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DDO Divergent: Episode 2

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1/16/2015 7:43:58 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
NOTE: Since fanfics seem to have moved back here, I will post here.

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Oh F*CK IT. I'm sick and tired of my mom and I'm not going to waste my energy pretending to love her!

All my thoughts about my aptitude fade as I try and forget about my mother, which is a chore since 9space, my brother, is talking on about how much he loves her, and how much he will miss her.

The road in Abnegation is narrow and dirty, and the pavements are trashed with dead bodies of cats and humans.

Suddenly I think about imabench's new fanfic.

GET IT OUT Of MY MIND IT'S SCARY AND GROSS AND DISGUSTING AND A PLANE CRASHED AND MIKAL LITERALLY TOUCHED A ZOMBIE'S NECK AND NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS!

"What's with you?"

I turn to my right, and frown at 9space. "What?"

"You were sticking your tongue out in disgust right when those greedy Candor people walked by. They forced me to give all my money."

Oops.

I blush like a beetroot, and luckily no one is on the road to see it.

We walk on and on, and smack our faces into metal doors right in the middle of the road, where the landscape was nothing but dead grass and leafless trees. The building is wide and a filthy grey, and has a flat rooftop towering over me by a few feet. Confused, 9space and I open the door and find ourselves in a vast room full of people from different factions. The floor is covered in mud, and the wallpaper is peeling off.

I LOVE IT!

My attention is turned to the man on the podium as the microphone screeches. He is wearing a red mini-dress and stilettos.

"My name is Mikal and I am Deist. I may be a zombie because I am in imabench's The Walking Dead fanfic. I have no f*cking idea why I am here, but I know why I'm wearing this outfit: because I like it. F*ck the haters. Here's how this works. When your name is called out you will be assigned to a tester. From there, I cannot tell you what the f*cking sh*t they will do to you in the private rooms, because that will be up for the testers to decide. They might f*ck you in the *ss. They might kiss it. They might get you drunk and lock you up in a closet. They might slap you. Spank you. Nanny you. Slap you with their d*ck. Watch you like a teacher. Tell you the horror of secretly being Hitler. Who knows? That depends on your chances, and your chances of dying are high.

Remember, the factions are:

- Abnegation, the ugly
- Amity, the fashionable
- Candor, the greedy
- Erudite, the stupid, and
- Dauntless, the all four of the above. Toodles!"

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The room is silent. I did not listen to a f*cking word he said, because he is wearing a dress, so I cannot take him seriously.

Because is outfit fitted with his complexion so perfectly that it made me wanna puke.

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"Annie Rationalist."

I walk up to Mikal hesitantly.

"You will be assigned to debatability."

"Do I really have to put up with someone who's 3 years y-"

"Shut up. I have to go, my vagina is leaking."

"..."

Debatability drags me into the empty room. the room is about the same size as the main room, but this time, empty and cleaner.

F*ck.

"Darn. I want a dir-"

BONK.

Black out.

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What happened to Annie? Did she die? Did debatability think Annie's head was a baseball? Was Mikal cray? Will debatability pay? Will Annie lose the game? When will the aptitude test finish? What will 9space's aptitude be? Is thett real? Is his pirate army dead? Has Ore_Ele been elected president? Is DDO a debate site? Is Adele human? Was debatability a Nazi? Was she Hitler? Am I Annie? Are you reading this? How many question marks are in here? Was debatability high on crack? Is my brain dead? Are the people in this fanfic alive? Is God a female? Did Virgin Mary have intercourse? Am I lying?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DDO DIVERGENT!

==End of episode 2==
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...
Is...
Youuuuuu
lannan13
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1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.
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imabench
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1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
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The-Voice-of-Truth
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1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.
"You're more of a fluentic fail doer who sometimes does a doo dah with a diggity ding, managing to push open doors that weren't meant to be opened, only to find that there's no floor, so you instead become spiderman and crawl on the walls." -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
RevNge
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1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>
The-Voice-of-Truth
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1/16/2015 1:03:07 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>

The people that post these fanfic things.
"You're more of a fluentic fail doer who sometimes does a doo dah with a diggity ding, managing to push open doors that weren't meant to be opened, only to find that there's no floor, so you instead become spiderman and crawl on the walls." -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
RevNge
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1/16/2015 1:15:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 1:03:07 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>

The people that post these fanfic things.

Wouldn't they want readers?
The-Voice-of-Truth
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1/16/2015 1:16:53 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 1:15:01 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:03:07 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>

The people that post these fanfic things.

Wouldn't they want readers?

Apparently not......
"You're more of a fluentic fail doer who sometimes does a doo dah with a diggity ding, managing to push open doors that weren't meant to be opened, only to find that there's no floor, so you instead become spiderman and crawl on the walls." -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
RevNge
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1/16/2015 1:17:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 1:16:53 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:15:01 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:03:07 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>

The people that post these fanfic things.

Wouldn't they want readers?

Apparently not......

What do you mean "apparently"?
The-Voice-of-Truth
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1/16/2015 1:19:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 1:17:44 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:16:53 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:15:01 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:03:07 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>

The people that post these fanfic things.

Wouldn't they want readers?

Apparently not......

What do you mean "apparently"?

I had thought it had been established that no one reads the entertainment forum....
"You're more of a fluentic fail doer who sometimes does a doo dah with a diggity ding, managing to push open doors that weren't meant to be opened, only to find that there's no floor, so you instead become spiderman and crawl on the walls." -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door
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1/16/2015 4:23:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 7:43:58 AM, BLAHthedebator wrote:
"Shut up. I have to go, my vagina is leaking."

"..."

wut
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1/16/2015 6:35:55 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 4:23:08 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 1/16/2015 7:43:58 AM, BLAHthedebator wrote:
"Shut up. I have to go, my vagina is leaking."

"..."

wut

I had to put it in.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...
Is...
Youuuuuu
BLAHthedebator
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1/16/2015 6:36:23 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 1:19:01 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:17:44 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:16:53 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:15:01 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:03:07 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 1:02:20 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 1/16/2015 12:07:51 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:59:32 AM, imabench wrote:
At 1/16/2015 11:56:56 AM, lannan13 wrote:
Dude, these belong in the Entertainment forum.

Who goes to the Entertainment forum? >.>

The people that post these fanfic things.

Wouldn't they want readers?

Apparently not......

What do you mean "apparently"?

I had thought it had been established that no one reads the entertainment forum....

Exactly.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...
Is...
Youuuuuu
BLAHthedebator
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1/16/2015 7:17:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/16/2015 9:01:10 AM, RevNge wrote:
._.

Dafuq?

(:D
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...
Is...
Youuuuuu