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12/7/2014 2:28:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
After reading tonight's (or rather this morning's) posts about the election, I feel that DDO needs a strong, reliable and stable candidate.

Vote for me. Here's my ideas.

We shall throw the site into complete anarchy

You heard it. Let RM and STALIN back. Everyone can do whatever the f*** they want.

After we bring back the rightful leaders of the site, we destroy the higher power

The anarchy will throw the site into unrest. We shall lead a revolution against Juggle. They will bow to us after we unleash our fury.

And then we get rid of the toxic members

YYW, Airmax (the tyrant), Bladerunner, Bsh, Bluesteel, ESocial: anyone you think is evil: dox them, mail them letters with anthrax spores: anything you want. Trials are for pvssies.

After that, we have a purified membership. So, we install a leadership.

The supreme leader is Vermin. Vermin Supreme. He will ensure that DDO continues to thrive. He will track down every member, give them a pony, inspect their teeth, and give them a zombie apocalypse survival guide.

"No friends, it is even not about...DNA...gene splicing to create...a race...of winged monkeys to act as tooth faries!"

"My name is Vermin Supreme. I am a friendly fascist. I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life: because I do know what is best for you."

This is the man that should hold ultimate power.

Endark's idea of not allowing gay men to have abortions is critical in the advancement of DDO. But, since he is a bad member, he will be killed in the anthrax spore attack. Pity...he had good ideas...

Izbo will be put in charge of the activities of the religion forum.

STALIN will be in charge of the poll section.

Finally, we shall have complete revenge on Imabench

The perennial douche, Imabench, shall be captured. He will be brought to a dungeon, knocked out, and be chained to a wall. In a Chinese water torture type thing, a TV with Frozen on a constant replay will be turned on and placed in the opposite side of the room. It will face the away from Imabench, and will be put at an extremely low volume. The king of douches and trolls will be subjected to watching his favorite movie...light up the wall across from him, and he will hear Elsa sing Let It Go several times a day...but it will be so faint he'd think it was just his cruel imagination.

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12/7/2014 2:31:31 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I sorta wish that we could have a troll DDO presidential election every 6 months at the same time as the actual elections where all these troll campaigns could actually compete against each other to see which one would win. The winners wouldnt actually win anything other then bragging rights, but it would still be fun to watch, and im sure some people could come up with some REALLY hysterical platforms.
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12/7/2014 2:32:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:28:45 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:

The perennial douche, Imabench, shall be captured. He will be brought to a dungeon, knocked out, and be chained to a wall. In a Chinese water torture type thing, a TV with Frozen on a constant replay will be turned on and placed in the opposite side of the room. It will face the away from Imabench, and will be put at an extremely low volume. The king of douches and trolls will be subjected to watching his favorite movie...light up the wall across from him, and he will hear Elsa sing Let It Go several times a day...but it will be so faint he'd think it was just his cruel imagination.

Thats so deliciously evil that I am actually in awe that you came up with it in the first place XD
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12/7/2014 2:33:10 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:32:36 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:28:45 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:

The perennial douche, Imabench, shall be captured. He will be brought to a dungeon, knocked out, and be chained to a wall. In a Chinese water torture type thing, a TV with Frozen on a constant replay will be turned on and placed in the opposite side of the room. It will face the away from Imabench, and will be put at an extremely low volume. The king of douches and trolls will be subjected to watching his favorite movie...light up the wall across from him, and he will hear Elsa sing Let It Go several times a day...but it will be so faint he'd think it was just his cruel imagination.

Thats so deliciously evil that I am actually in awe that you came up with it in the first place XD

Rofl
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12/7/2014 2:37:56 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:31:31 AM, imabench wrote:

Did you click on this thread thinking I was actually running?
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12/7/2014 2:39:32 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:37:56 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:31:31 AM, imabench wrote:

Did you click on this thread thinking I was actually running?

nah, i clicked on it because I am in the cruel grasp of insomnia right now and I have nothing else to do
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12/7/2014 2:40:19 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:39:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:37:56 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:31:31 AM, imabench wrote:

Did you click on this thread thinking I was actually running?

nah, i clicked on it because I am in the cruel grasp of insomnia right now and I have nothing else to do

Bored? Help spread the word about the election truthbox.
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12/7/2014 2:40:27 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:39:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:37:56 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:31:31 AM, imabench wrote:

Did you click on this thread thinking I was actually running?

nah, i clicked on it because I am in the cruel grasp of insomnia right now and I have nothing else to do

Lol that's kinda why I wanted to write it.
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12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*
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12/7/2014 2:47:52 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
My thoughts on gremlins

Gremlins are friendly creatures who will be necessary in the revolution. After that is finished, they will be given a place high in DDO society: second only...to ponies.
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12/7/2014 2:50:03 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:47:52 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
My thoughts on gremlins

Gremlins are friendly creatures who will be necessary in the revolution. After that is finished, they will be given a place high in DDO society: second only...to ponies.

A my little pony reference? Looks like im taking my vote elsewhere
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12/7/2014 2:51:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:50:03 AM, imabench wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:47:52 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
My thoughts on gremlins

Gremlins are friendly creatures who will be necessary in the revolution. After that is finished, they will be given a place high in DDO society: second only...to ponies.

A my little pony reference? Looks like im taking my vote elsewhere

No. It wasn't.
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12/7/2014 2:57:02 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, 1harder, my dear, dear friend. You don't really believe something as quaint as bullets can stop Esocial...do you?
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12/7/2014 2:58:47 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:57:02 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, 1harder, my dear, dear friend. You don't really believe something as quaint as bullets can stop Esocial...do you?

*Mounts sword on wall*

*Sets up bear traps around house*
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12/7/2014 2:59:24 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:58:47 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:57:02 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, 1harder, my dear, dear friend. You don't really believe something as quaint as bullets can stop Esocial...do you?

*Mounts sword on wall*

*Sets up bear traps around house*

Read my post 66 on my platform.
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12/7/2014 2:59:24 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:58:47 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:57:02 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, 1harder, my dear, dear friend. You don't really believe something as quaint as bullets can stop Esocial...do you?

*Mounts sword on wall*

*Sets up bear traps around house*

Read my post 66 on my platform.
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12/7/2014 3:04:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 2:59:24 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:58:47 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:57:02 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, 1harder, my dear, dear friend. You don't really believe something as quaint as bullets can stop Esocial...do you?

*Mounts sword on wall*

*Sets up bear traps around house*

Read my post 66 on my platform.

*Lights cigar, drinks glass of scotch*

Alright. Tell Annie to bring it. I'm ready.

*Mounts cannon in window*
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12/7/2014 3:05:10 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 3:04:14 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:59:24 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:58:47 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:57:02 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:42:20 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

*Puts loaded gun on nightstand*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, 1harder, my dear, dear friend. You don't really believe something as quaint as bullets can stop Esocial...do you?

*Mounts sword on wall*

*Sets up bear traps around house*

Read my post 66 on my platform.

*Lights cigar, drinks glass of scotch*

Alright. Tell Annie to bring it. I'm ready.

Let the games begin!

*Mounts cannon in window*

XD
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12/7/2014 3:19:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
*Sees debate.org forum*

Dear lord...that was the fastest and worst spamming on this site I've ever seen...
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12/7/2014 3:21:05 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Thank god Airmax is still awake at 3:00 in the morning...
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12/7/2014 3:23:39 AM
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At 12/7/2014 3:21:05 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Thank god Airmax is still awake at 3:00 in the morning...
Indeed. That spam was lame.
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12/7/2014 3:25:26 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 3:21:05 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Thank god Airmax is still awake at 3:00 in the morning...

haha thanks...but it still got a lot of spam off... my reaction time at 3am is a little slower
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12/7/2014 3:25:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 3:23:39 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 12/7/2014 3:21:05 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Thank god Airmax is still awake at 3:00 in the morning...
Indeed. That spam was lame.

And I couldn't see any of the actual threads...18 threads in under 2 minutes...
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12/7/2014 3:26:16 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/7/2014 3:25:26 AM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 12/7/2014 3:21:05 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
Thank god Airmax is still awake at 3:00 in the morning...

haha thanks...but it still got a lot of spam off... my reaction time at 3am is a little slower

Lol it's ok...
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12/7/2014 10:05:48 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/7/2014 2:28:45 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
After reading tonight's (or rather this morning's) posts about the election, I feel that DDO needs a strong, reliable and stable candidate.

Vote for me. Here's my ideas.

We shall throw the site into complete anarchy

You heard it. Let RM and STALIN back. Everyone can do whatever the f*** they want.
Meh.

After we bring back the rightful leaders of the site, we destroy the higher power

The anarchy will throw the site into unrest. We shall lead a revolution against Juggle. They will bow to us after we unleash our fury.
Impossible. Juggle with his magic will win.

And then we get rid of the toxic members

YYW, Airmax (the tyrant), Bladerunner, Bsh, Bluesteel, ESocial: anyone you think is evil: dox them, mail them letters with anthrax spores: anything you want. Trials are for pvssies.
Ummm....I'm okay with everyone else, but Jack complains about Bookie, and you don't want to face angry Jack.

After that, we have a purified membership. So, we install a leadership.

The supreme leader is Vermin. Vermin Supreme. He will ensure that DDO continues to thrive. He will track down every member, give them a pony, inspect their teeth, and give them a zombie apocalypse survival guide.
Alright.

"No friends, it is even not about...DNA...gene splicing to create...a race...of winged monkeys to act as tooth faries!"

"My name is Vermin Supreme. I am a friendly fascist. I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life: because I do know what is best for you."
ORLY?

This is the man that should hold ultimate power.

Endark's idea of not allowing gay men to have abortions is critical in the advancement of DDO. But, since he is a bad member, he will be killed in the anthrax spore attack. Pity...he had good ideas...

Izbo will be put in charge of the activities of the religion forum.
he's banned though, we don't even know if he'll be active.

STALIN will be in charge of the poll section.

Finally, we shall have complete revenge on Imabench

The perennial douche, Imabench, shall be captured. He will be brought to a dungeon, knocked out, and be chained to a wall. In a Chinese water torture type thing, a TV with Frozen on a constant replay will be turned on and placed in the opposite side of the room. It will face the away from Imabench, and will be put at an extremely low volume. The king of douches and trolls will be subjected to watching his favorite movie...light up the wall across from him, and he will hear Elsa sing Let It Go several times a day...but it will be so faint he'd think it was just his cruel imagination.
Wow lolz...

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Any questions?
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12/7/2014 11:26:35 AM
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Vermin Supreme is a boss - free ponies for everyone!!
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10/15/2015 12:11:36 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

D: You want me to die? D:

(necroposting this cuz it was funny)
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10/16/2015 12:55:51 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/15/2015 12:11:36 AM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 12/7/2014 2:39:52 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
You best pray that first anthrax letter kills Esocial. Cause if it doesn't...oh, if it doesn't......

D: You want me to die? D:

(necroposting this cuz it was funny)

Oh crap, the letter has failed!
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10/16/2015 1:25:57 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 12/7/2014 2:28:45 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:

And then we get rid of the toxic members

YYW, Airmax (the tyrant), Bladerunner, Bsh, Bluesteel, ESocial: anyone you think is evil: dox them, mail them letters with anthrax spores: anything you want. Trials are for pvssies.

That might be a bit strong... but I agree. Black bagging people is far better than putting them on trial. Toxic members have no rights, nor should they.
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