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imabench
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1/8/2013 11:22:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Basically a list of things I would like to debate, ill only debate one though so choose wisely and you may be the lucky one!

1) DDO should have its own Bible (Pro)

2) People whose ELO rankings are below 3000 are most likely morons who shouldnt be taken seriously (Pro)

3) Apple, Google, and other companies could build a better Death Star then the US government (Pro)

4) The best reason to legalize pot is that it would make pot heads shut the f*** up (Pro)

5) Bacon is better then Sex (Pro)

6) Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr Krabs, and Mermaidman from the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are most likely sex addicts or perform weird acts of sexual entertainment for their own thrills (Pro)

7) Dora the Explorer was designed to make white people have a bad view of Mexicans (Pro)

8) Cats are liquids (Pro. Im willing to debate this again)

9) Danny Phantom had the worst series finale of any cartoon show from 2000 to 2010.... (Pro)

10) Imabench should be put on trial again because his first trial was a sham and he is a problem member (Pro)

11) Imabench should be banned trial number 2 (Pro, but depends on success of #10 ^)

12) 1 rounds debate, which 1 Direction band member will overdose on crack first? (Id argue for Harry Styles)

13) Midnight should be moved to 3am so that college students can feel better about what time of day they go to sleep at night (Pro)

14) One of Taylor Swift's Ex boyfriends needs to write a song called "Maybe its you" (Pro)

15) Hurricanes should be given names like "Hurricane Death Megatron 300" so that people will evacuate when they need to instead of try to ride it out (Pro)

16) The World will end on December 31st 2099 because that is when the Windows Calendar ends (Pro)

17) The Latest Spiderman film is the worst Spiderman film ever made (Pro)

18) Hostess is a more successful franchise then the New York Jets (Pro)

19) God has a cool sense of humor (Pro)

20) A 747 can carry the Space Shuttle, meaning that overweight baggage fees are bullsh*t (Pro)

21) Society would easily survive a zombie apocalypse (Pro)

22) Calvin Rickson deserves to get his a** kicked by all straight men on the planet (Pro)

23) Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes then Twilight did in 4 books (Pro)

May add more later
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1/8/2013 11:55:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'll bet anyone 10$ that Maikuru will ROFLstomp him on #17.
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1/9/2013 12:49:15 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
#6
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1/9/2013 12:51:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/9/2013 12:49:15 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
#6
Squidward is my lover.

Controlling the definition of "weird" might let you troll the debate troll.
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1/9/2013 1:02:54 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
14) One of Taylor Swift's Ex boyfriends needs to write a song called "Maybe its you" (Pro)

TROLOLOL, now this would be funny
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1/9/2013 6:38:52 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
23) Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes then Twilight did in 4 books (Pro)

ROFL so true.
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1/9/2013 5:22:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/8/2013 11:55:30 PM, OberHerr wrote:
I'll bet anyone 10$ that Maikuru will ROFLstomp him on #17.

My eyes did light up like a kid's on Christmas morning when I saw that one lol. Save your money, though; ima's way more creative than me.
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1/11/2013 5:11:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/9/2013 1:02:54 AM, Buddamoose wrote:
14) One of Taylor Swift's Ex boyfriends needs to write a song called "Maybe its you" (Pro)

TROLOLOL, now this would be funny

Presumably, the CON case is: 'Since Taylor Swift's exes include one of the stars of Glee, a Jonas Brother, a member of One Direction and an actor from Twilight, none of these people should write another song EVER again?'
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1/11/2013 5:32:32 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I would be interested in #10 and #11.
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1/11/2013 5:34:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/11/2013 5:32:32 AM, famer wrote:
I would be interested in #10 and #11.

Unless you think my ELO will make me a bad defendant for Imabench

lolololol

I'm not that good at debating, but I do take them seriously.
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imabench
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1/14/2013 10:38:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Thought of some more for when my hand gets fixed

1) Video games dont cause violence, lag on multiplayer mode causes violence (Pro)

2) Mila Kunis would beat Jennifer Lawrence in a naked mud-wrestling match (Pro, both sides must have pictures)

3) The New York Jets football team should be dissolved and banned (Pro)

4) They shouldnt ask questions to Miss America contestants (Pro)

5) All down syndrome support centers should be renamed 'Florida State University' (Pro)

6) Yosemite Sam would be a fitting mascot for the Republican party (Pro)
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1/14/2013 10:41:09 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/14/2013 10:38:28 PM, imabench wrote:
Thought of some more for when my hand gets fixed

1) Video games dont cause violence, lag on multiplayer mode causes violence (Pro)

2) Mila Kunis would beat Jennifer Lawrence in a naked mud-wrestling match (Pro, both sides must have pictures)

3) The New York Jets football team should be dissolved and banned (Pro)

4) They shouldnt ask questions to Miss America contestants (Pro)

5) All down syndrome support centers should be renamed 'Florida State University' (Pro)

: 6) Yosemite Sam would be a fitting mascot for the Republican party (Pro)

lolololololo
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: thett was right
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1/15/2013 7:59:23 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/14/2013 10:38:28 PM, imabench wrote:

3) The New York Jets football team should be dissolved and banned (Pro)

Oh, I so want to take this.
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1/15/2013 10:27:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
A good list of topics, +6 points awarded. Unfortunately, I have no idea who Patrick Star, Dora the Explorer, Danny Phantom, Harry Styles, or Calvin Rickson are. I've heard of Taylor Swift and while pretty sure she's a girl, but didn't know she had a boyfriend.

Shouldn't anyone with an Elo rank above 3000 know it's "Elo" and not "ELO?"

If the society survived a zombie apocalypse, it wouldn't be an apocalypse, would it?
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1/15/2013 10:32:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/8/2013 11:22:04 PM, imabench wrote:
Basically a list of things I would like to debate, ill only debate one though so choose wisely and you may be the lucky one!

1) DDO should have its own Bible (Pro)

2) People whose ELO rankings are below 3000 are most likely morons who shouldnt be taken seriously (Pro)

3) Apple, Google, and other companies could build a better Death Star then the US government (Pro)

4) The best reason to legalize pot is that it would make pot heads shut the f*** up (Pro)

5) Bacon is better then Sex (Pro)

6) Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr Krabs, and Mermaidman from the show 'Spongebob Squarepants' are most likely sex addicts or perform weird acts of sexual entertainment for their own thrills (Pro)

7) Dora the Explorer was designed to make white people have a bad view of Mexicans (Pro)

8) Cats are liquids (Pro. Im willing to debate this again)

9) Danny Phantom had the worst series finale of any cartoon show from 2000 to 2010.... (Pro)

10) Imabench should be put on trial again because his first trial was a sham and he is a problem member (Pro)

11) Imabench should be banned trial number 2 (Pro, but depends on success of #10 ^)

12) 1 rounds debate, which 1 Direction band member will overdose on crack first? (Id argue for Harry Styles)

13) Midnight should be moved to 3am so that college students can feel better about what time of day they go to sleep at night (Pro)

14) One of Taylor Swift's Ex boyfriends needs to write a song called "Maybe its you" (Pro)

15) Hurricanes should be given names like "Hurricane Death Megatron 300" so that people will evacuate when they need to instead of try to ride it out (Pro)

16) The World will end on December 31st 2099 because that is when the Windows Calendar ends (Pro)

17) The Latest Spiderman film is the worst Spiderman film ever made (Pro)

18) Hostess is a more successful franchise then the New York Jets (Pro)

19) God has a cool sense of humor (Pro)

20) A 747 can carry the Space Shuttle, meaning that overweight baggage fees are bullsh*t (Pro)

21) Society would easily survive a zombie apocalypse (Pro)

22) Calvin Rickson deserves to get his a** kicked by all straight men on the planet (Pro)

23) Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes then Twilight did in 4 books (Pro)

May add more later

I will take all of these.
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1/15/2013 7:51:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Let's debate all of them at once. You can call it the debate of Awesome.
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1/15/2013 8:44:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/15/2013 7:51:00 PM, Nidhogg wrote:
Let's debate all of them at once. You can call it the debate of Awesome.

you can onlymake 10 debates each day though, dont ask me how I know
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"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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1/16/2013 2:12:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/15/2013 8:44:12 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 1/15/2013 7:51:00 PM, Nidhogg wrote:
Let's debate all of them at once. You can call it the debate of Awesome.

you can onlymake 10 debates each day though, dont ask me how I know

I mean all in one debate.
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1/16/2013 2:32:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
#5 - I frequently use bacon during sex. (I rub the grease from the bacon griddle on my genitals to enhance felacio. Occasionally, I also dip the tip into pancake batter. I call that "the full course". That's irrelevant though. )

How could a sex-supplement be greater than sex itself?

Sex is incredible.
Bacon is delicious.
Bacon sex is indeliciablous.

You can have sex and be immediately satisfied.
You can eat bacon and sill want sex.
You can't have sex and still want bacon, because it takes 5 minutes to drive to the Waffle House and that B*tch waitress always gives you the corner booth that smells like piss and pancake syrup.
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1/16/2013 4:09:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/16/2013 2:32:23 PM, Heineken wrote:
#5 - I frequently use bacon during sex. (I rub the grease from the bacon griddle on my genitals to enhance felacio. Occasionally, I also dip the tip into pancake batter. I call that "the full course". That's irrelevant though. )

How could a sex-supplement be greater than sex itself?

HOW IS BACON A SUPPLMEMENT TO SEX INSTEAD OF SEX BEING A SUPPLEMENT TO BACON!??!?!

Sex is incredible.
Bacon is delicious.
Bacon sex is indeliciablous.

^ SEE, you even put bacon first in that one.

You can have sex and be immediately satisfied.

Unless youre a woman.

You can eat bacon and sill want sex.

Or more likely, more bacon.

You can't have sex and still want bacon, because it takes 5 minutes to drive to the Waffle House and that B*tch waitress always gives you the corner booth that smells like piss and pancake syrup.

THATS WHAT THE WOMAN IS FOR, have her make you some!

Of course if she can still walk after sex then you clearly havent earned that bacon, and you better get back in that vagina, be a good republican, and drill drill drill until you strike oil.
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1/16/2013 6:08:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/16/2013 4:09:54 PM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2013 2:32:23 PM, Heineken wrote:
#5 - I frequently use bacon during sex. (I rub the grease from the bacon griddle on my genitals to enhance felacio. Occasionally, I also dip the tip into pancake batter. I call that "the full course". That's irrelevant though. )

How could a sex-supplement be greater than sex itself?

HOW IS BACON A SUPPLMEMENT TO SEX INSTEAD OF SEX BEING A SUPPLEMENT TO BACON!??!?!

Sex is incredible.
Bacon is delicious.
Bacon sex is indeliciablous.

^ SEE, you even put bacon first in that one.

You can have sex and be immediately satisfied.

Unless youre a woman.

You can eat bacon and sill want sex.

Or more likely, more bacon.

You can't have sex and still want bacon, because it takes 5 minutes to drive to the Waffle House and that B*tch waitress always gives you the corner booth that smells like piss and pancake syrup.

THATS WHAT THE WOMAN IS FOR, have her make you some!

Of course if she can still walk after sex then you clearly havent earned that bacon, and you better get back in that vagina, be a good republican, and drill drill drill until you strike oil.

I concede. I'm too stoned to argue and my bacon is getting cold.
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1/18/2013 3:54:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/8/2013 11:22:04 PM, imabench wrote:
Basically a list of things I would like to debate, ill only debate one though so choose wisely and you may be the lucky one!
2) People whose ELO rankings are below 3000 are most likely morons who shouldnt be taken seriously (Pro)

Have you thought about "ELO ranking is a better corelation of penis size than win ratio?"