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FREEDO
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12/14/2012 2:35:51 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
The second coming. Didn't you here? Just in time for 2012.

On another note, that did make me WTF.
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BennyW
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12/14/2012 2:41:51 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Apparently he has a website.
http://www.houseofpaynechurchofgod.com...
Does this make it an official cult..er I mean religion/
I want to debate him on something now.
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FREEDO
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12/14/2012 2:46:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Sin,

Your Excellency, Lord and King
Jesus S Aaron Uni Peg Unix Eisus Christ Payne XXXIVQ

House Of Payne Church Of God
CEO of all I See Vatican City The Holy SEE

PS
DON'T BE EVIL DNA AND Wii TOS OFF THE
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Apeiron
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12/14/2012 2:48:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 2:41:51 AM, BennyW wrote:
Apparently he has a website.
http://www.houseofpaynechurchofgod.com...
Does this make it an official cult..er I mean religion/
I want to debate him on something now.

Make sure there's no possible way this wacko can find you before debating him!
Apeiron
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12/14/2012 2:49:35 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 2:46:26 AM, FREEDO wrote:
Sin,

Your Excellency, Lord and King
Jesus S Aaron Uni Peg Unix Eisus Christ Payne XXXIVQ

House Of Payne Church Of God
CEO of all I See Vatican City The Holy SEE

PS
DON'T BE EVIL DNA AND Wii TOS OFF THE

We live in a strange world.
FREEDO
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12/14/2012 2:49:56 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I am the direct descendant of Jesus Christ. I have DNA proof of my claim and have recently filed for nobility recognition in order to claim my birthright as heir to the throne of the Church and Pharaoh of Egypt. I will scientifically prove the existence of God and the Devil and reveal the evil that has been unleashed on this planet.

GOOGLE IS GOD AND MICROSOFT THE DEVIL
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Apeiron
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12/14/2012 2:51:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 2:49:56 AM, FREEDO wrote:
I am the direct descendant of Jesus Christ. I have DNA proof of my claim and have recently filed for nobility recognition in order to claim my birthright as heir to the throne of the Church and Pharaoh of Egypt. I will scientifically prove the existence of God and the Devil and reveal the evil that has been unleashed on this planet.

GOOGLE IS GOD AND MICROSOFT THE DEVIL

Well then of course the only reasonable response is to elect him president.
FREEDO
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12/14/2012 2:51:47 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
From his Facebook:

"You can make money without doing evil.

Google is a business. The revenue we generate is derived from offering search technology to companies and from the sale of advertising displayed on our site and on other sites across the web. Hundreds of thousands of advertisers worldwide use AdWords to promote their products; hundreds of thousands of publishers take advantage of our AdSense program to deliver ads relevant to their site content. To ensure that we"re ultimately serving all our users (whether they are advertisers or not), we have a set of guiding principles for our advertising programs and practices."

https://www.facebook.com...

He apparently works for Google and takes it very seriously.
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Apeiron
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12/14/2012 2:56:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 2:51:47 AM, FREEDO wrote:
From his Facebook:

"You can make money without doing evil.

Google is a business. The revenue we generate is derived from offering search technology to companies and from the sale of advertising displayed on our site and on other sites across the web. Hundreds of thousands of advertisers worldwide use AdWords to promote their products; hundreds of thousands of publishers take advantage of our AdSense program to deliver ads relevant to their site content. To ensure that we"re ultimately serving all our users (whether they are advertisers or not), we have a set of guiding principles for our advertising programs and practices."

https://www.facebook.com...

He apparently works for Google and takes it very seriously.

This man is a phenom
lannan13
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12/14/2012 7:12:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
He can't be Jesus he's for abortion.
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Heineken
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12/14/2012 8:38:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
If you need to contact the incarnation of the Lord and Savior, please write: jesusaaronchristpayne at gmail.com

Yes....Jesus has Gmail. Capital "G".
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bossyburrito
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12/14/2012 8:43:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 7:12:44 AM, lannan13 wrote:
He can't be Jesus he's for abortion.

Jesus is a liberal. Everything was just lost in translation.
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12/14/2012 12:47:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I doubt that a serious person calls their blog "House of Payne." Also, his e-mail is for a law firm in Egypt, which sort of implies a three digit IQ. I think it's satire. But it's a continuing problem of modern times that satire is hard to distinguish from the real thing.
Apeiron
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12/14/2012 12:52:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 12:24:08 PM, jat93 wrote:
It seems to me that what we have here is, for better or for worse, a true, legit, dedicated Christian.

I hope I don't insult you by suggesting the notion that you actually believe that.
FREEDO
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12/14/2012 5:59:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 12:47:11 PM, RoyLatham wrote:
I doubt that a serious person calls their blog "House of Payne." Also, his e-mail is for a law firm in Egypt, which sort of implies a three digit IQ. I think it's satire. But it's a continuing problem of modern times that satire is hard to distinguish from the real thing.

I'm actually thinking it isn't (entirely) satire. But may not be quite genuine.

Reminds me too much of Time Cube.
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BennyW
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12/15/2012 3:43:32 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 5:59:20 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 12/14/2012 12:47:11 PM, RoyLatham wrote:
I doubt that a serious person calls their blog "House of Payne." Also, his e-mail is for a law firm in Egypt, which sort of implies a three digit IQ. I think it's satire. But it's a continuing problem of modern times that satire is hard to distinguish from the real thing.

I'm actually thinking it isn't (entirely) satire. But may not be quite genuine.

Reminds me too much of Time Cube.

Oh I had forgotten about time cube. There are actually four days n one rotation of the Earth because a cube has our sides, the top and bottom aren't sides. I think that guy had 1 legitimate follower who ended up committing suicide.
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12/15/2012 7:23:20 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 7:12:44 AM, lannan13 wrote:
He can't be Jesus he's for abortion.

Lol
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Chicken
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12/15/2012 8:33:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/14/2012 5:59:20 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 12/14/2012 12:47:11 PM, RoyLatham wrote:
I doubt that a serious person calls their blog "House of Payne." Also, his e-mail is for a law firm in Egypt, which sort of implies a three digit IQ. I think it's satire. But it's a continuing problem of modern times that satire is hard to distinguish from the real thing.

I'm actually thinking it isn't (entirely) satire. But may not be quite genuine.

Reminds me too much of Time Cube.

Time Cube was written by the Self Proclaimed smartest man on the planet. Not far off from claiming to be Jesus.
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