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11/27/2014 10:09:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Thanks esocial for choosing Wylted and bluesteel to have the honor of interviewing you for Teatime with Annie . . . with Annie. I tried to do your interview in the same format as you do other people's, with my random thoughts and reactions to your answers spliced in. Also, bluesteel asked all the gross questions and wylted asked all the racist and president-murdery ones. Bluesteel just wanted you all to know that. Anyway, let's get started...

Why'd you join DDO? Who was your first friend here?
I was supposed to be part of a debate competition, so I was researching the topic and came across DDO. I found debating fascinating, so I voyeured for a while and then joined. After I had gotten stats and everything for my partner and I, my bitc- teacher replaced me out so her favourite student could get recognition.

What is your favorite food?
My mum's lasagne, my grandpa's soup and doubles. #trini-to-the-bone

What is soup and doubles? Is that where you eat soup while playing tennis?
Nope, lol.
They're not related.

Soup: http://caribbeanpot.com...
Doubles: http://trinichow.files.wordpress.com...

If you were intent on killing the president of the United States, how would you go about doing it?
I'd need a legitimate reason.

The president of the United States is black. He also hypothetically kills everyone you love. Now how do you kill him?

Paralyze him temporarily, tie him down to a chair. Slice him up with a thin knife. Rub salt, pepper and citrus juices into [his] wounds. Suspend [him] in mid air, and dig [him] with a dull knife. Light [his] bottom with gunpowder, and slice [his] d*ck, and wait till [he] bleed[s] to almost death, slowly and painfully.

*** uhhhh, the next knock at your door is sooooo going to be the Secret Service coming to arrest you ***

Are you a virgin?
yes

so do you actually want to be one?
one wut? 0.0

do you have any crushes?
yes

why don't you ask a boy out?
Because I have no time and effort to put into a relationship which is not going to last.

would you prefer a hairy or hairless guy?
hairless xD It's smoother and sexier.

if you were married and your husband told you he was gay, what would you do?
I dont plan on getting married, but if [I did]- I'd let him leave so he can be with someone he loves, or if we can still be together, we'd figure out something. I wouldn't marry someone who would wanna have sex so I guess we could just try to have a romantic relationship, and if not, just live together as friends"

***Wow, esocial would make the perfect beard***

In There's Something About Mary, the main female protagonist sees something which she thinks is hair gel and puts it in her hair. Turns out it's semen. If this happened to you, would you want your date to tell you the truth or spare you the awkwardness of knowing?
Tell me so I can go wash it out eww!

Picture your parents having sex. How horrified are you, on a scale from 1-10?
8... .... .... ... To add to that .... Uhh... I found a whip... a broken whip... so yeah... My parents tried to leave a lot to imagination... but that... was... umm.. yeah.. boom. ... .... ..... ... A lot of girls in my yea[r] fantasize about my dad though. For some reason, though my parents are in their forties, they look strangely young. Like, I look older than them (height might help me out in that...)

*** Uh, not sure if Electra complex or just normal amount of fascination with father"s young features ***

You don't want to marry someone who wants to have sex? Can I interest you in ajab?
I don't want to marry someone who'll puke on me if he sees me in anything but long garbs, nor someone who would send me to jail for their murder... :-)

*** hmm, this interview got a little more murder-y than I was expecting ***

Why did you say you wanted to marry someone who was asexual? You don't ever want to have sex, like ever? Not even when you're on your deathbed, just to see what it feels like? Not even just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels?
Nope. No sex. Nada. ^.^

What is your worst period story (i.e. happened in awkward place, especially heavy flow, etc.)?
Well, I have polycystic ovaries so my period has always come weird. I never know when to expect it. Umm... I think my worst period was last year- I got my period on the last day of Ramadan, so I had to stop fasting, but it came with a slow flow, and it hadn't come for a few months, so it lasted for about two weeks.

Excuse either my ignorance of the Muslim religion or the female body, but why do you have to stop fasting just because your period started?
Since when we have our periods, we lack iron, and we need to resupplement it to our bodies, we can't fast, or we might faint away or something. (Personally, if it wasn't haram to fast during your period, I'd do it. One of the reasons why we fast is to feel empathy for impoverished people. They don't have the choice when they can eat or not sometimes, even if they have their period. So I don't see why we couldn't choose to fast during our times of the month also.)

*** uhh good to know. If I ever date a Muslim woman, I will buy her iron supplements during the month of Ramadan ***

What is the most awkward thing you have ever done in school?
Umm... I don't consider most things awkward. I like doing crazy to things to make people laugh or smile. :-) Uhh... Probably dressing up as an old Indian lady- no that was fun. ... Uhh. For the Science fair, I tied my hair on top of my head in two ponies and platted it so that it would look like antennae and then I drew a huge ant to stick on the front of my body, and back. I went around dancing, wiggling, and was called up by a teacher on the auditorium stage to dance around.It was especially fun and cool because I can't dance for sh1t so I was just there, attempting to do the robot, in an ant costume, and other terrible moves. xD

Have you ever farted really loud in public? If so, what happened next?
Uhh... Idts, IIRC.

*** no idea what any of those acronyms means . . . ANYWAYS ***

Do you ever shave your legs or always just keep them covered up?
I shave my legs pretty often. We wear a skirt to school, so ya know? Gots to shave em. ;-)

If your were employed as a Brazilian waxer, would you rather wax women from India or Trinidad & Tobago? (or as the Australians would say, "who would you rather go bushwacking with down under")
Lol. Umm... India.

*** ohh uhh, good luck . . . I hear they're SUPER hairy ***

Your closest female friend is lying naked in front of you fingering herself. How turned on are you on a scale from 1-10?
Considering the fact that Megs is sexy as Hell, very. ^.^ I had a pic of the two of us, with her kissing my cheek, up once upon a time.

*** oh uhhh, I'm sorry I missed that ***

I actually flirt with her for fun, because she gets all weird about it and scolds me that her bf won't approve. xD I once sexted her and her dad saw it. That was... lol

*** no wonder the bf doesn't approve; Meg probably blamed your sexting on him ***
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
bluesteel
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11/27/2014 10:13:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
A quick game of "would you rather": would you rather drink period blood or really runny diarrhea? But not like watery diarrhea, think the texture of a chocolate milkshake, but with poop instead.

Period blood. bleh

What is the grossest porn you've seen? Did you enjoy it?

RM... *sighs* ... showed us... *gags*... these girls .... eating each others vomit and poop.... No I did not enjoy it. I almost threw up and died.

*** Almost threw up? So you were so inspired by the porno you tried to recreate it? ***

Actually, to add to my most awkward moment . . . My friend and I were hiding in a bathroom stall looking at pics, the same girl- Meg. And we walked out together laughing. Some other girls saw us and rumours had it that we were scissors-sisters. Lol. Her bf wasn't too pleased about that. xD

*** Well, I'm glad the vomit/poop porno reminded you of that story ***

So *why* on the no sex thing?
Umm well, for many reasons. One is that I find it kind of gross. Two, is that I'm not particularly comfortable with showing my bare body to anyone because of my eczema. And a few other reasons I wouldn't like to get into.

*** Awww, you and ajab are purrrfect for each other. ***

If Meg and her boyfriend asked you to have a threesome, would you do it?
Nope. As I said, no sex. xD

*** hmm, I never said you had to do the boyfriend . . . ***

You said in a PM once that you watch a lot of porn. Are you also a voyeur? If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?
Umm... I don't recall that, but I was probably just joking. I watch some porn gifs, but I prefer reading- it allows you to use your imagination. xD

Does "no sex" mean no masturbation?
No. xD

*** 0.0 ***

>What is the thing you find strangest about American culture?
Umm... I'm not sure. xD Probably the lack of vibrancy.

*** uhh, it"s spelled "vibrators," and I'm pretty sure we have those here too. ***

Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.

*** jelly? ***

So, seriously, do you have the hots for Meg? You insist you're not a lesbian, but how sure are you on a scale from 1-10? Your sister doesn't seem so sure....
8 . . . . xD And lol, yes I am sooo into her. JK Lol. I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Lol

Does Meg know your DDO name?
Yes, she joined actually. xD . . . . She's aware I waste most of my time here. A few DDOrks have met her. xD

*** ohhh okay . . . that explains why you won"t admit you have the hots for her . . . she could be reading this right now . . . ***

What's the most controversial opinion that you hold?
Umm... I don't know. I'm a Muslim, yet I condone, for lack of a better word, and encourage homosexuality. Especially in Trinidad, where gay marriage is prohibited and I live amongst uber-conservatives and bigots, with all due respect to my family. In my honest opinion, let's say IF homosexuals will go to Hell (which I completely disagree with), them heterosexuals should leave them be. Everyone should be allowed to make their own decisions in life. It's funny actually, how fast I can detach myself emotionally from people quickly if they do something extremely horrible that I disagree with. Yet others, like my family, would keep giving them second chances, and trying to "save them." People should make their own decisions, and others should recognize and acknowledge them. If they don't agree, then it's their problem.

What's the most tragic thing that that's ever happened to you?
We should always, I believe, look at the brighter sides of things. Robert Frost summed up all he learnt in life in 3 words: "It goes on." There's little use crying over spilled milk. One should take the negative things and transform it into something postive, to help them grow. "Scars remind us where we've been - they don't dictate our lives."

*** awww, so inspiring! ***

Why do all your people either work at gas stations or become doctors in the United States? Do they not realize other occupations exist ?
Most people associate doctors and lawyers with wealth and success. For instance, it was my parents' dream that I would become a lawyer, and be better than they were. Unfortunately, I refuse to be corrupt, which most lawyers in T'dad are, and I would become wrecked if I ever got into that field. Instead, I'm interested in actuarial science.
Oh, and they choose to go to the US because of better employment opportunities and pay.

How did it make you feel when Jifpop accused you of being an infidel?
To beat him. I mean, I'm not the best example of a Muslim, but I do consider myself a Muslim, despite my quirks and disagreements. I'm trying my best to hold fast to that. Though I have been thinking about deism.

Jeans or yoga pants?
Bell-bottom jeans. Yoga pants are too hot.
*** yeah, I agree . . . seeing a girl in yoga pants . . . so hot. I bet Meg looks great in yoga pants. ***

Do you think you could ever take the Great American Challenge?[http://i.imgur.com...]
Nope. Lol.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
An actuary. I love analysis, statistics and probability. Put it all together= actuary.
*** so calculating people"s chances of dying? Sounds . . . fun? ***

So seriously, no bs. Describe the true nature of your relationship with Endark.
He was one of my closest friends on the site. He's incredibly sweet, and I [fi]nd it very easy to talk to him. I really do love him. :-)

However, I don't think he realized how dark and cynical I was before we decided to do this shiz... We both bonded over our disdain, and hatred, for lack of a better word, of love. Yet, I don't think we understood our feelings against love completely when we spoke initially and before about it. Now, I think he thinks I'm a materialistic bitch. Lol. But alas, I will, most likely, never change. xD

*** awwwwww . . . {tear} ***

ok, screw, marry, kill:

liz, angelofdeath, ajab?

screw liz, marry Kitty, kill ajab (sowwie bro)

jifpop, vi_veri, oryus?
Idk Vi_veri, but screw vi, marry oryus, kill jifpop

danielle, GCL, RM?
Screw Dani, marry GCL, Kill RM

*** hmmm, I"m seeing a clear trend here, gender-wise ***
......
(Or Screw RM... He has nice eyes. ;-) JK JK)

*** oh, uhhhh, 0.0 . . . . that was unexpected. For so many reasons . . . ***

Meg, Angelofdeath, Endark

Ooooh that's a hard one. Lol. Umm... Screw meg (because ennie's asexual), marry angel and kill endark (only because endark is asexual... and already refused to marry me :PPP)

Besides the corruption, what is the worst part of living in Trinidad & Tobago?
Crime.

*** wow . . . this interview just went through a sudden change of tone. Am I doing this right??? ***
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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11/27/2014 10:14:48 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Do all your friends have cool British accents? No one learned from an American teacher?
Umm... none of us have British accents. Lol. We have Trinidadian accents. xD
Except Charlie who moved from England. xD

What is the native language anyway in T&T?
English. But we have our Trinidadian dialect. Spanish is pretty popular in the Caribbean as well, but not as prevalent in T'dad.

*** What is with this girl"s obsession with her dad? The Freudian slip is strong in you, young padawan. ***

If you had to choose a catchphrase, what would it be?
When nothing goes right, what do we do? Go left!

What is your favorite childhood memory?
Me and my grandpa, all my cousins were together. We were making home-made kites. It was when we all got along and stuff... :-) Before he got sick and weaker .

Did you used to wet the bed?
Ironically, out of everyone in my generation in my family, I'm the only one who never wet the bed. xD

*** that is quite an accomplishment . . . ***

What is the nicest thing your sister has ever done for you and that you have ever done for your sister?
My sister and I have always been there for each other. We do banter, but we're closer than most. My sister and I confide in one another.

When I was younger and used to be bullied, my sister was three years younger, but she walked up to this guy who was making fun of my rash and started beating him with a bottle.

*** awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ***

I, of course, returned the favour, when she had her own bullied experience, but ofc, in a smart way. You see- physical pain only lasts a short while and can be used as a warning, but for a punishment- mental scars work the best. I'll leave that there. xD

*** okay, {scared} . . . Jigsaw, is that you? ***

If you happened to get a sex change, what would your male real life and DDO name be?
It would have to be an Arabic name ofc. My dad had this ridiculous name for me and my sister, so thank God I turned up with a vagina- It was Abdul Rahul Ishmaeel Ali ____(last name)__.
My DDO username would reflect my personality. Probably something to do with wallflowers or... simplecomplexities.

If you could push a button and get $5 million, but a random person on Earth would die, would you do it?
No.

Would you rather give a blowjob to a horse, but with absolute certainty that no one will ever find out, or *not* give a blowjob to a horse, but everyone in the world (including your parents) will think you did it?
Not do it. I'll know the truth, and so will God. That's what matters.

*** I dunno, I don"t think I can explain that away in job interviews. I think I"d have to go with blowing the horse, but nobody will ever know. ***

Most memorable thing some has ever said to you?
Umm... at this very point in time- Jifpop telling me I have a very beautiful voice. 0.o

*** awwww, gad to see that jifpop did something positive ***

What is the one thing in life that you couldn't live without?
Air, water and food.

No like something really important to you, that you really like doing or is really important to you or your sanity?

Umm... books. Books ground me to earth while getting my head stuck in the clouds. They help me stay (in)sane.

How long are these interviews supposed to be anyway?
However long you want xD

*** good. Incidentally, I tell girls the same thing when they ask how long "it" is ***
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11/27/2014 11:10:28 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
LMFAO...this was hilarious.

I like how Annie never answered this question: "If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?"
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11/27/2014 11:28:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
XD XD XD XD I can't stop laughing!
To all the people fighting a hard battle out there - life's giving you a pretty hard beating. There's no sugarcoating that, but there's no shadow that's free of light. When life sneers at you and asks, "Ready to go again?" - Raise your hand. Reach out to victory. Don't give in.

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11/28/2014 1:01:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
"all the racist and president-murdery ones"

lol
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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11/28/2014 3:35:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
ha!!! Finally got a chance to read this all. Hilarious. Good stuff.

Erryone wants to marry me. woot!
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
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11/28/2014 3:50:57 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 11:10:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
LMFAO...this was hilarious.

I like how Annie never answered this question: "If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?"

I didn't say No. 0.0
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 3:51:23 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 11:10:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
LMFAO...this was hilarious.

I like how Annie never answered this question: "If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?"

I didn't say No?
Fix'd
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 3:58:57 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 10:13:35 PM, bluesteel wrote:
So *why* on the no sex thing?
Umm well, for many reasons. One is that I find it kind of gross. Two, is that I'm not particularly comfortable with showing my bare body to anyone because of my eczema. And a few other reasons I wouldn't like to get into.

*** Awww, you and ajab are purrrfect for each other. ***
No. Just no. No.
He isn't into sex because he thinks that things like that are irrational, unless they're gonna make spawns.
I'm paraphrasing ofc.

If Meg and her boyfriend asked you to have a threesome, would you do it?
Nope. As I said, no sex. xD

*** hmm, I never said you had to do the boyfriend . . . ***
Lol. XD Still! A threesome is considered sex.... not so?

You said in a PM once that you watch a lot of porn. Are you also a voyeur? If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?
Umm... I don't recall that, but I was probably just joking. I watch some porn gifs, but I prefer reading- it allows you to use your imagination. xD

Does "no sex" mean no masturbation?
No. xD

*** 0.0 ***
LOL

>What is the thing you find strangest about American culture?
Umm... I'm not sure. xD Probably the lack of vibrancy.

*** uhh, it"s spelled "vibrators," and I'm pretty sure we have those here too. ***
XD
Silly goose.

Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.

*** jelly? ***
Jily- James and Lily, from Harry Potter.
I would like post the link, but I don't wanna be banned, lol.

So, seriously, do you have the hots for Meg? You insist you're not a lesbian, but how sure are you on a scale from 1-10? Your sister doesn't seem so sure....
8 . . . . xD And lol, yes I am sooo into her. JK Lol. I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Lol

Does Meg know your DDO name?
Yes, she joined actually. xD . . . . She's aware I waste most of my time here. A few DDOrks have met her. xD

*** ohhh okay . . . that explains why you won"t admit you have the hots for her . . . she could be reading this right now . . . ***
LOL. Actually she stayed for a week, got bored and reverted back to tumblr to sext her bf. xD

What's the most controversial opinion that you hold?
Umm... I don't know. I'm a Muslim, yet I condone, for lack of a better word, and encourage homosexuality. Especially in Trinidad, where gay marriage is prohibited and I live amongst uber-conservatives and bigots, with all due respect to my family. In my honest opinion, let's say IF homosexuals will go to Hell (which I completely disagree with), them heterosexuals should leave them be. Everyone should be allowed to make their own decisions in life. It's funny actually, how fast I can detach myself emotionally from people quickly if they do something extremely horrible that I disagree with. Yet others, like my family, would keep giving them second chances, and trying to "save them." People should make their own decisions, and others should recognize and acknowledge them. If they don't agree, then it's their problem.

What's the most tragic thing that that's ever happened to you?
We should always, I believe, look at the brighter sides of things. Robert Frost summed up all he learnt in life in 3 words: "It goes on." There's little use crying over spilled milk. One should take the negative things and transform it into something postive, to help them grow. "Scars remind us where we've been - they don't dictate our lives."

*** awww, so inspiring! ***
*bows*

Why do all your people either work at gas stations or become doctors in the United States? Do they not realize other occupations exist ?
Most people associate doctors and lawyers with wealth and success. For instance, it was my parents' dream that I would become a lawyer, and be better than they were. Unfortunately, I refuse to be corrupt, which most lawyers in T'dad are, and I would become wrecked if I ever got into that field. Instead, I'm interested in actuarial science.
Oh, and they choose to go to the US because of better employment opportunities and pay.

How did it make you feel when Jifpop accused you of being an infidel?
To beat him. I mean, I'm not the best example of a Muslim, but I do consider myself a Muslim, despite my quirks and disagreements. I'm trying my best to hold fast to that. Though I have been thinking about deism.

Jeans or yoga pants?
Bell-bottom jeans. Yoga pants are too hot.
*** yeah, I agree . . . seeing a girl in yoga pants . . . so hot. I bet Meg looks great in yoga pants. ***

Do you think you could ever take the Great American Challenge?[http://i.imgur.com...]
Nope. Lol.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
An actuary. I love analysis, statistics and probability. Put it all together= actuary.
*** so calculating people"s chances of dying? Sounds . . . fun? ***
Actually, while that would be... interesting, ;-) I prefer to lean towards calculating risk for businesses, in terms of finances. :P
So seriously, no bs. Describe the true nature of your relationship with Endark.
He was one of my closest friends on the site. He's incredibly sweet, and I [fi]nd it very easy to talk to him. I really do love him. :-)

However, I don't think he realized how dark and cynical I was before we decided to do this shiz... We both bonded over our disdain, and hatred, for lack of a better word, of love. Yet, I don't think we understood our feelings against love completely when we spoke initially and before about it. Now, I think he thinks I'm a materialistic bitch. Lol. But alas, I will, most likely, never change. xD

*** awwwwww . . . {tear} ***
*wipes my own tear*

ok, screw, marry, kill:

liz, angelofdeath, ajab?

screw liz, marry Kitty, kill ajab (sowwie bro)

jifpop, vi_veri, oryus?
Idk Vi_veri, but screw vi, marry oryus, kill jifpop

danielle, GCL, RM?
Screw Dani, marry GCL, Kill RM

*** hmmm, I"m seeing a clear trend here, gender-wise ***
......
LOL
No, I just don't wanna marry or screw the ones who I would kill.
Acually- Jifpop told me I have a beautiful voice... so maybe...

(Or Screw RM... He has nice eyes. ;-) JK JK)

*** oh, uhhhh, 0.0 . . . . that was unexpected. For so many reasons . . . ***
tehehe

Meg, Angelofdeath, Endark

Ooooh that's a hard one. Lol. Umm... Screw meg (because ennie's asexual), marry angel and kill endark (only because endark is asexual... and already refused to marry me :PPP)

Besides the corruption, what is the worst part of living in Trinidad & Tobago?
Crime.

*** wow . . . this interview just went through a sudden change of tone. Am I doing this right??? ***
lol
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 4:04:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 10:13:35 PM, bluesteel wrote:
Are you also a voyeur? If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?
No. As I said, I prefer reading to watching. Reading leaves a lot up to imagination. Plus, I'd allow them their privacy. I'd sooooooo want them to scope out hawt guys with me though. xD
Bsh's type (hot guys) is meh, but YYW and I like cute guys. :-)
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 4:09:42 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 10:09:40 PM, bluesteel wrote:
Thanks esocial for choosing Wylted and bluesteel to have the honor of interviewing you for Teatime with Annie . . . with Annie. I tried to do your interview in the same format as you do other people's, with my random thoughts and reactions to your answers spliced in. Also, bluesteel asked all the gross questions and wylted asked all the racist and president-murdery ones. Bluesteel just wanted you all to know that. Anyway, let's get started...

Who was your first friend here?
Some guy, Travis, with a green moon and star as his pic.

The president of the United States is black. He also hypothetically kills everyone you love. Now how do you kill him?

Paralyze him temporarily, tie him down to a chair. Slice him up with a thin knife. Rub salt, pepper and citrus juices into [his] wounds. Suspend [him] in mid air, and dig [him] with a dull knife. Light [his] bottom with gunpowder, and slice [his] d*ck, and wait till [he] bleed[s] to almost death, slowly and painfully.

*** uhhhh, the next knock at your door is sooooo going to be the Secret Service coming to arrest you ***
Lol.

Are you a virgin?
yes

so do you actually want to be one?
one wut? 0.0
#CELIBACY-FTW
Yes. :-)

do you have any crushes?
yes
Just ask Bugsy about him.
why don't you ask a boy out?
Because I have no time and effort to put into a relationship which is not going to last.

would you prefer a hairy or hairless guy?
hairless xD It's smoother and sexier.

if you were married and your husband told you he was gay, what would you do?
I dont plan on getting married, but if [I did]- I'd let him leave so he can be with someone he loves, or if we can still be together, we'd figure out something. I wouldn't marry someone who would wanna have sex so I guess we could just try to have a romantic relationship, and if not, just live together as friends"

***Wow, esocial would make the perfect beard***
LOL

Picture your parents having sex. How horrified are you, on a scale from 1-10?
8... .... .... ... To add to that .... Uhh... I found a whip... a broken whip... so yeah... My parents tried to leave a lot to imagination... but that... was... umm.. yeah.. boom. ... .... ..... ... A lot of girls in my yea[r] fantasize about my dad though. For some reason, though my parents are in their forties, they look strangely young. Like, I look older than them (height might help me out in that...)

*** Uh, not sure if Electra complex or just normal amount of fascination with father"s young features ***
Pfft my mum is way hawter than mai dad. :P

You don't want to marry someone who wants to have sex? Can I interest you in ajab?
I don't want to marry someone who'll puke on me if he sees me in anything but long garbs, nor someone who would send me to jail for their murder... :-)

*** hmm, this interview got a little more murder-y than I was expecting ***
It's Annie you're interviewing, What do you expect? :P

Why did you say you wanted to marry someone who was asexual? You don't ever want to have sex, like ever? Not even when you're on your deathbed, just to see what it feels like? Not even just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels?
Nope. No sex. Nada. ^.^

Excuse either my ignorance of the Muslim religion or the female body, but why do you have to stop fasting just because your period started?
Since when we have our periods, we lack iron, and we need to resupplement it to our bodies, we can't fast, or we might faint away or something. (Personally, if it wasn't haram to fast during your period, I'd do it. One of the reasons why we fast is to feel empathy for impoverished people. They don't have the choice when they can eat or not sometimes, even if they have their period. So I don't see why we couldn't choose to fast during our times of the month also.)

*** uhh good to know. If I ever date a Muslim woman, I will buy her iron supplements during the month of Ramadan ***
Lol.

What is the most awkward thing you have ever done in school?
Umm... I don't consider most things awkward. I like doing crazy to things to make people laugh or smile. :-) Uhh... Probably dressing up as an old Indian lady- no that was fun. ... Uhh. For the Science fair, I tied my hair on top of my head in two ponies and platted it so that it would look like antennae and then I drew a huge ant to stick on the front of my body, and back. I went around dancing, wiggling, and was called up by a teacher on the auditorium stage to dance around.It was especially fun and cool because I can't dance for sh1t so I was just there, attempting to do the robot, in an ant costume, and other terrible moves. xD

Have you ever farted really loud in public? If so, what happened next?
Uhh... Idts, IIRC.

*** no idea what any of those acronyms means . . . ANYWAYS ***
I don't think so, if I recall correctly.:

Your closest female friend is lying naked in front of you fingering herself. How turned on are you on a scale from 1-10?
Considering the fact that Megs is sexy as Hell, very. ^.^ I had a pic of the two of us, with her kissing my cheek, up once upon a time.

*** oh uhhh, I'm sorry I missed that ***

I actually flirt with her for fun, because she gets all weird about it and scolds me that her bf won't approve. xD I once sexted her and her dad saw it. That was... lol

*** no wonder the bf doesn't approve; Meg probably blamed your sexting on him ***
Lawl
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 4:09:46 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 10:14:48 PM, bluesteel wrote:
Do all your friends have cool British accents? No one learned from an American teacher?
Umm... none of us have British accents. Lol. We have Trinidadian accents. xD
Except Charlie who moved from England. xD

What is the native language anyway in T&T?
English. But we have our Trinidadian dialect. Spanish is pretty popular in the Caribbean as well, but not as prevalent in T'dad.

*** What is with this girl"s obsession with her dad? The Freudian slip is strong in you, young padawan. ***
Wut. Lol. ?! XD
If you had to choose a catchphrase, what would it be?
When nothing goes right, what do we do? Go left!

What is your favorite childhood memory?
Me and my grandpa, all my cousins were together. We were making home-made kites. It was when we all got along and stuff... :-) Before he got sick and weaker .

Did you used to wet the bed?
Ironically, out of everyone in my generation in my family, I'm the only one who never wet the bed. xD

*** that is quite an accomplishment . . . ***
Lol

What is the nicest thing your sister has ever done for you and that you have ever done for your sister?
My sister and I have always been there for each other. We do banter, but we're closer than most. My sister and I confide in one another.

When I was younger and used to be bullied, my sister was three years younger, but she walked up to this guy who was making fun of my rash and started beating him with a bottle.

*** awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ***
My sister and I fight a lot though... physically... xD
She helped me toughen up. ^.^

I, of course, returned the favour, when she had her own bullied experience, but ofc, in a smart way. You see- physical pain only lasts a short while and can be used as a warning, but for a punishment- mental scars work the best. I'll leave that there. xD

*** okay, {scared} . . . Jigsaw, is that you? ***
;)

If you happened to get a sex change, what would your male real life and DDO name be?
It would have to be an Arabic name ofc. My dad had this ridiculous name for me and my sister, so thank God I turned up with a vagina- It was Abdul Rahul Ishmaeel Ali ____(last name)__.
My DDO username would reflect my personality. Probably something to do with wallflowers or... simplecomplexities.

If you could push a button and get $5 million, but a random person on Earth would die, would you do it?
No.

Would you rather give a blowjob to a horse, but with absolute certainty that no one will ever find out, or *not* give a blowjob to a horse, but everyone in the world (including your parents) will think you did it?
Not do it. I'll know the truth, and so will God. That's what matters.

*** I dunno, I don"t think I can explain that away in job interviews. I think I"d have to go with blowing the horse, but nobody will ever know. ***
Lol.

Most memorable thing some has ever said to you?
Umm... at this very point in time- Jifpop telling me I have a very beautiful voice. 0.o

*** awwww, gad to see that jifpop did something positive ***
;-)

What is the one thing in life that you couldn't live without?
Air, water and food.

No like something really important to you, that you really like doing or is really important to you or your sanity?

Umm... books. Books ground me to earth while getting my head stuck in the clouds. They help me stay (in)sane.

How long are these interviews supposed to be anyway?
However long you want xD

*** good. Incidentally, I tell girls the same thing when they ask how long "it" is ***

LOLLLLL
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 8:08:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Okay. I think I speak for the entire straight guys/bisexuals/lesbian girls on this site when I say you need to post a pic of Meg.
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11/28/2014 9:04:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 3:50:57 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 11/27/2014 11:10:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
LMFAO...this was hilarious.

I like how Annie never answered this question: "If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?"

I didn't say No. 0.0

I know--you didn't say anything.
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11/28/2014 9:27:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lily?

*HUGS YOU*
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS :D
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 9:28:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 9:04:53 PM, bsh1 wrote:
At 11/28/2014 3:50:57 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 11/27/2014 11:10:28 PM, bsh1 wrote:
LMFAO...this was hilarious.

I like how Annie never answered this question: "If bsh and YYW met up for real and you had the chance to set up a hidden camera in their room to watch their passionate lovemaking, would you do it?"

I didn't say No. 0.0

I know--you didn't say anything.

I forgot. I answered above.
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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11/28/2014 9:40:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 9:27:37 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lily?

*HUGS YOU*
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS :D

LOOK AT US BONDING OVER PORN

*HUGS BACK*
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11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T
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11/28/2014 9:47:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

Oh you haven't read the worst.
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And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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11/28/2014 9:47:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

lol, I can see harry Voldemort working. Dat hate sex.

But I usually prefer Sirius + OC. He most fvcked up I've seen is hermione+ Snape. Just no.
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11/28/2014 9:54:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 9:47:57 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

lol, I can see harry Voldemort working. Dat hate sex.

But I usually prefer Sirius + OC. He most fvcked up I've seen is hermione+ Snape. Just no.

Ginny + Snape. O.o
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11/28/2014 10:11:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 9:47:03 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

Oh you haven't read the worst.

There's Bellatrix + Hermione. Although that was more kinky. LOL
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11/28/2014 10:12:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 10:11:11 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:47:03 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

Oh you haven't read the worst.

There's Bellatrix + Hermione. Although that was more kinky. LOL

Think worse. Much worse.
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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11/28/2014 10:14:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 10:12:08 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 10:11:11 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:47:03 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

Oh you haven't read the worst.

There's Bellatrix + Hermione. Although that was more kinky. LOL

Think worse. Much worse.

Such as? There's a Death Eaters + Harry orgy. O_O
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11/28/2014 10:15:35 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 10:14:44 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 10:12:08 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 10:11:11 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:47:03 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

Oh you haven't read the worst.

There's Bellatrix + Hermione. Although that was more kinky. LOL

Think worse. Much worse.

Such as? There's a Death Eaters + Harry orgy. O_O

More disgusting.
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

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11/28/2014 10:18:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/27/2014 10:09:40 PM, bluesteel wrote:
OMG! I read like the first 5 questions and... O.O
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11/28/2014 10:23:52 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/28/2014 10:15:35 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 10:14:44 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 10:12:08 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 10:11:11 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:47:03 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 11/28/2014 9:42:42 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 11/28/2014 7:47:20 AM, Cermank wrote:
Describe your favorite porno.
Umm... it was a Jily fic.


james lilly?

Dear God... I've seen so many matchups in HP fanfiction...and all of them were smut. >.>

Like Harry + Lily (mother or daughter and dear God dat incest tho), Harry + Voldemort (oh dear God I'm never going to forget that X_X), Harry + Minerva (O_O), Harry + Dumbledore (don't even ask LOL)...

So many facked up writers. T^T

Oh you haven't read the worst.

There's Bellatrix + Hermione. Although that was more kinky. LOL

Think worse. Much worse.

Such as? There's a Death Eaters + Harry orgy. O_O

More disgusting.

Nagini + Hermione? Hagrid + Harry?

YOU'RE DESTROYING MY INNOCENCE HERE! XD