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daytonanerd
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6/21/2014 10:09:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
On a side note, has anybody watched BBC's version of House of Cards? It's on Netflix. It's like American House of Cards, except... British. Without further ado, here is the 7th episode of DDO House of Cards!

DDO House of Cards
Written by: Daytonanerd
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The first shots at the president have been fired. It's not enough to bring him down, but it's enough to get him worried to take action. But what will he do? That's what I'm going to the White House for, to have a personal meeting with the president and discuss his next course of action. But what will he want to do? He obviously can't do gun reform, not now, not after what just happened. While the house is fractured between the Tea Partiers and Moderate Republicans, the whole of the right would never go for economic reform. Whatever he wants though, I have to find a way to turn it against him.
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"Nice seeing you here, Seventh. It's been a while."- President Airmax

"Yeah, well, the last time I was here, well... Anyways, I'm so sorry if my advice misled you, Mr. President. You've been having to deal with a lot of pressure because of it."-Seventhprofessor

"No, it's alright, Seventh. I valued your advice. I do need someone to be my Devil's Advocate. Too many people in my circle are Yes Men, so I really do need someone who sees the other side. I appreciate you, Seventh."-Airmax

"It's all well and good, Mr. President. I understand that the reason you called me here is partly because of what has happened over the last week?"-Seventh

"Yes, yes. I need to pass my legislation, to show that I can still be decisive, to show that I can still manage Washington."-Airmax

"What did you have in mind, Mr. President?"-Seventh

"Well, I was running through things that I can reform. Guns are a definite no, after what has happened. The rights in the house would never go with me on economic reform."-Airmax

"Yeah, I figured those things wouldn't work."-Seventh

"And then, Seventh, last night, it hit me. The thing that we could reform, and could change the whole political landscape in Washington."-Airmax

"What is it, Mr. President?"

"Healthcare reform."-Airmax

Well, here we go

"Mr. President, with all due respect, the last guy in your seat who tried to reform healthcare lost in the primaries against you."-Seventh

"I know, I know. But that part of the other guy's legacy is still law. People see health care as a mess. With reform of health care, without completely overhauling the last system, we can give the people some hope. Plus, I think the moderate Republicans just might dissent enough from the hardliners that we can get it through the house. What do you say, Seventh?"-Airmax

"Well, it sure is a radical idea, Mr. President. And it will take a lot of effort too. To get this bill to pass, you'll need me to do something for you."-Seventh

"And what would that be?"-Airmax

"I will need to get in touch with Republican representatives in the house. We don't know if we will have enough dissenters, and so we need all the help we can get. Do you trust me, Mr. President?"-Seventh

"Seventh, I don't trust anyone more than you in this situation. If I learned anything from serving two terms in the Senate with you, it's that you are the best at getting these things done. I have faith in you, Seventh."-Airmax

"Thank you, Mr. President. I won't let you down."-Seventh

I may not like that man very much, but he was right about one thing. I am the best damn person there is for getting bills passed.
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I pondered, wondering what was the best step I could take to both turn this against the president, and get it passed through the House of Representatives. An idea popped into my brain.

The next morning, I met up with the Republican Majority Leader of the House, 16kadams, in my office.

"It's been a while, 16K. It's not often that the most powerful men in congress meet up, together."-Seventh

"Shut the f*ck up, you Snake Charmer. I don't need to here any of your f*cking buttering up. Cut to the chase, you leftie lesbian."-16kadams

See, 16K has a reputation of bring the most blunt congressman in US History, But the thing is, he gets s*it done, and you have to admire a person like that.

"All right, all right. Let's cut to the chase. Airmax has made a bloody mess of himself."-Seventh

"Well, that is obvious."-16k

"I happen to know that you and I both can't stand for someone who doesn't stand up in what they believe in."-Seventh

"Cut to the f*cking chase, you Democratic Douche"-16K

"Fine. So Airmax wants to pass health reform through congress."-Seventh

"Not in my bloody house!"-16k

"But we can make this work for us. See, I have an idea for a clause that will absolutely floor Airmax, and make him look worse than Nixon"-Seventh

"Aye, Nixon wasn't a bad guy. So, what was this plan of your's?"-16k

"We add a clause that voids the bill if the budget can't pay for the new reform, no ifs or buts about it."-Seventh

"But the budget isn't a problem, though."-16k

"We can easily change that..."-Seventh

A moment of thought...

"Alright, your plan is pretty good, but I can't possibly vote for it. It would go against everything I stand for, and I may lose my seat in the next midterms because of it."-16k

"Then don't vote for it. Just get a few of your guys to dissent from your party train, and then we are in business."-Seventh

"Alright, Seventh, you got yourself a deal. You know, I don't like most Democrats that I come across, but I can always respect a guy who actually has a plan to do something."-16k

That makes two of us.
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I was in the White House, along with President Airmax, Vice President Thett, Chief of Staff Bsh1, and the majority Senate whip, Subutai, watching CSPAN, on the vote of the Modern Healthcare Act

I saw the vote count from each party. All Democrats voted Yea.

And enough Republican dissenters...

"AND Voting has concluded. The vote count is 223-212, so the Modern Healthcare Act passes"

Celebration ensued in the White House, but I knew better than to celebrate hard.

The Senate was still a problem. We could get some Republicans to help us, but too many on our side like health care just the way it is.

Looks like I have more work to do...
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6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Universal Health Care...not bad :)
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6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...
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6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...
Live Long and Prosper

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6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)
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6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM
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At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


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6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)
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6/21/2014 10:28:33 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)

Lol...
Live Long and Prosper

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6/21/2014 10:29:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:28:33 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)

Lol...

Yeah, but I won't spoil it further. I better win fanfiction awards for what I'm going to do.
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6/21/2014 10:29:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:29:16 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:28:33 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)

Lol...

Yeah, but I won't spoil it further. I better win fanfiction awards for what I'm going to do.

We'll see what the judges say next round.
Live Long and Prosper

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6/21/2014 10:32:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:29:51 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:29:16 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:28:33 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)

Lol...

Yeah, but I won't spoil it further. I better win fanfiction awards for what I'm going to do.

We'll see what the judges say next round.

Chances are, we won't see what the judges say. ;)
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6/21/2014 10:34:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:32:57 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:29:51 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:29:16 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:28:33 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)

Lol...

Yeah, but I won't spoil it further. I better win fanfiction awards for what I'm going to do.

We'll see what the judges say next round.

Chances are, we won't see what the judges say. ;)

Don't even go there.
Live Long and Prosper

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"Twilight isn't just about obtuse metaphors between cannibalism and premarital sex, it also teaches us the futility of hope." - Raisor

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6/21/2014 10:35:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 6/21/2014 10:34:53 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:32:57 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:29:51 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:29:16 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:28:33 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:27:48 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:26:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:25:47 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:23:37 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:21:46 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:16:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Universal Health Care...not bad :)

And you got a mention in this episode, at the end.

I saw :)

There will be stuff about your romance with YYW in maybe the next episode, or the one after, but this will be fun...

Oh god...

You've got NO IDEA. It will be f*cking fantastic. ;)

I'm sure it will be fantastic, with lots of fvcking.

;)

Lol...

Yeah, but I won't spoil it further. I better win fanfiction awards for what I'm going to do.

We'll see what the judges say next round.

Chances are, we won't see what the judges say. ;)

Don't even go there.

Haha, alright, alright.
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6/21/2014 10:41:14 PM
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At 6/21/2014 10:32:57 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
Chances are, we won't see what the judges say. ;)

If you;re gonna do what I think you're gonna do, I don't think the judge's org- I mean comments would be allowed on DDO... ;)
Solonkr~
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6/21/2014 10:42:09 PM
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0.0 Did 16 just call a guy a lesbian?
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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6/21/2014 10:44:42 PM
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At 6/21/2014 10:43:02 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:42:09 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
0.0 Did 16 just call a guy a lesbian?

Indeed, he did.

...can't... breathe... *falls of bed*... *clutching stomach*... LOL-s

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Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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6/22/2014 2:45:53 PM
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At 6/21/2014 10:43:02 PM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 6/21/2014 10:42:09 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
0.0 Did 16 just call a guy a lesbian?

Indeed, he did.

I think thats a compliment to call a guy a lesbian, but it was great XD
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6/22/2014 2:47:28 PM
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I have watched the first episode of the old house of cards, I should keep watching it. The new one is amazing, but all the random gay sh!t doesn't even make sense with the plot, but I guess they need to appease certain people too.
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