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YYW
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5/5/2013 7:33:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo yo... What? I thought YYW hated DDO Politics?

Dayum right! Fuq dat' shizit!

So, here's my platform, bitches:

-I will do nothing to change the site or its interface once elected president. Leave dat sh!t as it is.
-I will almost never tend to matters, pressing or otherwise -unless it gives me an excuse to Ban Anti-Athiest. Dat fool's got to go...
-I will routinely post lolcat memes in the main forums... fer teh lulz.
-I will not care about your petulant disputes, because I've got better things to do (like work, eat and sleep)
-I will avoid responsibility because I don't give a single fuq.
-I will require members to police the forums. If there are trolls... deal wit' dem you mother fathering selves, gentlemen.
-I will not give a sh!t about complaints about my presidency's lack of transparency, because a'int nothing gonna be there to begin with! What? You wanna' see thoo a black hole? Hayell na!
-I might even abdicate the throne. What? No throne? There WILL BE A THRONE! And we'll have a game of it too. We'll call it musical throne. I'll peace da fuq out... YYW a'int got no fuggen times to play children's games.

Vote for me if you want a HORRIBLE el presidente! That's right. That's right. HORRIBLE!

I'z be countin' on you support.
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5/5/2013 7:35:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

Then you're not getting my vote.
YYW
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5/5/2013 7:39:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 7:35:38 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

Then you're not getting my vote.

This thread was satire.
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5/5/2013 7:40:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 7:39:01 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:35:38 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

Then you're not getting my vote.

This thread was satire.

So was my post.
Thaddeus
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5/5/2013 8:13:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

This is the only condition under which I will vote for you.
YYW for pres! So long as he isn't running!
YYW
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5/5/2013 8:40:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 8:13:13 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

This is the only condition under which I will vote for you.
YYW for pres! So long as he isn't running!

I am not running, and even if I was, I'd be a terrible president. My motto would be "fuq off... I've got better sh!t to do than deal with yours." Only Airmax or Oyrus are fit to rule us.
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5/5/2013 8:45:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 8:40:38 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/5/2013 8:13:13 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

This is the only condition under which I will vote for you.
YYW for pres! So long as he isn't running!

I am not running, and even if I was, I'd be a terrible president. My motto would be "fuq off... I've got better sh!t to do than deal with yours." Only Airmax or Oyrus are fit to rule us.

Sorry I can't vote for Airmax or Oryus because you aren't running, so I have to vote for you.
YYW
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5/5/2013 8:57:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 8:45:15 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 5/5/2013 8:40:38 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/5/2013 8:13:13 PM, Thaddeus wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

This is the only condition under which I will vote for you.
YYW for pres! So long as he isn't running!

I am not running, and even if I was, I'd be a terrible president. My motto would be "fuq off... I've got better sh!t to do than deal with yours." Only Airmax or Oyrus are fit to rule us.

Sorry I can't vote for Airmax or Oryus because you aren't running, so I have to vote for you.

This is my response:

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5/5/2013 10:24:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I actually would vote for you, although I doubt you'd want the job.
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YYW
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5/5/2013 10:39:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 10:24:03 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
I actually would vote for you, although I doubt you'd want the job.

I don't. I have said from the beginning that Airmax or Oyrus are the ONLY people who are fit for the job. I am not. Once again, if not either Airmax or Oyrus, then no one.
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5/6/2013 12:27:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 7:33:02 PM, YYW wrote:
Yo yo... What? I thought YYW hated DDO Politics?

Dayum right! Fuq dat' shizit!

So, here's my platform, bitches:

-I will do nothing to change the site or its interface once elected president. Leave dat sh!t as it is.
-I will almost never tend to matters, pressing or otherwise -unless it gives me an excuse to Ban Anti-Athiest. Dat fool's got to go...
-I will routinely post lolcat memes in the main forums... fer teh lulz.
-I will not care about your petulant disputes, because I've got better things to do (like work, eat and sleep)
-I will avoid responsibility because I don't give a single fuq.
-I will require members to police the forums. If there are trolls... deal wit' dem you mother fathering selves, gentlemen.
-I will not give a sh!t about complaints about my presidency's lack of transparency, because a'int nothing gonna be there to begin with! What? You wanna' see thoo a black hole? Hayell na!
-I might even abdicate the throne. What? No throne? There WILL BE A THRONE! And we'll have a game of it too. We'll call it musical throne. I'll peace da fuq out... YYW a'int got no fuggen times to play children's games.

Vote for me if you want a HORRIBLE el presidente! That's right. That's right. HORRIBLE!

I'z be countin' on you support.

F*cking Libertarians.
YYW
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5/6/2013 12:40:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 12:27:44 AM, Wnope wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:02 PM, YYW wrote:
Yo yo... What? I thought YYW hated DDO Politics?

Dayum right! Fuq dat' shizit!

So, here's my platform, bitches:

-I will do nothing to change the site or its interface once elected president. Leave dat sh!t as it is.
-I will almost never tend to matters, pressing or otherwise -unless it gives me an excuse to Ban Anti-Athiest. Dat fool's got to go...
-I will routinely post lolcat memes in the main forums... fer teh lulz.
-I will not care about your petulant disputes, because I've got better things to do (like work, eat and sleep)
-I will avoid responsibility because I don't give a single fuq.
-I will require members to police the forums. If there are trolls... deal wit' dem you mother fathering selves, gentlemen.
-I will not give a sh!t about complaints about my presidency's lack of transparency, because a'int nothing gonna be there to begin with! What? You wanna' see thoo a black hole? Hayell na!
-I might even abdicate the throne. What? No throne? There WILL BE A THRONE! And we'll have a game of it too. We'll call it musical throne. I'll peace da fuq out... YYW a'int got no fuggen times to play children's games.

Vote for me if you want a HORRIBLE el presidente! That's right. That's right. HORRIBLE!

I'z be countin' on you support.

F*cking Libertarians.

I would govern as a libertarian, yes. But I am SERIOUSLY not running -nor do I have any intention of running. We need a president who cares about us. We NEED Airmax. We do NOT need YYW.
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5/6/2013 1:34:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
You had me at "I will avoid responsibility because I don't give a single fuq."
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5/6/2013 2:11:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
You still have my vote, because you're speaking the truth and the truth shall set you free.
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5/6/2013 10:31:39 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/5/2013 7:39:01 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:35:38 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

Then you're not getting my vote.

This thread was satire.

I'm still voting for you.
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5/6/2013 12:10:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 10:31:39 AM, Magic8000 wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:39:01 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:35:38 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 5/5/2013 7:33:42 PM, YYW wrote:
I am not actually running for president, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.

Then you're not getting my vote.

This thread was satire.

I'm still voting for you.
YYW
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5/6/2013 2:48:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 12:18:36 PM, drafterman wrote:
inb4 YYW wins an election he isn't running in.

YYW for write-in candidate.

I am not running. I am the Pope of DDO. There must remain a separation between Pope and state.
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5/6/2013 2:50:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 2:48:32 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/6/2013 12:18:36 PM, drafterman wrote:
inb4 YYW wins an election he isn't running in.

YYW for write-in candidate.

I am not running. I am the Pope of DDO. There must remain a separation between Pope and state.

That settles it. You've got my vote.
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5/6/2013 2:51:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
You would have my vote, but fortunately my own campaign is going remarkably well. I'm getting squeezed by the immense support. Do have a good day though.
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5/6/2013 7:28:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 2:51:38 PM, Mirza wrote:
You would have my vote, but fortunately my own campaign is going remarkably well. I'm getting squeezed by the immense support. Do have a good day though.

Again, I am not running... this thread was a joke and no more. Perhaps I just have a weird sense of humor, but I really am not running.
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5/6/2013 7:30:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 7:28:30 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/6/2013 2:51:38 PM, Mirza wrote:
You would have my vote, but fortunately my own campaign is going remarkably well. I'm getting squeezed by the immense support. Do have a good day though.

Again, I am not running... this thread was a joke and no more. Perhaps I just have a weird sense of humor, but I really am not running.

I think he was joking too.

but, yes you do have a weird sense of humor
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5/6/2013 7:31:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/6/2013 7:28:30 PM, YYW wrote:
At 5/6/2013 2:51:38 PM, Mirza wrote:
You would have my vote, but fortunately my own campaign is going remarkably well. I'm getting squeezed by the immense support. Do have a good day though.

Again, I am not running... this thread was a joke and no more. Perhaps I just have a weird sense of humor, but I really am not running.

Last semester at my college, a fake political party ran for student senate because the old student senate party had run unopposed for years.

You know what? They got a TON of votes.

Viva YYW!
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