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3/29/2015 8:16:42 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yes everyone, I am going to the North Pole to film polar bears doing it as part of a nature documentary called 'Polar bears totally doing it'. This totally has nothing to do with anything else going on or anything like that, I've told a couple of people about this before hand, but I kept it a secret because I didn't want to upset anybody.

I'll try to post fanfiction updates when I get back, but other then that, just wait about a week and I'll post stuff. Anywho I'll miss you all, I'll be sure to post footage of polar bears having sex when I get back. See you all later!
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3/29/2015 8:19:51 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
oh yeah i almost forgot, im having Airmax close my account to keep kids off my f*cking lawn while im gone
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3/29/2015 8:20:06 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:16:42 PM, imabench wrote:
I'll try to post fanfiction updates when I get back, but other then that, just wait about a week and I'll post stuff. Anywho I'll miss you all, I'll be sure to post footage of polar bears having sex when I get back. See you all later!

His Frozen fetish has finally driven my client, Mr. Bench, off the deep end. It appears that my attorney fees will be paid by some other party than this rich ars.
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3/29/2015 8:20:47 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Actually, f1ck it -- I'm just that expensive. I'll double-charge everyone, their mothers, their uncles, their dogs, etc.
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3/29/2015 8:21:05 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:19:51 PM, imabench wrote:
oh yeah i almost forgot, im having Airmax close my account to keep kids off my f*cking lawn while im gone

I think what really happened is you just got the ban hammer. :P
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3/29/2015 8:21:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:21:05 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:19:51 PM, imabench wrote:
oh yeah i almost forgot, im having Airmax close my account to keep kids off my f*cking lawn while im gone

I think what really happened is you just got the ban hammer. :P

I'm his attorney, and I'm currently negotiating this with Admiral Airmax. Don't lose hope!
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3/29/2015 8:21:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:20:47 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
Actually, f1ck it -- I'm just that expensive. I'll double-charge everyone, their mothers, their uncles, their dogs, etc.

That sounds very Max of you.
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3/29/2015 8:22:21 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:21:41 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:21:05 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:19:51 PM, imabench wrote:
oh yeah i almost forgot, im having Airmax close my account to keep kids off my f*cking lawn while im gone

I think what really happened is you just got the ban hammer. :P

I'm his attorney, and I'm currently negotiating this with Admiral Airmax. Don't lose hope!

I didn't know you were an attorney.
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3/29/2015 8:22:52 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:22:21 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:21:41 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:21:05 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:19:51 PM, imabench wrote:
oh yeah i almost forgot, im having Airmax close my account to keep kids off my f*cking lawn while im gone

I think what really happened is you just got the ban hammer. :P

I'm his attorney, and I'm currently negotiating this with Admiral Airmax. Don't lose hope!

I didn't know you were an attorney.

I wear many hats.
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3/29/2015 8:23:33 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:21:54 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:20:47 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
Actually, f1ck it -- I'm just that expensive. I'll double-charge everyone, their mothers, their uncles, their dogs, etc.

That sounds very Max of you.

Well, he is my multi -- I mean.....

HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION!
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3/29/2015 8:23:58 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:22:52 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:22:21 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:21:41 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:21:05 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:19:51 PM, imabench wrote:
oh yeah i almost forgot, im having Airmax close my account to keep kids off my f*cking lawn while im gone

I think what really happened is you just got the ban hammer. :P

I'm his attorney, and I'm currently negotiating this with Admiral Airmax. Don't lose hope!

I didn't know you were an attorney.

I wear many hats.

Just don't wear too many at once or monkeys will steal them.
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3/29/2015 8:25:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:23:58 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Just don't wear too many at once or monkeys will steal them.

Ah, but the monkey king and I get a long swimmingly. In fact, I was once told -- by my parents, no doubt -- that I *am* a monkey. I am fully confident in my ability to negotiate with them.
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3/29/2015 8:25:25 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
rip in peace
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3/29/2015 8:26:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:25:08 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:23:58 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Just don't wear too many at once or monkeys will steal them.


Ah, but the monkey king and I get a long swimmingly. In fact, I was once told -- by my parents, no doubt -- that I *am* a monkey. I am fully confident in my ability to negotiate with them.

Monkeys can't be attorneys.
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3/29/2015 8:26:49 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:25:25 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
rip in peace

That's redundant. "Rest in peace in peace."
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3/29/2015 8:27:19 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
What the hell did he do now?
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3/29/2015 8:27:37 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:26:09 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Monkeys can't be attorneys.

That's what they all say...but just look at me now!

Not to mention, monkeys are much more effective prosecutorally than...pffft..squirrels.
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3/29/2015 8:28:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:27:37 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:26:09 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Monkeys can't be attorneys.


That's what they all say...but just look at me now!

I can't. I have no clue what you look like. :P

Not to mention, monkeys are much more effective prosecutorally than...pffft..squirrels.

Prove it.
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3/29/2015 8:29:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:28:41 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
I can't. I have no clue what you look like. :P

True.....just think Robert Pattinson.

Prove it.

*Resists urge to post meme when he has homework*

It transcends evidence! :P
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3/29/2015 8:30:19 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:27:19 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
What the hell did he do now?

He got in a fight with sadolite, it even caused Sadolite to make a thread about why Bench should be perm-banned.
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3/29/2015 8:31:09 PM
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At 3/29/2015 8:30:19 PM, DarthKirones wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:27:19 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
What the hell did he do now?

He got in a fight with sadolite, it even caused Sadolite to make a thread about why Bench should be perm-banned.

Link?
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3/29/2015 8:31:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:29:39 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:28:41 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
I can't. I have no clue what you look like. :P

True.....just think Robert Pattinson.
Why?

Prove it.

*Resists urge to post meme when he has homework*
*is on DDO when he has homework*

It transcends evidence! :P

Prove that.
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3/29/2015 8:31:42 PM
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At 3/29/2015 8:31:09 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:30:19 PM, DarthKirones wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:27:19 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
What the hell did he do now?

He got in a fight with sadolite, it even caused Sadolite to make a thread about why Bench should be perm-banned.

Link?

http://www.debate.org...
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3/29/2015 8:32:32 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:31:42 PM, DarthKirones wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:31:09 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:30:19 PM, DarthKirones wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:27:19 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
What the hell did he do now?

He got in a fight with sadolite, it even caused Sadolite to make a thread about why Bench should be perm-banned.

Link?

http://www.debate.org...

That is not the thread calling for Bench's banning, that already got hammered by Max.
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3/29/2015 8:33:12 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:31:39 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Why?

I.....closely resemble him! :P

*is on DDO when he has homework*

Touche', senorita.

(I think that was French and Spanish.....)

It transcends evidence! :P

Prove that.

Proving that it transcends evidence, also, transcends evidence. That's not circular, but the very circle of life itself.
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3/29/2015 8:34:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:33:12 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:31:39 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Why?

I.....closely resemble him! :P

Yeah, right. :P

*is on DDO when he has homework*

Touche', senorita.

(I think that was French and Spanish.....)
It was Franish.

It transcends evidence! :P

Prove that.

Proving that it transcends evidence, also, transcends evidence. That's not circular, but the very circle of life itself.

Please define the term "transcends."
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3/29/2015 8:38:13 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:34:27 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Yeah, right. :P

Si, senora.

It was Franish.

Or Spench.

It transcends evidence! :P

Prove that.

Please define the term "transcends."

Goes beyond.
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3/29/2015 8:39:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:38:13 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:34:27 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
Yeah, right. :P

Si, senora.
I'm not married. :P

It was Franish.

Or Spench.
Franish sounds better.

It transcends evidence! :P

Prove that.

Please define the term "transcends."

Goes beyond.

So, you are saying it goes beyond evidence?
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3/29/2015 8:39:43 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:30:19 PM, DarthKirones wrote:
At 3/29/2015 8:27:19 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
What the hell did he do now?

He got in a fight with sadolite, it even caused Sadolite to make a thread about why Bench should be perm-banned.

It wasn't a fight, I was trying to have a civil discussion about why it isn't necessarily absurd to change the way taxes are collected.
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3/29/2015 8:40:23 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/29/2015 8:39:27 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
I'm not married. :P

Oops.

So "senorita" is right?

It was Franish.

Or Spench.
Franish sounds better.

Does it?

It transcends evidence! :P

Prove that.

Please define the term "transcends."

Goes beyond.

So, you are saying it goes beyond evidence?

Precisely.
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