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3/12/2014 10:12:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Oh disciples of DDO, I bear thee this omen! I, a mere bench of the people, believith that the God of DDO beith incensed at our lack of faith and devotion, and hath been ringing the chains of his power onto DDO as a warning, for if we do not changith our wicked ways, he shall destroyeth DDO in a great flood!!!

Recently, we have been seeing these 'warning signs' on DDO that tell us of how the 'memory is full', which are signs that DDO is approaching a point where doom is imminent! However, these warnings have only been very recent have they not? Members of this site for the past 3-4-5 years or so have NEVA seen these warnings up until recently.... Yet now we are seeing them almost regularly! Why?

I have havith a vision that explainith why we are seeing these warnings. The God of DDO, the mystic and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR is upset over the lack of sacrifice we have presented to him! In the olden days. the mighty banhammer would come down on people on a regular basis, and this blood sacrifice would appease the great ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR for some time. These bannings though often were just directed towards multi's of askbob and/or Rationalmadman, and now that both of them have ceased trying to come to the site (as much as they used to) the mighty banhammer hath comith down far less.... As a result, the almighty and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR has not received his adequate tribute, and is on the verge of wiping out all of DDO as we knowith!!!!!

Therefore, I propose that for the sake of DDO we should BAN a member every time we receive a warning message stating that the 'memory is full', since it is clearly the only way to win back the favor of the omnipotent ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR!

All those in favor say 'HEAR HEAR' in bold! (and if you want you can also recommend who should beith the first person to sacrificially ban to ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR)
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3/12/2014 10:17:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Hear, hear

May the greatest debaters on the site be the first sacrifices, as they have served their purpose!
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3/12/2014 10:26:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
But sir Imabench, if we could just offer up good debates as tribute instead of garbage like whether rocks are living it whether Obama is Jesus we would not havith to sacrifice anyone!

Naaaah SACRIFICE THE NOOBS! HEAR HEAR!
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3/12/2014 10:31:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
hear, hear

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3/12/2014 11:17:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
We've angered the Capital of Mongolia? lol...
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3/12/2014 11:19:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/12/2014 11:17:01 PM, bsh1 wrote:
We've angered the Capital of Mongolia? lol...

Well I needed a funny sounding word and ulanbaatar was the first that came up :P
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3/12/2014 11:20:32 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/12/2014 11:19:26 PM, imabench wrote:
At 3/12/2014 11:17:01 PM, bsh1 wrote:
We've angered the Capital of Mongolia? lol...

Well I needed a funny sounding word and ulanbaatar was the first that came up :P

I applaud your creativity, Sir Bench the Great Defender of the DDO God!
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3/12/2014 11:27:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
"HEAR HEAR!"

Starting with the noobs!
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3/12/2014 11:33:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/12/2014 10:12:40 PM, imabench wrote:
Oh disciples of DDO, I bear thee this omen! I, a mere bench of the people, believith that the God of DDO beith incensed at our lack of faith and devotion, and hath been ringing the chains of his power onto DDO as a warning, for if we do not changith our wicked ways, he shall destroyeth DDO in a great flood!!!

Recently, we have been seeing these 'warning signs' on DDO that tell us of how the 'memory is full', which are signs that DDO is approaching a point where doom is imminent! However, these warnings have only been very recent have they not? Members of this site for the past 3-4-5 years or so have NEVA seen these warnings up until recently.... Yet now we are seeing them almost regularly! Why?

I have havith a vision that explainith why we are seeing these warnings. The God of DDO, the mystic and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR is upset over the lack of sacrifice we have presented to him! In the olden days. the mighty banhammer would come down on people on a regular basis, and this blood sacrifice would appease the great ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR for some time. These bannings though often were just directed towards multi's of askbob and/or Rationalmadman, and now that both of them have ceased trying to come to the site (as much as they used to) the mighty banhammer hath comith down far less.... As a result, the almighty and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR has not received his adequate tribute, and is on the verge of wiping out all of DDO as we knowith!!!!!

Therefore, I propose that for the sake of DDO we should BAN a member every time we receive a warning message stating that the 'memory is full', since it is clearly the only way to win back the favor of the omnipotent ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR!

All those in favor say 'HEAR HEAR' in bold! (and if you want you can also recommend who should beith the first person to sacrificially ban to ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR)

Here comes the Elite.
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3/13/2014 2:57:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/12/2014 10:12:40 PM, imabench wrote:
Oh disciples of DDO, I bear thee this omen! I, a mere bench of the people, believith that the God of DDO beith incensed at our lack of faith and devotion, and hath been ringing the chains of his power onto DDO as a warning, for if we do not changith our wicked ways, he shall destroyeth DDO in a great flood!!!

Recently, we have been seeing these 'warning signs' on DDO that tell us of how the 'memory is full', which are signs that DDO is approaching a point where doom is imminent! However, these warnings have only been very recent have they not? Members of this site for the past 3-4-5 years or so have NEVA seen these warnings up until recently.... Yet now we are seeing them almost regularly! Why?

I have havith a vision that explainith why we are seeing these warnings. The God of DDO, the mystic and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR is upset over the lack of sacrifice we have presented to him! In the olden days. the mighty banhammer would come down on people on a regular basis, and this blood sacrifice would appease the great ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR for some time. These bannings though often were just directed towards multi's of askbob and/or Rationalmadman, and now that both of them have ceased trying to come to the site (as much as they used to) the mighty banhammer hath comith down far less.... As a result, the almighty and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR has not received his adequate tribute, and is on the verge of wiping out all of DDO as we knowith!!!!!

Therefore, I propose that for the sake of DDO we should BAN a member every time we receive a warning message stating that the 'memory is full', since it is clearly the only way to win back the favor of the omnipotent ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR!

All those in favor say 'HEAR HEAR' in bold! (and if you want you can also recommend who should beith the first person to sacrificially ban to ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR)

We've only just sacrificed Caploxion, didn't that make Ula-an-ba-a-tor happy?!
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3/13/2014 10:29:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 2:57:29 AM, orangemayhem wrote:
At 3/12/2014 10:12:40 PM, imabench wrote:
Oh disciples of DDO, I bear thee this omen! I, a mere bench of the people, believith that the God of DDO beith incensed at our lack of faith and devotion, and hath been ringing the chains of his power onto DDO as a warning, for if we do not changith our wicked ways, he shall destroyeth DDO in a great flood!!!

Recently, we have been seeing these 'warning signs' on DDO that tell us of how the 'memory is full', which are signs that DDO is approaching a point where doom is imminent! However, these warnings have only been very recent have they not? Members of this site for the past 3-4-5 years or so have NEVA seen these warnings up until recently.... Yet now we are seeing them almost regularly! Why?

I have havith a vision that explainith why we are seeing these warnings. The God of DDO, the mystic and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR is upset over the lack of sacrifice we have presented to him! In the olden days. the mighty banhammer would come down on people on a regular basis, and this blood sacrifice would appease the great ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR for some time. These bannings though often were just directed towards multi's of askbob and/or Rationalmadman, and now that both of them have ceased trying to come to the site (as much as they used to) the mighty banhammer hath comith down far less.... As a result, the almighty and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR has not received his adequate tribute, and is on the verge of wiping out all of DDO as we knowith!!!!!

Therefore, I propose that for the sake of DDO we should BAN a member every time we receive a warning message stating that the 'memory is full', since it is clearly the only way to win back the favor of the omnipotent ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR!

All those in favor say 'HEAR HEAR' in bold! (and if you want you can also recommend who should beith the first person to sacrificially ban to ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR)

We've only just sacrificed Caploxion, didn't that make Ula-an-ba-a-tor happy?!

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Possible multi. We have not yet banned her.
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3/13/2014 10:52:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 2:57:29 AM, orangemayhem wrote:

We've only just sacrificed Caploxion, didn't that make Ula-an-ba-a-tor happy?!

Nay, she has returneth in a new form.
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3/13/2014 10:56:30 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Hear hear
I vote imabench for sacrifice, as we need a virgin, and our great god has a liking for him. It will appease him greatly.
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3/13/2014 11:05:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I agree to dissagree to the agreeing disagreer
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3/13/2014 11:07:22 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/12/2014 10:12:40 PM, imabench wrote:
Oh disciples of DDO, I bear thee this omen! I, a mere bench of the people, believith that the God of DDO beith incensed at our lack of faith and devotion, and hath been ringing the chains of his power onto DDO as a warning, for if we do not changith our wicked ways, he shall destroyeth DDO in a great flood!!!

Recently, we have been seeing these 'warning signs' on DDO that tell us of how the 'memory is full', which are signs that DDO is approaching a point where doom is imminent! However, these warnings have only been very recent have they not? Members of this site for the past 3-4-5 years or so have NEVA seen these warnings up until recently.... Yet now we are seeing them almost regularly! Why?

I have havith a vision that explainith why we are seeing these warnings. The God of DDO, the mystic and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR is upset over the lack of sacrifice we have presented to him! In the olden days. the mighty banhammer would come down on people on a regular basis, and this blood sacrifice would appease the great ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR for some time. These bannings though often were just directed towards multi's of askbob and/or Rationalmadman, and now that both of them have ceased trying to come to the site (as much as they used to) the mighty banhammer hath comith down far less.... As a result, the almighty and all powerful ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR has not received his adequate tribute, and is on the verge of wiping out all of DDO as we knowith!!!!!

Therefore, I propose that for the sake of DDO we should BAN a member every time we receive a warning message stating that the 'memory is full', since it is clearly the only way to win back the favor of the omnipotent ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR!

All those in favor say 'HEAR HEAR' in bold! (and if you want you can also recommend who should beith the first person to sacrificially ban to ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR)

How about Imabench sacrifice himself? He'd be a worthy sacrifice to ULA-AN-BA-A-TOR.
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3/13/2014 11:16:28 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 10:56:30 AM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Hear hear
I vote imabench for sacrifice, as we need a virgin, and our great god has a liking for him. It will appease him greatly.

If we sacrificed virgins then we'd end up sacrificing the entire site, we need some stricter standards.
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3/13/2014 11:28:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Post number 7000 for this forum!
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3/13/2014 12:14:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 11:28:02 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Post number 7000 for this forum!

theres way over 7000 posts in this forum, youre looking at the number of topics.
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3/13/2014 1:39:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 11:16:28 AM, imabench wrote:
At 3/13/2014 10:56:30 AM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Hear hear
I vote imabench for sacrifice, as we need a virgin, and our great god has a liking for him. It will appease him greatly.

If we sacrificed virgins then we'd end up sacrificing the entire site, we need some stricter standards.

Wouldn't sacrifice me ;)
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3/13/2014 1:40:59 PM
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At 3/13/2014 1:39:34 PM, tylergraham95 wrote:
At 3/13/2014 11:16:28 AM, imabench wrote:
At 3/13/2014 10:56:30 AM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Hear hear
I vote imabench for sacrifice, as we need a virgin, and our great god has a liking for him. It will appease him greatly.

If we sacrificed virgins then we'd end up sacrificing the entire site, we need some stricter standards.

Wouldn't sacrifice me ;)

Or Thett. If memory serves, he once told an anecdote about his very first debate on this website really being used to take a girl to pound town.
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3/13/2014 1:46:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Then we wouldn't sacrifice WSA either... maybe.

we might just sacrifice people for the heck of it.
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3/13/2014 1:58:04 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 11:28:02 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Post number 7000 for this forum!

Lol there's like 20 posts for this forum...
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3/13/2014 2:10:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 1:52:59 AM, Mikal wrote:
At 3/12/2014 11:27:10 PM, dtaylor971 wrote:
"HEAR HEAR!"

Starting with the boobs!
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3/13/2014 2:10:51 PM
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At 3/13/2014 1:55:40 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
I volunteer as tribute.

There we have it, folks! A tribute, Peeta Mellark, from District 12!
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3/13/2014 2:18:39 PM
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At 3/13/2014 2:10:51 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 3/13/2014 1:55:40 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
I volunteer as tribute.

There we have it, folks! A tribute, Peeta Mellark, from District 12!

I guess that would work if it was the second book, yeah.
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3/13/2014 3:25:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 1:58:04 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
At 3/13/2014 11:28:02 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Post number 7000 for this forum!

Lol there's like 20 posts for this forum...

No this is a thread.
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3/13/2014 4:59:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 3:25:20 PM, lannan13 wrote:
At 3/13/2014 1:58:04 PM, LuckyStars wrote:
At 3/13/2014 11:28:02 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Post number 7000 for this forum!

Lol there's like 20 posts for this forum...

No this is a thread.

I see no strands of threads here.
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