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12/1/2013 10:59:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
This is my interview with the first person to sign up to be interviewed as my possible VP choice: yay842. Here is the interview that actually happened in a 1-on-1 PM I had with him:

Ima: What was your initial reaction when you heard that Airmax wasnt running for President?
Yay: (See Video to the right)

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Ima: What was your initial reaction when you heard that I was running for President?
Yay: noobs=slaves
Ima: How weird, thats my motto for hosting the Weekly Stupid....

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Ima: The point of being someone's VP is to bring balance and diversity to the voting ticket..... It is my goal to hilariously plunge DDO into organized mayhem, how would you balance that out, or would you just partake in the mayhem?

Yay: Here's how I'd balance it out: free heroin (balance and fairness) and you already got diversity (diversity) cuz you got many people

Ima: Free Heroin does seem like something that can add to my idea of hilarious mayhem...

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Ima: Finish the sentence as hilariously as possible: "The reason I couldnt _______ was because __________ got in my way
Yay: parkour, a bench
Ima: Im sorry, the correct answers were 'Masturbate on a bus' and 'Rush Limbaugh's blank stare'

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Ima: You are currently the top of every possible category in the polls section of DDO, about what percentage of all those posts and polls do you think actually contribute to DDO?

Yay: 100%, its all numbers that give questions to DDO for people to answer and people answer because they can

Ima: Im sorry, the correct answer was 6%

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Ima: My cousin got pregnant recently and she is 15, would you consider her a whore, or stupid?
Yay: Well, I'm pro-abortion, and neither; she had a choice, so I'd say she's on her period
Ima: Im sorry the correct answer was 'Both', trust me she is a dirty, stupid little whore

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Ima: If I were not running, who would you instead have voted for, and why am I better then them?
Yay: MassiveDump; because you're a bench and pro-farting
Ima: Actually, I am Pro bioterrorism, which just happens to include farting.... Just wanted to clarify that

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Ima: Does MassiveDump being a ginger negatively influence your opinion of him like it does for everyone else?
Yay: No, because it goes well with sushi and is yummy for ma tummy
Ima: You eat sushi? Im afraid thats going to cost you points in the running.....

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Ima: Please organize the following things in order of how bad they are, number 1 being the absolute worst, number 5 being the least worst: Nazism, Hitler, Aids, The Opinions Section, RationalMadman

Yay: 1: RationalMadman, 2: The Opinions Section, 3: Aids, 4: Nazism, 5: Hitler

Ima: Amazing, that is the correct order I was looking for.

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Ima: John has 4 apples, John gives Jane 2 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
Yay: A big number
Yay: Do the judges accept that as an answer?.................. Im being told that they accept that as an answer

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Ima: What color is my underwear?
Yay: the color of your underwear
Ima: Yes, what is the color of my underwear?
Yay: The color of your underwear is the color of your underwear
Ima: .......................... Im being told that the judges accept that as an answer as well

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Ima: What is your favorite animated TV show?
Yay: The best animated TV show
Ima: I also like Adventure Time

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Ima: If chosen as my VP, you will need to be given a codename that will be used to refer to you by the Secret Service. What would your codename be?

Yay: that's a secret

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Ima: What did Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Yay: she didn't, she just licked everything and spoiled everyone's appetite
Ima: I was gonna say 'Twerky' but I like your answer better

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Ima: How many songs by Taylor Swift do you think I have on my Ipod right now?
Yay: The right number of songs
Ima: ............... Gettin real tired of your sh** here Yay.......

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Ima: If you could wish for one person on DDO to have taste buds in their a**hole, who would you pick?
Yay: MassiveDump, makes sense
Ima: Ironically, it does!

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Ima: When was the last time you went to church and why did you go?
Yay: I never went to church because I'm a Bah**
Ima: Bahamians dont go to church? Interesting...........

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Ima: On a scale from 10 to 10, how would you rate Airmax as a president?
Yay: I can't, the scale broke
Ima: Well then you probably need to exercise more

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Ima: What do you think was the best accomplishment of Airmax as president?
Yay: none, because if all feats were great, then no feats stand out
Ima: That kind of makes sense I guess

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Ima: If making a poll that has already been made were a punishable offense, what do you think the punishment should be?
Yay: Weekly Stupid
Ima: I like the way you think

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Ima: What is your opinion of Team Debates?
Yay: I dont care
Ima: Do you think its weird that Team Debates rearranged spells out B-Meat Sedate, which sounds kinda sexual?
Yay: not at all

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Ima: If you had the option to release a zombie apocalypse onto humanity, how fast would you agree to do it?

Yay: F*CK YEA! It destroys the fat, slow humans who cant do sh*t. It's the Bottleneck Effect, where only those with the will to survive will survive.

Ima: It would be nice to not live in a world full of fatties....

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Ima: If you could push a button and kill someone you dont know in exchange for 1 million dollars, would you press the button 36 times, or 37 times?

Yay: Neither, I'd press it more than 37 times.

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After evaluating and considering all of Yay's responses to my questions, I have given him a strong score of 8 out of 10 on whether or not he should be my VP candidate. This is a fairly high score, but its still possible to beat it, which is why Yay is now currently the frontrunner to be my VP candidate for my campaign but I am still exploring other options.

If you wanna sign up to be interviewed for the spot, please add your name to the list below:

1 - Yay842 (Completed)
2 - xXCryptoXx
3 - TUF (Should be interesting)
4 - NightCats
5 - Citrakayah
6 -
7 -

More spots will be added as necessary since the first 5 were taken pretty fast
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12/1/2013 11:08:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yep, this guy gets it.
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12/2/2013 10:00:37 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 9:02:33 AM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Yay was actually relatively clever with his answers.

Yeah hes gonna be tough to beat, but its possible
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12/2/2013 7:00:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 9:02:33 AM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
Yay was actually relatively clever with his answers.

More than I expected but some of them were just silly.
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12/2/2013 7:10:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/1/2013 10:59:39 PM, imabench wrote:
This is my interview with the first person to sign up to be interviewed as my possible VP choice: yay842. Here is the interview that actually happened in a 1-on-1 PM I had with him:


Ima: What was your initial reaction when you heard that Airmax wasnt running for President?
Yay: (See Video to the right)

=============================================================

Ima: What was your initial reaction when you heard that I was running for President?
Yay: noobs=slaves
Ima: How weird, thats my motto for hosting the Weekly Stupid....

=============================================================

Ima: The point of being someone's VP is to bring balance and diversity to the voting ticket..... It is my goal to hilariously plunge DDO into organized mayhem, how would you balance that out, or would you just partake in the mayhem?

Yay: Here's how I'd balance it out: free heroin (balance and fairness) and you already got diversity (diversity) cuz you got many people

Ima: Free Heroin does seem like something that can add to my idea of hilarious mayhem...

=============================================================

Ima: Finish the sentence as hilariously as possible: "The reason I couldnt _______ was because __________ got in my way
Yay: parkour, a bench
Ima: Im sorry, the correct answers were 'Masturbate on a bus' and 'Rush Limbaugh's blank stare'

=============================================================

Ima: You are currently the top of every possible category in the polls section of DDO, about what percentage of all those posts and polls do you think actually contribute to DDO?

Yay: 100%, its all numbers that give questions to DDO for people to answer and people answer because they can

Ima: Im sorry, the correct answer was 6%

=============================================================

Ima: My cousin got pregnant recently and she is 15, would you consider her a whore, or stupid?
Yay: Well, I'm pro-abortion, and neither; she had a choice, so I'd say she's on her period
Ima: Im sorry the correct answer was 'Both', trust me she is a dirty, stupid little whore

=============================================================

Ima: If I were not running, who would you instead have voted for, and why am I better then them?
Yay: MassiveDump; because you're a bench and pro-farting
Ima: Actually, I am Pro bioterrorism, which just happens to include farting.... Just wanted to clarify that

=============================================================

Ima: Does MassiveDump being a ginger negatively influence your opinion of him like it does for everyone else?
Yay: No, because it goes well with sushi and is yummy for ma tummy
Ima: You eat sushi? Im afraid thats going to cost you points in the running.....

=============================================================

Ima: Please organize the following things in order of how bad they are, number 1 being the absolute worst, number 5 being the least worst: Nazism, Hitler, Aids, The Opinions Section, RationalMadman

Yay: 1: RationalMadman, 2: The Opinions Section, 3: Aids, 4: Nazism, 5: Hitler

Ima: Amazing, that is the correct order I was looking for.

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Ima: John has 4 apples, John gives Jane 2 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
Yay: A big number
Yay: Do the judges accept that as an answer?.................. Im being told that they accept that as an answer

=============================================================

Ima: What color is my underwear?
Yay: the color of your underwear
Ima: Yes, what is the color of my underwear?
Yay: The color of your underwear is the color of your underwear
Ima: .......................... Im being told that the judges accept that as an answer as well

=============================================================

Ima: What is your favorite animated TV show?
Yay: The best animated TV show
Ima: I also like Adventure Time

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Ima: If chosen as my VP, you will need to be given a codename that will be used to refer to you by the Secret Service. What would your codename be?

Yay: that's a secret

=============================================================

Ima: What did Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Yay: she didn't, she just licked everything and spoiled everyone's appetite
Ima: I was gonna say 'Twerky' but I like your answer better

=============================================================

Ima: How many songs by Taylor Swift do you think I have on my Ipod right now?
Yay: The right number of songs
Ima: ............... Gettin real tired of your sh** here Yay.......

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Ima: If you could wish for one person on DDO to have taste buds in their a**hole, who would you pick?
Yay: MassiveDump, makes sense
Ima: Ironically, it does!

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Ima: When was the last time you went to church and why did you go?
Yay: I never went to church because I'm a Bah**
Ima: Bahamians dont go to church? Interesting...........

=============================================================

Ima: On a scale from 10 to 10, how would you rate Airmax as a president?
Yay: I can't, the scale broke
Ima: Well then you probably need to exercise more

=============================================================

Ima: What do you think was the best accomplishment of Airmax as president?
Yay: none, because if all feats were great, then no feats stand out
Ima: That kind of makes sense I guess

=============================================================

Ima: If making a poll that has already been made were a punishable offense, what do you think the punishment should be?
Yay: Weekly Stupid
Ima: I like the way you think

=============================================================

Ima: What is your opinion of Team Debates?
Yay: I dont care
Ima: Do you think its weird that Team Debates rearranged spells out B-Meat Sedate, which sounds kinda sexual?
Yay: not at all

=============================================================

Ima: If you had the option to release a zombie apocalypse onto humanity, how fast would you agree to do it?

Yay: F*CK YEA! It destroys the fat, slow humans who cant do sh*t. It's the Bottleneck Effect, where only those with the will to survive will survive.

Ima: It would be nice to not live in a world full of fatties....

=============================================================

Ima: If you could push a button and kill someone you dont know in exchange for 1 million dollars, would you press the button 36 times, or 37 times?

Yay: Neither, I'd press it more than 37 times.

=============================================================

After evaluating and considering all of Yay's responses to my questions, I have given him a strong score of 8 out of 10 on whether or not he should be my VP candidate. This is a fairly high score, but its still possible to beat it, which is why Yay is now currently the frontrunner to be my VP candidate for my campaign but I am still exploring other options.

If you wanna sign up to be interviewed for the spot, please add your name to the list below:

1 - Yay842 (Completed)
2 - xXCryptoXx
3 - TUF (Should be interesting)
4 - NightCats
5 - Citrakayah
6 - Cybertron
7 -

More spots will be added as necessary since the first 5 were taken pre
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12/2/2013 7:29:01 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
so you dont have to quote everything...

1 - Yay842 (Completed)
2 - xXCryptoXx
3 - TUF (Should be interesting)
4 - NightCats
5 - Citrakayah
6 - Cybertron
7 -
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12/2/2013 7:55:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Hey guys got one for the Weekly Stupid!

The Holy Bible disproves Evolution. Thy name, thou art in Heaven, exists. Therefore, evolution is BS.
-19debater19

He also goes on to say,

"Evolution is a sack of high-processed bullsh*t!"

What do you think? Good enough?
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12/2/2013 7:56:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 7:55:17 PM, dtaylor971 wrote:
Hey guys got one for the Weekly Stupid!

The Holy Bible disproves Evolution. Thy name, thou art in Heaven, exists. Therefore, evolution is BS.
-19debater19

He also goes on to say,

"Evolution is a sack of high-processed bullsh*t!"

What do you think? Good enough?

Can you give a link to the thread where he actually posted that?
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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12/2/2013 7:57:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 7:55:17 PM, dtaylor971 wrote:
Hey guys got one for the Weekly Stupid!

The Holy Bible disproves Evolution. Thy name, thou art in Heaven, exists. Therefore, evolution is BS.
-19debater19

He also goes on to say,

"Evolution is a sack of high-processed bullsh*t!"

What do you think? Good enough?

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12/2/2013 7:58:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'll sign up.
I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away, and well you might say, I'm losing focus, kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself.
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12/2/2013 8:00:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
1 - Yay842 (Completed)
2 - xXCryptoXx (Canceled)
3 - TUF (Canceled)
4 - NightCats
5 - Citrakayah
6 - Cybertron
7 - Subutai
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
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12/2/2013 8:04:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/2/2013 8:00:39 PM, imabench wrote:
1 - Yay842 (Completed)
2 - xXCryptoXx (Canceled)
3 - TUF (Canceled)
4 - NightCats
5 - Citrakayah

I'd be interested to see that.

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7 - Subutai
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