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Zarroette
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1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
G'day, mates.

I got the yarn down yonder that youse havent had an aussie mate ever as the Prime Minister? What you racist b**tards on about, ya hear? All Strayans around the world are spewing bout this. So, get out your schooners so youse will calm ya farm whilst I rattle off my TRUE BLUE AUSSIE PLATFORM.

Righto.

1) The DDO welcome screen will be "G'day, ya c**t".

2) DDO needs more pride in ya country, mate. We need to get me some more Nationalism, ya p**ck. The DDO frontpage will have the national anthem playing at all times. Coming on DDO with your sound muted will get you permanently shonked.

3) In fact, every debate will have the Australian National Anthem playing on it. Oath.

All rise: https://www.youtube.com...

4) No more immigrants, mate. Get these dogs outta my face. No more people from Edeb8. GET OUTTA ME DDO. F OFF, WE'RE FULL, YA MONGS.

5) Give ya mates a fair go, mate. We're gunna do good and give everyone on DDO trials at DDO moderator-ship. Bring ya mates. Set-up the barbie so we can burn some c**ts. Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, mate. And a fair shake of me VB when it's running dry.

6) Free kangaroos for you blokes and blokesses to get around DDO quicka. This means ya dial-up wont hog you down, and it also saves ya from having to bang it to get it working again. Mate, get some good wheels outta these kangas, mate. Just make sure to call ya mates so we can get a case or two for these b**tards.

7) Debates will now become hooning competitions. Get in ya ride and do a doughie, mate. Point categories will be:
- How many of ya mates are hanging out the windows
- Whether you have a Holden or a s**tbox (insta-forfeit for non-Australian cars)
- How many Chinese-made Australian flags you have on ya ride
- How many VBs and Tooheys you chugged before you drove

Punch the coppas in the face: https://www.youtube.com...

8) How many stuffs ya know bout cricket will give ya voting privileges. If ya don't know anything bout Don Bradman, then you're off your head, you frigging d**khead. Australia is an export country; we don't need more of you, mate.

9) Well fair dinkum on here elsewise, so if you're running ya mouth, expect a straggling to the back of Bourke.

Oh and I don't need any questions from you pencil-pushing b**tards. F off.
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1/7/2015 6:32:01 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:26:47 AM, Wylted wrote:
You shouldn't come on DDO when you're drunk.

I am too young to be drinking. Therefore, I can't be drunk.
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1/7/2015 6:33:51 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:32:01 AM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:26:47 AM, Wylted wrote:
You shouldn't come on DDO when you're drunk.

I am too young to be drinking. Therefore, I can't be drunk.

That is a persuasive argument.
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1/7/2015 6:40:49 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:33:51 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:32:01 AM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:26:47 AM, Wylted wrote:
You shouldn't come on DDO when you're drunk.

I am too young to be drinking. Therefore, I can't be drunk.

That is a persuasive argument.

Haha. Tricked you ;)
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1/7/2015 6:41:38 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

I got the yarn down yonder that youse havent had an aussie mate ever as the Prime Minister? What you racist b**tards on about, ya hear? All Strayans around the world are spewing bout this. So, get out your schooners so youse will calm ya farm whilst I rattle off my TRUE BLUE AUSSIE PLATFORM.

Righto.

1) The DDO welcome screen will be "G'day, ya c**t".

2) DDO needs more pride in ya country, mate. We need to get me some more Nationalism, ya p**ck. The DDO frontpage will have the national anthem playing at all times. Coming on DDO with your sound muted will get you permanently shonked.

3) In fact, every debate will have the Australian National Anthem playing on it. Oath.

All rise: https://www.youtube.com...

4) No more immigrants, mate. Get these dogs outta my face. No more people from Edeb8. GET OUTTA ME DDO. F OFF, WE'RE FULL, YA MONGS.

5) Give ya mates a fair go, mate. We're gunna do good and give everyone on DDO trials at DDO moderator-ship. Bring ya mates. Set-up the barbie so we can burn some c**ts. Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, mate. And a fair shake of me VB when it's running dry.

6) Free kangaroos for you blokes and blokesses to get around DDO quicka. This means ya dial-up wont hog you down, and it also saves ya from having to bang it to get it working again. Mate, get some good wheels outta these kangas, mate. Just make sure to call ya mates so we can get a case or two for these b**tards.

7) Debates will now become hooning competitions. Get in ya ride and do a doughie, mate. Point categories will be:
- How many of ya mates are hanging out the windows
- Whether you have a Holden or a s**tbox (insta-forfeit for non-Australian cars)
- How many Chinese-made Australian flags you have on ya ride
- How many VBs and Tooheys you chugged before you drove

Punch the coppas in the face: https://www.youtube.com...

8) How many stuffs ya know bout cricket will give ya voting privileges. If ya don't know anything bout Don Bradman, then you're off your head, you frigging d**khead. Australia is an export country; we don't need more of you, mate.

9) Well fair dinkum on here elsewise, so if you're running ya mouth, expect a straggling to the back of Bourke.


Oh and I don't need any questions from you pencil-pushing b**tards. F off.

Your platform is too white.
Zarroette
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1/7/2015 6:43:03 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:41:38 AM, Envisage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

I got the yarn down yonder that youse havent had an aussie mate ever as the Prime Minister? What you racist b**tards on about, ya hear? All Strayans around the world are spewing bout this. So, get out your schooners so youse will calm ya farm whilst I rattle off my TRUE BLUE AUSSIE PLATFORM.

Righto.

1) The DDO welcome screen will be "G'day, ya c**t".

2) DDO needs more pride in ya country, mate. We need to get me some more Nationalism, ya p**ck. The DDO frontpage will have the national anthem playing at all times. Coming on DDO with your sound muted will get you permanently shonked.

3) In fact, every debate will have the Australian National Anthem playing on it. Oath.

All rise: https://www.youtube.com...

4) No more immigrants, mate. Get these dogs outta my face. No more people from Edeb8. GET OUTTA ME DDO. F OFF, WE'RE FULL, YA MONGS.

5) Give ya mates a fair go, mate. We're gunna do good and give everyone on DDO trials at DDO moderator-ship. Bring ya mates. Set-up the barbie so we can burn some c**ts. Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, mate. And a fair shake of me VB when it's running dry.

6) Free kangaroos for you blokes and blokesses to get around DDO quicka. This means ya dial-up wont hog you down, and it also saves ya from having to bang it to get it working again. Mate, get some good wheels outta these kangas, mate. Just make sure to call ya mates so we can get a case or two for these b**tards.

7) Debates will now become hooning competitions. Get in ya ride and do a doughie, mate. Point categories will be:
- How many of ya mates are hanging out the windows
- Whether you have a Holden or a s**tbox (insta-forfeit for non-Australian cars)
- How many Chinese-made Australian flags you have on ya ride
- How many VBs and Tooheys you chugged before you drove

Punch the coppas in the face: https://www.youtube.com...

8) How many stuffs ya know bout cricket will give ya voting privileges. If ya don't know anything bout Don Bradman, then you're off your head, you frigging d**khead. Australia is an export country; we don't need more of you, mate.

9) Well fair dinkum on here elsewise, so if you're running ya mouth, expect a straggling to the back of Bourke.


Oh and I don't need any questions from you pencil-pushing b**tards. F off.

Your platform is too white.

10) No Poms are allowed to say anything on DDO
Ajabi
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1/7/2015 6:54:44 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

I got the yarn down yonder that youse havent had an aussie mate ever as the Prime Minister? What you racist b**tards on about, ya hear? All Strayans around the world are spewing bout this. So, get out your schooners so youse will calm ya farm whilst I rattle off my TRUE BLUE AUSSIE PLATFORM.

Righto.

1) The DDO welcome screen will be "G'day, ya c**t".

2) DDO needs more pride in ya country, mate. We need to get me some more Nationalism, ya p**ck. The DDO frontpage will have the national anthem playing at all times. Coming on DDO with your sound muted will get you permanently shonked.

3) In fact, every debate will have the Australian National Anthem playing on it. Oath.

All rise: https://www.youtube.com...

4) No more immigrants, mate. Get these dogs outta my face. No more people from Edeb8. GET OUTTA ME DDO. F OFF, WE'RE FULL, YA MONGS.

5) Give ya mates a fair go, mate. We're gunna do good and give everyone on DDO trials at DDO moderator-ship. Bring ya mates. Set-up the barbie so we can burn some c**ts. Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, mate. And a fair shake of me VB when it's running dry.

6) Free kangaroos for you blokes and blokesses to get around DDO quicka. This means ya dial-up wont hog you down, and it also saves ya from having to bang it to get it working again. Mate, get some good wheels outta these kangas, mate. Just make sure to call ya mates so we can get a case or two for these b**tards.

7) Debates will now become hooning competitions. Get in ya ride and do a doughie, mate. Point categories will be:
- How many of ya mates are hanging out the windows
- Whether you have a Holden or a s**tbox (insta-forfeit for non-Australian cars)
- How many Chinese-made Australian flags you have on ya ride
- How many VBs and Tooheys you chugged before you drove

Punch the coppas in the face: https://www.youtube.com...

8) How many stuffs ya know bout cricket will give ya voting privileges. If ya don't know anything bout Don Bradman, then you're off your head, you frigging d**khead. Australia is an export country; we don't need more of you, mate.

9) Well fair dinkum on here elsewise, so if you're running ya mouth, expect a straggling to the back of Bourke.


Oh and I don't need any questions from you pencil-pushing b**tards. F off.

Oh Captain my Captain!
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1/7/2015 8:36:45 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I only understood about 25% of that post. I have a feeling Aussies just make things up to drive the civilized nations crazy.
#UnbanTheMadman

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1/7/2015 8:41:52 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 8:36:45 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
I only understood about 25% of that post. I have a feeling Aussies just make things up to drive the civilized nations crazy.

you sound like you believe in australia.
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1/7/2015 8:43:11 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 8:41:52 AM, Cermank wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:36:45 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
I only understood about 25% of that post. I have a feeling Aussies just make things up to drive the civilized nations crazy.

you sound like you believe in australia.

Oh, when I said that they make "things" up, I obviously included the entire concept of Australia. What do you take me for, some kind of clown?
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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1/7/2015 8:45:10 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 8:43:11 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:41:52 AM, Cermank wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:36:45 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
I only understood about 25% of that post. I have a feeling Aussies just make things up to drive the civilized nations crazy.

you sound like you believe in australia.

Oh, when I said that they make "things" up, I obviously included the entire concept of Australia. What do you take me for, some kind of clown?

You never know man, I try not to assume. like I've met otherwise perfectly reasonable people trying to convince me of its existence.

you check out tho
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1/7/2015 8:48:22 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

Why can't you generally act this way?
This was funny, clever, and endearing
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1/7/2015 9:51:30 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

I got the yarn down yonder that youse havent had an aussie mate ever as the Prime Minister? What you racist b**tards on about, ya hear? All Strayans around the world are spewing bout this. So, get out your schooners so youse will calm ya farm whilst I rattle off my TRUE BLUE AUSSIE PLATFORM.

Righto.

1) The DDO welcome screen will be "G'day, ya c**t".
Love it!
2) DDO needs more pride in ya country, mate. We need to get me some more Nationalism, ya p**ck. The DDO frontpage will have the national anthem playing at all times. Coming on DDO with your sound muted will get you permanently shonked.
Can't have my sound on at work. D:
3) In fact, every debate will have the Australian National Anthem playing on it. Oath.

All rise: https://www.youtube.com...
https://www.youtube.com...
4) No more immigrants, mate. Get these dogs outta my face. No more people from Edeb8. GET OUTTA ME DDO. F OFF, WE'RE FULL, YA MONGS.
Love it!
5) Give ya mates a fair go, mate. We're gunna do good and give everyone on DDO trials at DDO moderator-ship. Bring ya mates. Set-up the barbie so we can burn some c**ts. Fair shake of the sauce-bottle, mate. And a fair shake of me VB when it's running dry.
Love it!
6) Free kangaroos for you blokes and blokesses to get around DDO quicka. This means ya dial-up wont hog you down, and it also saves ya from having to bang it to get it working again. Mate, get some good wheels outta these kangas, mate. Just make sure to call ya mates so we can get a case or two for these b**tards.
Sweet I love it!
7) Debates will now become hooning competitions. Get in ya ride and do a doughie, mate. Point categories will be:
- How many of ya mates are hanging out the windows
- Whether you have a Holden or a s**tbox (insta-forfeit for non-Australian cars)
- How many Chinese-made Australian flags you have on ya ride
- How many VBs and Tooheys you chugged before you drove

Punch the coppas in the face: https://www.youtube.com...
Brilliant!
8) How many stuffs ya know bout cricket will give ya voting privileges. If ya don't know anything bout Don Bradman, then you're off your head, you frigging d**khead. Australia is an export country; we don't need more of you, mate.
More privileges for me!
9) Well fair dinkum on here elsewise, so if you're running ya mouth, expect a straggling to the back of Bourke.


Oh and I don't need any questions from you pencil-pushing b**tards. F off.
No questions here!
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1/7/2015 9:56:13 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 8:48:22 AM, KhaosMage wrote:
Why can't you generally act this way?
This was funny, clever, and endearing
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1/7/2015 3:15:57 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 8:48:22 AM, KhaosMage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

Why can't you generally act this way?

Because people who play Mafia are silly and need to be told that they are silly, silly.

This was funny, clever, and endearing

Awww <3
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1/7/2015 4:04:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 3:15:57 PM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:48:22 AM, KhaosMage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

Why can't you generally act this way?

Because people who play Mafia are silly and need to be told that they are silly, silly.

It's quite sad if that is all you think I amount to, and if you think that is all I am referring to.
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1/7/2015 5:06:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 6:33:51 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:32:01 AM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:26:47 AM, Wylted wrote:
You shouldn't come on DDO when you're drunk.

I am too young to be drinking. Therefore, I can't be drunk.

That is a persuasive argument.

In the UK I can legally drink on my parents property with their permission . The law states anybody above the age of five can drink here under these conditions .
I WILL DECIDE WHAT THIS DEBATE IS ABOUT. I AM SPIRITUAL, NOT RELIGIOYUS. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE RELIGIOUS TO BELIEVE IN GOD, AND YOU DO WORSHIP MONEY IF YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR WALLET THAAN YOU DO THE POOR. YOU ARE A TROLL THAT IS OUT FOR ATTENTUION."- SitaraMusica
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1/8/2015 3:25:31 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 4:04:09 PM, KhaosMage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 3:15:57 PM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:48:22 AM, KhaosMage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

Why can't you generally act this way?

Because people who play Mafia are silly and need to be told that they are silly, silly.

It's quite sad if that is all you think I amount to, and if you think that is all I am referring to.

Go on, then. Tell us what else you meant, unless you don't have the courage to. I'm ready for it.
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1/8/2015 6:03:43 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 7:13:53 AM, Raisor wrote:
I can't believe there's no promise to crack down on ddo's organized crime problem

Lol.

I thought I'd give a rest because I've said it many times and it's probably starting to irritate people.
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1/8/2015 6:06:49 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/7/2015 8:36:45 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
I only understood about 25% of that post. I have a feeling Aussies just make things up to drive the civilized nations crazy.

Stop ragging, crazy, obese gun owner.
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1/8/2015 6:21:15 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/8/2015 6:06:49 AM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:36:45 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
I only understood about 25% of that post. I have a feeling Aussies just make things up to drive the civilized nations crazy.

Stop ragging, crazy, obese gun owner.

http://www.pure-spirit.com...
#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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1/8/2015 7:40:43 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/8/2015 3:25:31 AM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 4:04:09 PM, KhaosMage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 3:15:57 PM, Zarroette wrote:
At 1/7/2015 8:48:22 AM, KhaosMage wrote:
At 1/7/2015 6:23:38 AM, Zarroette wrote:
G'day, mates.

Why can't you generally act this way?

Because people who play Mafia are silly and need to be told that they are silly, silly.

It's quite sad if that is all you think I amount to, and if you think that is all I am referring to.

Go on, then. Tell us what else you meant, unless you don't have the courage to. I'm ready for it.

It's sad that you think so high of yourself, and so low of myself, and can't see that I'm clearly referring to the lightheartedness and cleverness of the OP. That would imply most of your posts I come across are full of ire, hostility, incivility, and general bully-esque behavior.
In other words, you generally highlight your poorer qualities of which I want nothing to do with you, even if I understand why you act that way, but posts like the OP highlight your brilliance and make me want to interact with you.

I know why you are such an angry young girl, I can empathize, sympathize, and even relate. However, your relentless actions make it difficult to care about those reasons and write you off as a lost cause.
I've said before, you need to get over that baggage, or it will be a long lonely road ahead of you. If I recall correctly, you agreed with me at the time. Use that fighting spirit to not become the one who made you what you are today. Fight the inner demons, not the world.