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4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
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Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.

1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I try)
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4/5/2014 3:28:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
(Note: since this is the only forum thread I'm making today, do not report it as spam)

Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.

1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I try)
2. GWL-CPA

Nac
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4/5/2014 3:29:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
(Note: since this is the only forum thread I'm making today, do not report it as spam)

Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.

1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I try)
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4/5/2014 3:30:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 3:28:24 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
(Note: since this is the only forum thread I'm making today, do not report it as spam)

Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.

1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I try)
2. GWL-CPA

Nac

Is GWL-CPA a secondary account of yours, or are you signing him up whether he wants to or not?
P.S. I would be honored to have a user like you participate, though you're not a troll.
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4/5/2014 3:33:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The winner of this tournament will replace Imabench as top troll on DDO. Unless he comes back (unlikely), it's inevitable that somebody must take his place.
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4/5/2014 10:17:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 3:28:24 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
(Note: since this is the only forum thread I'm making today, do not report it as spam)

Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.


1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I troll
2. GWL-CPA
3. jh1234l
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4/5/2014 10:26:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 3:33:16 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
The winner of this tournament will replace Imabench as top troll on DDO. Unless he comes back (unlikely), it's inevitable that somebody must take his place.

1. no they wont
2. no it wont happen
3. what happens in this "tournament" won't matter
4. this tournament will not hold
5. holding hands is caring
6. caring is sharing
7. dont share this
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4/5/2014 10:28:48 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 10:17:35 PM, jh1234l wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:28:24 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
(Note: since this is the only forum thread I'm making today, do not report it as spam)

Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.


1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I troll
2. GWL-CPA
3. jh1234l
4. Ore_Ele

Since there can only be one, can I ban all the others and call it a victory?
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4/6/2014 1:36:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
It's a temp ban, dude.
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4/6/2014 7:15:06 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 10:26:21 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:33:16 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
The winner of this tournament will replace Imabench as top troll on DDO. Unless he comes back (unlikely), it's inevitable that somebody must take his place.

1. no they wont
2. no it wont happen
3. what happens in this "tournament" won't matter
4. this tournament will not hold
5. holding hands is caring
6. caring is sharing
7. dont share this

On the contrary; several people have already signed up.
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4/6/2014 7:15:53 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 1:36:43 AM, dtaylor971 wrote:
It's a temp ban, dude.

Yes, but I doubt that he'll be returning. Prior to his ban he stated his intentions of leaving this Site permanently.
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4/6/2014 7:17:17 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2014 10:28:48 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 4/5/2014 10:17:35 PM, jh1234l wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:28:24 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:25:24 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
(Note: since this is the only forum thread I'm making today, do not report it as spam)

Since Imabench was recently kicked off the Site, there has been a void on this Site; there is no top troll. Every troll is acting out more than usual in an attempt to gain recognition as the greatest troll on this Site...and it has to stop.

I have come up with a solution that should satisfy everyone:
A Tournament for Trolls. Every troll who wishes to prove his or her self should sign up for the most epic decisive troll tournament ever; the winner will be crowned DDO King of Trolls. Anybody who thinks he or she can troll may sign up. I will be both a participant and the guy who regulates the tournament, but I will be as unbiased as possible.

Signup below.


1. Bubbatheclown (I'm not normally a troll, but I think I can troll pretty well when I troll
2. GWL-CPA
3. jh1234l
4. Ore_Ele

Since there can only be one, can I ban all the others and call it a victory?

No, but you can get your hands dirty and hoot and holler idiotically like the rest of us.
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4/6/2014 4:29:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 7:15:06 AM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 4/5/2014 10:26:21 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 4/5/2014 3:33:16 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
The winner of this tournament will replace Imabench as top troll on DDO. Unless he comes back (unlikely), it's inevitable that somebody must take his place.

1. no they wont
2. no it wont happen
3. what happens in this "tournament" won't matter
4. this tournament will not hold
5. holding hands is caring
6. caring is sharing
7. dont share this

On the contrary; several people have already signed up.

and even at the slightest possibility that this even does occur, what gives you the right to give a title that you have absolutely no relevancy to it, in fact the opposite of such?
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4/6/2014 4:42:02 PM
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I know youre an idiot and all bubba, but you dont have the power or the authority to grant someone the title of 'top troll'.

You probably dont even know what a top troll does around here.
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4/6/2014 4:56:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 4:42:02 PM, imabench wrote:
I know youre an idiot and all bubba, but you dont have the power or the authority to grant someone the title of 'top troll'.

You probably dont even know what a top troll does around here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
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4/6/2014 5:11:48 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Why would anyone compete for such an idiotic position?

That's like calling someone the head criminal in a prison. They're still scum.
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4/6/2014 5:20:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 4:42:02 PM, imabench wrote:
I know youre an idiot and all bubba, but you dont have the power or the authority to grant someone the title of 'top troll'.

You probably dont even know what a top troll does around here.

CRAP MAN!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE!!!!! nac
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4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.
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4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM
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At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.
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4/6/2014 5:35:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.

Well, you can't really keep the position if you leave the Site; if a country's king runs off to another land and the people don't see him again in years, then OF COURSE they'd crown another king.
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4/6/2014 5:36:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.

It entails:

1) Crying like a baby about your daddy issues
2) making a YouTube series to bully other members and publicly shame any who have a different view to the host
3) Be an ignorant prick.

Pretty easy, if you ask me.
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4/6/2014 5:36:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 5:35:01 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.

Well, you can't really keep the position if you leave the Site; if a country's king runs off to another land and the people don't see him again in years, then OF COURSE they'd crown another king.

You clearly have no idea how a monarchy works if you think that the people crown king's.... idiot
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4/6/2014 5:42:38 PM
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At 4/6/2014 5:36:37 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:35:01 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.

Well, you can't really keep the position if you leave the Site; if a country's king runs off to another land and the people don't see him again in years, then OF COURSE they'd crown another king.

You clearly have no idea how a monarchy works if you think that the people crown king's.... idiot

So tell me how the first king came.
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4/6/2014 5:45:14 PM
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At 4/6/2014 5:42:38 PM, Generic-Name wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:36:37 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:35:01 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.

Well, you can't really keep the position if you leave the Site; if a country's king runs off to another land and the people don't see him again in years, then OF COURSE they'd crown another king.

You clearly have no idea how a monarchy works if you think that the people crown king's.... idiot

So tell me how the first king came.

There was no king, there will be no king. Ima was just told by his friends he was king...doesn't make it true.
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4/6/2014 5:54:53 PM
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1) I am the heir.
2) If you proclaim yourself a troll, you are not a troll.
3) Even if there was a "King Troll," it wouldn't be a title you would earn in a competition. You would earn it by consistently showing quick-wittedness in your everyday actions. Because funny is not something you force.
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4/6/2014 5:56:57 PM
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At 4/6/2014 5:54:53 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
1) I am the heir.
Why is that?
2) If you proclaim yourself a troll, you are not a troll.
Why not?
3) Even if there was a "King Troll," it wouldn't be a title you would earn in a competition. You would earn it by consistently showing quick-wittedness in your everyday actions. Because funny is not something you force.
Why is that so?
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4/6/2014 6:00:33 PM
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At 4/6/2014 5:36:03 PM, Generic-Name wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:33:32 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:26:41 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
Anyhow, since Imabench is about to leave again (and this time probably for good), the signups will continue.

Again, you arent in a position to declare someone top troll since you dont even know what the position entails.

It entails:

1) Crying like a baby about your daddy issues
2) making a YouTube series to bully other members and publicly shame any who have a different view to the host
3) Be an ignorant prick.

Pretty easy, if you ask me.

Well it only seems easy to an idiot like you since you dont know what it is either :)
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4/6/2014 6:03:07 PM
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At 4/6/2014 5:56:57 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:54:53 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
1) I am the heir.
Why is that?

Because bench said so.
2) If you proclaim yourself a troll, you are not a troll.
Why not?

Because funny isn't something you force.

3) Even if there was a "King Troll," it wouldn't be a title you would earn in a competition. You would earn it by consistently showing quick-wittedness in your everyday actions. Because funny is not something you force.
Why is that so?

Because funny isn't something you f*cking force.
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4/6/2014 7:01:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 6:03:07 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:56:57 PM, bubbatheclown wrote:
At 4/6/2014 5:54:53 PM, MassiveDump wrote:
1) I am the heir.
Why is that?

Because bench said so.
2) If you proclaim yourself a troll, you are not a troll.
Why not?

Because funny isn't something you force.

3) Even if there was a "King Troll," it wouldn't be a title you would earn in a competition. You would earn it by consistently showing quick-wittedness in your everyday actions. Because funny is not something you force.
Why is that so?

Because funny isn't something you f*cking force.

Much logic
Such intellect.
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