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Bennett91
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12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!
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12/7/2014 1:36:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

What is your stance on the Religion Forums? Have you ruled out a nuclear option?
Bennett91
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12/7/2014 1:38:19 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:36:43 AM, Raisor wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

What is your stance on the Religion Forums? Have you ruled out a nuclear option?

The religion forum is a wasteland, a hive of villainy and scum. I think we'll let it be.
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12/7/2014 1:38:52 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

Do we have enough resources to go to war with the polls section? Cause I was thinking we could hit them with a mass banning for spam, followed by an atomic bomb to clear out the surviving cockroaches.

If this course of action is taken, does that mean we will have to start paying DDO taxes?
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12/7/2014 1:39:49 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:38:52 AM, dtaylor971 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

Do we have enough resources to go to war with the polls section? Cause I was thinking we could hit them with a mass banning for spam, followed by an atomic bomb to clear out the surviving cockroaches.

If this course of action is taken, does that mean we will have to start paying DDO taxes?

And I suggest the break up of the site components into Polls.org, Opinions.org and ReligiousForum.org
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12/7/2014 1:40:32 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:38:52 AM, dtaylor971 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

Do we have enough resources to go to war with the polls section? Cause I was thinking we could hit them with a mass banning for spam, followed by an atomic bomb to clear out the surviving cockroaches.

If this course of action is taken, does that mean we will have to start paying DDO taxes?

The poll section will quake in fear upon our electoral victory!

Read my lips, "No new taxes!"
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12/7/2014 1:47:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
We plan a military take over of the Religion forum, its a very unstable place and we will try to stabilize it. It has many resources we can use to fight the airplane gremlins.

As for the polls, immediate Capital Punishment for breaking our capital guide lines!
ConservativePolitico
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12/7/2014 1:48:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:47:02 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
We plan a military take over of the Religion forum, its a very unstable place and we will try to stabilize it. It has many resources we can use to fight the airplane gremlins.

As for the polls, immediate Capital Punishment for breaking our capital guide lines!

Sounds like the Middle East... I'm in!
Bennett91
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12/7/2014 1:50:54 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:47:02 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
We plan a military take over of the Religion forum, its a very unstable place and we will try to stabilize it. It has many resources we can use to fight the airplane gremlins.

As for the polls, immediate Capital Punishment for breaking our capital guide lines!

Yes I support this! By "let it be" I meant let it be destroyed!
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12/7/2014 1:52:53 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I also propose conscription to fight the airplane gremlins.
We will also address the issue with the Tentacle camels, as they a feared terrorist group. Last year they shot down a plane that contained a years supply of Twinkies, this is a unforgivable offense.
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12/7/2014 1:57:12 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:56:30 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
We also support having all hours named happy hour.

I'm drinking right now! Happy hour for everyone!
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12/7/2014 1:57:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:57:12 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:56:30 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
We also support having all hours named happy hour.

I'm drinking right now! Happy hour for everyone!

Lucky duck
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12/7/2014 1:59:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:39:49 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:38:52 AM, dtaylor971 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

Do we have enough resources to go to war with the polls section? Cause I was thinking we could hit them with a mass banning for spam, followed by an atomic bomb to clear out the surviving cockroaches.

If this course of action is taken, does that mean we will have to start paying DDO taxes?

And I suggest the break up of the site components into Polls.org, Opinions.org and ReligiousForum.org

and THEN we nuke them
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12/7/2014 1:59:48 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:59:07 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:39:49 AM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:38:52 AM, dtaylor971 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:34:27 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
This is the official announcement of Bennett91 and Comrade_Silly_Otter for the President and VP positions of DDO.

We are strong candidates with strong positions. We will make DDO strong! We care about the people of DDO, we will listen to your problems, and even more so we will solve them!

Our platform is ever evolving as issues come, but here are some of our positions:

- We support authoritarian socialism; we've noticed the decadence of DDO and wish to reign in the corruption!

- We are firmly against gremlins. They cause airplane crashes and we will not tolerate them! Can Blade Runner or Mikal say that?

- In regards to the forum, we think there should be some tweaks to better streamline them. For example, when ever one makes a post on a thread, you're immediately taken back to the first page. Then, if there's a lot of posts, you have to click several times to get to the most recent page! We want to see a single click method to get users to the most recent thread page so they may stay up to date on the issues!

- We recommend the establishment of a DDO religion around Juggle. He has never been seen before and many doubt he exists. We must restore the faith!

If there are any issues that you feel are important feel free to ask us! We care about you and will fight for your right to party!

Bennett/Otter 2015!

Do we have enough resources to go to war with the polls section? Cause I was thinking we could hit them with a mass banning for spam, followed by an atomic bomb to clear out the surviving cockroaches.

If this course of action is taken, does that mean we will have to start paying DDO taxes?

And I suggest the break up of the site components into Polls.org, Opinions.org and ReligiousForum.org

and THEN we nuke them

I'm sold. I'm voting for Comrade Silly Otter for Head Comrade.
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12/7/2014 2:00:03 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:36:43 AM, Raisor wrote:
What is your stance on the Religion Forums? Have you ruled out a nuclear option?
Nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure.
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12/7/2014 2:04:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

If you let your 14 year old on this site I feel sorry for you.
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12/7/2014 2:05:29 AM
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At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

The children shall all be given increased rations and free education.
They will also be taught how to operate things like machine gun nests and motars to increase team work and to help defend the glorious DDO homeland.
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12/7/2014 2:13:26 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:05:29 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:

"They will also be taught how to operate things like machine gun nests and motars to increase team work and to help defend the glorious DDO homeland."

ah yes, the North Korean approach, I like it!
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
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12/7/2014 2:14:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:04:25 AM, Raisor wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

If you let your 14 year old on this site I feel sorry for you.

No need for sorries friend! We support reeducation for all younglings! We'll produce master debaters fully ready and armed with cunning linguistic skills.
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12/7/2014 2:17:40 AM
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At 12/7/2014 2:05:29 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

The children shall all be given increased rations and free education.
They will also be taught how to operate things like machine gun nests and motars to increase team work and to help defend the glorious DDO homeland.

How shall we secure the childrens loyalty? What of the ones who struggle with the guns? I personally support the Spartan approach.
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12/7/2014 2:18:20 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:17:40 AM, Unitomic wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:05:29 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

The children shall all be given increased rations and free education.
They will also be taught how to operate things like machine gun nests and motars to increase team work and to help defend the glorious DDO homeland.

How shall we secure the childrens loyalty? What of the ones who struggle with the guns? I personally support the Spartan approach.

A waste, we will teach them how to dig trench and operate radio
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12/7/2014 2:37:17 AM
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At 12/7/2014 2:18:20 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:17:40 AM, Unitomic wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:05:29 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

The children shall all be given increased rations and free education.
They will also be taught how to operate things like machine gun nests and motars to increase team work and to help defend the glorious DDO homeland.

How shall we secure the childrens loyalty? What of the ones who struggle with the guns? I personally support the Spartan approach.

A waste, we will teach them how to dig trench and operate radio

Perhaps we should train some to sneak into the polls, wearing only vests. Vests of a certain... boomy quality
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12/7/2014 2:40:00 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:37:17 AM, Unitomic wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:18:20 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:17:40 AM, Unitomic wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:05:29 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:01:15 AM, Unitomic wrote:
Well my vote is in.

But, I must ask... What of the children?

The children shall all be given increased rations and free education.
They will also be taught how to operate things like machine gun nests and motars to increase team work and to help defend the glorious DDO homeland.

How shall we secure the childrens loyalty? What of the ones who struggle with the guns? I personally support the Spartan approach.

A waste, we will teach them how to dig trench and operate radio

Perhaps we should train some to sneak into the polls, wearing only vests. Vests of a certain... boomy quality

Cowards way of battle! We give people machine guns instead!
What kind of image do we want to project here? We aren't cowards!
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12/7/2014 2:43:49 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 1:50:54 AM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 1:47:02 AM, Comrade_Silly_Otter wrote:
We plan a military take over of the Religion forum, its a very unstable place and we will try to stabilize it. It has many resources we can use to fight the airplane gremlins.

As for the polls, immediate Capital Punishment for breaking our capital guide lines!

Yes I support this! By "let it be" I meant let it be destroyed!

This is professional politician level backtracking, and I only trust DDO to be run by professionals. You have my vote.
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12/7/2014 2:44:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
do you propose punishing traitors to your great regime by coating them in fried butter and then dropping them into the middle of Kansas and letting nature do its thing?
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Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
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12/7/2014 2:47:40 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:44:01 AM, imabench wrote:
do you propose punishing traitors to your great regime by coating them in fried butter and then dropping them into the middle of Kansas and letting nature do its thing?

That is a great idea.