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A Song of DDO and Fire: Teaser Trailer

bluesteel
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5/6/2014 10:28:30 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The air was tearing into his lungs. He knew he couldn't run much farther into the frigid wind. But he had to push harder! They were after him.

Jifpop gathered together his last reserve of energy for one last sprint. Only 100 more yards until he reached the river! He hazarded a backwards glance. The enormous beasts were gaining on him. This was his last chance.

Jifpop willed his burning legs to pump harder. 50 yards. He could hear the beasts' owners egging them on. He didn't care. He knew he could escape. 30 yards. He felt something whistle by his ear, but paid it no heed. He had one singular focus. 20 yards. He could practically feel the wood of the small canoe that had brought him here. 15 yards. Only a tiny bit further, and the swift river rapids would whisk him away. He grabbed his knife out of his fur coat, ready -- as soon as he jumped into the boat -- to cut the ropes tying it to the dock. 10 yards. He knew he was going to make it! Those silly Steel's. They had left their greatest treasure unguarded: the Sword of a 1000 Truths. He tapped it where it lay in its scabbard at his side. He pushed even harder. 5 yards. He began readying himself for the final leap into his boat. He wound up, ready to jump -- feeling the breath of the beasts on his ankles. He pushed with all his might. As he was sailing through the air, reveling in his victory, an object whipped towards him and slammed into his head. His body fell lifeless into the freezing river waters.

"Good job Rina!" said Mikal. "No one messes with the Steel's and gets away with it." Rina's hawk eye was staring straight down her perfectly aimed arm, gripping her longbow. "I just can't believe I missed with the first one," said Rina. "I never miss."

Meanwhile...

Air, of the House Max, sat on the Iron Throne. He tossed Innomen's mummified head from side to side, contemplating the many great kings who had sat here before him. But *he* planned to be the greatest of them all!

........

Coming soon to a DDO near you.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
ClassicRobert
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5/6/2014 11:04:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Yesssss.
Debate me: Economic decision theory should be adjusted to include higher-order preferences for non-normative purposes http://www.debate.org...

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bluesteel
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5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
Mikal
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5/6/2014 11:14:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?

i just did LMAO

more
Mikal
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5/6/2014 11:15:30 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?

http://www.debate.org...

i made you a black guy
bluesteel
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5/6/2014 11:16:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:15:30 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?

http://www.debate.org...

i made you a black guy

Haha, does that mean I have a Hodor-sized dongle?
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
Mikal
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5/6/2014 11:17:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:16:45 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:15:30 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?

http://www.debate.org...

i made you a black guy

Haha, does that mean I have a Hodor-sized dongle?

I have no idea, I am sure i will explain it in detail later lol
bluesteel
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5/6/2014 11:19:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:17:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:16:45 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:15:30 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?

http://www.debate.org...

i made you a black guy

Haha, does that mean I have a Hodor-sized dongle?

I have no idea, I am sure i will explain it in detail later lol

haha, pleeez devote 8K characters to describing my d*ck
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
Mikal
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5/6/2014 11:20:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 5/6/2014 11:19:10 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:17:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:16:45 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:15:30 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:10:38 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 5/6/2014 11:03:40 PM, Mikal wrote:
can i be in it. Please senpai

lol, did you read the teaser?

http://www.debate.org...

i made you a black guy

Haha, does that mean I have a Hodor-sized dongle?

I have no idea, I am sure i will explain it in detail later lol

haha, pleeez devote 8K characters to describing my d*ck

will do