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10/19/2014 11:04:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Okay so this is the thread where the winner of the troll voting contest will be announced, this is not my goodbye thread. I still need to actually get the winners address before I leave the site, so dont sh** yourselves that im gonna leave soon just yet.

I analyzed each troll vote through 5 different criteria (shown below) and then totaled each number of points that each vote earned in each category into a final scorecard that indicated how good the vote was overall. The maximum number of points you could get was technically 45, but anything around 25 is considered excellent and a great score

These are the 5 criteria I used when evaluating the votes

1) Key words: Any vote that contained references to "German Dungeon Porn", "Testicular Torsion", "Poorly Timed Holocaust Jokes", or anything that is something you might find in Cards Against Humanity earned you major points in your troll vote. Many people didn't make references to these things, but a few did, and scored big time as a result. (max 10 points)

2) Originality: People who did something wildly different than all other votes got major points for originality and creativity. (Max 10 points)

3) Frozen: People who made any reference at any time to Frozen received a few bonus points, but not very many unless the reference was made in epic fashion. More frozen references earned you more points, but this was the smallest category available (max 5 points)

4) Inside jokes: I have very few ongoing inside jokes with people on DDO, so if you managed to incorporate those into your RFD then that earned you big points. (max 10 points)

5) Overall Humor: The more I laughed, the more points you got, pretty simple. (max 10 points)

The only thing that could lose you points was voting all 7 points against me, among other things. If you voted only some points against me but had even decent rfd"s, I didn't count it against you, but those who voted ALL 7 points against me lost a few points as a result. I couldn't actively say that I would punish those who voted all 7 against me in the contest announcement thread (since that would be borderline bribery), but yeah, those who voted 7 points against me shot themselves in the foot pretty hard. Again, People who only gave 0-3 or 0-4 votes against me were NOT punished, only those who gave full 0-7 votes were.

An ideal vote according to the criteria above would be something along the lines of like this:

"Because con forfeited every round (I assume he was arrested for masturbating in an abortion clinic and for speaking out against the holiness of Frozen, later being sentenced to being a mutilated sex doll in german dungeon porn as punishment) Pro walked away with a win as if he was walking to bed with Thett"s sister. The few arguments pro did provide were more than enough to castrate whatever arguments con could have pulled out of his ever-malfunctioning urethra, but the full forfeit made this debate even more one sided than it otherwise would have been. The many haters of ima who were hoping for birdland to put up a fight were probably disappointed that ima would walk away with an easy win, but they are simply going to have to let it go and crawl back to the southern isles that they came from (also known as edeb8)

^ This example of an rfd had several key words that you would find in cards against humanity, contained several inside jokes, a handful of frozen references, and overall something i would have found hysterical even though its not the most creative thing that could be imagined.

Now then, here is an analysis of every vote and how they ultimately did.

Thett3: Thett was the first one to cast a vote and he did so in epic fashion, posting an altered picture of me and his older sister who I said before I was attracted to. Major points for using an inside joke in his rfd, and he also got major points for being very creative with his vote as well. While he only posted the picture as his entire rfd, Thett set the bar very high for everyone else in the competition right off the bat.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 10/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 10/10
Hum = 10/10
Total = 30/45

Uchiha - Uchiha was the second person to cast a vote on the debate, giving some points to con based on the idiotic logic that one of my retarded stalkers in the comments section tried to use. While his rfd technically qualified as an inside joke, there wasn't really a "lol" quality to the vote similar to the one thett"s evoked, so Uchiha only earned a few points in various categories as a result.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 3/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 2/10
Hum = 2/10
Total = 7/45

Linkish- Linkish was third, and based his rfd entirely as a reaction to Uchiha"s rfd, which gave Linkish some creativity points, though not as many as Thett got for his picture. Several uses of words like "anus", "jhon sexgerbil", and sounds made in a public bathroom were things I found very entertaining though, so Linkish earned a good amount of points for being funny in addition to ones for creativity.
K-W = 9/10
Ori = 6/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 10/10
Total = 25/45

Esocial - Esocial was the next to cast a vote after Linkish, and he was the first to post his rfd in the comments section of the debate. In addition to referring to me as "Supreme Leader" which tickled my massive ego, Esocial also incorporated many, many other common themes of DDO itself into his vote, while at the same time greatly sh*tting all over birdland for forfeiting the debate, earning quality inside joke points and funny points in the process. Esocial was also the first to make a "Frozen" reference, though it was only a single time, but he got bonus points for being the first to do so nonetheless.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 0/10
Fro = 2/5
I-J = 10/10
Hum = 10/10
Total = 22/45

Endarkened - ER was the next to cast a vote, and immediately started out with a well worded reference to Frozen which set the tone for the rest of the rfd. He then introduced his own crazy conspiracy theory for why the game was rigged, a theory I found very entertaining, and even incorporated Elsa and Frozen into the conspiracy theory itself, racking up points for being funny referencing frozen, and being a tad creative and original all at the same time. He finished the vote by giving pro points for impeccable spelling, which I actually found quite funny as well.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 5/10
Fro = 5/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 10/10
Total = 20/45

Mikal - Mikal was the first person to give a a full 7 point vote in my favor, but his original rfd was a solid 3 comments long which violated one of (the few) rules of the competition, rfd"s in the comments section could only be 1 comment long, so while Mikal did give a very hysterical and amazing rfd, it sadly was not admissible for the contest.

Tvellalott - TV casted the next vote, giving a full 0-7 vote in favor of Birdland with an rfd that consisted of just two frozen references. While certainly a ballsy move to make, the great amount of humor in all the other votes made tvella"s gamble completely fall flat, and he ended up with very few points in the end as a result.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 0/10
Fro = 2/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 0/10
-1 for full vote against
Total = 1/45

Blade - Blade-of-Truth casted a 4-0 vote in my favor, but like TV he also had an rfd that only made a reference to Frozen and nothing else. The vote itself looked like it could be a legitimate vote for any forfeited debate though, and Blade only got points for making a single frozen reference in the end.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 0/10
Fro = 2/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 0/10
Total = 2/45
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10/19/2014 11:05:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
LogicalLunatic - Logical originally signed up for the contest but was somehow left off the original list, so he was allowed to participate even though he wasn't able to actually cast a vote due to circumstances outside his control. LL voted for birdland, but he made several jokes throughout his rfd that included "Jewish Illuminati Airmax", which since airman is jewish earned him some inside joke points, along with several jokes relating to atheism and liberals that I found somewhat humorous, earning him good points for being funny as a result. However, LogicalLunatic lost points for being a loser/troll, which effectively knocked him out of the running in the competition

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 5/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 5/10
Hum = 6/10
-15 for being Bubbatheclown
Total = 3/45

9space - 9space also placed his rfd in the comments section, and his rfd was structured entirely around a trolling technique I used on a debate years ago, before putting his own spin into the same style of argumentation that stretched into 3 paragraphs. The reference to an ancient debate earned him solid creativity and inside joke points, and it was hysterically done as well, earning him a good amount of points in three of the four major criteria.

K-W = 1/10
Ori = 7/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 10/10
Hum = 7/10
Total = 25/45

Bladerunner - Bladerunner"s rfd was written as if it was a very pissed off yelp review, which earned him some points for humor and originality, with a few key words thrown in here and there as well. The full 7 point vote for birdland did cost him some points, and overall the vote could have been improved

K-W = 3/10
Ori = 5/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 5/10
-1 for full vote against
Total = 12/45

Seventh- SeventhProfessor"s rfd was similar to blade"s in that it could easily be mistaken for a legitimate vote, but contained no funny kew words, no inside jokes, no originality, and really nothing humorous whatsoever.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 0/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 0/10
Total = 0/45

Wylted- Wylteds vote was also stuck in the comments section, and was an elaborate conspiracy theory similar to what endarkenedrationalist did, earning him points for creativity and overall humor. Wylted also threw in a little bribe at the end in a joke involving a check for $10 that really made me laugh, so he picked up more creativity and humor points for that as well, in the end coming out with a respectable score.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 8/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 8/10
Total = 16/45

Zaradi - Zaradi"s troll vote was a link to a picture of Cards Against Humanity, which said "Step 1: Bitches, Step 2: Date rape, Step 3: Profit. Since I have a rather dark sense of humor, and have played cards against humanity in google hangouts, I laughed very heartily at seeing the picture. Zaradi racked up a sh**load of points in many categories, and would have taken full points in creativity had thett3 not posted a picture entirely as his rfd as well.

K-W = 9/10
Ori = 6/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 8/10
Hum = 8/10
Total = 31/45

Xlav was next, and his vote was a simple joke about asking for money since his country only had pesos. He could have really racked up points had he thrown in a race joke or two, but his rfd fell flat, especially compared to the ingenuity of some of the other votes that were casted.

K-W = 0/10
Ori = 0/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 2/10
Hum = 1/10
Total = 3/45

Ragnar was next, giving a 7 point vote to birdland and saying he would put his rfd in the comments section. Unfortunately, he never got around to submitting his rfd, but his use of the phrase "mouth-diarrhea" and a reference to bath salts earned him some points regardless.

K-W = 8/10
Ori = 0/10
Fro = 0/5
I-J = 0/10
Hum = 8/10
-1 for full vote against
Total = 15/45

Crypto was the last person to cast a vote, where he posted his rfd into 4 comments in the debate with the actual rfd itself going to a google doc showing the same rfd that took up multiple comments. One of the few rules in this contest was that you had to post the rfd somewhere on the debate itself, and that it could not be longer than a single comment. Therefore, crypto"s vote was invalid.

Those were the all of the votes that people had sunk some amount of effort into casting, and after organizing all of the votes in order from least to most points earned, here are the final standings:

=================================================================

L - Crypto = Invalid
L - Mikal = Invalid
L - Seventh = 0 Points
14th - Tvellalott = 1 Point
13th - Bladeoftruth = 2 Points
T11th - LogicalLunatic = 3 Points
T11th - XLAV = 3 Points
10th - Uchiha = 7 Points
9th - Bladerunner = 12 Points
8th - Ragnar = 15 Points
7th - Wylted = 16 Points
6th - Endarkened = 20 Points
5th - Esocial = 22 Points

T3rd - 9space = 25 Points
T3rd - Linkish = 25 Points
2nd - Thett3 = 30 Points
1st - Zaradi = 31 Points

Zaradi has won the troll vote competition, beating out thett3 by a single point. Zaradi now has first dibs on the prize money. If he declines the prize, then Thett3 can accept it. If they both decline, well then i'm in a bit of a jam since two people came in a tie for third, but hopefully that wont happen.

Thank you all for participating in the voting contest, special shoutout to birdlandmemories for being a f*cking coward and making this all possible :D
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10/19/2014 11:21:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:04:56 PM, imabench wrote:
Okay so this is the thread where the winner of the troll voting contest will be announced, this is not my goodbye thread. I still need to actually get the winners address before I leave the site, so dont sh** yourselves that im gonna leave soon just yet.

I analyzed each troll vote through 5 different criteria (shown below) and then totaled each number of points that each vote earned in each category into a final scorecard that indicated how good the vote was overall. The maximum number of points you could get was technically 45, but anything around 25 is considered excellent and a great score

These are the 5 criteria I used when evaluating the votes
Esocial - Esocial was the next to cast a vote after Linkish, and he was the first to post his rfd in the comments section of the debate. In addition to referring to me as "Supreme Leader" which tickled my massive ego, Esocial also incorporated many, many other common themes of DDO itself into his vote, while at the same time greatly sh*tting all over birdland for forfeiting the debate, earning quality inside joke points and funny points in the process. Esocial was also the first to make a "Frozen" reference, though it was only a single time, but he got bonus points for being the first to do so nonetheless.

I'm a SHE. WTF
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10/19/2014 11:21:14 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
o_O
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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10/19/2014 11:30:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Ty for giving me five dollars for free!

Alternatively, I had a five dollar bill in my wallet a few hours ago and people saw an odd looking bench lurking around at the time it went missing. I think someone stole it..,
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10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.
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10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair
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"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/19/2014 11:46:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Lol...this competition was definitely entertaining to follow. Congrats, Zaradi.
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10/19/2014 11:46:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:21:01 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:04:56 PM, imabench wrote:
Okay so this is the thread where the winner of the troll voting contest will be announced, this is not my goodbye thread. I still need to actually get the winners address before I leave the site, so dont sh** yourselves that im gonna leave soon just yet.

I analyzed each troll vote through 5 different criteria (shown below) and then totaled each number of points that each vote earned in each category into a final scorecard that indicated how good the vote was overall. The maximum number of points you could get was technically 45, but anything around 25 is considered excellent and a great score

These are the 5 criteria I used when evaluating the votes
Esocial - Esocial was the next to cast a vote after Linkish, and he was the first to post his rfd in the comments section of the debate. In addition to referring to me as "Supreme Leader" which tickled my massive ego, Esocial also incorporated many, many other common themes of DDO itself into his vote, while at the same time greatly sh*tting all over birdland for forfeiting the debate, earning quality inside joke points and funny points in the process. Esocial was also the first to make a "Frozen" reference, though it was only a single time, but he got bonus points for being the first to do so nonetheless.

I'm a SHE. WTF

epic troll is epic
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10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.
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10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.
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"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/19/2014 11:51:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Waitwaitwait back up to the start. You're at A&M now. That's like 3 hours from me.
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10/19/2014 11:52:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:51:17 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Waitwaitwait back up to the start. You're at A&M now. That's like 3 hours from me.

I'll come back to knock you the fck out m8
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#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.
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10/19/2014 11:53:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:52:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:51:17 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Waitwaitwait back up to the start. You're at A&M now. That's like 3 hours from me.

I'll come back to knock you the fck out m8

You'd spend more than 5 dollars just on the drive down alone. Wtf?
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10/19/2014 11:53:33 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

Keep your fantasies to yourself please, it's unbecoming to the tradition of manly combat.
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/19/2014 11:56:27 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:53:19 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:51:17 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Waitwaitwait back up to the start. You're at A&M now. That's like 3 hours from me.

I'll come back to knock you the fck out m8

You'd spend more than 5 dollars just on the drive down alone. Wtf?

Who needs to drive when you have a biplane?
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/19/2014 11:59:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:56:27 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:53:19 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:51:17 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Waitwaitwait back up to the start. You're at A&M now. That's like 3 hours from me.

I'll come back to knock you the fck out m8

You'd spend more than 5 dollars just on the drive down alone. Wtf?

Who needs to drive when you have a biplane?

Because airplane fuel costs a helluva lot less than car fuel...
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10/20/2014 12:00:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:53:33 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

Keep your fantasies to yourself please, it's unbecoming to the tradition of manly combat.

Hey you were the one describing a one night stand. I'm just the messenger.
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10/20/2014 12:06:26 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/20/2014 12:00:09 AM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:53:33 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

Keep your fantasies to yourself please, it's unbecoming to the tradition of manly combat.

Hey you were the one describing a one night stand. I'm just the messenger.

You must watch some weird porn, friend
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: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
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10/20/2014 12:10:41 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/20/2014 12:06:26 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/20/2014 12:00:09 AM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:53:33 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

Keep your fantasies to yourself please, it's unbecoming to the tradition of manly combat.

Hey you were the one describing a one night stand. I'm just the messenger.

You must watch some weird porn, friend

It can't be that weird. My Asian friends recommended it.
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10/20/2014 12:18:47 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

^ win
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10/20/2014 1:37:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Congrats zaradi! I think it was $20 cause bench couldn't find a guy who had money laying around.
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10/20/2014 1:38:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/20/2014 12:18:47 AM, imabench wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

^ win

Owh snap. Someone better get YYW
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10/20/2014 1:40:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/20/2014 1:38:31 AM, VelCrow wrote:
At 10/20/2014 12:18:47 AM, imabench wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

^ win

Owh snap. Someone better get YYW

Sh!t.. What am I saying =.='
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10/20/2014 5:31:08 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/20/2014 1:40:14 AM, VelCrow wrote:
At 10/20/2014 1:38:31 AM, VelCrow wrote:
At 10/20/2014 12:18:47 AM, imabench wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

^ win

Owh snap. Someone better get YYW

Sh!t.. What am I saying =.='

LMAO XD XD XD
VelCrow, you have a dirty mind. :P
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10/20/2014 6:11:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/20/2014 5:31:08 AM, RevNge wrote:
At 10/20/2014 1:40:14 AM, VelCrow wrote:
At 10/20/2014 1:38:31 AM, VelCrow wrote:
At 10/20/2014 12:18:47 AM, imabench wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:52:27 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:49:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:46:49 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:42:25 PM, thett3 wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:39:51 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 10/19/2014 11:37:42 PM, thett3 wrote:
Wait bench, Zaradi and I live like 15 minutes away from each other. Can't we fight for it? Please?

Bitch pls. I'd hit you once and then you'd start crying that I messed up your flawlessly pale skin. It'd be over in an instant.

This part is true but it would be you who is doing the crying after I knock you out and cut off all your emo hair

You couldn't physically knock me out. You'd be too afraid of chipping a nail to try to punch me.

Won't even need to. I'll sweep your legs out from under you and then your head will fall onto my rock hard abs, knocking you out.

Are you talking about a fight or a one night stand? Because what you're describing sounds a hell of a lot more like the second one.

^ win

Owh snap. Someone better get YYW

Sh!t.. What am I saying =.='

LMAO XD XD XD
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