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UtherPenguin
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4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.
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4/5/2015 11:17:32 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
wow honest and humble you've got my vote.
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UtherPenguin
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4/6/2015 12:00:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2015 11:17:32 PM, ClashnBoom wrote:
wow honest and humble you've got my vote.

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4/6/2015 1:09:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

lol
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4/6/2015 1:16:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
UtherPenguin scum. Enemy of DDO Elite; must eradicate. Need sanction from Master.
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Techno-Hyperkant arrives from the future. The Categorical Imperative ignites the eternal Nightmare of Ends. You are delighted to death.

Vaarka swung his sword at the mod. However, since I am now incorporeal, he ends up accidentally striking the entire American landmass (It's a REALLY bastard sword), destroying both continents. Spiders are now at 50% of capacity."
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4/6/2015 1:22:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 1:16:40 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
UtherPenguin scum. Enemy of DDO Elite; must eradicate. Need sanction from Master.

The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle
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4/6/2015 1:24:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 1:22:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/6/2015 1:16:40 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
UtherPenguin scum. Enemy of DDO Elite; must eradicate. Need sanction from Master.

The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle

Juggle has not fallen. You apparently need to reevaluate your sources of information. It shows your heretic organization's weakness.
"If anyone wants to engage in casual anti-Semitism, then whatever." ~Max

Techno-Hyperkant arrives from the future. The Categorical Imperative ignites the eternal Nightmare of Ends. You are delighted to death.

Vaarka swung his sword at the mod. However, since I am now incorporeal, he ends up accidentally striking the entire American landmass (It's a REALLY bastard sword), destroying both continents. Spiders are now at 50% of capacity."
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4/6/2015 1:52:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 1:24:45 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/6/2015 1:22:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/6/2015 1:16:40 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
UtherPenguin scum. Enemy of DDO Elite; must eradicate. Need sanction from Master.

The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle

Juggle has not fallen. You apparently need to reevaluate your sources of information. It shows your heretic organization's weakness.

He only said 'The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle'. That can be interpreted as either 'The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle will fall' or 'The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle has fallen'. The latter indicates ignorance about Juggle's current state; the former implies that Uther is predicting that Juggle will fall.
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4/6/2015 1:58:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 1:52:39 PM, Diqiucun_Cunmin wrote:
At 4/6/2015 1:24:45 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/6/2015 1:22:53 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/6/2015 1:16:40 PM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
UtherPenguin scum. Enemy of DDO Elite; must eradicate. Need sanction from Master.

The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle

Juggle has not fallen. You apparently need to reevaluate your sources of information. It shows your heretic organization's weakness.

He only said 'The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle'. That can be interpreted as either 'The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle will fall' or 'The DDO Elite will fall like Juggle has fallen'. The latter indicates ignorance about Juggle's current state; the former implies that Uther is predicting that Juggle will fall.

Yeah, I know. I'm doing this wonderful new thing called "being stupid."
"If anyone wants to engage in casual anti-Semitism, then whatever." ~Max

Techno-Hyperkant arrives from the future. The Categorical Imperative ignites the eternal Nightmare of Ends. You are delighted to death.

Vaarka swung his sword at the mod. However, since I am now incorporeal, he ends up accidentally striking the entire American landmass (It's a REALLY bastard sword), destroying both continents. Spiders are now at 50% of capacity."
YamaVonKarma
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4/6/2015 2:00:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

We have witness testimony that you are a fan of niche pornography.
The Ministry of Security are not sure what may happen to this information, should you become a threat.
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PetersSmith
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4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.
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4/6/2015 2:07:50 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

XD I was going to message you and tell you, you should run.
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4/6/2015 2:09:23 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

If you win, I would appreciate being declared Minister of Security.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
TUF, and YYW
PetersSmith
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4/6/2015 2:11:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:09:23 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

If you win, I would appreciate being declared Minister of Security.

No, you can be the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of DDO.
Empress of DDO (also Poll and Forum "Maintenance" Moderator)

"The two most important days in your life is the day you were born, and the day you find out why."
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"Wow"
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."
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YamaVonKarma
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4/6/2015 2:12:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:11:11 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:09:23 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

If you win, I would appreciate being declared Minister of Security.

No, you can be the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of DDO.

I'll start monitoring all of your porn searches and gathering blackmail material immediately.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
TUF, and YYW
bossyburrito
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4/6/2015 2:13:33 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Reasons why you should vote for Bossyburrito:
He's not UtherPenguin
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4/6/2015 2:13:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:12:41 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:11:11 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:09:23 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

If you win, I would appreciate being declared Minister of Security.

No, you can be the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of DDO.

I'll start monitoring all of your porn searches and gathering blackmail material immediately.

Excellent.
Empress of DDO (also Poll and Forum "Maintenance" Moderator)

"The two most important days in your life is the day you were born, and the day you find out why."
~Mark Twain

"Wow"
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it."
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4/6/2015 2:15:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:13:39 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:12:41 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:11:11 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:09:23 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

If you win, I would appreciate being declared Minister of Security.

No, you can be the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of DDO.

I'll start monitoring all of your porn searches and gathering blackmail material immediately.

Excellent.

I have uncovered that Wlyted likes little girls and Rev is a fan of 1D.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
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PetersSmith
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4/6/2015 2:22:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:15:12 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:13:39 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:12:41 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:11:11 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:09:23 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:04:25 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

If you're running then I'm running.

If you win, I would appreciate being declared Minister of Security.

No, you can be the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of DDO.

I'll start monitoring all of your porn searches and gathering blackmail material immediately.

Excellent.

I have uncovered that Wlyted likes little girls and Rev is a fan of 1D.

What else is new?
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~Mark Twain

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Bennett91
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4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
"The annoying kid has a point. Let's revolt in this bitch!" - The Boondocks
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4/6/2015 2:28:42 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?

Through the establishment of a Secret Police
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4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...
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4/6/2015 3:12:25 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:28:42 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?

Through the establishment of a Secret Police

That sounds extra judicial! I like it!
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Bennett91
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4/6/2015 3:13:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...

You think gremlins are a joke?
"The annoying kid has a point. Let's revolt in this bitch!" - The Boondocks
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4/6/2015 3:13:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 3:13:00 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...

You think gremlins are a joke?
Duh
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

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4/6/2015 3:39:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 3:13:49 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:00 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...

You think gremlins are a joke?
Duh

You think air plane crashes are a joke?
"The annoying kid has a point. Let's revolt in this bitch!" - The Boondocks
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4/6/2015 3:42:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 3:39:47 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:49 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:00 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...

You think gremlins are a joke?
Duh

You think air plane crashes are a joke?

Nope.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

Nunc aut Numquam
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4/6/2015 3:44:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 3:42:40 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:39:47 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:49 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:00 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...

You think gremlins are a joke?
Duh

You think air plane crashes are a joke?

Nope.

Gremlins cause airplane crashes.
"The annoying kid has a point. Let's revolt in this bitch!" - The Boondocks
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4/6/2015 3:45:55 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/6/2015 3:44:10 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:42:40 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:39:47 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:49 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 3:13:00 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:50:20 PM, mishapqueen wrote:
At 4/6/2015 2:26:07 PM, Bennett91 wrote:
At 4/5/2015 11:09:46 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
-I have literally no experience in website administration whatsoever

-I am terrible at managing my time.

-I have lost the majority of my debates.

-I have an utterly horrid work ethic

- I would probably be doing more trolling then good to the website.

How do you plan to deal with the gremlin menace?
Not that joke again...

You think gremlins are a joke?
Duh

You think air plane crashes are a joke?

Nope.

Gremlins cause airplane crashes.
Nope.
You cannot choose whether or not you will live by rules, but you can choose which rules you will live by. --Me

"I was wrong. Squirrels are objectively superior to bunnies in every conceivable dimension."
--Joey

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" --PetersSmith

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