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Envisage
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1/7/2015 4:51:57 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
You idiots made the mistake of not voting for my platform last time around. Now that you have seen the light, my updated platform should be that much more appealing.

1. Establishment of the DDO Nihilist Church
I will host weekly sermons where fellow nihilists can celebrate and praise nothing

2. Random Mod-Killing of members
Every month a random member of the *active* DDO community will have their account permanantly banned. This will allow for increased mortality, and less religious noob-sniping to jack-up scores when their account is constantly at risk of being closed. This will promote more debates for the sake of good debate and less for scorejacking.

3. Permission of the posting of:
i. Personal attacks
ii. Pornography
iii. Child Pornography
iv. Vulgar Language
v. Death Threats
vi. Nude & 'offensive' images

This is to allow greater emotional satisfaction of DDO members.

4. A DNA, Sperm & Egg bank of High-Ranking DDO users
Will generate capital for DDO in the form of sales, and allow for the running without adverts.

5. Annual Cull of the bottom 5% of DDO members. Bottom 5% will be determined by the criterea of quality of debates, forum posts and behaviour towards other DDO members.

This will allow for a gradual Darwinian improvement in DDO's userbase

6. Counselling for DDO members suffering from withdrawal symptoms as they attempt to leave DDO. I will employ Marie (GodChoosesLife) among others.

This provides a complete in & out experience of DDO, much like educational institutions give.

7. Deletion of the Religion Forum

I don't need to give any more explanation here.

Questions regarding my platform in the comments please.
Ajabi
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1/7/2015 5:00:33 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 4:51:57 AM, Envisage wrote:
You idiots made the mistake of not voting for my platform last time around. Now that you have seen the light, my updated platform should be that much more appealing.

1. Establishment of the DDO Nihilist Church
I will host weekly sermons where fellow nihilists can celebrate and praise nothing

2. Random Mod-Killing of members
Every month a random member of the *active* DDO community will have their account permanantly banned. This will allow for increased mortality, and less religious noob-sniping to jack-up scores when their account is constantly at risk of being closed. This will promote more debates for the sake of good debate and less for scorejacking.

3. Permission of the posting of:
i. Personal attacks
ii. Pornography
iii. Child Pornography
iv. Vulgar Language
v. Death Threats
vi. Nude & 'offensive' images

This is to allow greater emotional satisfaction of DDO members.

4. A DNA, Sperm & Egg bank of High-Ranking DDO users
Will generate capital for DDO in the form of sales, and allow for the running without adverts.

5. Annual Cull of the bottom 5% of DDO members. Bottom 5% will be determined by the criterea of quality of debates, forum posts and behaviour towards other DDO members.

This will allow for a gradual Darwinian improvement in DDO's userbase

6. Counselling for DDO members suffering from withdrawal symptoms as they attempt to leave DDO. I will employ Marie (GodChoosesLife) among others.

This provides a complete in & out experience of DDO, much like educational institutions give.

7. Deletion of the Religion Forum

I don't need to give any more explanation here.

Questions regarding my platform in the comments please.

May I be your VP
Envisage
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1/7/2015 5:01:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 5:00:33 AM, Ajabi wrote:
At 1/7/2015 4:51:57 AM, Envisage wrote:
You idiots made the mistake of not voting for my platform last time around. Now that you have seen the light, my updated platform should be that much more appealing.

1. Establishment of the DDO Nihilist Church
I will host weekly sermons where fellow nihilists can celebrate and praise nothing

2. Random Mod-Killing of members
Every month a random member of the *active* DDO community will have their account permanantly banned. This will allow for increased mortality, and less religious noob-sniping to jack-up scores when their account is constantly at risk of being closed. This will promote more debates for the sake of good debate and less for scorejacking.

3. Permission of the posting of:
i. Personal attacks
ii. Pornography
iii. Child Pornography
iv. Vulgar Language
v. Death Threats
vi. Nude & 'offensive' images

This is to allow greater emotional satisfaction of DDO members.

4. A DNA, Sperm & Egg bank of High-Ranking DDO users
Will generate capital for DDO in the form of sales, and allow for the running without adverts.

5. Annual Cull of the bottom 5% of DDO members. Bottom 5% will be determined by the criterea of quality of debates, forum posts and behaviour towards other DDO members.

This will allow for a gradual Darwinian improvement in DDO's userbase

6. Counselling for DDO members suffering from withdrawal symptoms as they attempt to leave DDO. I will employ Marie (GodChoosesLife) among others.

This provides a complete in & out experience of DDO, much like educational institutions give.

7. Deletion of the Religion Forum

I don't need to give any more explanation here.

Questions regarding my platform in the comments please.

May I be your VP

You may. :-)
Ajabi
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1/7/2015 5:07:25 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 5:01:18 AM, Envisage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 5:00:33 AM, Ajabi wrote:
At 1/7/2015 4:51:57 AM, Envisage wrote:
You idiots made the mistake of not voting for my platform last time around. Now that you have seen the light, my updated platform should be that much more appealing.

1. Establishment of the DDO Nihilist Church
I will host weekly sermons where fellow nihilists can celebrate and praise nothing

2. Random Mod-Killing of members
Every month a random member of the *active* DDO community will have their account permanantly banned. This will allow for increased mortality, and less religious noob-sniping to jack-up scores when their account is constantly at risk of being closed. This will promote more debates for the sake of good debate and less for scorejacking.

3. Permission of the posting of:
i. Personal attacks
ii. Pornography
iii. Child Pornography
iv. Vulgar Language
v. Death Threats
vi. Nude & 'offensive' images

This is to allow greater emotional satisfaction of DDO members.

4. A DNA, Sperm & Egg bank of High-Ranking DDO users
Will generate capital for DDO in the form of sales, and allow for the running without adverts.

5. Annual Cull of the bottom 5% of DDO members. Bottom 5% will be determined by the criterea of quality of debates, forum posts and behaviour towards other DDO members.

This will allow for a gradual Darwinian improvement in DDO's userbase

6. Counselling for DDO members suffering from withdrawal symptoms as they attempt to leave DDO. I will employ Marie (GodChoosesLife) among others.

This provides a complete in & out experience of DDO, much like educational institutions give.

7. Deletion of the Religion Forum

I don't need to give any more explanation here.

Questions regarding my platform in the comments please.

May I be your VP

You may. :-)

We shall take debate.org Captain.
Cermank
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1/7/2015 7:36:15 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 4:51:57 AM, Envisage wrote:

Questions regarding my platform in the comments please.

There have been rumors that you are planning to organize a fight unto death of 25 noobs for the personal pleasure of your administration, if you get elected. What do you have to say about that?