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10/26/2014 12:52:56 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Describe an awkward situation. The person below, respond with how you would react. You may repeat the same situation to solicit another's response.

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10/26/2014 12:58:50 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Are we coming up with hypothetical situations or ones based off of real life?
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10/26/2014 12:59:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
You open a friend's computer to find a detailed and thoroughly written literotica describing you and various others partaking in intense gore pornography.
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10/26/2014 1:03:40 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 12:59:36 AM, Daltonian wrote:
You open a friend's computer to find a detailed and thoroughly written literotica describing you and various others partaking in intense gore pornography.

Download a picture of the troll face to the computer and paste it at the end of the story.
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And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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10/26/2014 1:04:05 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 12:52:56 AM, YYW wrote:
Describe an awkward situation. The person below, respond with how you would react. You may repeat the same situation to solicit another's response.

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- A guy tried to flirt with me once, and I LITERALLY turned around and ran from him.
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- For four years, my sister thought I was gay. For part of that, my parents tried to convert me, and almost sent me to an All Boys' High School, that only accepts about 10 girls. I got accepted into the school, but my curren principal refused to sign the transfer slip because she's a b*tch she didn't want me to leave.
Why did they think I was gay? >>
I went to one of my friends' birthday party. (All Girls' ofc.) Some of them were drunk and we were fooling around. We all shared the same fork to cut and eat the cake. So one of us said, "Instead of blood brothers, we're spit sisters because we shared a fork." One of the parents overheard, "Spit sisters... Shared a fork," and you know? Fork... fork... fuuucckkk? Get it? So yeah, they thought I was gay for a good while.
Are they correct? I'll leave that for you to decide. ;-)
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I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

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10/26/2014 1:06:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Your mother catches you vigorously masturbating to pornography of transsexuals having sex with horses at 3:00 AM
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And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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10/26/2014 1:06:49 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:04:05 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/26/2014 12:52:56 AM, YYW wrote:
Describe an awkward situation. The person below, respond with how you would react. You may repeat the same situation to solicit another's response.

Go.
- A guy tried to flirt with me once, and I LITERALLY turned around and ran from him.

Run after her. If a girl runs away from you, she wants you to give chase. To show your true dedication.

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- For four years, my sister thought I was gay. For part of that, my parents tried to convert me, and almost sent me to an All Boys' High School, that only accepts about 10 girls. I got accepted into the school, but my curren principal refused to sign the transfer slip because she's a b*tch she didn't want me to leave.
Why did they think I was gay? >>
I went to one of my friends' birthday party. (All Girls' ofc.) Some of them were drunk and we were fooling around. We all shared the same fork to cut and eat the cake. So one of us said, "Instead of blood brothers, we're spit sisters because we shared a fork." One of the parents overheard, "Spit sisters... Shared a fork," and you know? Fork... fork... fuuucckkk? Get it? So yeah, they thought I was gay for a good while.
Are they correct? I'll leave that for you to decide. ;-)

Every time you see your sister from now on, you try to kiss her. And ask your mom for instruction in proper cunnilingus technique.

Am I doing this right?
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10/26/2014 1:07:23 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:06:35 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Your mother catches you vigorously masturbating to pornography of transsexuals having sex with horses at 3:00 AM

And she doesn't react, because that's just a normal Tuesday.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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10/26/2014 1:08:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:07:23 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:06:35 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Your mother catches you vigorously masturbating to pornography of transsexuals having sex with horses at 3:00 AM

And she doesn't react, because that's just a normal Tuesday.

Rofl
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And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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10/26/2014 1:09:10 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
You're having sex with your girlfriend, but you accidentally used too much lube. You slip out and go full force into the wrong hole.

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10/26/2014 1:09:18 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Oh my parents walked in on me watching gay porn once...
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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10/26/2014 1:09:33 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
That moment when the gay policy debater on the team you coach sits on your lap during practice...
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10/26/2014 1:10:23 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:09:18 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Oh my parents walked in on me watching gay porn once...

OMG! What happened? Gay male porn or lesbian porn?
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10/26/2014 1:12:15 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:10:23 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:18 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Oh my parents walked in on me watching gay porn once...

OMG! What happened? Gay male porn or lesbian porn?

Lesbian... I think they tried to pretend they didnt see... they left and went to their room
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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10/26/2014 1:12:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:12:15 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:10:23 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:18 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Oh my parents walked in on me watching gay porn once...

OMG! What happened? Gay male porn or lesbian porn?

Lesbian... I think they tried to pretend they didnt see... they left and went to their room

LMFAO...! That's hilarious...
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10/26/2014 1:13:33 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:12:43 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:12:15 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:10:23 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:18 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Oh my parents walked in on me watching gay porn once...

OMG! What happened? Gay male porn or lesbian porn?

Lesbian... I think they tried to pretend they didnt see... they left and went to their room

LMFAO...! That's hilarious...

I mean... they do think I'm their gay little disappointment sometimes so XD
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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10/26/2014 1:14:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:13:33 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:12:43 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:12:15 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:10:23 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:18 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
Oh my parents walked in on me watching gay porn once...

OMG! What happened? Gay male porn or lesbian porn?

Lesbian... I think they tried to pretend they didnt see... they left and went to their room

LMFAO...! That's hilarious...

I mean... they do think I'm their gay little disappointment sometimes so XD

I am sure they don't think you're a disappointment, Annie. *hugs*
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10/26/2014 1:14:44 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
You go up in front of a class to do an oral presentation, but an extremely awkward or graphic image (i.e shirtless man, girl in provocative bikini, full-fledged nude person, etc) is still on the screen of your computer from last night's browsing.
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10/26/2014 1:15:16 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:09:33 AM, bsh1 wrote:
That moment when the gay policy debater on the team you coach sits on your lap during practice...

If you did that during debate practice... that would be just fine... but if a guy I wasn't dating did that... different situation there.
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10/26/2014 1:15:20 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:09:33 AM, bsh1 wrote:
That moment when the gay policy debater on the team you coach sits on your lap during practice...

...

*"The fvck are you doing?"*
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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10/26/2014 1:15:28 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:09:10 AM, bluesteel wrote:
You're having sex with your girlfriend, but you accidentally used too much lube. You slip out and go full force into the wrong hole.

Go.

You keep going. What, you gonna stop and just look down at it like "Oh man I dun f*cked up now"?
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10/26/2014 1:16:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:14:44 AM, Daltonian wrote:
You go up in front of a class to do an oral presentation, but an extremely awkward or graphic image (i.e shirtless man, girl in provocative bikini, full-fledged nude person, etc) is still on the screen of your computer from last night's browsing.

Laugh it off and say "well, you all know that I have exquisite taste in porn now. Shall we begin?"
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10/26/2014 1:17:23 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:14:44 AM, Daltonian wrote:
You go up in front of a class to do an oral presentation, but an extremely awkward or graphic image (i.e shirtless man, girl in provocative bikini, full-fledged nude person, etc) is still on the screen of your computer from last night's browsing.

"Wait, we were giving a presentation on Oral, right? Oh, it was an Oral presentation, not a presentation on oral? Whoops, let me change the powerpoint."
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10/26/2014 1:18:24 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
i challenge you all to describe awkward situations without any sexual implications XD
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10/26/2014 1:18:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:14:44 AM, Daltonian wrote:
You go up in front of a class to do an oral presentation, but an extremely awkward or graphic image (i.e shirtless man, girl in provocative bikini, full-fledged nude person, etc) is still on the screen of your computer from last night's browsing.

"Oh so apparently borrowing a laptop wasn't the best decision, but onto my presentation..."
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10/26/2014 1:19:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:15:16 AM, YYW wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:33 AM, bsh1 wrote:
That moment when the gay policy debater on the team you coach sits on your lap during practice...

If you did that during debate practice... that would be just fine... but if a guy I wasn't dating did that... different situation there.

IDK...I *seriously* need to have a talk to him about boundaries. His flirting gets more blatant by the week.
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10/26/2014 1:19:53 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:18:31 AM, Cermank wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:14:44 AM, Daltonian wrote:
You go up in front of a class to do an oral presentation, but an extremely awkward or graphic image (i.e shirtless man, girl in provocative bikini, full-fledged nude person, etc) is still on the screen of your computer from last night's browsing.

"Oh so apparently borrowing a laptop wasn't the best decision, but onto my presentation..."

Rofl...
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10/26/2014 1:20:26 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:19:25 AM, bsh1 wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:15:16 AM, YYW wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:33 AM, bsh1 wrote:
That moment when the gay policy debater on the team you coach sits on your lap during practice...

If you did that during debate practice... that would be just fine... but if a guy I wasn't dating did that... different situation there.

IDK...I *seriously* need to have a talk to him about boundaries. His flirting gets more blatant by the week.

Maybe you should bend him over and spank him... that might teach him to behave?
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10/26/2014 1:21:18 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:15:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:09:33 AM, bsh1 wrote:
That moment when the gay policy debater on the team you coach sits on your lap during practice...

...

*"The fvck are you doing?"*

He has a thing for me. I am trying to find a polite way to tell him "no."
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10/26/2014 1:22:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 10/26/2014 1:18:31 AM, Cermank wrote:
At 10/26/2014 1:14:44 AM, Daltonian wrote:
You go up in front of a class to do an oral presentation, but an extremely awkward or graphic image (i.e shirtless man, girl in provocative bikini, full-fledged nude person, etc) is still on the screen of your computer from last night's browsing.

"Oh so apparently borrowing a laptop wasn't the best decision, but onto my presentation..."

Oh come on... if you get caught with last night's porn you've got to own it. lol
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