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xXCryptoXx
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12/1/2013 6:28:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Vote for me.

I'll give you...

something.

Like.

A cookie.

Just kidding! (But if you vote for me I really will give you a cookie.)

Presidential Platform 2K13

Here is my 6 step plan in order to revitalize DDO and bring it up to its legendary status it had once had! With the help of my Vice President, Massive Dump, we will bring DDO back to its former glory, and then some!

Step 1: Get the DDO Elite and DDO Mafia to join forces in addition to manipulated trolls and newbies and overthrow Juggle.

Step 2: President xXCryptoXx and Vice President Massive Dump take control of Juggle operations, in addition to elected individuals that are a member of the DDO Elite.

Step 3: Betray the noobs and trolls by holding a series of trial debates that are horrendously biased in favor of the ban of said subjected members, cutting huge portions of the terrible members of the DDO community. This event will be known as the Scourging and shall be celebrated every year by offering 24 randomly selected members and making them debate to the death in a tournament where the victor will gain huge amounts of ELO and be glorified in the Hall of Fame for all tournament winners.

Step 4: Terminate the Polls and Opinions sections in order to keep all traffic that would hold idiotic members at bay.

Step 5: Create a DDO Border Fence keeping all idiots out of DDO. (Part of the Border Fence would be to submit each individual member to an IQ Test and an Interview.)

Step 6: Add a hashtag feature because #yolo

Now that DDO has been stripped of all its fat, there will be no complaints about terrible voters because all the DDO Elite will be able to vote. In addition, all trolls will be gone allowing forums to flourish. All stupid debates will be gone because stupid debates are made by stupid people.

My plan is flawless. All other candidates might as well quit now.

Thank you DDO, and goodnight.
Nolite Timere
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12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!
Nolite Timere
MassiveDump
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12/1/2013 6:43:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!

WHAT A TWIIIIIST!
Noumena
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12/1/2013 6:48:32 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Assimilate into Massive's campaign and the DDO elite will [censored].
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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12/1/2013 7:02:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
You wanna be trolls are so uncreative. Do what I did and make attack ads! http://www.debate.org...

http://www.debate.org...

http://www.debate.org...

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http://www.debate.org...
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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12/1/2013 7:10:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 7:09:22 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 12/1/2013 7:02:54 PM, thett3 wrote:
You wanna be trolls are so uncreative. Do what I did and make attack ads! http://www.debate.org...

http://www.debate.org...

http://www.debate.org...

http://www.debate.org...

http://www.debate.org...

Do your homework before you talk.


I stand corrected, please have mercy on my soul
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
imabench
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12/1/2013 7:31:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!

Both of you are each others vice presidents and also running for president

That means technically, neither of you can now run

;D
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
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12/1/2013 7:32:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 7:31:13 PM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!

Both of you are each others vice presidents and also running for president

That means technically, neither of you can now run

;D

And so Morgan Freeman comes out to explain everything :P
"I don't know why gays want to marry, I have spent the last 25 years wishing I wasn't allowed to." -Sadolite
MassiveDump
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12/1/2013 7:32:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 7:31:13 PM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!

Both of you are each others vice presidents and also running for president

That means technically, neither of you can now run

;D

>DDO as directed by M. Night Shaymalan
xXCryptoXx
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12/1/2013 7:32:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 7:31:13 PM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!

Both of you are each others vice presidents and also running for president

That means technically, neither of you can now run

;D

Shut up you racist pervert.
Nolite Timere
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12/1/2013 7:35:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 7:32:51 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 7:31:13 PM, imabench wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:34:35 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
At 12/1/2013 6:30:36 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Get down from there, vice.

You cannot run for president, you're a vice.

You can't run for President because...

DUN DUN DUN!

You're MY Vice President!

Both of you are each others vice presidents and also running for president

That means technically, neither of you can now run

;D

Shut up you racist pervert.

WHOA WHOA. I AM NOT A PERVERT

Racist I cant really argue against BUT I AM NOT A PERVERT.....

Damn jews with their slandering
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015