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3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM
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http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.
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3/27/2015 5:22:56 PM
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At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

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3/27/2015 5:27:49 PM
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At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What do you think about those toothbrush holders? I think they aren't enough. I heard when the toilet flushes it blasts an invisible cloud of toilet water and crap that extends outward in an 8 foot radius. That means you have to have some sort of toothbrush bristle protector too, right?
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3/27/2015 5:36:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:22:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Michael, If you were not engaged I would have a crush on you

Those aren't mutually exclusive, baby.
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3/27/2015 5:41:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:36:30 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:22:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Michael, If you were not engaged I would have a crush on you

Those aren't mutually exclusive, baby.

It would be
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3/27/2015 5:43:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:27:49 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What do you think about those toothbrush holders? I think they aren't enough. I heard when the toilet flushes it blasts an invisible cloud of toilet water and crap that extends outward in an 8 foot radius. That means you have to have some sort of toothbrush bristle protector too, right?

I normally would never waste my time and stoop to explaining such a rudimentary concept, but it is clear that the plebeians of DDO require my assistance in maintaining even the most basic of human functions:

Yes, the Mythbusters confirmed that myth in Season 1, Episode 14.

Go now. Experience an informed life.
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3/27/2015 5:49:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What proof do you have that there is a right or wrong way of using toilet paper?
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3/27/2015 5:54:57 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:49:08 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What proof do you have that there is a right or wrong way of using toilet paper?

I see that fate has once again ordained me to bestow my wisdom to the hoi polloi of DDO. Brace yourself, lowborn. Knowledge is forthcoming:

The original patent for toilet paper reveals its intended use and positioning.

http://consumerist.com...

Your thanks is acknowledged.
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3/27/2015 5:57:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:49:08 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What proof do you have that there is a right or wrong way of using toilet paper?

Get an education dude.
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3/27/2015 6:03:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Um, how do you stop it from rolling off the back of the toilet
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3/27/2015 6:07:15 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:49:08 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What proof do you have that there is a right or wrong way of using toilet paper?

That sounds exactly like something that someone who doesnt use toilet paper correctly would say.....
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3/27/2015 6:12:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

I present to you... The Poopie List.

http://brynosaurus.com...
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3/27/2015 6:14:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 5:57:38 PM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:49:08 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

What proof do you have that there is a right or wrong way of using toilet paper?

Get an education dude.

What we have to ask is does the atheist account for the objective morality of using toilet paper ? clearly this can only make sense under a theistic world view....

1) If there is an objective right or wrong way to use toilet paper then God exists
2) There is an objective right or wrong way to use toilet paper that God exists
C) God exists
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3/27/2015 6:14:52 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 6:03:59 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Um, how do you stop it from rolling off the back of the toilet

I see my elucidatory services are once again required, and not a moment too soon. Surely it has been frightening for you, to live in ignorance all these years. Hush now, child. You are safe in the bosom of my enlightenment:

Have one of your man-servants hold the roll upright. Preferably one who does not speak English, lest they try to unionize. I avoid the Blacks. They frighten me.

Now go. Your ignorance saddens me.
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3/27/2015 6:15:13 PM
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At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Really? How many frigging times has this happened? Haven't you people got anything better to do than to mock any serious thread I make? If you're so smart and clever, why don't you go and do something with your life instead of poorly using your precious time alive trying to get under my skin?
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3/27/2015 6:16:28 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:12:39 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

I present to you... The Poopie List.

http://brynosaurus.com...

This...this pleases me. Join me, we have much work to do.
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3/27/2015 6:17:13 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:15:13 PM, Zarroette wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Really? How many frigging times has this happened? Haven't you people got anything better to do than to mock any serious thread I make? If you're so smart and clever, why don't you go and do something with your life instead of poorly using your precious time alive trying to get under my skin?
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3/27/2015 6:17:39 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:16:28 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 3/27/2015 6:12:39 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

I present to you... The Poopie List.

http://brynosaurus.com...

This...this pleases me. Join me, we have much work to do.

DDO is severely lacking in bathroom education and etiquette. I agree. No cause has stirred a passion like this in my loins since the Waterless Urinal Fight of 2010,
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3/27/2015 6:20:42 PM
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Zarroette is right. We've allowed you unenlightened masses to post unchecked for far too long. Enjoy your ignorance while it lasts. She and I will usher in an era of hygiene and tonality the likes of which this site has never known.
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3/27/2015 6:22:10 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:20:42 PM, Maikuru wrote:
Zarroette is right. We've allowed you unenlightened masses to post unchecked for far too long. Enjoy your ignorance while it lasts. She and I will usher in an era of hygiene and tonality the likes of which this site has never known.

Now my bottom and my mind are going to be clean... for the first time.
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3/27/2015 6:23:00 PM
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OP is obviously correct. The real question is, should men have to leave the toilet seat down after peeing?

I say no. It is most efficient if everyone leaves the seat in whatever position it is after they have used it.
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3/27/2015 6:27:00 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:23:00 PM, ford_prefect wrote:
OP is obviously correct. The real question is, should men have to leave the toilet seat down after peeing?

I say no. It is most efficient if everyone leaves the seat in whatever position it is after they have used it.

Or better yet, men should be able to pee wherever they like... within reason. I don't know why I can't pee on a tree or my douche neighbors car. Beats me. Makes no sense. My dogs can. Do I not have the rights of mere mindless dogs? It's tyranny I say. TYRANNY!
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3/27/2015 6:31:02 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:14:52 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 3/27/2015 6:03:59 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Um, how do you stop it from rolling off the back of the toilet

I see my elucidatory services are once again required, and not a moment too soon. Surely it has been frightening for you, to live in ignorance all these years. Hush now, child. You are safe in the bosom of my enlightenment:

Have one of your man-servants hold the roll upright. Preferably one who does not speak English, lest they try to unionize. I avoid the Blacks. They frighten me.

Now go. Your ignorance saddens me.

But Manuel won't stop staring at my junk.....
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/27/2015 6:32:26 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:23:00 PM, ford_prefect wrote:
OP is obviously correct. The real question is, should men have to leave the toilet seat down after peeing?

I say no. It is most efficient if everyone leaves the seat in whatever position it is after they have used it.

Men should put the lid down... so everyone is equally inconvenienced.

#quietactsofprotest
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3/27/2015 6:34:49 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:23:00 PM, ford_prefect wrote:
OP is obviously correct. The real question is, should men have to leave the toilet seat down after peeing?

I say no. It is most efficient if everyone leaves the seat in whatever position it is after they have used it.

I always put both lids down after I use the toilet....
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3/27/2015 6:38:17 PM
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At 3/27/2015 5:22:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Michael, If you were not engaged I would have a crush on you
anything your heart desires
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3/27/2015 6:38:40 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:32:26 PM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/27/2015 6:23:00 PM, ford_prefect wrote:
OP is obviously correct. The real question is, should men have to leave the toilet seat down after peeing?

I say no. It is most efficient if everyone leaves the seat in whatever position it is after they have used it.

Men should put the lid down... so everyone is equally inconvenienced.

#quietactsofprotest

After men finish, they should put the lid down, and then pee on it just a little bit so that women still have to wipe it off before sitting down.

only THEN will everyone be equally inconvenienced
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3/27/2015 6:41:24 PM
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At 3/27/2015 6:15:13 PM, Zarroette wrote:
At 3/27/2015 5:21:22 PM, Maikuru wrote:
http://currentconfig.com...

Hopefully I've made this simple enough for those of you who have difficulty understanding complex concepts.

Really? How many frigging times has this happened? Haven't you people got anything better to do than to mock any serious thread I make? If you're so smart and clever, why don't you go and do something with your life instead of poorly using your precious time alive trying to get under my skin?

Maybe if your "serious" threads weren't so mock-worthy, they wouldn't get mocked...
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