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emospongebob527
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12/21/2012 12:21:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m
Stranger: I have to tell you
Stranger: About Herbert
Stranger: Herbert the purple spider
You: Ok then?
You: Proceed
Stranger: He lives in your house
Stranger: And changes your life
Stranger: He was given to you at birth
Stranger: He tried to make your life better
Stranger: But a lifetime of suffering soured him
Stranger: Turned him against you.
Stranger: He longs for the sweet release of death
Stranger: And sings of it at night
Stranger: In Welsh
You: I never knew?
"not to toot my own horn (it aint need no tooin if u know what im saying), but my writings on "viciousness: the one true viture (fancy spelling for virtue)" and my poem "A poem I wrote about DDO" put me in a class of my damn own. im just an UNRECONGIZED geniuse" -bananafana
drafterman
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12/21/2012 9:31:25 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Wanna hear about my dream last night?

I was in some school class that, for some reason involved me feeding pigs. However, when I was feeding the pigs, one bit my finger. It like, bit a hole in my finger, but there was no blood, just a hole. I went to the nurses office to get it fixed.

When I got home, I had a letter saying that because I was no longer a student I owed full balance on my medical insurance which was about $11M.