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3/24/2015 6:06:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
DDO parody of the Dark Souls prologue ( link to original here, watch it first if you want to understand anything : )

In the age of Ancients, DDO was unformed, shrouded by fog.

A land of dead polls, flamewars and ever lasting trolls.

But then there was Mod. And with Mod came disparity;

Liberals and Conservatives

Atheists and Theists and of course

Trolls and Debaters.

Then from the forums they came. And found the Elo of Mods within the flame.

Fluffy, the first of the trolls.

The Witch of Imabench, and his daughters of Chaos.

Koopin, lord of internet fights and his faithful admins.

And the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten.

With th strength of Mods, they challenged the trolls.

Koopin's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales.

The witch of Imabench weaved the term "kfc".

Juggle unleashed a miasma of flamewars and disease.

And Fluffy the scaleless betrayed his own.

And the trolls were no more.

Thus began the age of Nac. But soon the Elo will fade and only Negroid will remain.
Even now there are only embers. And debaters see not civil discussion but only endless flamewars .

And amognst the debators are seen, carriers of the accursed negroidsign
I bear witness that there is no God but Allah and that Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him) is his messenger.