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12/1/2013 12:00:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I remember where I was when I first heard that Airmax had decided to not run for president..... I was doing what every other person on DDO was doing and always has been doing, I was dicking around on DDO because I was bored as sh**..... I have always been a fan of Airmax as the president, even though I may or may not have pushed for the election of 'Airmaxx' in the last election (WHOEVER RATTED ME OUT WILL PAY DEARLY FOR IT) and he will be missed by me and all the rest of us as our beloved president.....

However, the time has come..... FOR PHASE 3

Let me explain.... As the most well known imbecile on the site (I actually had to google how to spell the word 'Imbecile') Ive always had to think outside the box to seek fame around here since clearly, compassion and intelligence were not going to work (for me), so I resorted to a form of trolling that was unleashed out of the infamous 'Poop Has DNA' debate, where on that fateful day, everyone on DDO voiced their opinion that they will vote for trolling idiots over people who make debates meant for an easy win. That opened the door for someone as crazy and insignificant as me to kinda make a name for himself around here

Since trolling works for me on this site very well for some weird reason, I devised a three staged plan to use my gift in trolling to progressively take over the site:

- PHASE 1 was troll debates, Which I didnt invent but would use to increase me presence on the site as 'that idiot who makes troll debates and trolls other serious debates'

- PHASE 2 was the Weekly Stupid, a show where I literally could call people idiots and get away with it with some weird troll logic or something, I still dont know how I get away with it tbh...... Video series meant purely for people on DDO to watch was my invention and it took off, spawning numerous other similar series, while also making me either loved and hated by everyone on the site, to the point that almost everyone on here has now heard of me

- PHASE 2 AND A HALF was to use the whole 'airmaxx' stunt to test if I actually have any influence on this site on kinda serious matters (which evidently I do, even though I was found out)

And now it is time for PHASE 3: THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

I plan on running for president, with the full expectation that I will not win.... Ever..... Wont even be close....... But I have been waiting to troll the loving f*** out of one of these things once Airmax decided to not run again. And now that time has come......

My plan is to run on a Hybrid platform that is the perfect combination of asinine yet kinda legit ideas, just to poke fun at both the trolls who launch fake campaigns during these things, along with those who take it seriously.

So I present to you, my Presidential Platform:

1) MAKING THE WEEKLY STUPID WEEKLY

If elected President, I will actually make the Weekly Stupid a weekly series, which is one of the issues that a lot of people want to see be fixed that as president I legit can fix, since I own it and all. How many other people running for president can deliver on a promise like I potentially can on this one? Not many.....

2) BANNING ALL THE SH*THEADS

I know that banning all the stupid people might conflict with my other goal to make the Weekly Stupid more weekly..... But I think we can all agree that banning all the retards would do more for DDO then other pointless things like 'Team Debates' which are such a far out idea that its pointless to include Team Debates into ones platform.

Which would you rather have on DDO, Team debates, or a complete absence of idiots? Lets face it, a lot of people on this site are in favor of the US banning stupid people from voting, im confident that everyone would also be in agreement that DDO should ban stupid people from participating in here too

3) IMPLEMENTATION OF TEAM DEBATES

I know I literally just said that this isnt even an issue worth promising to implement, but you guys keep f*cking whining about it so I have to have a position on it..... If elected President, I will force Juggle to sell DDO to Larztheloser so that he can do whatever the f*** he needs to do to have team debates and other preferred updates installed..... I mean the guy created his own website for f*cks sake I think he could figure out how to get team debates to work

4) REMOVAL OF THE ENTIRE OPINIONS SECTION

Lets face it, the opinions section is the embodiment of classless idiots looking for cheap entertainment on this site without contributing anything of any value to the site and in fact dragging down the quality of the site over time..... You know..... like the Weekly Stupid.... As President, my first order of business would be to remove the entire Opinions Section, and maybe ban people from ever speaking of it so that future generations do not know of DDO's dark, dark past....

You think Germany would like to forget about that whole silly 'Nazi' thing? You bet they do, but unlike Germany, DDO can end and cover up its horrible past that is the Opinions section, and I believe I might maybe kinda sorta be the person to maybe do that...... maybe

I am not comparing Nazism to the Opinions Section though..... Because I think even Nazism has more fans then the opinions section does at this point.....

And lastly 5) MAKING DDO A BENEVOLENT DICTATORSHIP INSTEAD OF A DEMOCRACY

Lets face it, most DDO Presidents are pretty f*cking good at being president. The last two weve had (Airmax + Innomen) literally were the best presidents DDO could ever have. However, they ultimately abdicated the job of site leader not because they were bad or because a worthy opponent challenged them over the position..... They left because election time came around and they felt someone else should have the chance to be president, so they curtailed their own terms probably sooner then they would have liked simply because ELECTIONS came about.

So as president, I would reorganize DDO into the FIRST...... GALATIC...... EMPIRE, no wait sorry, I have Star Wars Ep 3 playing in the background. What I would actually do is transform DDO from a democracy into a benevolent dictatorship / monarchy where kicka** leaders can actually be the leader of DDO without always wondering whether they should leave the position just because elections are coming around and they wonder if they can last 6 more months......

====================================================================

So thats my plan really..... Make the Weekly Stupid Weekly, ban the retards, sell DDO to Larz so that he can make team debates and other cool sh**, delete the entire opinions section, and make DDO a benevolent dictatorship so that good leaders can actually lead without having to always wonder if they should step down when theyre doing a great job.

VOTE FOR IMA :D
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12/1/2013 12:01:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:00:38 AM, imabench wrote:
I remember where I was when I first heard that Airmax had decided to not run for president..... I was doing what every other person on DDO was doing and always has been doing, I was dicking around on DDO because I was bored as sh**..... I have always been a fan of Airmax as the president, even though I may or may not have pushed for the election of 'Airmaxx' in the last election (WHOEVER RATTED ME OUT WILL PAY DEARLY FOR IT) and he will be missed by me and all the rest of us as our beloved president.....

However, the time has come..... FOR PHASE 3

Let me explain.... As the most well known imbecile on the site (I actually had to google how to spell the word 'Imbecile') Ive always had to think outside the box to seek fame around here since clearly, compassion and intelligence were not going to work (for me), so I resorted to a form of trolling that was unleashed out of the infamous 'Poop Has DNA' debate, where on that fateful day, everyone on DDO voiced their opinion that they will vote for trolling idiots over people who make debates meant for an easy win. That opened the door for someone as crazy and insignificant as me to kinda make a name for himself around here

Since trolling works for me on this site very well for some weird reason, I devised a three staged plan to use my gift in trolling to progressively take over the site:

- PHASE 1 was troll debates, Which I didnt invent but would use to increase me presence on the site as 'that idiot who makes troll debates and trolls other serious debates'

- PHASE 2 was the Weekly Stupid, a show where I literally could call people idiots and get away with it with some weird troll logic or something, I still dont know how I get away with it tbh...... Video series meant purely for people on DDO to watch was my invention and it took off, spawning numerous other similar series, while also making me either loved and hated by everyone on the site, to the point that almost everyone on here has now heard of me

- PHASE 2 AND A HALF was to use the whole 'airmaxx' stunt to test if I actually have any influence on this site on kinda serious matters (which evidently I do, even though I was found out)

And now it is time for PHASE 3: THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

I plan on running for president, with the full expectation that I will not win.... Ever..... Wont even be close....... But I have been waiting to troll the loving f*** out of one of these things once Airmax decided to not run again. And now that time has come......

My plan is to run on a Hybrid platform that is the perfect combination of asinine yet kinda legit ideas, just to poke fun at both the trolls who launch fake campaigns during these things, along with those who take it seriously.

So I present to you, my Presidential Platform:

1) MAKING THE WEEKLY STUPID WEEKLY

If elected President, I will actually make the Weekly Stupid a weekly series, which is one of the issues that a lot of people want to see be fixed that as president I legit can fix, since I own it and all. How many other people running for president can deliver on a promise like I potentially can on this one? Not many.....

2) BANNING ALL THE SH*THEADS

I know that banning all the stupid people might conflict with my other goal to make the Weekly Stupid more weekly..... But I think we can all agree that banning all the retards would do more for DDO then other pointless things like 'Team Debates' which are such a far out idea that its pointless to include Team Debates into ones platform.

Which would you rather have on DDO, Team debates, or a complete absence of idiots? Lets face it, a lot of people on this site are in favor of the US banning stupid people from voting, im confident that everyone would also be in agreement that DDO should ban stupid people from participating in here too

3) IMPLEMENTATION OF TEAM DEBATES

I know I literally just said that this isnt even an issue worth promising to implement, but you guys keep f*cking whining about it so I have to have a position on it..... If elected President, I will force Juggle to sell DDO to Larztheloser so that he can do whatever the f*** he needs to do to have team debates and other preferred updates installed..... I mean the guy created his own website for f*cks sake I think he could figure out how to get team debates to work

4) REMOVAL OF THE ENTIRE OPINIONS SECTION

Lets face it, the opinions section is the embodiment of classless idiots looking for cheap entertainment on this site without contributing anything of any value to the site and in fact dragging down the quality of the site over time..... You know..... like the Weekly Stupid.... As President, my first order of business would be to remove the entire Opinions Section, and maybe ban people from ever speaking of it so that future generations do not know of DDO's dark, dark past....

You think Germany would like to forget about that whole silly 'Nazi' thing? You bet they do, but unlike Germany, DDO can end and cover up its horrible past that is the Opinions section, and I believe I might maybe kinda sorta be the person to maybe do that...... maybe

I am not comparing Nazism to the Opinions Section though..... Because I think even Nazism has more fans then the opinions section does at this point.....

And lastly 5) MAKING DDO A BENEVOLENT DICTATORSHIP INSTEAD OF A DEMOCRACY

Lets face it, most DDO Presidents are pretty f*cking good at being president. The last two weve had (Airmax + Innomen) literally were the best presidents DDO could ever have. However, they ultimately abdicated the job of site leader not because they were bad or because a worthy opponent challenged them over the position..... They left because election time came around and they felt someone else should have the chance to be president, so they curtailed their own terms probably sooner then they would have liked simply because ELECTIONS came about.

So as president, I would reorganize DDO into the FIRST...... GALATIC...... EMPIRE, no wait sorry, I have Star Wars Ep 3 playing in the background. What I would actually do is transform DDO from a democracy into a benevolent dictatorship / monarchy where kicka** leaders can actually be the leader of DDO without always wondering whether they should leave the position just because elections are coming around and they wonder if they can last 6 more months......

====================================================================

So thats my plan really..... Make the Weekly Stupid Weekly, ban the retards, sell DDO to Larz so that he can make team debates and other cool sh**, delete the entire opinions section, and make DDO a benevolent dictatorship so that good leaders can actually lead without having to always wonder if they should step down when theyre doing a great job.

VOTE FOR IMA :D

I like it.
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12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
(More spots will be added if necessary)
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Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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12/1/2013 12:05:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I have a few questions for you:
1. Are you f*cking serious?
2. How do you sleep at night?
3. When will the government shutdown commence?
4. How will you make this possible?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. Do you have TNT available?
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12/1/2013 12:09:34 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:05:28 AM, yay842 wrote:
I have a few questions for you:
1. Are you f*cking serious?

No, Im f*cking Tyrone.... What I do in my bedroom is none of your business though!

2. How do you sleep at night?

Heroin

3. When will the government shutdown commence?

December 8th, 2013

4. How will you make this possible?

Ill convince Republicans that a functioning government is homosexual and let nature take its course

5. What is your favorite color?

Bench

6. Do you have TNT available?

No I only get TBS, Ive wanted to get TNT to see some Law and Order but the tv at UM sucks pretty bad
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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12/1/2013 12:12:15 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Follow-up questions:

1. What is your weapon of choice on destroying noobs?
2. What will be you first action if you became President?
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12/1/2013 12:12:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I like it..

Though I just have one question for #5:

How often would we have elections for benevolent dictator?
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12/1/2013 12:13:41 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:12:15 AM, yay842 wrote:
Follow-up questions:

1. What is your weapon of choice on destroying noobs?

The Weekly Stupid ;D

2. What will be you first action if you became President?

Demanding that everyone refer to me as 'Chairman' so that my formal title would be 'Chairman ImaBench', just to piss off people who hate bad puns
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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12/1/2013 12:14:41 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:12:26 AM, airmax1227 wrote:
I like it..

Though I just have one question for #5:

How often would we have elections for benevolent dictator?

Whenever he decides to step down.... An election shall be held to select our new benevolent dictator whenever the previous one decides to call it quits
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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12/1/2013 12:15:46 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:05:28 AM, yay842 wrote:

As Imabench's unofficial spokesman, I felt obliged to answer...

I have a few questions for you:
1. Are you f*cking serious?

Goddamnright.

2. How do you sleep at night?

Like a motherfvcking rock.

3. When will the government shutdown commence?

It already has. Don't you, like, watch the fvcking news?

4. How will you make this possible?

Watch me, motherfvcker.

5. What is your favorite color?

Heisenberg Blue.

6. Do you have TNT available?

Noshit....
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12/1/2013 12:16:01 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I will take your answers into account. Thank you for your time.
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12/1/2013 12:17:13 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:16:01 AM, yay842 wrote:
I will take your answers into account. Thank you for your time.

Ask yourself this: How much bench could a bench bench-press if a bench could bench-press bench?
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Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

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12/1/2013 12:18:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:17:13 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:16:01 AM, yay842 wrote:
I will take your answers into account. Thank you for your time.

Ask yourself this: How much bench could a bench bench-press if a bench could bench-press bench?

A bench could bench-press a bench because the bench can bench-press a b(e)nch of benches.
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12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 -
(More spots will be added if necessary)
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12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench
3 - MassiveDump
4 - heroin
5 - shootmenow
(More spots will be added if necessary)

List is complete...
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12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

3 - MassiveDump
4 - heroin
5 - shootmenow
(More spots will be added if necessary)

List is complete...
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

3 - MassiveDump
4 - heroin
5 - shootmenow
(More spots will be added if necessary)

List is complete...
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12/1/2013 12:43:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

I know right! Id probably punch the guy in the face if I ever met him in real life.... I bet hes a little twink gaywad who cant take a punch either....

3 - MassiveDump
4 - heroin
5 - shootmenow
(More spots will be added if necessary)

List is complete...
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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12/1/2013 12:44:57 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:43:06 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

I know right! Id probably punch the guy in the face if I ever met him in real life.... I bet hes a little twink gaywad who cant take a punch either....

Twink gaywad? What?

3 - MassiveDump
4 - heroin
5 - shootmenow
(More spots will be added if necessary)

List is complete...
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12/1/2013 12:47:10 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench
3 - MassiveDump
4 - heroin
5 - shootmenow
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airmax1227
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12/1/2013 12:48:30 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:44:57 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:43:06 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

I know right! Id probably punch the guy in the face if I ever met him in real life.... I bet hes a little twink gaywad who cant take a punch either....

Twink gaywad? What?

There are rules on the site about using homophobic slurs (and ethnic slurs etc)... I'll defer to your wisdom on the matter on how to deal with this one though
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12/1/2013 12:49:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:48:30 AM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:44:57 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:43:06 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

I know right! Id probably punch the guy in the face if I ever met him in real life.... I bet hes a little twink gaywad who cant take a punch either....

Twink gaywad? What?

There are rules on the site about using homophobic slurs (and ethnic slurs etc)... I'll defer to your wisdom on the matter on how to deal with this one though

That was my 9k post... how random.
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12/1/2013 12:55:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:48:30 AM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:44:57 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:43:06 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

I know right! Id probably punch the guy in the face if I ever met him in real life.... I bet hes a little twink gaywad who cant take a punch either....

Twink gaywad? What?

There are rules on the site about using homophobic slurs (and ethnic slurs etc)... I'll defer to your wisdom on the matter on how to deal with this one though

I'm confused, douchecunt is acceptable but I can't call myself a think g**wad even if I'm using it sarcastically against myself in third person?
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12/1/2013 1:00:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 12:55:59 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:48:30 AM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:44:57 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:43:06 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:35:34 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:28:29 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:26:14 AM, YYW wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:19:38 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 12:02:45 AM, imabench wrote:
Vice Presidential signup sheet:

If youre interested in being my VP candidate, add your name to the list below and Ill give you a 1-on-1 interview to see if youre qualified (IT WILL BE VIGOROUS, AND WILL BE MADE PUBLIC FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF OTHERS)

1 - yay - gimme yer bes shot
2 - imabench

Im sorry no, I refuse to let someone as big of a douchbag as THIS GUY be interviewed for Vice President..... As far as Im concerned, this guy cant be trusted to run anything. I HIGHLY recommend people be careful about anything he does, hes a complete idiot

he is kind of a douchecunt lol

I know right! Id probably punch the guy in the face if I ever met him in real life.... I bet hes a little twink gaywad who cant take a punch either....

Twink gaywad? What?

There are rules on the site about using homophobic slurs (and ethnic slurs etc)... I'll defer to your wisdom on the matter on how to deal with this one though

I'm confused, douchecunt is acceptable but I can't call myself a think g**wad even if I'm using it sarcastically against myself in third person?

That's not really acceptable either... but I was just joking... Unless YYW was offended in which case maybe I wasn't.. who knows...

Either way I wasn't really being serious... I'll just delete both if either gets reported..

But a good general rule is to avoid either of those things.
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imabench
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12/1/2013 1:02:57 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 1:00:40 AM, airmax1227 wrote:

Either way I wasn't really being serious... I'll just delete both if either gets reported..

Lol, Airmax you of all people should know that I am usually one of the people who need to be kept in line over these things and that I take that stuff to heart :P

But a good general rule is to avoid either of those things.
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
airmax1227
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12/1/2013 1:05:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 1:02:57 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 1:00:40 AM, airmax1227 wrote:

Either way I wasn't really being serious... I'll just delete both if either gets reported..

Lol, Airmax you of all people should know that I am usually one of the people who need to be kept in line over these things and that I take that stuff to heart :P

haha understood. My bad...
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12/1/2013 1:08:20 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
*twink gaywad*

I think I've heard that before. Where did Ima pick up a word like that?
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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12/1/2013 1:13:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 1:08:20 AM, Noumena wrote:
*twink gaywad*

I think I've heard that before. Where did Ima pick up a word like that?

Isn't it two words?

And I'm not sure... I don't think he heard it from me.
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Noumena
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12/1/2013 1:16:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 1:13:14 AM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 1:08:20 AM, Noumena wrote:
*twink gaywad*

I think I've heard that before. Where did Ima pick up a word like that?

Isn't it two words?

And I'm not sure... I don't think he heard it from me.

Well one of the words. I'm not sure how commonplace it is tbh.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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12/1/2013 1:19:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 1:08:20 AM, Noumena wrote:
*twink gaywad*

I think I've heard that before. Where did Ima pick up a word like that?

Beats the hell out of me
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

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