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PoeJoe
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12/5/2009 5:41:34 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Vi's bra wraps around, caressing the lamp on the nightstand, projecting a strong fuchsia pink onto the walls of the motel room. The intricate design on the bra causes this projected tint to be faded and disoriented. And to Lwerd, who is staring in transfixion at these motley blends of color, the scene feels surreal, like a dream.

Adding to the light, the sun's rays are beginning to creep through the window. And the sounds of birds chirping from outside, too, ameliorate the experience. It all seems vaguely poetic.

Later, Lwerd will think her actions to be overly cheesy, but as of the moment, she feels overwhelmed--compelled even--to express the beauty, her feelings. On the nightstand, underneath the bra-caressed lamp, are a notepad and pen. How convenient.

An hour passes, and Lwerd has finished her creation. She wants to read it to Vi, but decides against it: she doesn't want to rouse Vi from her peaceful slumber.

Vi is always so lovely, thinks Lwerd. Always so lovely.

Lwerd turns his head away from her notepad to glace upon her body. She can smell the sweat evaporating off her warm, salty skin, and she takes a moment to bask in her image and to crack a smile. There are moments in life that, as they happen, you know you will forever remember, and to Lwerd, this is one of those moments: she knows this memory will stay with him to herdeathbed.

Slowly Vi begins to awaken, first her eyes, then her arms moving, then a cracked smile.

****

"...the question. Panda? Hello?"

"Oh yes, Mrs Ferreira," I-am-a-panda says, darting his head off his desk like a rocket.

"Didn't get enough sleep last night, I presume?"

Panda looks from side-to-side. Blake, Ragnar, and Joe look on him with a deathly stare, as if to say: sorry, can't help you, looks like you're on your own. Panda takes a moment to think the worst of them. Ever since transferring to DDO High, he's felt awkward and out of place.

Mrs Ferreira repeats herself, but this time angrier and more forceful, "Didn't get enough sleep last night, I presume?"

WHAT DOES PANDA DO?
a) Apologize.
b) Physically fight the teacher.
c) Go on a rant about the ignorance of the education system, and present a debate case against homework.
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PoeJoe
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12/5/2009 5:45:29 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/5/2009 5:41:34 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
Lwerd turns her head away from her notepad to glace upon her body. She can smell the sweat evaporating off her warm, salty skin, and she takes a moment to bask in her image and to crack a smile. There are moments in life that, as they happen, you know you will forever remember, and to Lwerd, this is one of those moments: she knows this memory will stay with her to her deathbed.

Whoops.
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GeoLaureate8
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12/5/2009 5:53:00 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/5/2009 5:46:29 PM, Volkov wrote:
I have to question whether or not Vi will appreciate this - let alone Lwerd. Or Panda. Or anyone.

Rofl.
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12/5/2009 5:59:39 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/5/2009 5:41:34 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
The intricate design on the bra causes this projected tint to be faded and disoriented.

I have no clue what bras look like.
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12/5/2009 6:10:11 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/5/2009 5:59:39 PM, johngriswald wrote:
At 12/5/2009 5:41:34 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
The intricate design on the bra causes this projected tint to be faded and disoriented.

I have no clue what bras look like.

lol.

I'd say option C. Option B puts you in jail.
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PoeJoe
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12/5/2009 6:30:37 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
No one trusts me here, thinks Panda. No one. Not one. I flippin' hate this place. Goddamn it. Screw this. Screw this all. Screw DDO High. Screw Blake, Ragnar, and Joe. "Screw you!"

The entire class gasps.

Had he more time to think, Panda may have corrected himself and said something like, "Whoa, where did that come from? I apologize. I can't believe it. I'm sorry. Can we start over?" But Panda does not have time to think.

Instead he quickly says, "You know, leading psychologists say that there is little educational benefit to homework. Take practice problems for instance. A student needs only to do a few practice problems correctly to solidify most concepts. And besides, there is little point if a student ends up doing all his practice problems the same incorrect way a thousand times; that only solidifies an incorrect concept. Furthermore, suicide rates among teenagers is off the charts, and many expert are now linking this fact to school-related stress. Most students cheat on their homework, anyway. You have no idea Mrs F. A few people do it, and then people in later periods just copy from their friends. I could go on and on about this subject. You wanna know why I didn't get enough sleep? I'll tell you why. The answer is you and your dumbf*ck class. That's why. I could go on and on to tell you why."

Mrs Ferreira is gritting her teeth. Her cheeks are a bright red. Her arms are beginning to shake. You can see the whites in her knuckles.

****

The chair is uncomfortable. It is rigid, and the hard wooden back pokes into Panda's side. What's more is that the clock is ticking, ticking, ticking. Principal Phil's door seems to loom to the side of him, emitting shrieks about "bans" and "cease and desist letters," whatever those words mean.

There is a scrawny kid next to him. He is wearing big thick glasses and a formal shirt. His legs are bouncing up and down off the floor like a car piston. He notices Panda staring.

"Hi, my name's Geo." Panda had see him before. A member of the skeptics club, president of the chess club, and treasurer of the video game club. Geo continues, "You know they're watching you."

Panda takes a second to parse this information over. "Who's watching me?"

"They are."

"Who is they?"

"The universe, the extra-terrestrials....everything is watching you."

Geo takes out what appears to be the aluminum wrapping to a piece of bubble gum, and sticks it onto Panda's forehead with a sudden thrust. Slowly, Geo closes his eyes and starts--quietly at first--to hum in a low voice. Geo starts to push against Panda's forehead, so that his head bobs back and forth in a steady but slow pulsing rhythm.

What the f*ck? thinks Panda.

WHAT DOES PANDA DO?
a) Slap Geo.
b) Run, just start running the heck out of there.
c) Go on a rant about the ignorance of Geo's beliefs.
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johngriswald
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12/5/2009 6:57:04 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/5/2009 6:30:37 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
It is rigid, and the hard wood

That's what she said
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TheSkeptic
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12/6/2009 2:43:02 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
I say C. It seems that Panda ranted in the first option, so I find it an interesting motif to have him constantly do it...and see how much sh!t he can put himself in.
GeoLaureate8
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12/6/2009 2:58:25 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
That was an extremely inaccurate characterization of my genetic space suit.
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12/6/2009 10:46:44 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
A is clearly the best option. There are other times to rant and A is far more exciting than C. B would lead to the typical interactive story descending into absurdity, which should happen later if ever.
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12/6/2009 3:41:30 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/5/2009 6:30:37 PM, PoeJoe wrote:
Geo takes out what appears to be the aluminum wrapping to a piece of bubble gum, and sticks it onto Panda's forehead with a sudden thrust. Slowly, Geo closes his eyes and starts--quietly at first--to hum in a low voice. Geo starts to push against Panda's forehead, so that his head bobs back and forth in a steady but slow pulsing rhythm.

What the f*ck? thinks Panda.

...the f*ck...the f*ck...the f*ck...the f*ck...

Panda's thoughts begin to trail off. His vision is getting blurry. There's a growing sense of weightlessness and lightness. Panda realizes he is loosing his sense of touch. And darker and darker. Where am I? thinks Panda. Where am I?

The room has become pitch black, seemingly infinite. No floor, no ceiling, just a void in every direction--and 'a void' in every sense. There is no temperature in this room, no smell, no taste, no touch. No sense of balance. Neither a sense of fullness nor emptiness. Just a single ominous voice that seems to come from every direction. A deep, hollow tone of a voice, reverberating against the nonexistent walls of this place like a gentle thunder.

A few seconds pass before Panda identifies the voice as Geo's humming.

Suddenly, a bright, white light flashes before Panda's eyes. Then another. Then another. A nexus is forming in front of him: a look inside the principal's room.

There's a kid sprawled over the arm of a chair, his pants and boxers pulled down. Panda has seen this kid before. His name is askbob, he believes: a technology junkie who hates everything about DDO High and its administration and who likes to consider himself a rebel. With his bare @ss now exposed, though, he looks nothing of the sort.

Phil walks over to where askbob is, and begins stroking the shaft of a yardstick he has in his hand. "Constant foul language and abusing other students weren't enough for you," Phil begins speaking. "No, they weren't enough. You had to take it to the next level, and post pornography, and harass me. You sure have a big ego. Well you know what--" Phil raises his yardstick in apprehension "--I'm giving you a cease-and-desist letter. You're banned!" SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!!!

****

SMACK!!!

"Ow!" Geo shrieks. "Why'd you slap me?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," Panda apologizes. "It's just that in the image you made me see, there--"

Phil's door opens, and a whimpering askbob crawls out. Phil points to a security person. "Take this kid off campus. I don't want to see his face again." Phil turns to us, Geo and me. "Geo, please come in my office." Geo complies.

Holy crap, thinks Panda.

The clocking continues to tick, ticking, ticking, ticking.

WHAT DOES PANDA DO?
a) Run, just start running the heck out of there.
b) Bust into principal Phil's office and start a fight.
c) Wait and do nothing.
d) Other.
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12/6/2009 5:26:25 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/6/2009 10:35:26 AM, Vi_Veri wrote:
I don't own a pink bra.

But I do, which is why I think it's hilarious that they think I'm "the boy" lol.
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12/6/2009 5:28:23 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/6/2009 5:26:25 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 12/6/2009 10:35:26 AM, Vi_Veri wrote:
I don't own a pink bra.

But I do, which is why I think it's hilarious that they think I'm "the boy" lol.

Well, it was a dream. And it was Panda.

But yeah, even some random person could watch y'all's video rap battle and know that Vi is "the guy" in the relationship. :P
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12/6/2009 5:39:25 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 12/6/2009 5:26:25 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 12/6/2009 10:35:26 AM, Vi_Veri wrote:
I don't own a pink bra.

But I do, which is why I think it's hilarious that they think I'm "the boy" lol.

Remembering the rap video you and Vi did, you seemed to have a more feminine posture and tone of voice. I'd assume that L would be the girl and Vi would be the guy...