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MassiveDump
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1/14/2014 8:17:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Hello, friends.

It has come to my attention that a plethora of scandals are today running rampant on Debate.org. Not just in one single aspect, no, but in many. Noobs have suddenly decided that they should act like legitimate users on Debate.org, even though they have not developed a firm layer of understanding against the sarcasm that makes us great. This has led to numerous issues on DDO, including a vast riot against Imabench, fits of rage from Caploxion, and a hoard of typical white girls acting like they're intellectual revolutionaries.

Beyond all this, there is reason to believe that STALIN, a man who has been plaguing our society for far too long already, may in fact be public enemy number 2: qopel. All of these ridiculous nightmares becoming a reality leads us to a new great concern: what else is true?

For all we know, Juggle has been plotting to remove intelligent people from Debate.org, starting with imabench, and heading up the totem pole to me, to TUF, and even to RoyLatham himself. For all we know, the only reason Applejack is best pony got a million views is because Larz and I met up at our usual coffee spot between South Dakota and New Zealand to plan such a hoax. For all we know, Aperion is, yet again, one of us.

Thus, I have had no choice but to come up with one solution that may be our best and only option to save Debate.org. We must ban everyone.

Since every single one of us has contributed to this chain of dominoes that is now collapsing upon us, it is only just that every single one of us pays the price. Because we have all indirectly led to this series of controversies, all of us deserve to go down with the very monster we have created.

Allow me to elaborate. RoyLatham should be banned for helping us realize just how stupid everyone else is, leading to this downfall. FREEDO should be banned for creating a bureaucracy that has led to a suspicion of the DDO Elite (which does not exist), spiraling people into chaos. Even airmax1227 himself has reason to be banned, because let's face it: he should have run for re-election and none of this will ever happen.

Don't you dare tell me there's another solution. Don't anyone dare suggest that we all put our shirts on and stop worrying about the idiots that bother us from miles and miles away. Don't a single person dare excuse their self and say that they don't deserve to be banned because they have done nothing wrong, for we are all at fault.

A friend of mine on this site once explained to me that confirmation bias could not be beaten. Now more than ever, this has proven to be true. As long as we have bias against each other, we cannot stand united, and we cannot go all our lives without committing a bannable offense. As long as we are acquainted with each other, we cannot exist DDO without creating a scandal; without creating a controversy. As long as we are human, we cannot live a life where we could even fathom to come up with the most rational solution to any problem: just letting it go.

And so, goodbye, all my friends. It was a wild ride, and a surefire fun time. But after all, the only song that doesn't end is The Song That Never Ends, and that song is annoying as all hell. God bless you, and when the banhammer hits you, may it strike quickly and painlessly.

Kfc.
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1/14/2014 8:50:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 8:31:58 PM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
Ban STALIN and Caplox first.

Why me?
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1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...
#UnbanTheMadman

#StandWithBossy

#BetOnThett

"bossy r u like 85 years old and have lost ur mind"
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1/14/2014 8:58:30 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 8:17:23 PM, MassiveDump wrote:

a hoard of typical white girls acting like they're intellectual revolutionaries.

Say no more, I'll get the condoms!
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1/14/2014 8:58:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 8:17:23 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
Hello, friends.

It has come to my attention that a plethora of scandals are today running rampant on Debate.org. Not just in one single aspect, no, but in many. Noobs have suddenly decided that they should act like legitimate users on Debate.org, even though they have not developed a firm layer of understanding against the sarcasm that makes us great. This has led to numerous issues on DDO, including a vast riot against Imabench, fits of rage from Caploxion, and a hoard of typical white girls acting like they're intellectual revolutionaries.

Beyond all this, there is reason to believe that STALIN, a man who has been plaguing our society for far too long already, may in fact be public enemy number 2: qopel. All of these ridiculous nightmares becoming a reality leads us to a new great concern: what else is true?

For all we know, Juggle has been plotting to remove intelligent people from Debate.org, starting with imabench, and heading up the totem pole to me, to TUF, and even to RoyLatham himself. For all we know, the only reason Applejack is best pony got a million views is because Larz and I met up at our usual coffee spot between South Dakota and New Zealand to plan such a hoax. For all we know, Aperion is, yet again, one of us.

Thus, I have had no choice but to come up with one solution that may be our best and only option to save Debate.org. We must ban everyone.

Since every single one of us has contributed to this chain of dominoes that is now collapsing upon us, it is only just that every single one of us pays the price. Because we have all indirectly led to this series of controversies, all of us deserve to go down with the very monster we have created.

Allow me to elaborate. RoyLatham should be banned for helping us realize just how stupid everyone else is, leading to this downfall. FREEDO should be banned for creating a bureaucracy that has led to a suspicion of the DDO Elite (which does not exist), spiraling people into chaos. Even airmax1227 himself has reason to be banned, because let's face it: he should have run for re-election and none of this will ever happen.

Don't you dare tell me there's another solution. Don't anyone dare suggest that we all put our shirts on and stop worrying about the idiots that bother us from miles and miles away. Don't a single person dare excuse their self and say that they don't deserve to be banned because they have done nothing wrong, for we are all at fault.

A friend of mine on this site once explained to me that confirmation bias could not be beaten. Now more than ever, this has proven to be true. As long as we have bias against each other, we cannot stand united, and we cannot go all our lives without committing a bannable offense. As long as we are acquainted with each other, we cannot exist DDO without creating a scandal; without creating a controversy. As long as we are human, we cannot live a life where we could even fathom to come up with the most rational solution to any problem: just letting it go.

And so, goodbye, all my friends. It was a wild ride, and a surefire fun time. But after all, the only song that doesn't end is The Song That Never Ends, and that song is annoying as all hell. God bless you, and when the banhammer hits you, may it strike quickly and painlessly.

Kfc.

This was quite funny :)
"That's what people do. They breed, and then their children breed, and then their children do it, and their children do it. But, have you ever asked why we do it?" - Jim 'Metamorphhh' Crawford

"There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but to be overcome; to be got over." - Arthur Schopenhauer

"It's like building a broken building, repairing it and then saying that now I have value in doing so...but it didn't need to be broken in the first place." -Gary 'Inmendham' Mosher
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1/14/2014 9:00:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...

He's not Qopel.
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MassiveDump
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1/14/2014 9:00:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 8:58:30 PM, imabench wrote:
At 1/14/2014 8:17:23 PM, MassiveDump wrote:

a hoard of typical white girls acting like they're intellectual revolutionaries.

Say no more, I'll get the condoms!

Oh, you xD
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1/14/2014 9:02:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:00:14 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...

He's Qopel.

You heard it from airmax first.
#UnbanTheMadman

#StandWithBossy

#BetOnThett

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1/14/2014 9:03:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:02:26 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:00:14 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...

He's Qopel.

You heard it from airmax first.

Don't be absurd.

STALIN is not Qopel.
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MassiveDump
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1/14/2014 9:03:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:02:26 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:00:14 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...

He's Qopel.

You heard it from airmax first.

I read this before I scrolled up.

Bastard, getting my hopes up.
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1/14/2014 9:06:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:03:55 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:02:26 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:00:14 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...

He's Qopel.

You heard it from airmax first.

Don't be absurd.

STALIN is not Qopel.

I was just making some good ol' tabloid satire.

Still, it's fun to believe.
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1/14/2014 9:10:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:06:34 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:03:55 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:02:26 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:00:14 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 8:53:27 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Caplox has apologized, so right now we only have the STALIN being qopel thing to worry about...

http://www.debate.org...

He's Qopel.

You heard it from airmax first.

Don't be absurd.

STALIN is not Qopel.

I was just making some good ol' tabloid satire.

Still, it's fun to believe.

Ehh, ok
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1/14/2014 9:29:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
DDO has actually improved from the hell hole August-September was.

My only complaint is that the miscellaneous section is now uninhabitable among the Elite.
Nolite Timere
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1/14/2014 9:35:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:29:51 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
DDO has actually improved from the hell hole August-September was.


My only complaint is that the miscellaneous section is now uninhabitable among the Elite.

There are the elite, but then there are the supreme.
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1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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1/14/2014 9:55:59 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

semantics
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1/14/2014 9:56:32 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:29:51 PM, xXCryptoXx wrote:
DDO has actually improved from the hell hole August-September was.


My only complaint is that the miscellaneous section is now uninhabitable among the Elite.

I recall this place being empty in August-September.
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1/14/2014 9:57:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:55:59 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

semantics

I happen to prefer semiotics.

http://24.media.tumblr.com...
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.
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1/14/2014 9:57:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

There are cool kids?
: At 5/13/2014 7:05:20 PM, Crescendo wrote:
: The difference is that the gay movement is currently pushing their will on Churches, as shown in the link to gay marriage in Denmark. Meanwhile, the Inquisition ended several centuries ago.
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1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?
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1/14/2014 10:00:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?

the cool kids
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1/14/2014 10:01:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 10:00:24 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?

the cool kids

And who are they?
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1/14/2014 10:01:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 10:01:05 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:24 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?

the cool kids

And who are they?

the cool kids
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1/14/2014 10:02:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 10:01:05 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:24 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?

the cool kids

And who are they?

/miscellaneous/
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1/14/2014 10:02:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 10:02:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:01:05 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:24 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?

the cool kids

And who are they?

/miscellaneous/

dude, name names
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1/14/2014 10:16:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/14/2014 10:02:37 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:02:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:01:05 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:24 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 1/14/2014 10:00:07 PM, YYW wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:57:17 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 1/14/2014 9:43:23 PM, Noumena wrote:
I'm having difficulty understanding why any of this matters.

It doesn't, but all the cool kids are complaining.

Who is complaining?

the cool kids

And who are they?

/miscellaneous/

dude, name names

In the past month, STALIN, Bench, Cap, Cats, me, etc.

Like I said, /miscellaneous/.
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1/14/2014 10:18:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
/miscellaneous/ forum is more f*cked up than Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus screwing Justin Bieber over a water fountain in Times Square...
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