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Attack on Liberal: Ninjas vs. Nudes Ep. 2

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10/12/2014 8:39:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
(Japanese narrator begins speaking)
In the year 845 the Colossal Liberal appeared, reminding humanity of the humiliation of being caged behind the walls...
(Japanese Narrator stops speaking)

Almost everyone living within Shinganshina district gazed upon the terror invoking sight of a Liberal, taller than the 50 meter tall wall, peering into the city with his skinless, fleshy face.
Lannan, Marie, and Crypto were all watching, shocked. Never in their lives had they seen this happen. In fact, according to information available to the public, this kind of thing hadn't happened in approximately 107 years!
But there it was, staring ominously down at the city.
Of course, for that moment it was still behind the walls, giving people the assurance that as frightening as this Colossal Liberal was, it could not inflict any kind of harm upon Shinganshina or the walled in domains behind it.
Shinganshina District was not actually within wall Bush Jr. It was within another walled in area right outside yet connected to Wall Bush Jr. That meant that if Shinganshina District were to fall, the lands inside the 3 primary walls wouldn't fall...provided that the gate connecting Wall Bush Jr's domains and Shinganshina District was properly closed.

Suddenly, there was an extremely loud sound. Smoke filled the air, and whenever it cleared...
There was a large hole in the wall. And the Colossal Liberal was gone, as mysteriously and as suddenly as it had appeared.
"Th-the wall is compromised!" an elderly man said. "The Liberals can get into Shinganshina! That means..."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" someone blurted out. "THE LIBERALS ARE GOING TO EAT US ALL!"
"S-surely the Garrison will repel the attack, right?" Crypto said, his eyes wide open with his pupils small and shaky in the manner of an anime character who has just seen something shocking.
"W-what can the Garrison do against Liberals?" a bystander asked. It was more of a statement than a question.

Then, about 30 seconds later...they came.
Liberals started walking into Shinganshina District through the huge hole in the wall.
Almost immediately the Garrison swung into action, swinging from building to building using their VME, performing their duty to defend Shinganshina District against the Liberals. The rest of them began initiating evacuation procedures, directing people towards the gate so that as many people as possible could escape behind Wall Bush Jr.
In another neighborhood Lannan saw a Liberal stomp by, heading in the direction of his home.
"Mother!" Lannan shouted, rushing towards home before Marie could stop him.
Marie and Crypto ran after Lannan.

Along the way, Lannan passed by an elderly beggar.
"I won't be eaten by Liberals!" the beggar screamed, terrified. He grabbed a sharp stone off the ground and began slashing his wrists. However, before he could bleed out, a Liberal grabbed him, put him to its mouth, and chomped down. A brief downpour of blood fell to the ground below. The beggar's remains were promptly swallowed whole by the Liberal.
Marie and Crypto managed to run past this Liberal on their way to the Jaeger residence.

Finally, Lannan got there. Marie and Crypto arrived seconds later. The house had collapsed, and the lower half of Lannan's mother's body was lodged beneath the rubble.
"Mother!" Lannan said, panicky! "I'll get you out! Just hold on!"
Marie then began helping Lannan try to get the rubble off their mother.
"Lannan, Marie," his mother said weakly, "my legs are broken. Even if I got out from this rubble, I wouldn't be able to escape from here. But you two still have a chance. Please, get out of here are escape behind the wall."
Standing nearby was Bubba, the drunk Garrison captain. He ran past Lannan and Marie.
"You!" Crypto said to the man. "Please! Take Lannan and Marie to safety!"
"Sorry kid," Bubba said. "I've got a Liberal to kill!"
He began to run towards a nearby Liberal, a smiling Liberal. Bubba had never been so scared in his life. He knew that he did not have the courage to confront that Liberal. So, he turned around, grabbed Lannan and Marie, and began running away from the remains of the house. And with it, their mother.
"I'll see you at the gate!" Crypto shouted. Then he ran off, because the Liberal was headed that way.
Unfortunately, carrying both Lannan and Marie, Bubba couldn't run very fast. He was slow enough for Lannan and Marie to see the smiling Liberal walk up to their former home and pick up their mother.
"LANNAN! MARIE!" Their mother screamed as loud as she could. "YOU MUST SURVIVE! SURVIVE!"
That was the last thing she said, for the Liberal put her up to its mouth...and chomped down.
Both Lannan and Marie watched, their faces filled with agony.
As Bubba ran and the siblings wept, the wind slowly carried their mother's blood to the ground like it was snow. It was a beautiful sight but also very cruel.

In his mind, Lannan was consumed with grief. But their was something else: rage. Uncontrollable rage. He did not say it out loud at the time, for his voice seemed incapable of making any sound at that moment, but Lannan made a vow.
He would drive every last Liberal from this world. He would slaughter them all and make them pay for what they did here today, for what they did to his mother...
For what they did to him.
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10/12/2014 8:40:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
(Cue Credits; sight of knives in woods magically make young Marie years older.)
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10/13/2014 12:38:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Next time on Attack on Liberal...

Shinganshina District and then the land within Wall Bush Jr having been overrun by Liberals, thousands of displaced people take refuge behind Wall Bush Sr. Among them are Lannan, Marie, and Crypto, who are forced by the circumstances of their sudden poverty to find work in a sweatshop factory. The three contemplate joining the military, but their employer will not let them go, reminding Marie of the tragic events of the year 844...
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10/13/2014 1:03:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
What happened to leaving the site for 10 days and 6 hours? XD
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10/13/2014 1:06:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Came for the title, left once I saw the text.
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10/13/2014 2:24:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The site is liberally biased. I looked up all the child porn debates on this site from the past 6 years and out of all 10 of them child porn debates the advocates won about 60 percent of the time.
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10/13/2014 3:34:58 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/13/2014 2:24:36 PM, Wylted wrote:
The site is liberally biased. I looked up all the child porn debates on this site from the past 6 years and out of all 10 of them child porn debates the advocates won about 60 percent of the time.

Indeed. So does society. This story is about the Conservative struggle against the giant which represents the Liberal influence over America and the world, though I admit that it's definitely an exaggeration to say that Liberals are dumb naked giants who eat people.
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