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4/2/2014 7:22:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The DDO Chronicles Episode 1

The Dark Ages

Twas a stormy night in the secluded town of DDO. A dark blanket wrapped around the city, and strips of lighting could be seen flashing in the sky. Rain drops fell to the earth like tears, the gloomy feeling could be felt all around the city. The city of DDO was long remembered as a city of enlightenment. Many people often visited in the hopes of obtaining information or to simply be apart of some of the best discussions in the world. The City was run by a council called Juggle. They were found far off in the north, and seldom spoke to the towns people. They were responsible for the trade, food, and even the technology in the town. Most people still lived in huts, and often sent pleas to the council for more modern wood houses. They were politely turned down time and time again. People were beginning to get frustrated because of the living conditions in the city. They could not understand why the council could not just help supply them with better houses and roads. Many people started to openly protest, and every once in a while a representative of the council would come down to the town with words of encouragement and promises that the town would be made better. Then months went by with nothing being noticeably accomplished. It became vaguely annoying.

People started to become frustrated and were openly revolting. The council opened up its fences to more people and the city was flooded with a variety of new races and cultures. Even trolls were let into the city. Most people hated this race. They stood around 10 ft, and smelled horribly. You could smell them from blocks away. The trolls were even attending local meetings, and started calling people "idiots", and "btches". These terms were not acceptable in this community. People treated each other with respect. Over the next few years, the status of the city changed severely. Respect and courtesy were lost and insults and ad homs were at an all time high. People were mocking each other with all types of vulgar names and comments. Even some well respected citizens often participated in this exchange of comments.

On of the most renown people in the city was named Ima. He ran a weekly show that was watched by all of the city. He often showed trolls for what they really were and posted their remarks and statements on the air for the entire city to see. Some people loved it and others thought that even trolls deserved to be treated better than that. This was quite ironic because Ima was a half troll. He stood about 7 feet high, and was half troll and half human. He would randomly just slap himself in the face and run off in the opposite direction. Him being half troll, often led him to hating full trolls. So when they made stupid remarks at the council and meetings, Ima would often blurt out comments like "idiot" and "moron" right back to them.

Eventually the city wide plague of vulgarity and insults was to much for the council to handle. They sent the overseer of the community to fix the problem. This was less of the council and more to do with the overseers desire to purge the city of vulgar insults. He believed that everybody should be treated with equal respect.

Ima had be cast out of the city for around a week earlier for getting into a fight with another troll that threatened to hurt him. Both were cast out and both tried their best to be nice for a while afterwards. Ima still could not stop himself. He hated trolls so much that it eventually let to a confrontation with the overseer. Most people Often called him Max.

Max was a short guy, and his black spiked hair was almost as sharp as the sword he carried. He wore glasses and his face was adorned with battle scars from fighting multiple trolls. He adorned a single weapon. It was a long sword with the name justice engraved on the blade. The hilt was as black as night, while the silver of the sword gleamed with a hint of light. It was a yinyang blade. It possessed the power of truth and justice, but with that power came a darkness. Max was also the best fighter in the entire city, it was a birth right. He was from the clan of Mods. They had a natural speed and strength that others could never gain, even with years of training.

Max finally confronted Ima about his attitude, and Ima refused to back down from his remarks. Claiming that people "were idiots", and that some deserved to be told so and that they needed to be stopped. This led to a lot of yelling and both drew their weapons.

Just at that time a random troll was walking by, Ima with a smirk took his club and smashed the troll upside the face. Blood flew everywhere and the troll fell to the ground unconscious.

Max could not take it anymore and raised his sword and took a swing at Ima. Ima managed to parry the blow and punched max in the stomach. Max hunched over but managed to elbow ima in the face in as he was bending over. Ima squealed in pain. Before Ima knew what happened, a foot had hit him directly in the chest and he was sent flying through a straw house behind him. Max was no longer playing. Ima swung over and over but none of his blows could land on Max. Max was dodging and weaving all of the swings and strikes, and by the 7th swing Ima was getting tired. On the 8th swing, Max just grabbed the club in mid air and punched ima in the face. He fell limp to the ground. Max was getting ready to drag him out of the city. Just at that instant Ima lunged with an upper cut and hit max on the chin. He then slammed his club into Maxs neck and sent max sprawling over the floor. Max got back up slowly and had a evil glare in his eyes. The hilt of his sword grew ever so darker. Before Ima knew what happened, max was on him. It was as if he teleported in front of him. The blade max carried was sticking out imas chest. He had been pierced through. Blood gushed everywhere and Ima fell to the ground. Max drug him to the gates and left his body on the outskirts of the wall.

He walked off saying

"maybe now, you will learn respect"

Ima gasped for breath and his eyes looked up to the sky. Everything went black.
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4/2/2014 9:02:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Some of the villagers were slowly selected and executed, so 'they' say...
To bad I can't have all caps...
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4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)
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4/2/2014 9:51:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 7:22:16 PM, Mikal wrote:
The DDO Chronicles Episode 1

The Dark Ages

Twas a stormy night in the secluded town of DDO. A dark blanket wrapped around the city, and strips of lighting could be seen flashing in the sky. Rain drops fell to the earth like tears, the gloomy feeling could be felt all around the city. The city of DDO was long remembered as a city of enlightenment. Many people often visited in the hopes of obtaining information or to simply be apart of some of the best discussions in the world. The City was run by a council called Juggle. They were found far off in the north, and seldom spoke to the towns people. They were responsible for the trade, food, and even the technology in the town. Most people still lived in huts, and often sent pleas to the council for more modern wood houses. They were politely turned down time and time again. People were beginning to get frustrated because of the living conditions in the city. They could not understand why the council could not just help supply them with better houses and roads. Many people started to openly protest, and every once in a while a representative of the council would come down to the town with words of encouragement and promises that the town would be made better. Then months went by with nothing being noticeably accomplished. It became vaguely annoying.

People started to become frustrated and were openly revolting. The council opened up its fences to more people and the city was flooded with a variety of new races and cultures. Even trolls were let into the city. Most people hated this race. They stood around 10 ft, and smelled horribly. You could smell them from blocks away. The trolls were even attending local meetings, and started calling people "idiots", and "btches". These terms were not acceptable in this community. People treated each other with respect. Over the next few years, the status of the city changed severely. Respect and courtesy were lost and insults and ad homs were at an all time high. People were mocking each other with all types of vulgar names and comments. Even some well respected citizens often participated in this exchange of comments.

On of the most renown people in the city was named Ima. He ran a weekly show that was watched by all of the city. He often showed trolls for what they really were and posted their remarks and statements on the air for the entire city to see. Some people loved it and others thought that even trolls deserved to be treated better than that. This was quite ironic because Ima was a half troll. He stood about 7 feet high, and was half troll and half human. He would randomly just slap himself in the face and run off in the opposite direction. Him being half troll, often led him to hating full trolls. So when they made stupid remarks at the council and meetings, Ima would often blurt out comments like "idiot" and "moron" right back to them.

Eventually the city wide plague of vulgarity and insults was to much for the council to handle. They sent the overseer of the community to fix the problem. This was less of the council and more to do with the overseers desire to purge the city of vulgar insults. He believed that everybody should be treated with equal respect.

Ima had be cast out of the city for around a week earlier for getting into a fight with another troll that threatened to hurt him. Both were cast out and both tried their best to be nice for a while afterwards. Ima still could not stop himself. He hated trolls so much that it eventually let to a confrontation with the overseer. Most people Often called him Max.

Max was a short guy, and his black spiked hair was almost as sharp as the sword he carried. He wore glasses and his face was adorned with battle scars from fighting multiple trolls. He adorned a single weapon. It was a long sword with the name justice engraved on the blade. The hilt was as black as night, while the silver of the sword gleamed with a hint of light. It was a yinyang blade. It possessed the power of truth and justice, but with that power came a darkness. Max was also the best fighter in the entire city, it was a birth right. He was from the clan of Mods. They had a natural speed and strength that others could never gain, even with years of training.

Max finally confronted Ima about his attitude, and Ima refused to back down from his remarks. Claiming that people "were idiots", and that some deserved to be told so and that they needed to be stopped. This led to a lot of yelling and both drew their weapons.

Just at that time a random troll was walking by, Ima with a smirk took his club and smashed the troll upside the face. Blood flew everywhere and the troll fell to the ground unconscious.

Max could not take it anymore and raised his sword and took a swing at Ima. Ima managed to parry the blow and punched max in the stomach. Max hunched over but managed to elbow ima in the face in as he was bending over. Ima squealed in pain. Before Ima knew what happened, a foot had hit him directly in the chest and he was sent flying through a straw house behind him. Max was no longer playing. Ima swung over and over but none of his blows could land on Max. Max was dodging and weaving all of the swings and strikes, and by the 7th swing Ima was getting tired. On the 8th swing, Max just grabbed the club in mid air and punched ima in the face. He fell limp to the ground. Max was getting ready to drag him out of the city. Just at that instant Ima lunged with an upper cut and hit max on the chin. He then slammed his club into Maxs neck and sent max sprawling over the floor. Max got back up slowly and had a evil glare in his eyes. The hilt of his sword grew ever so darker. Before Ima knew what happened, max was on him. It was as if he teleported in front of him. The blade max carried was sticking out imas chest. He had been pierced through. Blood gushed everywhere and Ima fell to the ground. Max drug him to the gates and left his body on the outskirts of the wall.

He walked off saying

"maybe now, you will learn respect"

Ima gasped for breath and his eyes looked up to the sky. Everything went black.

WTF? The Jifpop09 chronicles are already taken.

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4/2/2014 9:52:48 PM
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At 4/2/2014 9:49:48 PM, Romanii wrote:
I declare ER to be the Story-Teller King.

Thanks! :-)

I was actually considering doing a version of DDO Once Upon a Time. This just seemed like an appropriate trial balloon.
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4/2/2014 11:39:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Lol! I loved it!!!! It made me chuckle (much to my roommates annoyance as he is trying to sleep.)

But, two quick corrections: thett wants YYW, and I'd be walking up the aisle.
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4/2/2014 11:41:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Glorious! Don't worry, I won't go back on my promise to include you in my next fanfiction which should be coming up soon
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"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

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4/2/2014 11:42:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:39:23 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Lol! I loved it!!!! It made me chuckle (much to my roommates annoyance as he is trying to sleep.)

But, two quick corrections: thett wants YYW, and I'd be walking up the aisle.

Thanks!

But no no no. What thett said was deliberate. Don't worry. :-)

Oh...shoot. He was supposed to say it, though, not think it. XD

Well, ten minutes. Whoops.
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4/2/2014 11:43:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:42:11 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:39:23 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Lol! I loved it!!!! It made me chuckle (much to my roommates annoyance as he is trying to sleep.)

But, two quick corrections: thett wants YYW, and I'd be walking up the aisle.

Thanks!

But no no no. What thett said was deliberate. Don't worry. :-)

Oh...shoot. He was supposed to say it, though, not think it. XD

Well, ten minutes. Whoops.

This is a bit incoherent...just sayin'
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4/2/2014 11:44:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:43:27 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:42:11 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:39:23 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Lol! I loved it!!!! It made me chuckle (much to my roommates annoyance as he is trying to sleep.)

But, two quick corrections: thett wants YYW, and I'd be walking up the aisle.

Thanks!

But no no no. What thett said was deliberate. Don't worry. :-)

Oh...shoot. He was supposed to say it, though, not think it. XD

Well, ten minutes. Whoops.

This is a bit incoherent...just sayin'

LET ME CREATE A DEVIOUS CHARACTER
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4/2/2014 11:44:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:41:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Glorious! Don't worry, I won't go back on my promise to include you in my next fanfiction which should be coming up soon

<3
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4/2/2014 11:51:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:44:38 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:41:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Glorious! Don't worry, I won't go back on my promise to include you in my next fanfiction which should be coming up soon

<3

I love it, and I want to see chapter 2!!!!!!!!
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4/2/2014 11:52:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:51:22 PM, YYW wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:44:38 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:41:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Glorious! Don't worry, I won't go back on my promise to include you in my next fanfiction which should be coming up soon

<3

I love it, and I want to see chapter 2!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2 will come out eventually. I'm aiming for Friday.
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4/3/2014 12:07:06 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/2/2014 11:52:27 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:51:22 PM, YYW wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:44:38 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 4/2/2014 11:41:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/2/2014 9:36:17 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Chapter 1:

It was a glorious day in the magical kingdom of DDO. YYW and bsh1 were set to be married.

The ceremony attracted members of the kingdom from far and wide. Hundreds of seats were filled. A special section had been set aside for the veteran members of the kingdom. The king, TUF, had the most splendid seat of all. His chair was made from the finest oak in the kingdom and was lavishly adorned with enough gold and scarlet to comprise the entire house of Gryffindor.

On either side of TUF sat RoyLatham and Mikal. Other veterans and famous members slowly began filling in, followed by the newer and lesser-known members. SeventhProfessor walked in, followed by Bubba, who was escorted back out.

Of all the prominent members in the kingdom, Imabench and Airmax were the only ones missing.

"Where are they?" Jonbonbon whispered to kbub. Kbub shrugged.

"Maybe they're getting married, too," Thett skulked. Bullish patted Thett consolingly.

The hordes of trolls entered the room and began taking seats as well. Many of the older members eyed them wearily. Mikal cast a suspicious eye on a pair of trolls who were whispering to each other. Bluesteel grabbed Mikal's arm and shook his head.

Romanii nudged Daytonanerd and pointed at Zarroette, who was arguing with CP. XxCryptoXx rolled his eyes at the spectacle.

Then the music began, and a heavy silence draped over the room. GCL played sweetly and flawlessly, and when the cue came, YYW stepped onto the red carpet.

Bsh1, already at the altar, fought the urge to turn. He had to compose himself. Inhale. Exhale.

YYW felt a smile cross his face as he approached his beloved. At long last, the moment had arrived! The music was far too slow for his liking. It took a century to reach bsh1. But somehow, somehow, he did. The piano ceased, and again, all was silent.

The minister looked up. There was something familiar about the way he stood, the gleam in his eye. YYW frowned.

"Imabench?" He asked.

At that moment, Krazzy rose from the crowd.

"Imabench!" He hollered. "Duke of the trolls! Prepare yourself!" Before he could move, however, Ore_Ele descended and escorted Krazzy from the room. Imabench bowed low.

"That Krazzy is a..." And to the shock of most people (or none) present, Imabench went on to recite a string of vulgarities and personal attacks so rich in detail that to post them here would cause any reader to throw themselves off the nearest bridge.

Suddenly the sky grew dark. Lightning flashed outside the windows. The king and all the other guests looked around in fear. Zaradi stood.

"It's the Evil Queen!' He shouted.

The doors were blasted from their hinges as Airmax entered, eyes blazing. His stern gaze passed over YYW and bsh1 and settled on Imabench.

"Imabench!" He spoke in a powerful voice that commanded respect. Even King TUF felt apprehension at the authority Airmax wielded. "Your actions will not be tolerated!"

"Yeah!" Bubba shouted, having somehow regained entry. Imabench turned to Bubba and proceeded to call him a series of hateful names. Thunder crashed again.

"Did you not hear me?" Airmax demanded. Imabench turned toward him scornfully.

"I did. I chose to ignore you because what you said was stupid. I will continue to do what I do. I have the freedom. I have the right! Trolling makes me happy."

Airmax's eyes narrowed.

"Then I will destroy your happiness," he vowed. "If it's the last thing I do."

A dark mist settled over the room, and when it lifted, Imabench was gone, as well as several other members of the kingdom. The survivors stared at Airmax in horror. Airmax looked at each of them.

"No more," he thundered, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

It took a while for the crowd to regain composure. King TUF stepped forward and tried calming the citizens. Thett looked wistfully after Airmax.

"Too bad he didn't ban YYW," Thett thought. "Then bsh1 would be mine."

With no one to officiate the marriage, the ceremony was delayed until further notice.

"I apologize!" TUF shouted to the crowd. "But please, go back to your homes! Everything is fine!"

The crowd looked like it wanted to argue, but Mikal, Bluesteel, Khaos, and RoyLatham were formidable obstacles. So, grumbling, the crowd dispersed.

"It's too bad," YYW said to bsh1. "But I have a nice room we can go to."

"I'd like that," bsh1 said. Smiling, the pair sauntered off.

End of chapter 1.

(See? I can tell stories too. It isn't hard.)

Glorious! Don't worry, I won't go back on my promise to include you in my next fanfiction which should be coming up soon

<3

I love it, and I want to see chapter 2!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2 will come out eventually. I'm aiming for Friday.

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4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM
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You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.
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4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!
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4/3/2014 12:28:41 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

Yes, both get their 5 chapters done in advanced an just do one chapter a round. Heck, I'm not much of a writer but Id be willing to have a go at trying that (though my story would not be the current events).
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4/3/2014 12:30:28 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:28:41 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

Yes, both get their 5 chapters done in advanced an just do one chapter a round. Heck, I'm not much of a writer but Id be willing to have a go at trying that (though my story would not be the current events).

I love it. What kind of plot would you be interested in?
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4/3/2014 12:36:55 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:30:28 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:28:41 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

Yes, both get their 5 chapters done in advanced an just do one chapter a round. Heck, I'm not much of a writer but Id be willing to have a go at trying that (though my story would not be the current events).

I love it. What kind of plot would you be interested in?

I'm thinking for mine either the AnCap Xodus or the unveiling of th open going system and the drama from members seeing all the blatant votebombers.

Give a little taste of the history.
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4/3/2014 12:40:24 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

I suck balls at writing. DK would be way better suited for the idea. i just like to type stuff in a metaphor when I get bored to present an idea
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4/3/2014 12:47:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:40:24 AM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

I suck balls at writing.

Don't tempt YYW. Sorry!!! I couldn't help it, it was right there just begging to be touched!

DK would be way better suited for the idea. i just like to type stuff in a metaphor when I get bored to present an idea

Okay, on a more proper note. Your previous example would suggest that you are quite skilled at writing.
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4/3/2014 12:47:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:36:55 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:30:28 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:28:41 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

Yes, both get their 5 chapters done in advanced an just do one chapter a round. Heck, I'm not much of a writer but Id be willing to have a go at trying that (though my story would not be the current events).

I love it. What kind of plot would you be interested in?

I'm thinking for mine either the AnCap Xodus or the unveiling of th open going system and the drama from members seeing all the blatant votebombers.

Give a little taste of the history.

I'd definitely read and vote on that.
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4/3/2014 7:42:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

I think this would be fantastic!

It's sort of happening, as I'm in the DDOlympics for storytelling. So is DK, for that matter. Mikal was, but he withdrew.
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4/3/2014 7:43:39 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/3/2014 12:36:55 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:30:28 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:28:41 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:14:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 4/3/2014 12:10:08 AM, Ore_Ele wrote:
You should do a story debate! You each post one chapter per round (continuing from your last round, not your opponent's). Though I'd be voting for whoever have me the better part, regardless of the story.

Between Mikail and ER, absolutely. That's a brilliant idea!

Yes, both get their 5 chapters done in advanced an just do one chapter a round. Heck, I'm not much of a writer but Id be willing to have a go at trying that (though my story would not be the current events).

I love it. What kind of plot would you be interested in?

I'm thinking for mine either the AnCap Xodus or the unveiling of th open going system and the drama from members seeing all the blatant votebombers.

Give a little taste of the history.

I would read that. I love reading people's stories about DDO History.