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The DDO Holy Bible

Pitbull15
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3/14/2014 2:55:48 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
The title says it all. Who wants to start with the first verse?
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MassiveDump
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3/14/2014 8:25:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Origins: The First Book of MassiveDump
Chapter One

1 In the beginning, there was only KFC. 2 There was not yet Debate.org, 3 But KFC was love, and KFC was life.

4 Then Juggle said, "let there be debates," and there were debates, and Juggle saw that it was good. 5 On the second day, Juggle said, "let there be people who can enjoy these debates; who can compete against each other for the first time in a civilized manner." Juggle saw what it had made, and Juggle said it was good. 6 On the second day, Juggle said, "let there be opinions, so that people don't have to be intellectually strong in order to have fun talking about their beliefs." Juggle saw what it had made, and Juggle said it was good, and everyone else took Juggle's word for it, I guess.

7 Four more days went by. 8 In those days, forums were created, the layout was blue and simple, and people were happy. 9 But Juggle was not a good God. 10 In order for peace to remain, the people chose a new God. 11 And his name was Airmax, 12. And the people loved him dearly.

13 It was here when the people realized that the people's words must forever be heard. 14 Therefore, seven prophets were chosen to remind us of the truths of DDO, 15 And the first prophet's name was Koopin.
16 Koopin hopped up on a rock and said, "KFC is love; KFC is life." 17 This was the first word of the seven prophets, and the people were filled with great joy.
Mikal
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3/14/2014 8:52:10 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/14/2014 2:55:48 AM, Pitbull15 wrote:
The title says it all. Who wants to start with the first verse?

1: In the beginning God created DDC, then juggle bought out God and made DDO.
YYW
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3/14/2014 11:55:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
This thread, the concept behind it, the potential posts which could possibly follow it, and the purpose of it and the meaning of that purpose are, on a most basic level, stupid.
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GodChoosesLife
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3/14/2014 12:07:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/14/2014 2:55:48 AM, Pitbull15 wrote:
The title says it all. Who wants to start with the first verse?

Um, quick question.. Is this supposed to be like a joke or something? Or what? Elaborate please :)
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
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OtakuJordan
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3/14/2014 12:11:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/14/2014 11:55:43 AM, YYW wrote:
This thread, the concept behind it, the potential posts which could possibly follow it, and the purpose of it and the meaning of that purpose are, on a most basic level, stupid.

Humor is stupid?
"Most of the coldness in the world is actually just people teaching lessons about the coldness in the world. And it does not remove blame from the people cranking the AC." -Ore_Ele

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MassiveDump
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3/14/2014 10:28:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/14/2014 11:55:43 AM, YYW wrote:
This thread, the concept behind it, the potential posts which could possibly follow it, and the purpose of it and the meaning of that purpose are, on a most basic level, stupid.

Now I just feel like an @ss for participating...

Still, sig'd.