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The Secret Way to Verify Your Account

YYW
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3/28/2014 6:54:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Are you a new member? Are you tired of not being able to vote on debates because you don't have a cell phone? Would you like to be an active part of the forum community?

If you answered "YES!" to any of the above questions, then I have a solution for you! Let me introduce you to the secret way to verify your account!

The procedure is simple enough:

First, you must perform a rain dance. The rain dance demonstrates your commitment to the community and your willingness to do what is in the community's best interest. Whether we need rain or not, you must perform the rain dance. Wikipedia, the great source, says that "among the most well known examples of rainmaking rituals are North American rain dances, historically performed by many Native American tribes, particularly in the Southwestern United States. Some of these traditions have survived to the present day." But, any rain dance will do. See the first video for further instruction.

Secondly, you must smoke the peace pipe to commence your initiation, as a show of good faith in your active participation in the forum community. Failing to smoke the peace pipe is an affront to community unity and all of the community's members. A peace pipe, says Wikipedia, the great source, is "a ceremonial smoking pipe used by some indigenous American nations. Traditionally it has been smoked to seal a covenant or treaty, or to offer prayers in a religious ceremony." See the second video for an example of an acceptable peace pipe.

Thirdly, you must beat on the tribal drum of your own making. The drum must be presented to the elders for acceptance and review, that they may decide whether you are a worthy member of the community. You will be judged by the quality of drum you make. Wikipedia, the great source, tells us that tribal drums are "of great influence and importance... Different tribes have different traditions about their drums and how to play them. For larger dance or powwow type drums, the basic construction is very similar in most tribes: a wooden frame or a carved and hollowed-out log, with rawhide buckskin or elk skin stretched out across the opening by sinew thongs. Traditionally American Indian drums are large, two to three feet in diameter, and they are played communally by groups of singers who sit around them in a circle. For smaller single-sided hand drums, a thinner frame or shell is used, and a rawhide surface is strung onto only one side, with lacing across the other. Other types include two basic styles of water drums: the Iroquois type and the Yaqui type." Any type drum will suffice, but the drum's symbolic value cannot be overstated. It must be drum-like, and make a sonorous noise that all may hear. Failure to present an adequate drum will result in permanent denial of voting privileges, because the elders will determine that you are incapable of making a valuable contribution to the community. See the third video for examples of acceptable drum music.
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TUF
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3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
YYW
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3/28/2014 7:01:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Argh!!! You have angered the Great Source! It won't be long before it starts asking for more donations!

Quick. We must smudge the white sage to avoid angering the great source further!

https://www.youtube.com...
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TUF
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3/28/2014 7:06:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:01:58 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Argh!!! You have angered the Great Source! It won't be long before it starts asking for more donations!

Quick. We must smudge the white sage to avoid angering the great source further!

https://www.youtube.com...

I think it's working!
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
YYW
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3/28/2014 7:07:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:06:07 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:01:58 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Argh!!! You have angered the Great Source! It won't be long before it starts asking for more donations!

Quick. We must smudge the white sage to avoid angering the great source further!

https://www.youtube.com...

I think it's working!

Thank goodness. If we didn't appease the Great Source, this might happen:

http://i.huffpost.com...
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TUF
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3/28/2014 7:11:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:07:29 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:06:07 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:01:58 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Argh!!! You have angered the Great Source! It won't be long before it starts asking for more donations!

Quick. We must smudge the white sage to avoid angering the great source further!

https://www.youtube.com...

I think it's working!

Thank goodness. If we didn't appease the Great Source, this might happen:

http://i.huffpost.com...

wikipedia will give us a lecture about internet censhorship?
"I've got to go and grab a shirt" ~ Airmax1227
YYW
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3/28/2014 7:11:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:11:01 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:07:29 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:06:07 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:01:58 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Argh!!! You have angered the Great Source! It won't be long before it starts asking for more donations!

Quick. We must smudge the white sage to avoid angering the great source further!

https://www.youtube.com...

I think it's working!

Thank goodness. If we didn't appease the Great Source, this might happen:

http://i.huffpost.com...

wikipedia will give us a lecture about internet censhorship?

Yes. The horror!
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SPENCERJOYAGE14
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3/28/2014 7:13:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Da fuk? I thought this was real!
I'm so fancy, you already know.
YYW
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3/28/2014 7:19:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:13:28 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Da fuk? I thought this was real!

lol think of the peace pipe, the rain dance and the drum as metaphors.
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3/28/2014 7:20:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:19:12 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:13:28 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Da fuk? I thought this was real!

lol think of the peace pipe, the rain dance and the drum as metaphors.

Oh, I mean, I still think this could work. Humph.
I'm so fancy, you already know.
YYW
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3/28/2014 7:27:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:20:41 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:19:12 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:13:28 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Da fuk? I thought this was real!

lol think of the peace pipe, the rain dance and the drum as metaphors.

Oh, I mean, I still think this could work. Humph.

lol no
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3/28/2014 7:34:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:27:21 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:20:41 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:19:12 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:13:28 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Da fuk? I thought this was real!

lol think of the peace pipe, the rain dance and the drum as metaphors.

Oh, I mean, I still think this could work. Humph.

lol no

You should check your messages.
I'm so fancy, you already know.
YYW
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3/28/2014 7:35:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 7:34:10 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:27:21 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:20:41 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:19:12 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 7:13:28 PM, SPENCERJOYAGE14 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Da fuk? I thought this was real!

lol think of the peace pipe, the rain dance and the drum as metaphors.

Oh, I mean, I still think this could work. Humph.

lol no

You should check your messages.

Yup.
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sadolite
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3/28/2014 8:52:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Huh, worked for me
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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3/28/2014 9:09:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 8:52:36 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Huh, worked for me

Maybe I did the river dance wrong
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3/28/2014 9:11:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 9:09:37 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 8:52:36 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Huh, worked for me

Maybe I did the river dance wrong

Well, no wonder, it's the 'Rain Dance', not the 'River Dance'
#FeeltheFreezerBern
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3/28/2014 9:46:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Well, I think I just flooded Southeast Queensland with that rain dance...

http://www.couriermail.com.au...
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3/28/2014 10:30:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 9:46:15 PM, dtaylor971 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Well, I think I just flooded Southeast Queensland with that rain dance...

http://www.couriermail.com.au...

Was it worth it?
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3/29/2014 7:34:26 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 9:11:57 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 3/28/2014 9:09:37 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 8:52:36 PM, sadolite wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:59:24 PM, TUF wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Too late. I just tried all of them, and I still can't vote :(

Huh, worked for me

Maybe I did the river dance wrong

Well, no wonder, it's the 'Rain Dance', not the 'River Dance'

Yep, that has to be it. Try again
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

If liberal democrats would just stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90%
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4/14/2014 8:36:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/28/2014 10:30:15 PM, YYW wrote:
At 3/28/2014 9:46:15 PM, dtaylor971 wrote:
At 3/28/2014 6:56:22 PM, YYW wrote:
Hint: this is a troll thread. Do not actually do any of these things.

Well, I think I just flooded Southeast Queensland with that rain dance...

http://www.couriermail.com.au...

Was it worth it?

If he can vote then it was worth it
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