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9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is the true story of why I decided to run.

*********

It all started on what was an ordinary day for Thett3. He had just finished doing something manly like mounting shark heads or chopping wood with his shirt off when a trudging noise in a bush was heard. Thett knew just from the sound where the miscreant was and, in one smooth motion, roundhouse kicked the intruder into the wall so hard that the law of perpetual motion was literally broken. The intruder bounced off the wall only to run into Thett's rock hard abs, bouncing back into the wall and back into Thett's abs then back again perpetually. Thett laughed like a pirate. It was only after he had his fun and found out why this person was intruding on his property that he got angry.

*********

Bluesteel was shaken out of his drunken stupor by his phone ringing.

I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC! IT'S FANTASTIC!

"Okay, okay..." Bluesteel grumbled to himself, forcing himself up. Something was in his way. He rose up anyway, forcing a body to roll to his left. Bluesteel rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and looked to his left. Then his right. YYW. Bsh1. Apparently enough alcohol did make one heteroflexible. Bluesteel looked at the various playthings scattered across the floor and wondered "Is this really my life?"

All the while, the phone continued to ring, cutting off his moment of self reflection. Bluesteel stumbled out of bed and finally got to it.

"What?!" He demanded, not looking at the caller ID.

"It's me. Assemble the crew." Bluesteel quickly regained his composure. This couldn't be good...

"Yes your excellency, apologies."

It was then that bluesteel embarked on the surpisingly difficult task of assembling the old crew together. ClassicRobert had to be pulled off the UNC sorority girl he was fornicating with. Roylatham had to cut short his RFD in the debate he was judging--although he did explain to the losing team that although they won the arguments, they still lost the round because he felt that the other team did better on Grammar, sources, and conduct. Debatability was beating up yet another creepy older guy who was hitting on her while Zaradi stood by laughing. Finally, the entire crew was assembled and brought to the old pirate ship in Boston Harbor.

Zaradi. Debatability. Bluesteel. Endarkenedrationalist. Roylatham. Mikal. Classicrobert. Cermank. Lucky_Luciano. Bossyburrito. Malcoda. Blackvoid. Raisor. YYW. Together they all made a formidable crew and had taken quite their share of plunder pirating in Somalia, but this was before Obama had cracked down piracy in the Horn of Africa. Despite the best efforts of the Pirate superpac, Mitt Romney failed to win the election and they called it quits shortly after that November. This was the first time they had been assembled since then.

Thett emerged from the captains quarters flanked by his first mate Bsh1. Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown. Bsh, of course, stuck to his rainbow loinclothe. The beauty of these two took the breath away from the entire crew and earned YYW quite a few jealous looks from the women on the crew and a good chunk of the men.

The lustful thoughts were quickly suppressed when Thett revealed to them the dire situation he had learned by interrogating the spy on his property.

The front runner in the Grand Poobah election, Airmax, had been captured and brought to a private island off the coast of Africa where he was going to be forced under threat of death to concede to his main opponent, Jonbonbon.

Airmax had long been a friend to the pirating industry and to the crew in general. There was no discussion after this. Everyone knew what had to be done. The ship pulled out of the harbor in a record 20 minutes.

*********

One long and uneventful voyage later, the crew arrived on the coast of the island. They landed on the uninhabited side in an attempt to surprise attack the enemy. Immediately after disembarking, someone screamed like a girl.

"ATTACK! ATTACK!! ATTACK!" Screamed the high pitched voice. Bluesteel threw a knife in the general vicinity of the shrieking noise and the owner of the voice went down hard.

"Well, if it isn't our old friend Jifpop." Bluesteel said with a smirk before dispatching of him.

"Sh!t. His scream was so high pitched that it definitely carried. We're going to have to go with a new plan. Endark, Classic, and Debatability you three head scout ahead and try and infiltrate the palace when we cause a distraction. The rest of you with me. We're storming this place like it's Normandy 1944."

Endark, Classic and Liz slipped into the darkness of the night as the rest of the crew charged and screamed like angry Vikings.

Since Jonbonbon was devoid of any tactical sense whatsoever and failed to see that the main attack was obviously a distraction, she summoned what had to be her entire troll army to fight the pirate crew. Before this no one had ever seen Jonbonbon before. Her refusal to show her face was a huge drag on her campaign but seeing her lead her troops into battle, Thett understood why. It's not that she was unattractive. But rather she looked almost exactly like Maleficent Sleeping Beauty, horns and all. She was unquestionably evil, rode on a giant black horse, and carried a large pitchfork. "HAIL SATAN!" She cried, opening up the battle.

Words fail to describe the epic scale of this battle. It made the final battle in the Lord of The Rings look like a minor skirmish. Thett's forces were seasoned and well trained but they were also heavily outnumbered by followers Jonbonbon had gained from the Opinions and Polls sections along with other various trolls.

Back and forth the balance swung. The whole time Thett attempted to get to Jonbonbon but she kept avoiding him by throwing troll after troll into his face and hurling projectiles at him. With a smirk she lobbed a Votebomb grenade at Thett's feet, but Mikal jumped on it like a hero, his impenetrable ELO armor absorbing the blow. Yet another opinions section cretin appeared before him. Thett hacked him away in anger, only to be faced with yet another. There were at least 5 trolls in between him and his enemy. Did Jonbonbon truly have unlimited forces? Thett almost despaired but then, swinging from a vine and yelling "For Ayn Rand!" Bossyburrito kicked all five trolls to the side, giving Thett an opening!

Thett rushed forward and swung his sword but Jon blocked it with her pitchfork and then twisted, disarming Thett. Before Jonbonbon could blink, Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk, grabbed her off her horse, and literally threw her. Unfortunately he underestimated his own power and how buoyant evil made someone because Jonbonbon flew hundreds of yards and crashed through the palace window. Both armies rushed there, fighting as they went. Thett prayed that his soldiers had infiltrated it first...

*********

While this had been happening, the strike team had been fighting a battle of their own. Jonbonbon had not led her entire army into battle that day. Guarding a tied up Airmax were the notorious trolls GWL_CPA, Izbo10, and STALIN. An epic three way duel broke out that was still going on when Jonbonbon crashed through the window. As Jonbonbon was stumbling to her feet, Liz tried to get to her but STALIN blocked her like an offensive lineman.

"NO!!!" She screamed in horror as Jonbonbon speared Airmax in the heart with her horns and, while they were still distracted with their opponents, slipped into the night. Her private jet was heard taking off several minutes later. A minute later Thett and the rest of the crew arrived, finishing off the trolls.

With tears in his eyes, Thett held a dying Airmax's head in his hands.

His eyes blurring with pain, Airmax sputtered "Thett...you must run in my place. Win this election. You can do this."

"I will, Max. In your memory, I swear it"
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"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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9/15/2014 5:01:30 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Oh my gosh!!! I love it!!! Lol. XD

Nicejob thett!!! :D
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I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

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In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

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"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/15/2014 5:05:27 PM
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I approve of this message.
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9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol
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9/15/2014 6:03:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol

I lol at your life.
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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9/15/2014 6:06:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:03:02 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol

I lol at your life.

i would lol harder at your life, but i'll try restrain myself since your life is legitimately sad and i want to be nice
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9/15/2014 6:06:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:06:07 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:03:02 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol

I lol at your life.

i would lol harder at your life, but i'll try restrain myself since your life is legitimately sad and i want to be nice

I guess some people do view the wild party life as sad and devoid of meaningful human contact but I enjoy it.
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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9/15/2014 6:08:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:06:58 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:06:07 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:03:02 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol

I lol at your life.

i would lol harder at your life, but i'll try restrain myself since your life is legitimately sad and i want to be nice

I guess some people do view the wild party life as sad and devoid of meaningful human contact but I enjoy it.

mafia with fifteen year olds every night = party life?
lol
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9/15/2014 6:10:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:08:54 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:06:58 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:06:07 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:03:02 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol

I lol at your life.

i would lol harder at your life, but i'll try restrain myself since your life is legitimately sad and i want to be nice

I guess some people do view the wild party life as sad and devoid of meaningful human contact but I enjoy it.

mafia with fifteen year olds every night = party life?
lol

Hey, sometimes to pass on your wisdom you have to grit your teeth and do your time in the trenches.
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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9/15/2014 6:22:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:08:54 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:06:58 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:06:07 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:03:02 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:00:50 PM, debatability wrote:
At 9/15/2014 4:57:34 PM, thett3 wrote:
He had just finished doing something manly
lol
Thett's rock hard abs
lol
Thett was wearing his traditional kingly robes and a jeweled crown.
lol
The lustful thoughts
lol
Thett jumped like he was an NBA player doing a dunk,
lol

I lol at your life.

i would lol harder at your life, but i'll try restrain myself since your life is legitimately sad and i want to be nice

I guess some people do view the wild party life as sad and devoid of meaningful human contact but I enjoy it.

mafia with fifteen year olds every night = party life?
lol

The best kind. xD
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is pure gold.

*awed silence*
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9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/15/2014 7:07:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p

Correction, I just typed ;)
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


"Twilight isn't just about obtuse metaphors between cannibalism and premarital sex, it also teaches us the futility of hope." - Raisor

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9/15/2014 7:08:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:07:47 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p

Correction, I just typed ;)

The clicking sound from your keyboard. T'was the 'speaking.' :P
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/15/2014 7:09:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:08:52 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:07:47 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p

Correction, I just typed ;)

The clicking sound from your keyboard. T'was the 'speaking.' :P

Way to just ruin my compliment of theta's story, Annie... -_-

(JK...lol)
Live Long and Prosper

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9/15/2014 7:11:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:09:45 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:08:52 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:07:47 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p

Correction, I just typed ;)

The clicking sound from your keyboard. T'was the 'speaking.' :P

Way to just ruin my compliment of theta's story, Annie... -_-

(JK...lol)

Clearly, not much of a compliment, was it? ;P (JK)
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/15/2014 7:12:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:11:31 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:09:45 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:08:52 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:07:47 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p

Correction, I just typed ;)

The clicking sound from your keyboard. T'was the 'speaking.' :P

Way to just ruin my compliment of theta's story, Annie... -_-

(JK...lol)

Clearly, not much of a compliment, was it? ;P (JK)

Ouch. Meanie...
Live Long and Prosper

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9/15/2014 7:19:06 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:12:38 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:11:31 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:09:45 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:08:52 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:07:47 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 9/15/2014 7:06:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 9/15/2014 6:58:59 PM, bsh1 wrote:
This is pure gold.
TECHNICALLY, it isn't MADE from gold...

*awed silence*
B-But you just spoke.

xD :p

Correction, I just typed ;)

The clicking sound from your keyboard. T'was the 'speaking.' :P

Way to just ruin my compliment of theta's story, Annie... -_-

(JK...lol)

Clearly, not much of a compliment, was it? ;P (JK)

Ouch. Meanie...

<3
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/15/2014 8:17:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 9/15/2014 7:21:21 PM, Zaradi wrote:
Kfc

nac
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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9/16/2014 11:39:49 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Guarding a tied up Airmax were the notorious trolls GWL_CPA, Izbo10, and STALIN.

Lol this was pretty hilarious but that part ^ is just no XD

First of all, GWL is someone I personally like to troll. I do not side with him. Second, I don't like Izbo, and Third, STALIN betrayed my cause.
The Troll Queen.

I'm also the Troll Goddess of Reason. Sacrifices are appreciated but not necessary.

"I'm a vivacious sex fiend," SolonKR.

Go vote on one of my debates. I'm not that smart, so it'll probably be an easy decision.

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9/16/2014 12:08:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Dance Magic!
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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4/13/2015 8:49:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 9/16/2014 12:08:42 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Dance Magic!

dance magic!
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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4/13/2015 8:52:17 PM
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You should enter this for fan fiction short story while there is still time...
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4/13/2015 8:52:39 PM
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At 4/13/2015 8:52:17 PM, bsh1 wrote:
You should enter this for fan fiction short story while there is still time...

consider it entered
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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4/13/2015 8:53:06 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/13/2015 8:52:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/13/2015 8:52:17 PM, bsh1 wrote:
You should enter this for fan fiction short story while there is still time...

consider it entered

Done.
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