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12/7/2013 11:36:16 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
According to certain recent unbiased (totally biased) polls taken by Elite member Thett3 showing us how our top three candidates are doing, TUF is in first, then Cody_Franklin, and finally Imabench.

Here are the results thus far:

TUF: 10 votes are going for him favorably, with a measly 2 votes voting for him unfavorably.

Cody_Franklin: 5 votes are going for him favorably, with 2 voting unfavorably.

Imabench: 4 votes are going for him favorably, and a whopping 8 votes are unfavorably put against him.

Let's analyze this shall we?

TUF has the most favorable votes and is tied with the least unfavorable votes simply because TUF is the greatest, and is awesome. His dedication to improving DDO with his "vote for rewards" program has drastically improved DDO and that wasn't even within his presidency! TUF and ClassicRobert have shown great presidential qualities, including an unusual presidential cheeriness (Christmas must be getting close), dedication to getting things done, and an outstanding plan for improving DDO.

Cody_Franklin takes second place with 5 favorable votes, 2 unfavorable votes, but a huge 6 no opinion votes! Cody may be known as a very smart member of DDO, but he is shown that he is almost no plans in improving DDO. It would seem that his presidential motto is "Wing it and see what happens". We love you Cody, but you gotta step up your game because you are only at half of what TUF is at.

Imabench takes last place with the least amount of favorable votes, and an enormous 4X more unfavorable votes than any other candidate! Not only are people reluctant to put a troll in office, but I guess Imabench's inconsistent and shaky plan for presidency isn't holding up among the voters!

TUF is obviously the man for the job, and that's why you should vote him into presidency!

Happy Holidays DDO!

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12/7/2013 11:42:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Imabench pissed off a lot of people
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