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Best Gun to Shoot The Internet

JBlake
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1/12/2010 9:20:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I usually just knife it when it gets out of line. When the internet turns its back I throw a couple of stab wounds in its spine.
Xer
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1/12/2010 12:49:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Until recently, I just took the wheel off the internet when it got out of line, because everyone knows big trucks can't run without wheels. However, (R) Senator Ted Stevens from the great state of Alaska enlightened the world by revealing that the internet is indeed a serious of tubes. So now, I just pull out a tube when the internet starts getting bitchy; really shows it who's boss.