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12/1/2013 2:58:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Hello again, friends,

Today, before you all once again decide to vote for me this coming election, I have a few announcements to make regarding my Vice Presidential selection, amendments to the fourteen points, and some sh!tty competition.

First of all, I have selected the man who will run with me as Vice President of Debate.org. His name is xXCryptoXx. He is fully qualified to be a right hand man to the president, and has chosen to do so BY HIS OWN FREE WILL. It is my belief that we will make an unstoppable team, and kill anyone who so much as speaks ill of our authority.

Secondly, due to a suggestion from a fellow ginger who shall remain nameless, Point 7 regarding mafia being a bannable offense will now have nothing to do with mafia, but instead relate to the acceptability of Spiderman threads. Point 7 is now as follows:

"7. To insure freedom of speech, Spiderman threads will be not only permitted, but encouraged on any thread that someone does not like."

Last, but certainly not least, imabench has announced that he is running against me. However, you should all know that he is a racist. Don't believe me? Watch this never-before-seen episode of the Weekly Stupid which I have posted above. After seeing this, surely you believe that I will make a million bagillion times better of a president than that KKK meatbag.

Thank you. I will now take questions, but only the ones that will boost my reputation.
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12/1/2013 3:21:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 2:58:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Hello again, friends,

Today, before you all once again decide to vote for me this coming election, I have a few announcements to make regarding my Vice Presidential selection, amendments to the fourteen points, and some sh!tty competition.

First of all, I have selected the man who will run with me as Vice President of Debate.org. His name is xXCryptoXx. He is fully qualified to be a right hand man to the president, and has chosen to do so BY HIS OWN FREE WILL. It is my belief that we will make an unstoppable team, and kill anyone who so much as speaks ill of our authority.

I like that kind of leadership!

Secondly, due to a suggestion from a fellow ginger who shall remain nameless, Point 7 regarding mafia being a bannable offense will now have nothing to do with mafia, but instead relate to the acceptability of Spiderman threads. Point 7 is now as follows:

"7. To insure freedom of speech, Spiderman threads will be not only permitted, but encouraged on any thread that someone does not like."

Last, but certainly not least, imabench has announced that he is running against me. However, you should all know that he is a racist. Don't believe me?

No I trust you, he seems like a racist son of a b*tch to me.....

Watch this never-before-seen episode of the Weekly Stupid which I have posted above. After seeing this, surely you believe that I will make a million bagillion times better of a president than that KKK meatbag.

Thank you. I will now take questions, but only the ones that will boost my reputation.

How did you get your hands on this never before seen video that clearly was not doctored in any way at all?
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12/1/2013 3:22:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:21:08 PM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 2:58:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Hello again, friends,

Today, before you all once again decide to vote for me this coming election, I have a few announcements to make regarding my Vice Presidential selection, amendments to the fourteen points, and some sh!tty competition.

First of all, I have selected the man who will run with me as Vice President of Debate.org. His name is xXCryptoXx. He is fully qualified to be a right hand man to the president, and has chosen to do so BY HIS OWN FREE WILL. It is my belief that we will make an unstoppable team, and kill anyone who so much as speaks ill of our authority.

I like that kind of leadership!

Secondly, due to a suggestion from a fellow ginger who shall remain nameless, Point 7 regarding mafia being a bannable offense will now have nothing to do with mafia, but instead relate to the acceptability of Spiderman threads. Point 7 is now as follows:

"7. To insure freedom of speech, Spiderman threads will be not only permitted, but encouraged on any thread that someone does not like."

Last, but certainly not least, imabench has announced that he is running against me. However, you should all know that he is a racist. Don't believe me?

No I trust you, he seems like a racist son of a b*tch to me.....

Watch this never-before-seen episode of the Weekly Stupid which I have posted above. After seeing this, surely you believe that I will make a million bagillion times better of a president than that KKK meatbag.

Thank you. I will now take questions, but only the ones that will boost my reputation.

How did you get your hands on this never before seen video that clearly was not doctored in any way at all?

I know people. That's all you need to know.
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12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video
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12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.
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12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense
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12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.
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12/1/2013 3:50:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

ah, dont worry, we got more dots that money. You should be more worried 'bout that.......
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12/1/2013 3:50:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:50:14 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

ah, dont worry, we got more dots than money. You should be more worried 'bout that.......
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12/1/2013 4:51:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
In addition to Massive's brilliant 14 points on how to improve the economy (Almost 3X better than Mitt Romney's plan) we have decided to screw over debating on this site in general!

That's right!

DDO Will now become MDO!

Mafia.(dot)Org!

We'll be putting full attention on all Mafia games, including mafia tournaments, leaderboards, and a Hall of Fame!

In addition, we'll be doing spidermanning every Friday at 7Pm.

Please sign-up below in order for us to do some organized spidermanning!

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Don't forget! We're also completely getting rid of the opinion section and all polls so say goodbye to all the moronic trolls on this site!

Imabench, that racist b@stard.
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12/1/2013 4:51:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

Wasting dots rises up our debt, so we plan on initiating a law banning people from using more than three dots a sentence.
Nolite Timere
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12/1/2013 6:04:09 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 4:51:56 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

Wasting dots rises up our debt, so we plan on initiating a law banning people from using more than three dots a sentence.

.e.x.c.e.p.t. .m.e. .b.e.c.a.u.s.e. .f.u.c.k. .y.o.u.
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12/1/2013 6:12:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:04:09 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 4:51:56 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

Wasting dots rises up our debt, so we plan on initiating a law banning people from using more than three dots a sentence.

.e.x.c.e.p.t. .m.e. .b.e.c.a.u.s.e. .f.u.c.k. .y.o.u.

And that summed up our presidential campaign.

Vote For MassiveCryp!
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12/1/2013 6:14:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:12:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:04:09 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 4:51:56 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

Wasting dots rises up our debt, so we plan on initiating a law banning people from using more than three dots a sentence.

.e.x.c.e.p.t. .m.e. .b.e.c.a.u.s.e. .f.u.c.k. .y.o.u.

And that summed up our presidential campaign.

Vote For MassiveCryp!

I say, Crypto, shall we give this thread its helping of Spiderman now?
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12/1/2013 6:28:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:14:11 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:12:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:04:09 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 4:51:56 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:48:16 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:39:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:33:21 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 3:30:07 PM, yay842 wrote:
but we have seen the video, so it is illogical if it is a never before seen video

Never seen before now.

Of course, you already knew that, because you're not questioning my authority.

................................... yea that makes sense

Yeah so does that excessive use of dots.

Stop wasting our country's dots.

Wasting dots rises up our debt, so we plan on initiating a law banning people from using more than three dots a sentence.

.e.x.c.e.p.t. .m.e. .b.e.c.a.u.s.e. .f.u.c.k. .y.o.u.

And that summed up our presidential campaign.

Vote For MassiveCryp!

I say, Crypto, shall we give this thread its helping of Spiderman now?

We shall.
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12/1/2013 6:33:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:32:12 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:29:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:


DADADADADADA SPIDERMAN!!!!

OHMYGODILOVEYOUSPIDERMAN

Gwen Stacy?! Is that you?!

No no! Damn these horrid flashbacks!
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12/1/2013 6:38:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:33:43 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:32:12 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:29:34 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:


DADADADADADA SPIDERMAN!!!!

OHMYGODILOVEYOUSPIDERMAN

Gwen Stacy?! Is that you?!

No no! Damn these horrid flashbacks!



SO MUCH SPODERMUN