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The Physics behind Imabench

Aleksandr
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2/19/2014 5:12:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The Physics Behind Imabench

This is the first instalment where we take a look at the the greatest debaters and see what makes them so damn good at debating.

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First off, we have I'm a motherfu*king bench with his debates.

Now let's see what he does to get those amount of votes. And remember folks, there's a lot information to take in here so buckle up your seat belts and get ready for the ride.

http://www.debate.org......

So, if you can just read some of his debates right there.

Now if i asked you what their doing, you'll probably just tell me "they're debating"

But! if we take a closer look at his debate's, You'll see that Imabench puts a bunch of dots after countering a point or when giving a point occasionally causing something so hidden that only i can find.

As you see after doing the method, his opponent's points becomes dumb after doing that.

If you know anything about emotions, then you must know about the term "Humiliation" which refers to the preference when most human shows embarrassment.

100% of normal people would suffer from this kind of emotion and would make you want to be alone thinking about it. Causing them to have less time to make up good reasons and points.

This is one of the reasons why Imabench is so succesful at winning debates.

Because he humiliates them with dots

Bam! The votes fills up on Imabenche's side because of that.

Now let's move further into his debates

Imabench is swearing.

If you know anything about being sad then you know about a phenomenon known as K"bler-Ross model.

The K"bler-Ross model shows 5 stages in grief

Denial
Anger
Bargain
Depression
Acceptance

These emotion accociates with being emo.

Emo is accociated with bullying.

Swearing is accociated with people becoming emo and bullying.

Causing certain defeat, though there are people like Roythmoo or something that can withstand the pressure of Imabench.

So why is this is so important?

Well it shows that Imabench knows physics and and now that you know physics you might be able to win debates.

Oh my, sarcasm. That will definitely hurt, sarcasm is where you say something opposite of something but you actually mean the opposite of the sarcasm. This violent technique is one of things that made him so funny that he wins.

Imabench wins by making things look dumb while making it funny

Now i think that just does it in exposing how Imabench is so good at winning debates.

Points made:

1, Imabench places dots like this- That won't work though.....That will cause financial problems - something like that with dots. This humiliates the opposing

2, he is sarcastic

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2/19/2014 5:16:06 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/19/2014 5:12:03 PM, Aleksandr wrote:

Points made:

1, Imabench places dots

2, he is sarcastic

I didnt know both of those were big secrets :P
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2/19/2014 5:18:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
IMABENCH IS SARCASTIC!?!?!?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!?!? I NEVER HAD EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HINT THAT OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS LEADER, IMAmuthafvckingBENCH COULD BE EVEN SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC!!!! HE'S A PILLAR OF VIRTUE WITHIN OUR SOCIETY!! HOW DARE YOU SLANDER HIS GOOD NAME!!!
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