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6/15/2013 9:52:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
(Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been rather preoccupied with me getting temp banned for a day, causing some election drama, making a ton of debates, some online classes, and other things. Anyway here's the story and here's the last episode in case you missed it: http://www.debate.org......)

The five of us had just barricaded ourselves inside the mess hall when Anti-Atheist popped out of nowhere.

"Well well well, look what we have here"
Airmax, Eitan, Pennington, and LK immediately started throwing up at the sight of Anti-Atheist. Pennington actually passed out
"Oh my god what is that thing!??!?!" Eitan yelled
"Its the ape f*cking girl!" Airmax yelled in horror
"I feel so bad for the ape!" LK said as he shielded his eyes
"No wonder why it hung itself!" Eitan said as he vomited again

"Anti these are my friends, friends this is Anti who I've already told you about, Anti what the f*ck are you doing in here and why are you stalking me WHEN ITS THE APOCALYPSE???" I wonder if she had anything to do with the dead zombies suddenly coming back to life.

"The zombies don't eat me because when they look at my face they are immediately repelled by it, because I'm so hot" Anti said
"I'm pretty sure its cause you look like a frog that got squished by a truck while it was having butt sex with another frog" I snapped
"Whose having butt sex with who?" Airmax asked in confusion
"The frog is having butt sex with the other frog when they both get squished by the truck" LK clarified
"I'm not ugly I'm beautiful and smart and funny which is why the zombies don't come after me" Anti said
"If we hand her over to the zombies we might gain their respect" LK remarked
"If we give her over to the zombies it will be an insult and they'll come after us even more" I said back to him

Then I turned back to Anti, "Anti, do you know anything about why all those zombies simply dropped dead and then just came back to life out of nowhere? Were you behind that?"

"I think the reason why the zombies all died is because God thought you were good people, but then you did something that upset the great and powerful lord and so he made the zombies come back to life to chase you into my arms so that I can save you and your souls and we can live together forever in the kingdom of Heaven" Anti said

I glanced at Airmax, "THIS is what I was dealing with for almost all my life"
Airmax nodded. "How did you survive all this time?"
"Drinking my own pee, eating grass, and just following you around" Anti said
"not you dumba** I was talking to thett" Airmax said
"Guys I know you're busy socializing but we have a bit of a problem here since there's a horde of undead zombies marching this way!" LK said
"Someone get Pennington to wake up we cant run while carrying him and we aren't going to just leave him behind" Eitan.

Figures that Eitan would be against leaving people behind when he did the exact same thing to me just minutes earlier.... Whatever Ill think about it later.

"Anti, is there a secret way out of here where we can give the zombies the slip?" I asked
"My mission is to turn you into good people so that God can kill the zombies and then he'll beam all of us up to heaven, at least those who believe in him and aren't pagan heathens!" She replied
"Oh for the love of god just shoot her in the head and lets get out of here" LK said
"We cant yet she knows the way out and we need to get it out of her first before we do anything with her" I said
"Ill barricade the doors with LK, Eitan you get Pennington to wake up, thett get Anti to spill the beans" Airmax said as he took charge
"Anti for the love of God just tell me how do we-"
"I love God with all my heart and you should too, the fact that you're here implies that you don't love god enough" Anti said
"Anti if you love God so much then why does he keep you here then?"
"Because my mission is to save you guys now" she replied
"Then to save us, tell us where we can get out of here!" I pleaded
"My mission is to save you by making you good Christians!" She said

God I f*cking hate these religious zealots who refuse to think rationally and insist on using their religious views as what they're plan should be..... Thank God I'm at least in Florida and not in some hick state like Iowa or something....

"Airmax this isn't working!" I yelled to him.
"Here let me try something" He said.

He walked right up to Anti Atheist and shot her in both of her knees

"The f*ck are you doing Airmax???" I said over Anti-Atheists screaming
"Resorting to desperate measures" He said as he pointed the gun at Anti's face. "Tell us how to get out of here otherwise we'll dump your body outside and then slip away while they devour you"
Anti then just started hissing. "You are a DEMON who will PAY for his actions in the house of GOD and his DISCIPLES"

He shot her in the leg again.

"I don't have time for your sh*t Anti, tell us how to get out of here now or you're going to become dessert for the zombies outside."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" Eitan was screaming even louder then Anti-Atheist.

"Holy sh*t, Pennington turned into a zombie and bit Eitan!" I yelled in horror. Airmax, Anti, and LK just stared in horror.

"When did he get bit?!?!?!" LK said
"I dunno he must have got bit and didn't tell anyone!" I yelled
"He passed out because he got bit? I thought he passed out because he saw Anti Atheists face!" Airmax said in confusion
"Believe me that was my guess too!" I yelled.
"Airmax shoot him!" LK screamed as the horde of zombies started bashing on the window.
Airmax pointed his gun at Pennington and the gun clicked.
"F*ck, I used the last of my bullets on Anti Atheist!" He yelled
"Which bags are the ammo in???" I yelled
"I dunno, Pennington packed them!" LK said
"F*CK!" Airmax yelled
"You are paying for your sins as we speak, soon you all will be devour-"

BAM. BAM. BAM.

There were three gunshots. One hit Anti-Atheist in the head, the other hit Eitan in the head, the final one took out a zombie Pennington also in the head.

We all turn around to see who shot.

He was 6 foot 3, no shirt on and a 6 pack blazing for everyone to see. He had the greatest facial hair I had ever seen and he had the facial features of a Roman God. His massive arms lowered the pistol and he slipped it into his pocket next to a host of other weapons. He looked like a whiter, sexier version of Rambo.

"You guys look like you're in trouble, follow me I know a way out of here!" - He said
"Wait. Who are you?" I asked as if I was a girl in distress who was just saved by a superhero.

He smiled, "My name is RyuuKyuzo. Now follow me, I know exactly how to get out of here"
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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imabench
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6/15/2013 9:53:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
http://www.debate.org...

^ Sorry, here is a working link for the last episode
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

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6/15/2013 9:54:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
R.I.P. anti-atheist
404 coherent debate topic not found. Please restart the debate with clear resolution.

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6/15/2013 10:05:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
"He smiled, "My name is RyuuKyuzo. Now follow me, I know exactly how to get out of here"

Welp, too bad for the zombies.
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6/15/2013 10:06:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
"He was 6 foot 3, no shirt on and a 6 pack blazing for everyone to see. He had the greatest facial hair I had ever seen and he had the facial features of a Roman God. His massive arms lowered the pistol and he slipped it into his pocket next to a host of other weapons. He looked like a whiter, sexier version of Rambo."

Looooooool XD
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6/15/2013 10:43:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/15/2013 10:06:39 PM, RyuuKyuzo wrote:
"He was 6 foot 3, no shirt on and a 6 pack blazing for everyone to see. He had the greatest facial hair I had ever seen and he had the facial features of a Roman God. His massive arms lowered the pistol and he slipped it into his pocket next to a host of other weapons. He looked like a whiter, sexier version of Rambo."

Looooooool XD

I was going to squeeze you in last episode but I couldnt fit ya so this time I gave you a helluva entrence instead ;D
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

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6/15/2013 10:48:50 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Current Character list + List of those dead

1 - Thett3
2 - Maikuru (Dead)
3 - Noumena (Dead)
4 - lannan13 (Dead)
5 - 16kadams (Dead)
6 - Airmax
7 - Pennington (Dead)
8 - LordKnuckle
9 - Eitan_Zohar
10 - RyuuKyuzo (Dead)

To be introduced later:

11 - johnnyboy54
12 - Smithereens
13 - Cybertron
14 - Frackjack
15 - Drafterman
16 - Antidoter
17 - DoubtingDave
18 - AMTY
19 - Citra
20 - Ragnar
21 - Cermank
22 - 1HistoryGenius
23 - TUF
24 - Magic8000
25 - OberHerr
26 - Daytona
27 - Zaradi
28 - J.Y.A.A.
29 - Crypto
30 - Sarcastic Indeed
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
daytonanerd
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6/15/2013 10:58:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/15/2013 10:48:50 PM, imabench wrote:
Current Character list + List of those dead

1 - Thett3
2 - Maikuru (Dead)
3 - Noumena (Dead)
4 - lannan13 (Dead)
5 - 16kadams (Dead)
6 - Airmax
7 - Pennington (Dead)
8 - LordKnuckle
9 - Eitan_Zohar
10 - RyuuKyuzo (Dead)

To be introduced later:

11 - johnnyboy54
12 - Smithereens
13 - Cybertron
14 - Frackjack
15 - Drafterman
16 - Antidoter
17 - DoubtingDave
18 - AMTY
19 - Citra
20 - Ragnar
21 - Cermank
22 - 1HistoryGenius
23 - TUF
24 - Magic8000
25 - OberHerr
26 - Daytona
27 - Zaradi
28 - J.Y.A.A.
29 - Crypto
30 - Sarcastic Indeed

Since when did Ryuu die? Spoiler alert?
#FeeltheFreezerBern
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6/15/2013 11:02:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/15/2013 10:58:01 PM, daytonanerd wrote:

Since when did Ryuu die? Spoiler alert?

Oh wait, Eitan was the one who died not Ryuu, my mistake
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
imabench
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6/15/2013 11:02:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/15/2013 10:48:50 PM, imabench wrote:
Current Character list + List of those dead

1 - Thett3
2 - Maikuru (Dead)
3 - Noumena (Dead)
4 - lannan13 (Dead)
5 - 16kadams (Dead)
6 - Airmax
7 - Pennington (Dead)
8 - LordKnuckle
9 - Eitan_Zohar (Dead)
10 - RyuuKyuzo

To be introduced later:

11 - johnnyboy54
12 - Smithereens
13 - Cybertron
14 - Frackjack
15 - Drafterman
16 - Antidoter
17 - DoubtingDave
18 - AMTY
19 - Citra
20 - Ragnar
21 - Cermank
22 - 1HistoryGenius
23 - TUF
24 - Magic8000
25 - OberHerr
26 - Daytona
27 - Zaradi
28 - J.Y.A.A.
29 - Crypto
30 - Sarcastic Indeed
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

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6/19/2013 8:41:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
You forgot to make anti get raped by a Zombie.
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6/19/2013 8:53:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/19/2013 5:35:06 PM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
Why was Eltan shot?

got bit by a zombie pennington
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
imabench
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6/19/2013 8:54:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/19/2013 8:41:29 PM, 16kadams wrote:
You forgot to make anti get raped by a Zombie.

I figured having Airmax shoot him several times, being ugly as hell, and getting owned by Ryuu would be enough.
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015