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3/20/2015 4:34:50 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Good evening fellow churchgoers and casual browsers who wandered into this mass out of sheer curiosity. I invite you to take a seat, as I read from the holy book of our Church that contain the lessons and wisdom from the almighty Mod, who passed those lessons and wisdom to his one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee. Praise be onto Chickadee!

So come on in,
Listen up ,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

==================================================================

Long ago, like, 6 years in internet time, Mod looked down onto DDO to see what was going on. Baylor just blew an easy win to Georgia State, which had f*cked about 1/4th of his bracket, so Mod was mad and had nothing to do. When he looked down on DDO though, what he had observed disgusted him. People were committing all sorts of unholy acts, such as necroposting, multiaccounting, spamming, and using the opinions section. His stomach turned at such a horrible sight, and Mod had lost faith in humanity, believing that it was time to start over. He tried turning DDO off and on again, but for some reason it didnt work, even though it never failed when he had to deal with iphone 6+. Mod therefore had to come up with another idea for how to wipe out DDO yet preserve all of its good qualities, and thats when he noticed one user who was living a good existence.

A member by the name of Smitty.

Smitty did not partake in acts of debauchery liek everyone around him. Smitty lived a good life. He did not spam, he did not flame, he did not necropost, and he did not visit the religious forum, living his life as the almighty Mod had said it should be lived. Mod smiled on this soul, who was already wearing a DeMarco Murray Eagles jersey, much to Mod's pleasure, for he was an Eagles fan.

Smitty also had a wife and children, who are not important enough to even be worth naming. Just know that they are there and sh*t. Anyways, Mod felt that if he were to wie out everyone on DDO, he would have to find a way to preserve Smitty and his family, along with the other qualities of DDO.

Mod thought it over long and hard. Giggity. He then decided that the best way to rid the world of the hellish state it had devolved into, was to freeze everything.

And so, Mod came to Smitty in a grilled cheese sandwich, and warned Smitty that a great winter is coming, that would leave everything in the world completely Frozen.... He warned Smitty to collect as much firewood as possible, and to go out and collect 4 of each type of animal in the world, not two, just in case something happened to one of them.

Smitty obeyed Mod without question, and began using his life savings to buy as much wood and food as possible. He and his family dug deep into the Earth's crust, which would serve as an insulator from the oncoming freeze, and provide them all with shelter. Smitty and his family carved the bunker using only their hands, shovels, and about 30 metric tons of TNT that Smitty managed to write off as a business expense.

His neighbors began to take notice, and wondered what the f*** Smitty was up to. When they asked Smitty what was up, Smitty told them the truth, and they laughed at his explanation. None of them believed Smitty's warning of an oncoming winter that would freeze everything to death, because global warming had made it so that even in winter, temperatures never dipped below 60 degrees. The other people of DDO were arrogant and believed that they held power and domain over nature, not the other way around.

Smitty though kept digging, and summoned 4 of each type of animal by singing the song 'Animals' by Maroon 5, the universal distress call of all animals in the animal kingdom. Almost all animals began making their way towards Smitty's bunker. The dragons didnt come because UAB was still in the tournament, and they wanted to see how far they would go. The ogre's didnt come because they wanted to stay and keep people out of their swamp. The fairies didnt come because they were insulted at being called a 'fairy', instead preferring to go by his actual name, 'John Travolta'.

All other animals came though, and they showed up just in time, for Mod's great winter was setting in. Temperatures first hit 50 degrees, then 40, then 30. It began snowing, much to everyones confusion and delight, and everyone quickly ran outside to play in the snow, asking as many people as possible if they wanted to build a snowman with them.

But then the temperatures kept dropping. It crept down to 20 degrees, then 5, then -10. People began to get pissed, as it was getting too cold for their liking, and all the snow piling up in their front yards was threatening to kill off all the grass. People on wall street began fearing that the freeze would affect the orange harvest, causing some to try to corner the frozen orange juice market, only to have it backfire and completely ruin them.

Temperatures kept dropping, but Smitty and his family stayed safe and warm in their massive bunker along with all the animals that had come. They stayed down there and watched TV, hoping that Kentucky wouldn't lose otherwise their brackets would all be busted. The outside world though wasnt so fortunate. Many people hadnt stocked up on food, and had resorted to eating their own limbs about 20 minutes after snow began to fall.

The snow soon piled 50 feet high, and homes began being crushed under the weight of the snow one by one, causing inhabitants to be frozen to death. Mod kept the winter going for 7 days and 7 nights, because anything above that like 40 days would just be overkill, and kind of a d*ck move.

Then the snow began to thaw and turned into water, receding into rivers and oceans, and leaving behind destruction everywhere. After all the water had gone, Smitty and his family emerged from the bunker, and all the animals inside were released back out into the wild. Several new species would later be produced, as Smitty kinda didnt have any control over animals interbreeding. He wasnt too upset over it, and Mod thought it was actually hysterical.

Smitty then thanked God for sparing him and his family, but then asked Mod how humans were supposed to live on, since the only way that would work is if his family had sex with each other, which would be kinda weird. Mod agreed, and so he went to createdebate and edeb8 to find worthy members.

He found none, and thus just borrowed the very few rational people on youtube and brought them to DDO, hoping that they would learn from their mistakes in the past and not repeat the same result. They did. They werent perfect, but they were much better compared to those before them, and Mod was happy, smiling that DDO was now slightly less f*cked up then it was from before.

Smitty grew to the old age of 44 before being hit by a bus.

Praise be onto Chickadee! :D
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3/20/2015 5:07:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/20/2015 4:34:50 PM, imabench wrote:
Good evening fellow churchgoers and casual browsers who wandered into this mass out of sheer curiosity. I invite you to take a seat, as I read from the holy book of our Church that contain the lessons and wisdom from the almighty Mod, who passed those lessons and wisdom to his one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee. Praise be onto Chickadee!

So come on in,
Listen up ,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

==================================================================

Long ago, like, 6 years in internet time, Mod looked down onto DDO to see what was going on. Baylor just blew an easy win to Georgia State, which had f*cked about 1/4th of his bracket, so Mod was mad and had nothing to do. When he looked down on DDO though, what he had observed disgusted him. People were committing all sorts of unholy acts, such as necroposting, multiaccounting, spamming, and using the opinions section. His stomach turned at such a horrible sight, and Mod had lost faith in humanity, believing that it was time to start over. He tried turning DDO off and on again, but for some reason it didnt work, even though it never failed when he had to deal with iphone 6+. Mod therefore had to come up with another idea for how to wipe out DDO yet preserve all of its good qualities, and thats when he noticed one user who was living a good existence.

A member by the name of Smitty.

Smitty did not partake in acts of debauchery liek everyone around him. Smitty lived a good life. He did not spam, he did not flame, he did not necropost, and he did not visit the religious forum, living his life as the almighty Mod had said it should be lived. Mod smiled on this soul, who was already wearing a DeMarco Murray Eagles jersey, much to Mod's pleasure, for he was an Eagles fan.

Smitty also had a wife and children, who are not important enough to even be worth naming. Just know that they are there and sh*t. Anyways, Mod felt that if he were to wie out everyone on DDO, he would have to find a way to preserve Smitty and his family, along with the other qualities of DDO.

Mod thought it over long and hard. Giggity. He then decided that the best way to rid the world of the hellish state it had devolved into, was to freeze everything.

And so, Mod came to Smitty in a grilled cheese sandwich, and warned Smitty that a great winter is coming, that would leave everything in the world completely Frozen.... He warned Smitty to collect as much firewood as possible, and to go out and collect 4 of each type of animal in the world, not two, just in case something happened to one of them.

Smitty obeyed Mod without question, and began using his life savings to buy as much wood and food as possible. He and his family dug deep into the Earth's crust, which would serve as an insulator from the oncoming freeze, and provide them all with shelter. Smitty and his family carved the bunker using only their hands, shovels, and about 30 metric tons of TNT that Smitty managed to write off as a business expense.

His neighbors began to take notice, and wondered what the f*** Smitty was up to. When they asked Smitty what was up, Smitty told them the truth, and they laughed at his explanation. None of them believed Smitty's warning of an oncoming winter that would freeze everything to death, because global warming had made it so that even in winter, temperatures never dipped below 60 degrees. The other people of DDO were arrogant and believed that they held power and domain over nature, not the other way around.

Smitty though kept digging, and summoned 4 of each type of animal by singing the song 'Animals' by Maroon 5, the universal distress call of all animals in the animal kingdom. Almost all animals began making their way towards Smitty's bunker. The dragons didnt come because UAB was still in the tournament, and they wanted to see how far they would go. The ogre's didnt come because they wanted to stay and keep people out of their swamp. The fairies didnt come because they were insulted at being called a 'fairy', instead preferring to go by his actual name, 'John Travolta'.

All other animals came though, and they showed up just in time, for Mod's great winter was setting in. Temperatures first hit 50 degrees, then 40, then 30. It began snowing, much to everyones confusion and delight, and everyone quickly ran outside to play in the snow, asking as many people as possible if they wanted to build a snowman with them.

But then the temperatures kept dropping. It crept down to 20 degrees, then 5, then -10. People began to get pissed, as it was getting too cold for their liking, and all the snow piling up in their front yards was threatening to kill off all the grass. People on wall street began fearing that the freeze would affect the orange harvest, causing some to try to corner the frozen orange juice market, only to have it backfire and completely ruin them.

Temperatures kept dropping, but Smitty and his family stayed safe and warm in their massive bunker along with all the animals that had come. They stayed down there and watched TV, hoping that Kentucky wouldn't lose otherwise their brackets would all be busted. The outside world though wasnt so fortunate. Many people hadnt stocked up on food, and had resorted to eating their own limbs about 20 minutes after snow began to fall.

The snow soon piled 50 feet high, and homes began being crushed under the weight of the snow one by one, causing inhabitants to be frozen to death. Mod kept the winter going for 7 days and 7 nights, because anything above that like 40 days would just be overkill, and kind of a d*ck move.

Then the snow began to thaw and turned into water, receding into rivers and oceans, and leaving behind destruction everywhere. After all the water had gone, Smitty and his family emerged from the bunker, and all the animals inside were released back out into the wild. Several new species would later be produced, as Smitty kinda didnt have any control over animals interbreeding. He wasnt too upset over it, and Mod thought it was actually hysterical.

Smitty then thanked God for sparing him and his family, but then asked Mod how humans were supposed to live on, since the only way that would work is if his family had sex with each other, which would be kinda weird. Mod agreed, and so he went to createdebate and edeb8 to find worthy members.

He found none, and thus just borrowed the very few rational people on youtube and brought them to DDO, hoping that they would learn from their mistakes in the past and not repeat the same result. They did. They werent perfect, but they were much better compared to those before them, and Mod was happy, smiling that DDO was now slightly less f*cked up then it was from before.

Smitty grew to the old age of 44 before being hit by a bus.

Praise be onto Chickadee! :D

praise be onto Chickadee!
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3/20/2015 5:13:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/20/2015 4:34:50 PM, imabench wrote:
Good evening fellow churchgoers and casual browsers who wandered into this mass out of sheer curiosity. I invite you to take a seat, as I read from the holy book of our Church that contain the lessons and wisdom from the almighty Mod, who passed those lessons and wisdom to his one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee. Praise be onto Chickadee!

So come on in,
Listen up ,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

==================================================================

Long ago, like, 6 years in internet time, Mod looked down onto DDO to see what was going on. Baylor just blew an easy win to Georgia State, which had f*cked about 1/4th of his bracket, so Mod was mad and had nothing to do. When he looked down on DDO though, what he had observed disgusted him. People were committing all sorts of unholy acts, such as necroposting, multiaccounting, spamming, and using the opinions section. His stomach turned at such a horrible sight, and Mod had lost faith in humanity, believing that it was time to start over. He tried turning DDO off and on again, but for some reason it didnt work, even though it never failed when he had to deal with iphone 6+. Mod therefore had to come up with another idea for how to wipe out DDO yet preserve all of its good qualities, and thats when he noticed one user who was living a good existence.

The iPhone 6 plus didn't come out until 2014; there's no way that "Mod" could've had one six years ago.
#chickadeeatheist

A member by the name of Smitty.

Smitty did not partake in acts of debauchery liek everyone around him. Smitty lived a good life. He did not spam, he did not flame, he did not necropost, and he did not visit the religious forum, living his life as the almighty Mod had said it should be lived. Mod smiled on this soul, who was already wearing a DeMarco Murray Eagles jersey, much to Mod's pleasure, for he was an Eagles fan.

Smitty also had a wife and children, who are not important enough to even be worth naming. Just know that they are there and sh*t. Anyways, Mod felt that if he were to wie out everyone on DDO, he would have to find a way to preserve Smitty and his family, along with the other qualities of DDO.

Mod thought it over long and hard. Giggity. He then decided that the best way to rid the world of the hellish state it had devolved into, was to freeze everything.

And so, Mod came to Smitty in a grilled cheese sandwich, and warned Smitty that a great winter is coming, that would leave everything in the world completely Frozen.... He warned Smitty to collect as much firewood as possible, and to go out and collect 4 of each type of animal in the world, not two, just in case something happened to one of them.

Smitty obeyed Mod without question, and began using his life savings to buy as much wood and food as possible. He and his family dug deep into the Earth's crust, which would serve as an insulator from the oncoming freeze, and provide them all with shelter. Smitty and his family carved the bunker using only their hands, shovels, and about 30 metric tons of TNT that Smitty managed to write off as a business expense.

His neighbors began to take notice, and wondered what the f*** Smitty was up to. When they asked Smitty what was up, Smitty told them the truth, and they laughed at his explanation. None of them believed Smitty's warning of an oncoming winter that would freeze everything to death, because global warming had made it so that even in winter, temperatures never dipped below 60 degrees. The other people of DDO were arrogant and believed that they held power and domain over nature, not the other way around.

Smitty though kept digging, and summoned 4 of each type of animal by singing the song 'Animals' by Maroon 5, the universal distress call of all animals in the animal kingdom. Almost all animals began making their way towards Smitty's bunker. The dragons didnt come because UAB was still in the tournament, and they wanted to see how far they would go. The ogre's didnt come because they wanted to stay and keep people out of their swamp. The fairies didnt come because they were insulted at being called a 'fairy', instead preferring to go by his actual name, 'John Travolta'.

All other animals came though, and they showed up just in time, for Mod's great winter was setting in. Temperatures first hit 50 degrees, then 40, then 30. It began snowing, much to everyones confusion and delight, and everyone quickly ran outside to play in the snow, asking as many people as possible if they wanted to build a snowman with them.

But then the temperatures kept dropping. It crept down to 20 degrees, then 5, then -10. People began to get pissed, as it was getting too cold for their liking, and all the snow piling up in their front yards was threatening to kill off all the grass. People on wall street began fearing that the freeze would affect the orange harvest, causing some to try to corner the frozen orange juice market, only to have it backfire and completely ruin them.

Temperatures kept dropping, but Smitty and his family stayed safe and warm in their massive bunker along with all the animals that had come. They stayed down there and watched TV, hoping that Kentucky wouldn't lose otherwise their brackets would all be busted. The outside world though wasnt so fortunate. Many people hadnt stocked up on food, and had resorted to eating their own limbs about 20 minutes after snow began to fall.

The snow soon piled 50 feet high, and homes began being crushed under the weight of the snow one by one, causing inhabitants to be frozen to death. Mod kept the winter going for 7 days and 7 nights, because anything above that like 40 days would just be overkill, and kind of a d*ck move.

Then the snow began to thaw and turned into water, receding into rivers and oceans, and leaving behind destruction everywhere. After all the water had gone, Smitty and his family emerged from the bunker, and all the animals inside were released back out into the wild. Several new species would later be produced, as Smitty kinda didnt have any control over animals interbreeding. He wasnt too upset over it, and Mod thought it was actually hysterical.

Smitty then thanked God for sparing him and his family, but then asked Mod how humans were supposed to live on, since the only way that would work is if his family had sex with each other, which would be kinda weird. Mod agreed, and so he went to createdebate and edeb8 to find worthy members.

He found none, and thus just borrowed the very few rational people on youtube and brought them to DDO, hoping that they would learn from their mistakes in the past and not repeat the same result. They did. They werent perfect, but they were much better compared to those before them, and Mod was happy, smiling that DDO was now slightly less f*cked up then it was from before.

Smitty grew to the old age of 44 before being hit by a bus.

Praise be onto Chickadee! :D
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3/20/2015 7:38:25 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/20/2015 5:13:30 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:

The iPhone 6 plus didn't come out until 2014; there's no way that "Mod" could've had one six years ago.
#chickadeeatheist

Dont you have to go suck at something somewhere? ;)
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7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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3/22/2015 10:30:01 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
praise chickadee
I bet fanfics are already being posted on random blogs about us.-Vaarka

Butters preformed his duty to the town and died with honor, he helped us kill scum, so we know have to go and make sure his death wasn't in vain and win this game for him.-lannan13

All hail the great and mighty Butters, who died for our inactive cause.-Vaarka

fuckith offith, lol.-Ore(talking to me)

And guess what happened to FT? He got raped to death.-Xlav

You are so obviously town I love you man.-VOT