You cannot kill something which is already dead yet is still alive.... Your predecessors have tried killing me in the past, and they failed.
You realize that this is why you can't kill us? We are the reincarnations of our predecessors. We shall not fail!
Look, it is their blood that paints the walls of DDO, and yours will soon join them for your insolence.
Did you forget we are the army of the undead? We can't die. We can only be beaten. And we already have many new members.
I will never be overthrown for my past actions because as you can see from my trial, I have been declared not guilty, and thus have acquired immunity, so you are too late.
There is no need for a trial. There is a need for your dictatorship to end. You have no immunity. We are never too late. You shall die.

Rise and rally all you want, you cannot kill me, and you cannot troll me, because as I bear down on your pitiful armies with my hoardes of Demonized Nambian Antelopes, I will laugh as you all die in glorious battle, and I shal laugh when your blood is added to the walls of DDO to scare away the non-believers.
We will kill you, troll you, and throw you down to your worst fears. We cannot die so die, arrogant and foolish one.

Enjoy life while it still lasts, because you cannot kill a bench, because a bench is usually made from dead trees, thus I am alreayd dead, yet still continue to live.
You are not an undead. You are a living person and I have your personal information.
Therefore, your efforts are in vain and you shall all be killed >:)
We can't die.

Happy Halloween

KILL HIM!
imasidewalk
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10/31/2012 8:30:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:28:18 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:24:46 PM, Ima wrote:
We can kill your whorcruxes! KILL JACK SPARROW AND IRON MANNNNNNNNNN

Silly beings, YOU are the whorcruxes... As long as people make multiaccounts in my name, I will always have immortality >:)

Nay, for it is written in the book of the Ima's:

"All Ima's must kill the one known as bench, for he is the anti-ima.

-imapeter, imapeter 1:12"
DEATH TO ALL BENCHES!

Sidewalks must rule!
tvellalott
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10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.
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imabench
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10/31/2012 8:33:30 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.

Hey I am not behind this one and I wasnt behind the last one. The last one was caused by OberHerr, Zaradi, Viper-King, and Conservativepolitico along with a few others who I forgot.
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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imasidewalk
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10/31/2012 8:33:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.

"The one know as TV is to be given a potato.

-imamessiah, imaromans 2:12"

*gives potato*
DEATH TO ALL BENCHES!

Sidewalks must rule!
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10/31/2012 8:34:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:33:30 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.

Hey I am not behind this one and I wasnt behind the last one. The last one was caused by OberHerr, Zaradi, Viper-King, and Conservativepolitico along with a few others who I forgot.

Nay!!!

It was caused by justice, and the great ImaGod!
DEATH TO ALL BENCHES!

Sidewalks must rule!
tvellalott
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10/31/2012 8:35:19 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:33:30 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.

Hey I am not behind this one and I wasnt behind the last one. The last one was caused by OberHerr, Zaradi, Viper-King, and Conservativepolitico along with a few others who I forgot.

Lol. I know.
"Caitlyn Jenner is an incredibly brave and stunningly beautiful woman."

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imazombie
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10/31/2012 8:35:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.
You definitely do not speak the truth.
Twice.
Glad we have a new follower!
imabench
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10/31/2012 8:38:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:34:14 PM, imasidewalk wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:33:30 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.

Hey I am not behind this one and I wasnt behind the last one. The last one was caused by OberHerr, Zaradi, Viper-King, and Conservativepolitico along with a few others who I forgot.

Nay!!!

It was caused by justice, and the great ImaGod!

There is no proof that this omnipotent ImaGod even exists, just ask 000ike...
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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imasidewalk
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10/31/2012 8:39:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 8:38:37 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:34:14 PM, imasidewalk wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:33:30 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 8:32:16 PM, tvellalott wrote:
The awkward moment when the best thing you can think to do with a proxy is make a mass of fake accounts on DDO mimicking yourself.

Twice.

Hey I am not behind this one and I wasnt behind the last one. The last one was caused by OberHerr, Zaradi, Viper-King, and Conservativepolitico along with a few others who I forgot.

Nay!!!

It was caused by justice, and the great ImaGod!

There is no proof that this omnipotent ImaGod even exists, just ask 000ike...

http://mightymag.org...
DEATH TO ALL BENCHES!

Sidewalks must rule!
imajesus
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10/31/2012 9:18:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I am part of the ImaTrinity of ImaGod. Thus, I am fully ImaGod. I have the power to demolish you. My disciples I love.
RONPAULISJESUS
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10/31/2012 9:19:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 9:18:10 PM, imajesus wrote:
I am part of the ImaTrinity of ImaGod. Thus, I am fully ImaGod. I have the power to demolish you. My disciples I love.

THE POWER OF RON PAUL COMPELLS YOU!/
imabench
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10/31/2012 9:21:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 9:19:46 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 10/31/2012 9:18:10 PM, imajesus wrote:
I am part of the ImaTrinity of ImaGod. Thus, I am fully ImaGod. I have the power to demolish you. My disciples I love.

THE POWER OF RON PAUL COMPELLS YOU to vote for Obama

Fixed it
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

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RONPAULISJESUS
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10/31/2012 9:28:45 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 9:21:20 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 9:19:46 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 10/31/2012 9:18:10 PM, imajesus wrote:
I am part of the ImaTrinity of ImaGod. Thus, I am fully ImaGod. I have the power to demolish you. My disciples I love.

THE POWER OF RON PAUL COMPELLS YOU to vote for Obama

Fixed it

These comments sound exactly like the type that would come from someone who is blinded to the truth. To say that Ron Paul fans are crazy and annoying shows that people in Any Merica, Especially A Merica,(B Merica accepts the light) need to open their eyes. This brings me up to my next point: The Human Eye. When you look at the eye, you see greater complexity than even the computer you are typing on. The eye captures images, and i believe that something can go wrong with the process. This is my detailed analysis of the eye with and without said problem:http://www.flickr.com......
As you can see, the mutated eye has a distinct difference: OBAMA. Obama, during his term as president, has made a secret plot to inject the "OBAMAVIRUS" into the teeth when people go to the dentist. The virus travels to the eye, where it lies dormant until the next campaign. When the timing is right, the obamavirus takes control of the images the eye sends to the brain. It seeks out the candidate that is most likely to win, and sends bad images such as: HE IS NOT A LEADER CAPABLE OF LEADING US OUT OF THE PENGUIN AGE AND INTO THE CAMEL AGE. This obviously means that the people who support Ron Paul haven't gone to the dentist, and therefore can have Our Lord And Savior Ron Paul revealed to them. Look at this video: Obviously, this man understands how AMERICA needs RON PAUL. Did you know that Ron Paul can spell Lunar Op? This CLEARLY means that Ron Paul comes from the moon, and is bringing the ideas that Moon Societies have come up with for millennia.

"On any site it can be shown that most Ron Paul fans are crazy because on any article about Ron Paul, including those that do NOT mention Ron Paul, you will always find irrational people posting in support of Ron Paul, never anybody normal or level headed. This then shows that most Ron Paul fans are indeed psychotic and annoying as f*ck"
An important flaw of the Obamavirus is that if you get caught off-guard too many times by Ron Paul, the mind overthrows the virus. This means that the people who you call "Psychotic" are really trying to help you.

YOU ARE SICK. GET HELP NOW. RON PAUL WILL CURE YOU. GIVE INTO HIS SALVATION.

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10/31/2012 9:32:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
My disciples, my disciples, Imabench's time is near.

ImaZombieKony - I appointed you as the new leader and you have led well. Your presence is more than enough sufficient. Stand for my principles instead of making your own.
ImaSideWalk - You are always so stubborn which is why you are the superior against ImaBench. Your intelligence is incredible though you fail to show it unless at dire moments.
ImaBatman - You are the logic and reasoning behind the entire operation. You uphold the most of what I teach and need to go against the peer pressure.
ImaWerewolf - You are too war-mongering but you are the strength of the hunt. Your power was proven and you have my respect.
ImaZombie - You are mindless and need to fight for what is right. You are the most deadly against ImaBench's minions.
ImaGhost - Thank you for being part of the revolution. You are the main secret agent for the Taefed Cnebami. Good job for being behind the lines.
Ima - You don't follow me at many times. However, you are still my appointed official and you are great.

Good job to you.
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10/31/2012 9:32:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
My disciples, my disciples, Imabench's time is near.

ImaZombieKony - I appointed you as the new leader and you have led well. Your presence is more than enough sufficient. Stand for my principles instead of making your own.
ImaSideWalk - You are always so stubborn which is why you are the superior against ImaBench. Your intelligence is incredible though you fail to show it unless at dire moments.
ImaBatman - You are the logic and reasoning behind the entire operation. You uphold the most of what I teach and need to go against the peer pressure.
ImaWerewolf - You are too war-mongering but you are the strength of the hunt. Your power was proven and you have my respect.
ImaZombie - You are mindless and need to fight for what is right. You are the most deadly against ImaBench's minions.
ImaGhost - Thank you for being part of the revolution. You are the main secret agent for the Taefed Cnebami. Good job for being behind the lines.
Ima - You don't follow me at many times. However, you are still my appointed official and you are great.

Good job to you. Now follow me.
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10/31/2012 9:34:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Aww their accounts are all closed :(
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10/31/2012 9:34:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
imajesus' is at least.
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imabench
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10/31/2012 9:37:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 9:34:10 PM, Chicken wrote:
Aww their accounts are all closed :(

I told them they couldnt kill me
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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RONPAULISJESUS
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10/31/2012 9:38:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 9:37:20 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 9:34:10 PM, Chicken wrote:
Aww their accounts are all closed :(

I told them they couldnt kill me

We already have. You just haven't noticed ;sdx!!~
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10/31/2012 9:46:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 9:38:29 PM, RONPAULISJESUS wrote:
At 10/31/2012 9:37:20 PM, imabench wrote:
At 10/31/2012 9:34:10 PM, Chicken wrote:
Aww their accounts are all closed :(

I told them they couldnt kill me

We already have. You just haven't noticed ;sdx!!~

be happy that you were spared, for everyone else has been slain
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015