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4/6/2014 8:36:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Hey everyone! As most of you have seen, Imabench is currently back. However, probably not permanently. As someone who watched the weekly stupid (and not because I thought I would be on it *nervously looks around fidgeting) and who spoke to him before, I thought it would be awesome that despite his Farewell Forum, I interview him. As we all know, Imabench has been on DDO for a long time and is well- insanely renowned. However, let"s delve a little into the mind of Bench...
With some help of boredom and my insatiable appetite for some randomness, I put together some questions that I would have loved to know about Imabench and probably you have wondered or would have wondered if he was gone.

Let"s begin"

Me: 1 - When you first found the site, before you joined what did you think of it?

Bench: This freedo guy is high off his a$$, I like him.

Me: 2 - When you finished your first debate, how did you feel?

Bench: Like I wanted to do about 500 more, so I did

Me: 3 - What was your favourite debate?

Bench: Poop has DNA hands down

Me: 4 - What was your most memorable debate?

Bench: See question above

Me: 5 - Your favourite poll?

Bench: The evolution or creationism one which is at number 2 on the site under the popular tab.

Me: 6 - Your least favourite poll?

Bench: Any poll STALIN has ever made

Me: I knew it! (I thought it might have been one I did though)"
Moving along, 7 - Your most precious memories on DDO?

Bench: I actually hosted an episode of the Weekly Stupid with Wallstreetatheist cause he was in Miami and we hung out

Me: No freaking way! I have to go stalk your- I mean find that" *innocent eyes"
8 - The first DDO that pops into your head after you read this question?

Bench: Skepsikyma

Me: 9 - Why do you think this person popped into your head?

Bench: His profile pic is of Queen Elsa

Me: 10 - Your first friend on DDO?

Bench: Freedo I believe

Me: 11 - Your favourite DDO user(s)?

Bench: Anyone I'm friends with are my favorites.

Me: Awww! *breaks down inconsolably"
12 - The most memorable thing anyone has said to you on DDO?

Bench: "Even if you dont believe in the devil, you do" - Scotty Douglas.

Me: 13 - One thing you would change on DDO that you had done if you could? (My guess: insulting Heineken"s wife that one time before she threatened you? I told you I stalked TWS and your profile.)

Bench: Nailed it.

Me: *proud! . . .
14 - If you could change one thing about your DDO usage, what would it be?

Bench: That I wouldnt do it when I have an 18 page paper due the next morning

Me: Understandable" I blame DDO for my first B ever in Additional Mathematics because I had a debate going on the day before"
15 - Has DDO affected you?

Bench: Yes

Me: 16 - How?

Bench: im a little more outgoing in real life than before I joined DDO

Me: 17 - Any advice for new DDO members? Or old?

Bench: WATCH THE MOVIE FROZEN

Me: *facepalm. Why didn"t I guess that? Need to do more stalking! " *innocent eyes
18 - One person you wish would return to DDO the most?

Bench: My little brother had an account on here at one point and I know if he had stayed on he'd be running this whole place by now. He's kinda like me except with no trolling side whatsoever.
http://www.debate.org...

Me: Aww!
Final question- How did you come up with your name?

Bench: my last name in real life is bench, so technically im a bench, hence the name

Me:*mindblown...

Bloody Heck... I never thought of that.

There you have it folks. The rest is up to your imagination! Or... you could always ask him...

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I'm a bit ticked off. I had to go edit this (mostly my comments) because "PROFANITIES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE FORUMS"
Solonkr~
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I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

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Me~
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MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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4/6/2014 8:42:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This. Is. Adorable.
Live Long and Prosper

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4/6/2014 8:43:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 8:42:26 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This. Is. Adorable.

Would you say that its...... http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk...
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4/6/2014 8:44:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
So fascinating...
Being smart is knowing your wife's hair style isn't as good as her last one. Being wise is knowing enough to keep your mouth shut.
ESocialBookworm
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4/6/2014 8:49:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 8:43:43 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 8:42:26 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This. Is. Adorable.

Would you say that its...... http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk...

AWWW! WHY THE BLEEPING BLEEP BLEEPS ARE YOU LEAVING/?!
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
ESocialBookworm
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4/6/2014 8:49:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Runs to corner and lies in foetal position and breaks down quietly refusing to go to the outside world...
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
ESocialBookworm
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4/6/2014 9:49:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 8:44:51 PM, Generic-Name wrote:
So fascinating...

http://makesmyheadspin.files.wordpress.com...
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
bsh1
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4/7/2014 8:00:33 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2014 8:43:43 PM, imabench wrote:
At 4/6/2014 8:42:26 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This. Is. Adorable.

Would you say that its...... http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk...

Definitely.
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


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