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5/5/2014 12:20:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is going to be the show where I quote users out of context. I haven't edited anything that ESocial has said, and it's been done with full permission.

This is meant as a lighthearted joke. ;-)
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me: Thanks for doign this interview with me, ESocialBookworm! You've been on DDO for how long?

E: You would be surprised.

me: Lol. And do you like DDO?

E: I am not going to give you my opinion until you give me
yours.

me: Ok, well, anyways, what do you do on weekends?

E: give out very personal information to others.

me: That doesn't sound very safe. So how is your, um, relationship with Zaradi going?

E: (Ima coward) but I love it so far!

me: Have you ever kissed him?

E: Actually yes...
But I don't gots any time for that.

me: Oh! Explain!

E: I decided why the heck not? I'll just post it here for everyone to see.

me: Oooh. Yes, I'm sure Zaradi would like that.

E: Who? What? Wait what?! :O

me: You know... Zaradi?

E: I could end up being a traitor and killing him...

me: Why on earth would you do that?

E: I want to travel the world.

me: And he won't let you do that?

E: It was supposed to be funny.

me: Oookay... if you could meet any member on DDO, who would it be?

E: I wish I could meet Zaradi in real life

me: What would you do with him?

E: fall madly in love with, get married and have 30 kids.

me: Isn't 30 kids a bit much?

E: What's that?

me: I said, isn't 30 kids a lot of kids to have. What did you think I said?

E: I heard bump and Macaroni??? Lol...

me: Maybe you are hallucinating.

E: There's an iceberg to our ship...

me: Yes, you're totally hallucinating...

E: Yay! *fistbump to the sky

me: But seriously, do you really want 30 kids?

E: Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?

me: Ok, let's move on. You like to paint? What do you paint?

E: bluesteel being flamboyantly gay

me: Makes sense. If you could have any pet what would it be?

E: a flamboyently-gay pink unicorn

me: When was the last time you-

E: Dare me n Denny to draw sumthin.

me: Ok... how about a p*nis?

E: if you're gay, say yes!

me: Yes? Why yes?

E: O_o...

Oh! BTW, Can you do me a favour?

me: What's that?

E: kill 9SpaceKing. If I don't forget

me: What? no... you're crazy.

E: I foresee myself stalking you

me: Don't you already do that?

E: no, I'm warning you, you will get a lot of spam

me: Okay...

E: say goodbye to your friends

me: Sure. What would you do if I actually did kill spaceking?

E: Well for one, mine won't be complaining to anything!

me: Ok... What's your opinion of the DDO userbase?

E: really competitive, mean members

me: What makes you say that?

E: absolutely horribly personal questions and dirty pick up lines, happy?

me: Ok... Anything you'd like to say to all of them?

E: You will all die in the end and unicorns will poop on your graves

me: I think we better stop here. Thanks to ESocialBookworm for doing this interview.

E: Can I stalk you?! ;P

me: NO. Stop talking about stalking me!

E: *Grabs you in a ferocious hug*
Thanks for not making me a stalker!

me: Oh gosh... Okay well, stay tuned for the next interview, guys. Post below if you want me to mis-terview you.

E: Please let it be known that I live under a rock
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5/5/2014 12:47:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Lol...I LOVE this. I think I might have some good quotes to make a funny mid-terview.
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5/5/2014 12:54:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 12:20:12 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is going to be the show where I quote users out of context. I haven't edited anything that ESocial has said, and it's been done with full permission.

This is meant as a lighthearted joke. ;-)
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me: Thanks for doign this interview with me, ESocialBookworm! You've been on DDO for how long?

E: You would be surprised.

me: Lol. And do you like DDO?

E: I am not going to give you my opinion until you give me
yours.

me: Ok, well, anyways, what do you do on weekends?

E: give out very personal information to others.

me: That doesn't sound very safe. So how is your, um, relationship with Zaradi going?

E: (Ima coward) but I love it so far!

me: Have you ever kissed him?

E: Actually yes...
But I don't gots any time for that.

me: Oh! Explain!

E: I decided why the heck not? I'll just post it here for everyone to see.

me: Oooh. Yes, I'm sure Zaradi would like that.

E: Who? What? Wait what?! :O

me: You know... Zaradi?

E: I could end up being a traitor and killing him...

me: Why on earth would you do that?

E: I want to travel the world.

me: And he won't let you do that?

E: It was supposed to be funny.

me: Oookay... if you could meet any member on DDO, who would it be?

E: I wish I could meet Zaradi in real life

me: What would you do with him?

E: fall madly in love with, get married and have 30 kids.

me: Isn't 30 kids a bit much?

E: What's that?

me: I said, isn't 30 kids a lot of kids to have. What did you think I said?

E: I heard bump and Macaroni??? Lol...

me: Maybe you are hallucinating.

E: There's an iceberg to our ship...

me: Yes, you're totally hallucinating...

E: Yay! *fistbump to the sky

me: But seriously, do you really want 30 kids?

E: Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?

me: Ok, let's move on. You like to paint? What do you paint?

E: bluesteel being flamboyantly gay

me: Makes sense. If you could have any pet what would it be?

E: a flamboyently-gay pink unicorn

me: When was the last time you-

E: Dare me n Denny to draw sumthin.

me: Ok... how about a p*nis?

E: if you're gay, say yes!

me: Yes? Why yes?

E: O_o...

Oh! BTW, Can you do me a favour?

me: What's that?

E: kill 9SpaceKing. If I don't forget

me: What? no... you're crazy.

E: I foresee myself stalking you

me: Don't you already do that?

E: no, I'm warning you, you will get a lot of spam

me: Okay...

E: say goodbye to your friends

me: Sure. What would you do if I actually did kill spaceking?

E: Well for one, mine won't be complaining to anything!

me: Ok... What's your opinion of the DDO userbase?

E: really competitive, mean members

me: What makes you say that?

E: absolutely horribly personal questions and dirty pick up lines, happy?

me: Ok... Anything you'd like to say to all of them?

E: You will all die in the end and unicorns will poop on your graves

me: I think we better stop here. Thanks to ESocialBookworm for doing this interview.

E: Can I stalk you?! ;P

me: NO. Stop talking about stalking me!

E: *Grabs you in a ferocious hug*
Thanks for not making me a stalker!

me: Oh gosh... Okay well, stay tuned for the next interview, guys. Post below if you want me to mis-terview you.

E: Please let it be known that I live under a rock

Do me now.
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5/5/2014 12:57:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 12:55:36 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 5/5/2014 12:54:19 PM, Wylted wrote:

Do me now.

Well is definitely quotable.

I figured he would do me next, if I gave him an easy start.
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5/5/2014 12:58:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 12:57:40 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 5/5/2014 12:55:36 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 5/5/2014 12:54:19 PM, Wylted wrote:

Do me now.

Well is definitely quotable.

I figured he would do me next, if I gave him an easy start.

And that one too!
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5/5/2014 4:19:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 12:20:12 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is going to be the show where I quote users out of context. I haven't edited anything that ESocial has said, and it's been done with full permission.

This is meant as a lighthearted joke. ;-)

I think this is most excellent. Do you know what would make it even better? If they were video interviews, and you just edited the videos. It's more work, of course, but it would be more entertaining because then we could hear it from the horse's mouth.
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5/5/2014 4:22:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
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5/5/2014 6:51:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 4:19:09 PM, philochristos wrote:
At 5/5/2014 12:20:12 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is going to be the show where I quote users out of context. I haven't edited anything that ESocial has said, and it's been done with full permission.

This is meant as a lighthearted joke. ;-)

I think this is most excellent. Do you know what would make it even better? If they were video interviews, and you just edited the videos. It's more work, of course, but it would be more entertaining because then we could hear it from the horse's mouth.

That's an awesome idea, lol
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5/5/2014 6:58:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 6:53:33 PM, Zaradi wrote:
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whelp i'm fucked

Figuratively or by ESocial?
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5/5/2014 7:02:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 6:58:12 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
At 5/5/2014 6:53:33 PM, Zaradi wrote:
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whelp i'm fucked

Figuratively or by ESocial?

-_-

Figuratively, you bastard.
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5/5/2014 7:11:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 6:53:33 PM, Zaradi wrote:
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whelp i'm fucked

whoah... I didn't know they allowed swearing on here. How did you do that?
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5/5/2014 7:33:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 7:11:07 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 5/5/2014 6:53:33 PM, Zaradi wrote:
-_-

whelp i'm fucked

whoah... I didn't know they allowed swearing on here. How did you do that?

Certain words don't get blocked. I could've swore there was a thread about it a while back.

Hehe....swore...
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5/5/2014 8:09:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/5/2014 7:33:29 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/5/2014 7:11:07 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 5/5/2014 6:53:33 PM, Zaradi wrote:
-_-

whelp i'm fucked

whoah... I didn't know they allowed swearing on here. How did you do that?

Certain words don't get blocked. I could've swore there was a thread about it a while back.

Hehe....swore...

I swear to Gid that was way taken out of context!

Mike, though that was funny and stuff, I am so going to kill you. lol.
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