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ClassicRobert
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4/22/2014 9:43:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Welp. That's proof everybody, you can go home now. HE EXISTS.
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GodChoosesLife
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4/22/2014 9:43:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

This is quite insulting lol

Why choose the title as you did?
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
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Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:43:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:43:07 PM, ClassicRobert wrote:
Welp. That's proof everybody, you can go home now. HE EXISTS.

I gave you a wart on on your left toe. This shall progressively grow over the next 3 years
Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:44:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:43:36 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

This is quite insulting lol

Why choose the title as you did?

Because God is here to offer love.
GodChoosesLife
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4/22/2014 9:44:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:44:07 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:43:36 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

This is quite insulting lol

Why choose the title as you did?

Because God is here to offer love.

Idk if I should be mad that your making a joke outta this or feel bad for you or what? 0.o
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
"Suffering is unimaginably confusing, but it's a way to be drawn closer to God" ~Me
"Tell me what consumes your heart most, and I'll tell you who your God is." ~Dad
Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:45:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:44:58 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:44:07 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:43:36 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

This is quite insulting lol

Why choose the title as you did?

Because God is here to offer love.

Idk if I should be mad that your making a joke outta this or feel bad for you or what? 0.o

Neither my child, I chose life just like your username.
GodChoosesLife
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4/22/2014 9:47:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:45:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:44:58 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:44:07 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:43:36 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

This is quite insulting lol

Why choose the title as you did?

Because God is here to offer love.

Idk if I should be mad that your making a joke outta this or feel bad for you or what? 0.o

Neither my child, I chose life just like your username.

I honestly am not finding this amusing so I just won't come back in this thread. Peace!
Better than deserved, as ALWAYS.
"The strongest principle of growth lies in human choices."
"The Lord doesn't promise us a perfect life that is free of problems, but he does promise that He'll get us through anything." ~SweeTea
"Good Times" ~ Max
"If Jesus isn't in heaven, then it's not heaven; instead, it's hell." ~anonymous
"Suffering is unimaginably confusing, but it's a way to be drawn closer to God" ~Me
"Tell me what consumes your heart most, and I'll tell you who your God is." ~Dad
Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:48:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:47:44 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:45:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:44:58 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:44:07 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:43:36 PM, GodChoosesLife wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

This is quite insulting lol

Why choose the title as you did?

Because God is here to offer love.

Idk if I should be mad that your making a joke outta this or feel bad for you or what? 0.o

Neither my child, I chose life just like your username.

I honestly am not finding this amusing so I just won't come back in this thread. Peace!

I will always be with you, no matter if you reject me. I am here
thett3
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4/22/2014 9:49:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Don't blasphemize dude
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YYW
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4/22/2014 9:49:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This thread will go down in DDO history as that moment we all realized that an 8k ELO went to Mikal's head.
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Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:51:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:49:18 PM, YYW wrote:
This thread will go down in DDO history as that moment we all realized that an 8k ELO went to Mikal's head.

I am simply a prophet.

By the way

Elo stands for

Elongated

long

oreos
Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:52:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:49:35 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

Why do you hate the blacks?

I do not hate them, that is why I made them stand out.
YYW
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4/22/2014 9:54:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:51:42 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:49:18 PM, YYW wrote:
This thread will go down in DDO history as that moment we all realized that an 8k ELO went to Mikal's head.

I am simply a prophet.

Of abdominal exercises, right?

By the way

Elo stands for

Elongated

Yeah?

long

Yeah?

oreos

Such a tease...
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Wylted
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4/22/2014 9:55:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

@God

Can you beat Mikal in a debate, about your existence?
Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:56:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:54:37 PM, YYW wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:51:42 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:49:18 PM, YYW wrote:
This thread will go down in DDO history as that moment we all realized that an 8k ELO went to Mikal's head.

I am simply a prophet.

Of abdominal exercises, right?

By the way

Elo stands for

Elongated

Yeah?

long

Yeah?

oreos

Such a tease...

Dear child, you know me so well.

I gave you a preview of your future husbands endowment.
Mikal
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4/22/2014 9:56:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:55:43 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

@God

Can you beat Mikal in a debate, about your existence?

Mikal could beat himself out of a debate about my existence because he is me.

http://www.debate.org...
Wylted
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4/22/2014 9:59:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:56:55 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:55:43 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

@God

Can you beat Mikal in a debate, about your existence?

Mikal could beat himself out of a debate about my existence because he is me.

http://www.debate.org...

Wow
Mikal
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4/22/2014 10:05:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:59:28 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:56:55 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:55:43 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:38:34 PM, Mikal wrote:
easy enough.

@God

Can you beat Mikal in a debate, about your existence?

Mikal could beat himself out of a debate about my existence because he is me.

http://www.debate.org...


Wow

http://we-smoke-the-blunts.tumblr.com...
YYW
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4/22/2014 10:12:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 9:56:01 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:54:37 PM, YYW wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:51:42 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:49:18 PM, YYW wrote:
This thread will go down in DDO history as that moment we all realized that an 8k ELO went to Mikal's head.

I am simply a prophet.

Of abdominal exercises, right?

By the way

Elo stands for

Elongated

Yeah?

long

Yeah?

oreos

Such a tease...

Dear child, you know me so well.

I gave you a preview of your future husbands endowment.

I'm pretty sure bsh1's cock isn't going to taste like oreos, even though there might be some similarity in the manor of filling.
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Romanii
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4/22/2014 10:13:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
And also, can you bless me with an understanding of "fapping" that allows me to understand the jokes that you and your angelic friends keep making during Live Mafia?
Mikal
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4/22/2014 10:13:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 10:06:50 PM, whiteflame wrote:
Why do you allow bad things to happen?

suffering is good

What's the meaning of life?

to die
Mikal
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4/22/2014 10:14:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 10:12:21 PM, Romanii wrote:
God, would you mind voting on this debate?

http://www.debate.org...

I'm most interested in seeing what you put for "agreed with"...

I will not vote on debates. My vote counts as 100000

it would be unfair
Mikal
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4/22/2014 10:14:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 10:10:23 PM, Romanii wrote:
Were you in a rush when you created me? It would explain a lot about why I am the way I am...

not at all, you are perfect the way you are my child. Even if you investigate millers
Mikal
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4/22/2014 10:14:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/22/2014 10:12:36 PM, YYW wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:56:01 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:54:37 PM, YYW wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:51:42 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 4/22/2014 9:49:18 PM, YYW wrote:
This thread will go down in DDO history as that moment we all realized that an 8k ELO went to Mikal's head.

I am simply a prophet.

Of abdominal exercises, right?

By the way

Elo stands for

Elongated

Yeah?

long

Yeah?

oreos

Such a tease...

Dear child, you know me so well.

I gave you a preview of your future husbands endowment.

I'm pretty sure bsh1's cock isn't going to taste like oreos, even though there might be some similarity in the manor of filling.

the prize inside